In early spring, when the weather gets warmer, all the hibernating snakes wake up.
A few days ago, Chi Cheng was busy moving the snake sons out of the snake tube. The poisonous and environmentally demanding snakes were given away, and the non-toxic and adaptable to the local climate were released. After a few days of tossing, there are basically not many snakes left in the snake tube.
On a fine day, Wu Suowei and Chi Cheng released the remaining snakes together.
Seeing the lovely figures of those snakes drifting away, Wu Suowei showed a look of relief on his face.
"You already knew that I would get rid of these snakes, right?" Chi Cheng said suddenly.
Wu Suowei's expression froze, then he shrugged, with an expression of indifference to the world.
"How would I know?"
It was only now that Chi Cheng understood why Wu Suowei would crouch at the writing desk every day during the time when Wang Shuo was there, blowing sugar. At that time, I thought he was fighting silently; during the time we broke up, I thought he was being tortured by those "sugar men"; I didn't realize until now that Wu Suowei was sure that these snakes would not be too different from him. It's been a long time, so I blow it out to give him a thought.
In fact, Wu Suowei has always been very persistent in this relationship.
He is much stronger than Chi Cheng imagined.
Such a piece of treasure is more tightly tied to Chi Cheng's heart, even if he has already got it, he must hang his heart at any time for fear of losing it. If we say that from the beginning I was more infatuated with Wu Suowei, then I became more dependent on him, and now I respect and love him even more. See him as a big tree with luxuriant branches and leaves, intertwined with himself, and enjoy the sun and rain of this life together.
Chi Cheng's eyes gradually darkened, and he intentionally frightened Wu Suowei with his frightening gaze.
"You really don't know?"
Wu Suowei held on for a while, finally couldn't hold back anymore, stood on tiptoe, put one arm around Chi Cheng's neck, his smile was full of little evil, but looked so clean and pure.
How could Chi Cheng be willing to continue showing his face
The face was gloomy one second, and the sun was shining brightly the next, pulling Wu Suowei back.
"Actually, the vinegar bag is with me." Wu Suowei said.
Chi Cheng was quite surprised, "With you?"
Wu Suowei said quite proudly: "It crawled back by itself, crawled to the clinic to find me, I left it behind, and secretly put it in the company to raise it."
Chi Cheng narrowed his eyes, "Have you kept it with you for a whole winter?"
Wu Suowei pursed his lips happily.
"You hide like a dog!" Chi Cheng's tone was obviously not kind.
Wu Suowei hastily explained, "It's not my fault, I have no other choice. I didn't want to keep it, but I haven't blown it out!"
"In this case, let's find a time to give it away." Chi Cheng said.
Wu Suowei squeezed Chi Cheng's hand hard, "You dare to send one to try!"
Chi Cheng couldn't help laughing, "You said you had no choice but to make it seem like I'm so unkind and insisted on pushing you to keep what your "ex-wife" gave me."
Wu Suowei was stubborn, "I don't care who gave it, it's the second treasure."
Without a broad mind, how could you put Chi Cheng in his stomach
Reluctantly, Chi Cheng pressed his middle finger and thumb together, and flicked Wu Suowei's forehead forcefully.
Wu Suowei was no longer a big iron head, and he screamed in pain just like this.
Chi Cheng stretched out his hand to rub him again.
Knowing that it hurts, you can't let him get hurt again.
…
Not long ago, Wu Suowei's secretary resigned and returned to his hometown, and he couldn't find a satisfactory one for a while, so the position of secretary has been vacant. Wu Suowei had to do all the trivial things in normal times. In addition, the company is fighting for a big project. If it succeeds, the scale of the company will be rapidly expanded and upgraded. Wu Suowei has been running around for this project recently, and he is extremely busy.
Today, I finally had a free time, Wu Suowei planned to visit Chi Cheng's work unit.
Chi Cheng was reviewing the documents, Wu Suowei pushed the door lightly and walked in.
Pulled up a chair, sat next to Chi Cheng, quietly waiting for him to finish approving the documents in his hand.
Chi Cheng stared at the document on the surface, but in fact, he kept looking at Wu Suowei from the corner of his eye. There was nothing he could do about it. The lazy little man with his chin on the table in a daze was really rare.
Taking advantage of Chi Cheng's inattention, Wu Suowei put his hand into Chi Cheng's pocket again.
But now his skill has dropped a lot. In the past, Chi Cheng could only feel the slight movement coming from his pocket, and he couldn't hear it if he wasn't paying attention. Where is Shun coming in now? It was completely smashed in, and the noise was so loud that even a deaf person would be startled.
Chi Cheng reached in to touch it, and immediately glared at Wu Suowei.
"What season? You just eat ice cream."
Wu Suowei said calmly, "I didn't eat it, I bought it for you."
"You think I haven't bought this kind of ice cream?"
Wu Suowei chuckled.
This kind of ice cream is boxed, and once you buy it, it is a whole box, and there are eight small cups in each box. Wu Suowei ate the seven small cups, leaving the remaining one for Chi Cheng.
