Wu Suowei was eating in the restaurant, and Jiang Xiaoshuai was watching TV in the living room. As a result, Wu Suowei chewed things louder than the TV program. The crispy pork bones crunched in his mouth, this is Jiang Xiaoshuai's favorite part, he could even imagine the aroma of crispy tender bones and rich pork mixed in his mouth.
"I hate you!" Jiang Xiaoshuai cursed at himself.
Guo Chengyu was sitting next to him, squinting his eyes to peek at Jiang Xiaoshuai's frantic expression that he was greedy but couldn't eat.
After a while, the creaking sound disappeared, and Jiang Xiaoshuai let out a sigh of relief.
Shouldn't you eat it again
As a result, before relaxing for a minute, the creaking sound came again.
Depend on-! ! Jiang Xiaoshuai roared in his heart, and ate another piece!
There are only three bones in total, can I have one left
While cursing, there was a sound of footsteps from the restaurant.
Jiang Xiaoshuai listened with his ears upright, the footsteps were getting closer and closer, could it be that he had finished eating
Soon, Wu Suowei walked around to the living room.
Poking his head towards Jiang Xiaoshuai, he asked, "Where's the toothpick? I've eaten meat and stuffed my teeth."
Jiang Xiaoshuai said quietly, "It's in the jar under the coffee table."
Most people pick their teeth after eating meat, but Wu Suowei started picking his teeth now, doesn't he plan to eat it? Jiang Xiaoshuai's good idea has not been verified, and Wu Suowei just picks his teeth for the convenience of continuing to eat meat later.
The creaking sound came again.
Jiang Xiaoshuai's eyes showed a ferocious look, and his arms tightly hooked Guo Chengyu's neck. After being strangled hard, he fell slumped on his shoulder, with infinite sorrow in his voice.
"He ate all the brittle bones and left me none."
Guo Chengyu said: "It's okay, there is still in the refrigerator, I will make it for you after he leaves."
"No need! Someday I will go to his company to bring some boxes of light bulbs!"
As he was talking, he suddenly heard Wu Suowei calling himself outside.
"Xiao Shuai, come here."
Jiang Xiaoshuai walked out with a sullen face, only to see Wu Suowei looking up at the roof.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Xiaoshuai asked.
Wu Suowei said: "You should change the ceiling light in this restaurant, right? I think the color is a bit dark, and it doesn't match the wallpaper on the roof. I will ask the staff to bring you a new one tomorrow. The new products launched these days have low wattage and high brightness, which are much more unique than your lamp."
Jiang Xiaoshuai asked first, "Do you want money?"
Wu Suowei immediately showed a contemptuous expression, "Look at what you said, which one of us is with whom? Can I still ask for your money?"
Hey! It's evil! The iron rooster actually plucked its feathers, Jiang Xiaoshuai felt flattered.
"Wait a minute, I'll go up and measure the lamp trough, do you have a ruler at home?"
"You wait, I'll get it for you."
After a while, Jiang Xiaoshuai handed Wu Suowei a steel ruler, and Wu Suowei stood on a chair to measure it. Guo Chengyu leaned against the door and looked at him, suddenly showing an unknown smile.
After Wu Suowei measured the depth and height, he measured it very carefully. Just when he was about to finish measuring, his elbow suddenly poked the door of the cabinet on the top floor, and the door of the cabinet was knocked open.
Wu Suowei pretended to close it, but when he saw a large bag of snacks inside, he instantly showed a surprised expression.
"Oh my god! Why did you two put the snacks here? Aren't you afraid of returning to the tide?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai's face turned green and pale, and it took him a long time to hold back a word.
"There are too many things in the refrigerator and I can't fit them."
"You should have said it earlier!" Wu Suowei said with an open-minded expression, "Our refrigerator has plenty of space!"
This time Jiang Xiaoshuai was not polite to Wu Suowei, and went directly to grab it.
"Bring it to you!"
Wu Suowei complained first, "Master, you are too stingy, eating your food is like killing you!"
Jiang Xiaoshuai ignored him, walked to the sofa in the living room and sat down, opened a bag of strange-flavored beans and chewed.
Wu Suowei leaned over and deliberately asked: "Master, what are you eating?"
"Strange flavored beans."
"Does it smell weird?"
"It's not your fault!" Jiang Xiaoshuai scolded angrily.
Wu Suowei chuckled, then tore open a bag of chicken feet with pickled peppers, and gnawed it relish.
Jiang Xiaoshuai was going crazy, "You ate so much just now, can you still eat it now?"
"Yes!" Wu Suowei said, "This food doesn't take up your stomach, no matter how much you eat it, it's as if you didn't eat it."
Jiang Xiaoshuai slandered: Damn you!
After Wu Suowei ate the chicken feet with pickled peppers, his lips were numb, and he kept gasping for air. Still feeling uncomfortably spicy, he opened the refrigerator at Jiang Xiaoshuai's house, took out a bottle of drink and drank a couple of sips.
I didn't feel spicy after drinking it, but felt spicy again after a while, so I ate some small cakes. After eating the small cake, I felt a little sweet and greasy, so I ate two more hawthorns. After eating hawthorn, I felt too sour, so I ate another bowl of ice cream...
The last time I turned over the plastic bag, there were only a few pieces of dried tofu left.
