Wu Suowei continued to get close to DouDou, but DouDou still ignored his answers. Holding a chocolate-flavored lollipop, he proudly put it in his mouth and licked the paper. Those who didn't know it thought they were eating the plastic stick underneath.
Wu Suowei wanted to ask him if he could let him have a taste, but he couldn't figure out how to express it after thinking for a long time.
He called Chi Cheng, and Chi Cheng answered in the bathroom.
Wu Suowei pushed open the door of the bathroom, and poked his head in.
"Can you give me a lick? How do you say it in English?"
Chi Cheng was untying his little hand when he heard this and let out a sinister laugh.
"Why do you say it in English? I'll lick it for you in Chinese too." As he spoke, he broke the dragon in his hand.
Wu Suowei cursed in a low voice, and closed the door with a bang.
Walking in front of DouDou, she directly stretched out her hand towards him.
"I-want-to-eat. (I want to eat)"
DouDou took out the lollipop in his hand, and stared directly at Wu Suowei with dark eyes.
"you-are-crazy! (You are crazy)"
Wu Suowei, "..."
Ten minutes later, Wu Suowei came out from the kitchen, holding a small basin with syrup in his hand. He deliberately walked past DouDou, knocked on the small pot with his hand, and made a loud jingle.
Dou Dou didn't pay any attention to his troubles at all, put his two little black legs together, and concentrated on eating his lollipop.
Wu Suowei started bragging about the sugar figure, thinking that he used this unique skill to hook Master Chi.
Because I haven't played for a long time, the level has dropped a little. I wanted to blow a little rabbit, but after blowing, a lifelike big mouse came out.
DouDou's big black eyes secretly glanced this way, but when Wu Suowei looked at him, he quickly turned his head back.
Wu Suowei stuck out his tongue, from top to bottom, licking slowly on the sugar figurine. Pretending to be intoxicated, with the sound of gushing water from his mouth, tempting Doudou to take the initiative to show his favor.
In the end, Master Chi was recruited.
Wu Suowei struggled for a long time before he shook off Chi Cheng, a big pest who was bothering him.
The candy figurine in his hand was completely out of shape, Wu Suowei wanted to blow another cat, but in the end he blew Donald Duck.
This time, DouDou couldn't sit still, he was a frequent visitor to Disneyland.
So, taking small steps, he moved towards Wu Suowei bit by bit.
Wu Suowei was playing with the duck in his hand, and from the corner of his vision, he saw a black shadow approaching him.
Finally, Doudou moved in front of Wu Suowei, examining the sugar figurine in Wu Suowei's hands with curious eyes.
"What's this?"
Wu Suowei said word by word: "Tang...ren...er."
Doudou repeated seriously: "The spittoon...er."
Wu Suowei helped his forehead, where is the difference
I want to explain the meaning of Tang Rener to DouDou in detail, so as to draw him closer to DouDou. In the end, he forgot his words, and went into the bedroom in desperation, and invited Chi Cheng, who had been kicked out by him, back at the price of selling himself.
After Chi Cheng came back, he fluently explained to DouDou the unique folk art of sugar figurines, and instantly stunned Wu Suowei. In his mind, Chi Cheng is a bastard who is ignorant and relies on connections. Who would have thought that someone could flirt so slickly and speak English so authentically.
Sure enough, after Chi Cheng finished speaking, Doudou's little black hand immediately put Wu Suowei's back. Rubbing it lightly twice, he murmured a lot of things Wu Suowei didn't understand.
Therefore, Chi Cheng acted as an interpreter between them.
"He said he wanted you to blow him a sugar man too."
Wu Suowei nodded after hearing this, and asked Chi Cheng to help him ask what Doudou wanted.
DouDou said: "bee (bee)."
Just as Chi Cheng was about to speak, Wu Suowei stopped him.
"You don't need to say this, I understand, hehe..."
Bean... beans... Wu Suowei murmured to himself, he is still a child, he is easy to coax, just blow a bean.
So, he really blew a swollen midwinter bean to DouDou.
Doudou's two little eyebrows twitched, showing a refusal expression.
Wu Suowei wondered, what's the matter
Chi Cheng also didn't understand Wu Suowei's abstract artwork, so he asked for Doudou, "What are you bragging about?"
