Early the next morning, Wu Suowei's cheeks were swollen.
It hurts to eat, it hurts to speak, and I want to cry when I swallow.
If this were to be placed on ordinary people, they would have already complained endlessly. But when it comes to Wu Suowei, who is an optimist, his first reaction is not to complain, but to secretly delight.
"Fortunately, I ate all the two bags of orchid beans yesterday, otherwise I wouldn't be able to chew today."
For the next two days, Wu Suowei kept secretly planning to seduce Jiang Xiaoshuai, he was much more prudent than Jiang Xiaoshuai. When Jiang Xiaoshuai tricked him at the beginning, he relied entirely on inspiration, tried various methods one by one for five days, and was finally tricked by Guo Chengyu. Wu Suowei didn't fight uncertain battles, he used a lot of time to make plans, sharpened his knives and did not miss firewood chopping, and waited for everything to be considered thoroughly before attacking, trying to defeat the enemy with one move.
Wu Suowei looked at the almanac every morning before going out, and today was no exception.
"It's better to hunt slightly."
okay! This is the day, Wu Suowei went to the clinic in full armor.
Jiang Xiaoshuai was cleaning the consulting room when he saw a man walking in wearing a mask.
"Do you have a cold?" asked politely.
Wu Suowei lifted his upper eyelids, revealing his recognizable big eyeballs, which Jiang Xiaoshuai recognized.
"No... why are you dressed like this?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai made a gesture to take off Wu Suowei's mask, but Wu Suowei refused to let him take it off.
"It's okay, our clinic is disinfected every day, so don't worry about germs."
Wu Suowei opened his mouth with difficulty, "It's not about the germs."
Jiang Xiaoshuai felt that Wu Suowei's cheeks were swollen, and asked again: "Mumps?"
Wu Suowei shook his hands, lying on the examination table with a painful expression.
"What's the matter?" Jiang Xiaoshuai looked at Wu Suowei with two concerned eyes.
Wu Suowei's eyes were full of bitterness and suffering.
Jiang Xiaoshuai became anxious, "You said it."
Wu Suowei said: "I want to break up with Chi Cheng."
Jiang Xiaoshuai was startled, "Why?"
"His abuse is unbearable."
Jiang Xiaoshuai looked suspicious, "Is it abuse or a sweet punishment? You don't come here again under the banner of complaining, do you?"
Wu Suowei let out a decadent laugh.
"What capital do I have to show off?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai still questioned with a bit of doubt: "Why did he abuse you?"
Wu Suowei sighed, "Emotions really cannot stand the test of time."
"It's only been a few days? Last time you came here, you showed off that Chi Cheng was willing to play the role of the next one for you. The time is too unkind. You have to test it for two days?"
"Actually, there has been a problem with our relationship for a long time, but I have been holding back and not talking about it."
Jiang Xiaoshuai had an expression of willingness to listen.
Wu Suowei didn't dare to exaggerate too much, but told Jiang Xiaoshuai helplessly, "Since he came back from Hawaii, his attitude towards me has changed. When we first got back together, he followed me in everything and had a very good temper. As a result, after he came back, he looked at me everywhere and always picked on my thorns."
"When I was in Hawaii, I was afraid of getting tanned. He always said, darker and healthier, you are here, no matter how dark you are, you are a handsome guy. But when I got tanned, he ran on me every day, calling me This face is like a black donkey's egg, which makes him particularly irritated."
"Also, during Chinese New Year, he didn't stop me from eating or drinking, and said that it would not be a problem if I gained weight. As a result, I just gained two catties, and he forced me to go to the gym every day, saying that if I gained more weight, I would lose weight. , he couldn’t get hard when he saw me. He also thought I was not good at bedtime, so he let me watch movies and study... "
Jiang Xiaoshuai chuckled for a while, showing no sympathy.
