Wu Suowei was detained by Chi Cheng and sent to the Urban Management Bureau, Chi Cheng's office.
The mask was taken off, and Chi Cheng finally saw Wu Suowei's appearance clearly. Except for those big shining eyes, the rest of the body was well-regulated, like a decent person.
Wu Suowei's eyelids were heavy, he didn't bother to look at Chi Cheng at all.
Chi Cheng picked up a form.
"Name."
"Wu Suowei."
Doesn't matter? ... Chi Cheng squinted his eyes and looked at Wu Suowei. This kid is so brave that he has already come to my office. How dare he say it doesn't matter
"gender."
The word Chi Cheng was vague, and Wu Suowei heard the name again, and immediately replied impatiently, "Wu Suowei."
This time Chi Cheng laughed, really laughed, laughing until Wu Suowei's hairy eyes dilated.
"Gender doesn't matter?" Chi Cheng pulled out a pair of scissors out of nowhere, and played tricks on his fingers, "Since it doesn't matter, why don't I cut it for you! When you answer this question next time, you can be justified a little..."
Wu Suowei subconsciously crossed his legs to cover his crotch, quickly took out his ID card and handed it to Chi Cheng.
"Wu Suowei?" Chi Cheng froze, "Is the ID card fake?"
"It's genuine, if you don't believe me, go check it out." Wu Suowei said confidently.
Chi Cheng went to the computer to check, and in the household registration files of this area, there was indeed such a number one person.
"There really is someone with this name..." Chi Cheng snorted coldly, "You have quite a personality."
Wu Suowei sat firmly on the chair, indifferent to Chi Cheng's teasing, his air was higher than Chi Cheng's.
Chi Cheng was very interested in Wu Suowei, and checked his file again, and found that he graduated from a prestigious university. Then he raised his eyelids and looked at him. He really looked like a pedantic aura of "If you don't explode in silence, you will perish in silence" all over your body.
"Why did you throw porridge on me that day?" Chi Cheng asked.
Wu Suowei was slightly surprised, "That day... it was you?"
Daringly, this guy shaved his hair, the culprit doesn't know how much food glue he put in.
The expression on Chi Cheng's face was uncertain, and Wu Suowei's heart was chilled seeing it, but he kept telling himself that the more aggressive the other party is, the less you can show your timidity. If you are cowardly to the extreme, you are not afraid of death.
"No reason, I just want to splash you."
Chi Cheng stood up and approached Wu Suowei step by step, still playing with the pair of scissors in his hand.
Wu Suowei clenched his fists tightly and stared at Chi Cheng. Just when the two of them were still a step away, Wu Suowei made a sudden move, but Chi Cheng easily restrained him, and his dying emotions broke out. out.
"What are you going to do? Let me tell you, your urban management is now a vulnerable group, do you know that the vulnerable group is the opposite of public opinion, what are you really going to do to me, the majority of netizens will not let you go, you will ruin your life forever Already!"
Wu Suowei was threatening while protecting his vitals, but unfortunately he covered the wrong place, Chi Cheng was not at all interested in his listless little bird, as soon as he raised his scissors, he ran towards Wu Suowei's body hair to go.
"Eh?" Wu Suo was startled, "Why is this? Why are you cutting my hair?"
Cut? You are so beautiful! I cut it short for easy shaving.
Chi Cheng directly shaved with the razor blade in the drawer, no foam was used, the shave was rough, Wu Suowei had a small red bump on the skin of his head. But this person is also very tolerant, I bear the pain, I will not beg you for mercy, even if the veins on my forehead bulge, I will not be subdued.
After a while, Wu Suowei suddenly thought of something, and his face became a little uneasy.
"Why did you shave my head? I just poured porridge all over you, so you can't go to jail?"
Chi Cheng sneered, "No reason, I just like this hairstyle and want to find someone to keep company."
Wu Suowei gritted his teeth secretly, this person is a psychopath, don't be as knowledgeable as a ya!
Chi Cheng took Wu Suowei's old-fashioned tape recorder to play with, and pressed the play switch.
"I just captured a few demons, and captured a few more demons, demons and ghosts, why are there so many of them? (Hey) Take my old grandson with a stick! Killing you will throw your soul away, and your god will tremble. The ghost also trembled, beating the wolves, tigers and leopards—nowhere to hide..."
Chi Cheng twitched his temples a few times before jumping directly to the next song.
"Three hairs on his head, everyone laughs at everyone. If you want to ask him what his name is, everyone knows it. Sanmao, Sanmao, I can't tell whether he is old or young..."
Skip to the next song.
"Tell you about my happy life. I have done everything to make money. Although I live in a small mansion, the house is very dilapidated. I have a credit card with more than eight yuan left..."
Chi Cheng turned on the recording anyway, and gave Wu Suowei a sympathetic look.
"What year is this? Do you still listen to this kind of song?"
"I'm a big fan of Yao Ming."
Yao Ming? Chi Cheng confused Wu Suowei again, what does this have to do with Yao Ming
"You like basketball too?"
Wu Suowei returned his sympathetic gaze to Chi Cheng, "Who said that Yao Ming who played basketball? I'm talking about the composer Yao Ming, are you timid?"
Chi Cheng closed his eyes slightly, "There is also a composer named Yao Ming?"
As a fan, Wu Suowei must be outraged that his idol was ignored like this.
"Damn, are you too out? You don't even know about Yao Ming? "Qianmen Affection Big Bowl of Tea"? "Rap Face Makeup"? A national first-class composer! Enjoy the State Council subsidy!..."The Story of the Cooking Class" you should always Have you seen it? He composed the theme song there. There is also the "Red Sorghum Model Team" played by Zhao Benshan, and the songs in it are also composed by him... "
For the first time in more than 20 years, Chi Cheng was amused by others.
He took out the paper box containing the money from the drawer, walked up to Wu Suowei, raised his eyebrows, "Go on."
Wu Suowei's expression froze, he didn't expect that he could get the money back from the urban management.
"Go back." Chi Cheng said.
Wu Suowei was quite surprised, "You really let me go?"
"Disappear in front of me in a minute."
Wu Suowei quickly left.
As soon as he left with his front foot, the captain of the brigade came in with his back foot.
"You just let him go?"
Chi Cheng asked back, "Otherwise?"
The team leader had an unnatural smile on his lips, "I heard that you have a unique way of dealing with people, I'll just wait and see."
Chi Cheng lit a cigarette and smoked it himself, without even looking at the captain.
"I've never been honest."
"Is he still honest?" The captain was about to explode, "He dared to throw porridge on you!"
Chi Cheng was too lazy to talk nonsense, he went straight around the captain, picked up the small vinegar bag, and wandered out from the door.