After leaving the supermarket, Wu Suowei grabbed Chi Cheng's arm just as he was about to load his things into the car.
"Hey, let's run home!"
Chi Cheng glanced at him sideways, "How can you run away after carrying so many things?"
Wu Suowei said: "Running with weights! Isn't running with weights better for your body?"
"People run with heavy loads on their backs. What do you call it when you carry them in your hands? If you don't do it well, you'll have to be stopped by the police." Chi Cheng put the box in his hand on the car, and said lightly : "If you want to run, run by yourself, I will drive back first."
"do not!"
What Wu is afraid of is that Chi Cheng will go back, it doesn't matter whether he goes back or not. Hearing what Chi Cheng said, he hurriedly stuffed the things in his hand into the trunk, and quickly got into the car.
The car was driving slowly on the road, Wu Suowei was very upset.
As a last resort, he sent a text message to Jiang Xiaoshuai asking for help.
"Master, persuade Guo Zi to go back quickly, he wants to kill me, he has no good intentions."
Jiang Xiaoshuai happened to be sitting with Guo Chengyu, saw this text message, and immediately showed it to Guo Chengyu, and the two of them showed evil smiles together.
A minute later, Wu Suowei received a reply from Jiang Xiaoshuai.
"I'm not at ease either."
Wu Suowei's face turned green.
Turning his head to look at Chi Cheng, the cold aura emanating from the sharp brow bones, even when he was in a peaceful mood, carried a frightening aura of calmness and prestige. If this is violent... Wu Suowei couldn't help but shuddered and shivered.
Calm down, calm down... Wu Suowei suggested to himself.
You didn't do anything excessive, it was all the little fox's own fault. What's more, you are just using her. If a man wants to do great things, he has to be a little sacrificial...
In the end, after thinking so much, it was all in vain. Guo Chengyu made a phone call, and the bean curd project that Wu Suowei had built in his heart collapsed magnificently.
"Where are you?" Guo Chengyu asked.
Chi Cheng said, "There are still about twenty minutes."
"Hurry up, I'm almost falling asleep."
Chi Cheng didn't say anything, just hung up the phone.
Wu Suowei suddenly covered his stomach, and said to Chi Cheng with a troubled expression, "My stomach hurts and I want to go to the bathroom."
Chi Cheng said: "I'll be home soon, bear with me for a while."
"I can't take it anymore." Wu Suowei yelled, "Hurry up and find me a public restroom!"
Chi Cheng had no choice but to spare two laps, parked the car in front of KFC, and watched Wu Suowei go in.
Wu Suowei squatted in a bully's pit, in which he used his mobile phone to fight against landlords, and only after he lost all his happy beans did he pull up his pants and go out.
When he got to the car, he fell on Chi Cheng's lap again, with a dehydrated expression on his face.
"My stomach hurts."
Chi Cheng put his big warm hands on Wu Suowei's stomach, and gently rubbed him a few times.
"Why does my stomach hurt? What did you eat in the afternoon?"
Wu Suowei slandered: I didn't eat anything, I just saw Guo Chengyu.
Chi Cheng took his hand away from Wu Suowei's belly, and just about to start the car, Wu Suowei pulled his hand back again.
"Knead again, it still hurts."
Chi Cheng rubbed for a while, seeing that the sky was getting dark, he pulled Wu Suowei's clothes back, patted his buttocks and said, "Persist for a while, and you'll be fine when you get home and take some medicine."
Wu Suowei adjusted the time secretly, and said to Chi Cheng, "Oh, it's past ten o'clock, you can call Guo Zi and ask him to come back another day. What else is there to eat at this hour? You should sleep gone."
"It's okay, Guo Zi has always had nothing to eat, and he will make up for supper every now and then. What's more, the two of us haven't eaten. Isn't it good to go back and wait for ready-made ones?"
Wu Suowei said listlessly, "I don't want to eat, I want to sleep, and I don't like being noisy when I'm sleeping."
Chi Cheng looked puzzled, "What's wrong with you today?"
Wu Suowei's expression froze, and he held back for a long time before opening his mouth.
"I don't want Guo Chengyu to eat at our house, and I have to waste money and fuel."
As soon as Chi Cheng heard this, he laughed, "You have made such a big circle, just for this little thing?"
Wu Suowei nodded, pretending that it really happened, as if he wasn't the one calling for free in the afternoon.
Before Chi Cheng could speak, Guo Chengyu called again.
"Tell the iron rooster in your family that we brought our own grain, oil, rice noodles, vegetables and wine. Now we have started cooking, and we are almost ready when you two come back."
Putting down the phone, Chi Cheng said to Wu Suowei: "Are you comfortable this time? People bring everything with them."