"I think it's a sign that the relationship between the two of you has entered a new stage. Think about it, can he stop coaxing you after such a big incident happened in your family? Most of the words at that time were false , the current attitude is the real one. Although it is a bit cruel, it is a manifestation of the two of you having no secrets and being honest with each other. "
"You don't understand the situation." Wu Suowei's mood has not improved at all, "Even if the relationship is really flat, I can feel the care and love in the subtleties. But now I really don't feel anything, I think He is tired of me, and most of the time it is perfunctory."
"It's because you're too sensitive." Jiang Xiaoshuai patted Wu Suowei's shoulder, "It's common to worry about gains and losses in passionate love. Don't judge things lightly. Sometimes your thinking is very one-sided. Think about Wang Shuo, He was the best example."
Wu Suowei shook his head, "Even if Wang Shuo doesn't leave, the two of them won't be able to last until today. Maybe Wang Shuo decided to do this because he saw that their relationship had deteriorated."
Jiang Xiaoshuai said, "I think you two still lack communication."
"He's too lazy to listen to me."
"Feelings are very subtle. Sometimes hot and cold are all in one thought. Men's androgen secretion is different. Sometimes what you think is boring is just a result of insufficient androgen secretion. An external manifestation. Feelings are like an electrocardiogram, with ups and downs. If you want this relationship to live for a long time, you can’t maintain a certain volatility. There must be ups and downs.”
Wu Suowei slandered: Look at how tall you are!
In order to push Jiang Xiaoshuai's remarks, Wu Suowei exploded a lot of information.
"But I think this band has fallen too hard, you know? When he used to have sex with me, he would take care of my feelings. As long as I didn't cum, he would never cum. But now he is not like this at all. He even I don’t even bother to do foreplay, and I often want to expand myself, and after I’m happy, I don’t care about me anymore.”
This can be regarded as stopping Jiang Xiaoshuai, because Wu Suowei doesn't mention bed matters easily. After all, he is a man and a straight man. If it is not really unbearable, he will not use forbidden words like expansion and foreplay Take it to your lips.
Jiang Xiaoshuai was quite worried, "Have you reached this point? Then he's gone too far, right? Are you sure you haven't messed with him recently? He didn't do this on purpose because he was angry with you, right?"
"Even if it is, he can't beat me, right?" Wu Suowei said with difficulty.
Jiang Xiaoshuai was stunned, "What did you say?"
Wu Suowei took off the mask when someone entered the clinic, exposing his swollen cheeks, but when Jiang Xiaoshuai wanted to examine it carefully, he quickly put it on again. Since someone was around, Jiang Xiaoshuai couldn't let Wu Suowei take it off.
Wu Suowei said: "Yesterday my feet rubbed against his pillow cover, and he asked me to wash it. If I didn't wash it, he beat me."
Wu Suowei acted very realistically, crying out loud, and he has been practicing this crying scene at home for the past two days. This made Chi Cheng nervous, always thinking that Wu Suowei had been wronged.
Jiang Xiaoshuai slapped the table fiercely, "Damn it, why is he like this?!"
Wu Suowei choked up and said, "How would I know? Are you trying to find fault with me? He said my feet are dirty, but in fact my feet are not dirty at all. I went to Hawaii to tan a while ago. He just thinks I'm tanned!"
The more Jiang Xiaoshuai listened, the more he wanted to beat someone up.
"Damn, what right does he have to think you're dirty? Let's just not pursue his messy things back then, and he still put on airs."
Wu Suowei said: "Besides, he always compares me with you, and always praises you in front of me. He says you have fair skin, and you have a good figure, and then he says that I don't even look human when I stand in front of you." .”
The ugly man next to him couldn't listen anymore.
"Who? Can't talk? I think you are more handsome than Dr. Jiang! Dr. Jiang is handsome and introverted, and you are sunny."
Wu Suowei glanced at the ugly man gratefully, and thought to himself: Your soul is getting more and more beautiful.
Jiang Xiaoshuai also said: "Yes, I also think you are more handsome than me, why does he say that about you?"
"He praised you in front of me once, just to see how you are. Don't men like to eat grass beside the nest? He is tired of looking at me, and thinks you are more fresh and rare."