Not only that, but when I opened the lid of the cup, I found that a mouthful was secretly dug inside.
Chi Cheng didn't even need to dig it out, the ice cream inside was almost melted, so he put it into his mouth whole.
"Is it delicious?" Wu Suowei asked.
Chi Cheng said, "It's not as tasty as your butt."
Wu Suowei gave Chi Cheng a hard look.
Chi Cheng pulled him into his arms, strangled his neck feigning anger, "Stare at me again! Stare at me again!"
Wu Suowei still stared.
Being pushed up and down on the desk by Chi Cheng, it was so itchy that the desk was rolling all over the place, and all the papers were messed up.
The two were having a good time, and it happened that a colleague knocked on the door, but no one opened it for a long time, so they pushed the door open.
Seeing Chi Cheng's smile that was contrary to his usual image, his colleagues almost thought they had entered the wrong door.
"Is there something wrong?" Chi Cheng asked.
The colleague said: "Deputy Bureau Wang asked me to give this to you."
After putting it down, leave quickly.
When Chi Cheng saw the things sent by his colleagues, he suddenly thought of something.
"I have a dinner tonight."
If it were someone else, they would definitely not be happy to hear this, and there is another meal? Why are there so many dinners these days? How long has it been since we sat at home and had a good meal.
But Wu Suowei didn't, he laughed after hearing it.
"Remember to pack the dishes you can't finish and bring them back to me. I'll just point to this meal in the evening."
Chi Cheng said with a sullen face, "What kind of bag are you packing? Do you know if those people are sick? In order to take advantage of this little advantage, if you eat something good or bad, you won't have to cry."
Wu Suowei didn't care, "What kind of illness can you have?"
Chi Cheng's attitude was very tough, "Find a place to eat by yourself!"
Wu Suowei was bored for a while, and a little light appeared in his eyes again.
"I want to eat Mending Meatloaf from that store in Xizhimen, come back and bring me some."
Chi Cheng said, "I'll go there after I finish the dinner, that shop will be closed."
Wu Suowei said: "Then you can buy it for me before the dinner and put it in the car."
"Then it will be cold soon after I go back?" Chi Cheng said.
Wu Suowei said, "When it's cold, you can reheat it."
"There is no delicious food in the pot. Be obedient and drive to eat by yourself."
Wu Suowei had an irritable expression, "The traffic jam at this point is too severe. It will take more than an hour to move there, and there are so many people queuing up. When will I have to wait? I'm tired enough for the day! I want to eat something There is no ready-made food to eat.”
In fact, Wu Suowei was too petty to eat meatloaf, but it was too big to want Chi Cheng to get out of the meal as soon as possible. This time, Chi Cheng held a piece of fat in his hand, and many people were salivating, wanting to get some oil from it. In order to please him, he will definitely do what he likes. If there are beauties or the like at the dinner, he must not be allowed to stay for a long time!
Chi Cheng couldn't see Wu Suowei's bad mood the most, whether it was pretending or real.
"Okay, I'll go buy it for you after dinner."
Wu Suowei felt relieved now.
"You have to give me the money too." Chi Cheng said.
Only then did Wu Suowei remember that Chi Cheng's pocket money was not enough to buy meatloaf for himself.
So, I took out my wallet from my bag and counted carefully.
"Mending meatloaf costs three yuan each, and if you buy me six, it's enough for me to eat. The total is eighteen."
Chi Cheng watched the 20-dollar bill swiping around Wu Suowei's fingers, but he didn't take it out, he just took out a ten-dollar bill, a five-dollar bill, and three bills came out. For the coin, eighteen yuan was handed over to Chi Cheng.
Chi Cheng laughed angrily at him.
"Can't you give me more? After the year, Khan Duo's restaurants will raise prices, so you're not afraid that meat pies will also increase in price?"
Wu Suowei said: "If the price goes up, you can buy me two less."
While playing with the three steel coins, Chi Cheng said to Wu Suowei, "Let me tell you a joke."
Wu Suowei felt fresh all of a sudden, Chi Cheng can also tell jokes
Chi Cheng said: "There is a couple who are very stingy. One day, the husband went to visit the neighbor's house and suddenly wanted to shit. As a result, he put on his pants after farting twice. He felt that the fat would not flow out of the field , so I pulled up my trousers and ran to my own latrine to stretch them.”
Wu Suowei laughed twice in support.
"Also Tenima picked it up, a poop is also a good thing."
"I haven't finished yet." Chi Cheng said, "After he got home, he told his second wife about it, and his second wife gave him a big slap in the face. Do you know how her wife scolded him? ?”
"How did you scold?"
"It would be nice to keep those two farts to blow the lamp!"
"Hahaha… "
Wu Suowei thought that Chi Cheng's jokes would be very cold, but he didn't expect it to be so funny. Gu Zi smirked for a long time, and suddenly realized something, and the raised corner of his mouth instantly turned into a growl.
"Are you hurting me with this joke? Ahh..."