Wu Suowei, "..."
After hanging up the phone over there, Jiang Xiaoshuai thumped Guo Chengyu's back happily.
"Dawei definitely didn't expect that we would do this."
Guo Chengyu pinched Jiang Xiaoshuai's face, "You are too bad."
Jiang Xiaoshuai kept on laughing.
Guo Chengyu pulled him up from the sofa, and said, "They must be chatting for a while, let's go to their bedroom first."
After entering, Jiang Xiaoshuai was secretly speechless when he saw the mirrors on the four walls.
"How lewd are these two!"
Guo Chengyu jokingly said: "If it's you, why don't you go over excitedly?"
"roll!"
…
Sure enough, Wu Suowei and Chi Cheng lingered below for a while before coming up, and when they opened the door, the food was almost ready, and the strong smell of food wafted from the kitchen.
"Did the two of you go out to fight in the field? You came back so late." Jiang Xiaoshuai teased deliberately.
Wu Suowei grabbed Jiang Xiaoshuai's collar in resentment, and cursed in a low voice, "You bastard who values sex and despises friends!"
Jiang Xiaoshuai laughed a few times, showing no sign of repentance.
Chi Cheng leaned against the kitchen door, watching Guo Chengyu busy there.
"You usually cook?" Chi Cheng asked.
Guo Chengyu said: "Do you think his hands look like they have been cooking?"
Chi Cheng kicked Guo Chengyu's ass and said, "Look at how promising you are! You can't train him to cook? What's the good of being so used to it?"
Guo Chengyu smiled nonchalantly, "To tie a man's heart, you have to tie his stomach first. You can see how firmly I tie it. It's not like the guy in your family who looks around for food all day long."
Before Chi Cheng said anything, Wu Suowei jumped in, kept joining in the fun beside Guo Chengyu, deliberately diverting Chi Cheng's attention.
"Wow, what kind of dish is this? It smells so good!"
"This is a kind of wild vegetable." Guo Chengyu glanced at Wu Suowei meaningfully, "It's specially for people who steal their mouths. It tastes great."
Wu Suowei sweated profusely from the oily smoke.
During the meal, the four of them were chatting and laughing, Wu Suowei, who was usually the most eloquent, had nothing to say today. Apart from praising Guo Chengyu's delicious dishes, he didn't say anything, and glanced at Chi Cheng from time to time, seeing that his expression was quite normal, so he relaxed and continued to eat.
During the period, Guo Chengyu deliberately talked about TV dramas.
"Do you know that "Swordsman" has been made into a TV series?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai said: "Yes, I watched another episode, but when I heard Linghu Chong call out 'Yingying', I got goosebumps all over my body, so I quickly changed the channel."
Jiang Xiaoshuai deliberately bites the word "Yingying" very hard.
Wu Suowei's heart skipped a beat, and he buried his head in cooking.
Guo Chengyu tapped Wu Suowei's wrist, "Hey, let me tell you, Linghu Chong..."
As soon as he finished calling, Jiang Xiaoshuai laughed out loud.
Guo Chengyu pretended to be apologetic and said: "A slip of the tongue, I suddenly talked about this just now, and I called it out as soon as I said it."
Wu Suowei didn't even know how he swallowed his mouthful of food.
"Well, you guys eat first, I'll go and see Erbao."
After finishing speaking, Wu Suowei ran away in a hurry, but Chi Cheng just glanced at him lightly and didn't say anything.
After eating, it was past twelve o'clock, seeing Guo Chengyu and Jiang Xiaoshuai picked up their bags, Wu Suowei heaved a sigh of relief, and finally let the two masters leave.
"Did you bring all the clothes?" Guo Chengyu asked Jiang Xiaoshuai.
Jiang Xiaoshuai said, "I brought it, pajamas and the clothes to be changed tomorrow morning."
"No..." Wu Suowei was anxious, "You two want to live here?"
Guo Chengyu asked back, "It's too late, you still want to drive us away?"
"This is just a bedroom where you can sleep. The rest of the rooms are full of things. If you two want to live in them, you have to tidy them up. It's better to go home and live in."
Jiang Xiaoshuai said: "We will live in the bedroom where we can sleep, and you will clean up the rest. It's not good for us two outsiders to touch your things casually, right?"
Guo Chengyu also said, "I rarely go to those big mirrors in your room."
After speaking, he dragged Jiang Xiaoshuai to the bathroom.
Wu Suowei pushed and shoved Chi Cheng, "You have something to say! They want to sleep in our bed, what if they leave something on our bed sheet?"
Chi Cheng said quietly, "It's okay, just let our children and grandchildren meet each other."
"..."