"Don't drag me into it, he's trying to make you jealous." The more Jiang Xiaoshuai spoke, the more irritable he became, and finally his eyes became sharper, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't go to his place these days, just stay with me and watch him How to say?!"
In the evening, Wu Suowei went to Jiang Xiaoshuai's house.
He turned his mobile phone to silent mode, deliberately did not answer Chi Cheng's call, and when Jiang Xiaoshuai went to take a shower, he sneaked to the balcony to call Chi Cheng.
Chi Cheng asked, "Why did you go?"
Wu Suowei peeked at the bathroom secretly, and whispered, "I'm making up for my mistakes."
"Are you going to make up for your mistakes or make your crimes worse?" Chi Cheng's voice was a bit annoyed, "Is there any ideological work that can't be done during the day? You have to stay until midnight."
"I plan this matter, you have to cooperate with me." Wu Suowei said secretly.
"You find someone else to cooperate, I can't cooperate, I want to fuck you now."
Wu Suowei was embarrassed, "This is up to you, you have to cooperate if you don't want to."
"I'm not sure you don't fuck, you have to come back if you don't come back."
Wu Suowei gritted his teeth, "Can't you rest for a few days?"
"Can you not eat for a few days?"
"Can this be the same? If you don't eat for a few days, you will die. If you don't do that for a few days, you will die?"
"Damn it, your two big steamed buns are my spiritual food, if I don't eat them for a day, I will starve to death."
Just as Wu Suowei was about to curse, Jiang Xiaoshuai suddenly came out of the bathroom and went straight to the balcony, catching him by surprise.
As a result, Wu Suowei became cheap in a second.
"Why are you doing this? We haven't seen each other for a day, and you still think I'm annoying if I call you? If I miss you, can I call you? Can't you brush your teeth for a while? I'll call you The phone also delayed you from brushing your teeth, I... "
"He hung up the phone." He Jiang Xiaoshuai said.
In fact, Chi Cheng is still listening, one can imagine the feeling in his heart! In his lifetime, he had hung up on countless people's phone calls, but he never hung up on Wu Suowei's. In the end, he was the only one who complained.
Then, Wu Suowei pretended to dial an empty number, but no one answered over and over again.
Jiang Xiaoshuai snatched his mobile phone and said angrily, "Aren't you so cheap? Are you just going to be in a relationship and you will become this virtuous! I will let you live in my This, this is to let you leave him alone, but you took the initiative to call him? Aren't you making a fool of yourself? "
Wu Suowei admitted his death, and continued to grab the phone with Jiang Xiaoshuai.
"You take it here! I have to get through to him, and I want to ask him what he thinks."
Jiang Xiaoshuai had a tough attitude, "Don't hit me, if you want to hit me, I'll hit you!"
After finishing speaking, Jiang Xiaoshuai walked to another room, slammed the door, and picked up the phone angrily.
In the end, he called Chi Cheng, and he got through with one call.
"Chi Cheng, are you fucking a man? You beat up Dawei like that? I always thought you were a man, but now I realize you're a scum!"
As a result, after Chi Cheng heard it, he just said three words quietly.
"Handsome?"
For some reason, Jiang Xiaoshuai felt awkward after hearing this.
"It's so late, why are you calling me?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai became angry, "Why do you say I called you? I'm here with great fear!"
Chi Cheng ignored him at all, and just asked, "You and Guo Zi haven't slept together yet, have you?"
"Why are you asking this?"
Chi Cheng said, "Take care of the tightness under you."
Jiang Xiaoshuai was instantly stunned by these words.
By the time he wanted to reply to Chi Cheng and question Chi Cheng, the phone had already been hung up.
Back in the living room, seeing Wu Suowei in a daze, Jiang Xiaoshuai suddenly felt sorry for him.
"Did he take it?" Wu Suowei asked.
Jiang Xiaoshuai shook his head.
Wu Suowei didn't say anything else, and walked back to the bedroom with heavy steps.