Jiang Xiaoshuai put it directly into his pocket.
Wu Suowei didn't say anything.
Waiting for Jiang Xiaoshuai to return to the bedroom to change clothes, he touched his pocket.
Damn, it's gone!
Angrily, he went back to the living room to look for Wu Suowei, but he didn't see anyone. In the end, he went into another bedroom and found that Wu Suowei had slipped into bed, and was covered with the new blanket that Guo Chengyu bought for him.
"Your grandma, get out of here quickly! Don't sleep in my house!"
Wu Suowei pretended not to hear.
Jiang Xiaoshuai was so handsome that he lifted the quilt, his eyes froze, and Wu Suowei's perfect and tall body was presented naked in front of him. Not seen for many days, the beauty has become stunning.
Jiang Xiaoshuai threw down the quilt and left.
Wu Suowei called Chi Cheng.
"I'm staying at Xiaoshuai's place tonight, so don't come back, stay at your parents' house for one night."
Chi Cheng was silent for a long time without speaking.
Wu Suowei hung up the phone directly.
Jiang Xiaoshuai and Guo Chengyu didn't sleep until midnight.
"Tomorrow, I must lock our refrigerator." Jiang Xiaoshuai said.
Guo Chengyu looked at Jiang Xiaoshuai with love and hatred, "You might as well lock him up on his stomach."
"Yes!" Jiang Xiaoshuai resentfully said, "It's best not to have a key."
"Look at how narrow-minded you are." Guo Chengyu pricked Jiang Xiaoshuai's face with a hard stubble, and said with feigned anger, "I'll just eat something from you, what's the point?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai said while avoiding: "It's not about eating, that girl's greedy mentality makes me uncomfortable! And she didn't say thank you after taking advantage of it, and cheated me instead."
In fact, Jiang Xiaoshuai is still brooding about Chi Cheng drugging him.
"Come on..." Guo Chengyu patted Jiang Xiaoshuai lightly, "I gave Chi Cheng such a precious vase, why bother about those snacks?"
"What vase?"
Guo Chengyu said: "Chi Cheng put a vase on my face this afternoon, and I gave it to him directly."
When Jiang Xiaoshuai heard this, he immediately sat up and glared at Guo Chengyu angrily.
"How much is the vase?"
Guo Chengyu pondered for a moment, and said, "I can't remember, I remember it was auctioned the year before last, maybe a million or so!"
Jiang Xiaoshuai immediately punched and kicked Guo Chengyu.
"You prodigal son! Give away a million yuan if you want to give it away? When will you not give me away as soon as you are happy?"
…
Wu Suowei squinted for more than three hours, his eyelids were always heavy, but when he closed his eyes, his consciousness was very clear. He opened his eyes a small slit, looking at the milky white wallpaper opposite, feeling uncomfortable for no reason.
He sat up slowly, put on his clothes, and walked outside.
Jiang Xiaoshuai's room still had the sound of talking and fighting, Wu Suowei didn't intend to greet him at first. But seeing that Jiang Xiaoshuai was still up, he thought it was necessary to tell them.
Guo Chengyu conjured up some packs of dried tofu out of nowhere, and waved it in front of Jiang Xiaoshuai.
Jiang Xiaoshuai's eyes lit up, "Hey, didn't Wu Suowei stole these dried beans?"
"Let me steal it back again." Guo Chengyu said.
Jiang Xiaoshuai's handsome face revealed an unconcealable chuckle, as if he had snatched his belongings back from someone else, and picked up such a bargain.
Guo Chengyu twisted his face and said, "Look at how promising you are."
In fact, he knew that Jiang Xiaoshuai was only so promising, so he lowered his figure to steal the few pieces of dried tofu in Wu Suowei's pocket.
Jiang Xiaoshuai said: "When I think of Dawei's frantic look when he can't see the tofu, I feel very happy."
Then, Guo Chengyu rubbed his head against Jiang Xiaoshuai's stomach, and Jiang Xiaoshuai rolled on the bed laughing.
Wu Suowei stood at the door and watched for a while, but he didn't go in, but turned around and walked out.
Hearing the movement outside, Jiang Xiaoshuai hurriedly held down Guo Chengyu: "Don't make trouble, I think I heard the door knocking."
Looking up, the bedroom door opened a little.
Jiang Xiaoshuai seemed to realize something, and rushed out without even putting on his shoes.
As soon as Wu Suowei stepped out of the door, he was grabbed by Jiang Xiaoshuai.
"Dawei, where are you going?" Jiang Xiaoshuai expressed anxiety.
Wu Suowei said flatly, "I'm going home."
Jiang Xiaoshuai thought Wu Suowei had heard something, and hurriedly explained, "I was just joking with you just now, you can take whatever you want, and you can stay here as long as you want."
Wu Suowei said: "Don't think too much, I just can't sleep here."
"Did we quarrel with you?"
"No, I accept the bed."
Jiang Xiaoshuai said: "You recognize the bed? Didn't you just fall asleep? You lived in my clinic for so long before and I didn't realize that you recognized the bed!"
Wu Suowei smiled.
"I didn't recognize it before, but now I do."
After finishing speaking, he patted Jiang Xiaoshuai on the shoulder, turned around and went out the door.