Wu Suowei said: "Douzi! Bean!"
Chi Cheng squeezed Wu Suowei's ear vigorously, and said, "What he asked you to blow was bee, bee, not bean."
Wu Suowei spoke bluntly, "Impossible, what I heard was obviously beans, if you don't believe me, ask him again."
Chi Cheng asked DouDou again.
DouDou immediately replied: "bean!"
"Look!!" Wu Suowei slapped the table fiercely, and asked Chi Cheng confidently, "How is it? Did you hear clearly just now? He said beans, right?"
Chi Cheng looked at Wu Suowei with a distressed expression.
"Bean also means 'Bah!'."
Wu Suowei, "..."
After a while, Wu Suowei stopped bragging about sugar figures, but changed to magic tricks.
The so-called magic is just a slight improvement of his thief skills, which is enough to deceive such low-intelligence children.
Wu Suowei put a chocolate ball into Doudou's pocket, and when Doudou reached for it, the chocolate ball was gone. Just when he was in a hurry, Wu Suowei put his hand into his collar.
Then, DouDou touched a chocolate ball.
"So-amazing" Doudou stared with wide eyes.
Wu Suowei had a great sense of accomplishment.
Then, he found a candy figure that looked like a small vinegar bag from the shelf, and winked at Chi Chengqiao, "Tell him that I can make this snake alive."
Chi Cheng really didn't want to participate in such a childish game.
Wu Suowei pulled DouDou over, Xiao Shou and Xiao XiaoShou both looked pitiful.
Chi Cheng was instantly killed.
After a while, everything was ready, Wu Suowei shook the sugar figurine in his hand and gave a loud shout.
"Now-it-is-the-time-to-witness-miracle! (The following is the moment to witness the miracle)"
The sugar figurine in his hand was quickly thrown towards the door, and when Doudou's head turned around, the little vinegar bag crawled in.
Doudou yelled excitedly, and ran after the little vinegar bag. The little vinegar bag thought that the black whirlwind was coming, so he dodged away.
Wu Suowei found another bigger sugar figurine, threw it outside the door, and the big vinegar bucket came in again.
Doudou's little palms were all red.
It's been a long time since Wu Suowei was worshiped by someone with this kind of eyes, it feels so fulfilling.
"GO-on" seems to be not enough to go around.
Wu Suowei said in a confident tone, "Tell me, what do you want to change?"
DouDou didn't speak directly to Wu Suowei, but put his small mouth to Chi Cheng, he was still shy after speaking, and he covered his face and giggled.
Chi Cheng followed him and laughed twice.
Wu Suowei asked, "What is he going to change?"
Chi Cheng said, "He asked you to whiten him."
Wu Suowei, "..."
Because he didn't have such superb skills, Wu Suowei had no choice but to divert Doudou's attention with other things.
Find out the small basketball that Wang Zhen gave him, Wang Zhen's magic of turning the big basketball into a small basketball is wonderful, Wu Suowei can only use fake tricks to deceive the child.
Put the basketball in your mouth and pretend to swallow it in one gulp.
Then, touch it out behind Doudou's ear.
Doudou opened his mouth wide and stared straight at the small basketball in Wu Suowei's hand. He couldn't believe that this basketball really came out of Wu Suowei's stomach.
Wu Suowei saw that the sofa towel had slipped to the ground, so he turned around and spread the sofa towel.
As soon as he turned his head, Doudou's little black hand stretched out and touched Wu Suowei's ear for a long time.
He didn't touch anything, and he looked disappointed.
Wu Suowei was puzzled at first, he didn't understand why Doudou touched his ears. Later, thinking about the previous magic trick, and then thinking about the whole process, his eyes widened in an instant.
DouDou imitated him and widened his eyes.
Wu Suowei's wailing sounded in the room.
"My living ancestor! You won't really eat that basketball, will you?"
Chi Cheng heard the sound and rushed over, Wu Suowei was turning his bag upside down, patting him on the back, trying to make him spit out the basketball. Doudou's little face was blushing, even crying and howling was very lively.
Chi Cheng said in a deep voice, "Give it to me!"
With a mournful face, Wu Suowei handed Doudou to Chi Cheng.
Chi Cheng slapped it down, and a small basketball spewed out from Dou Dou's mouth.
After that, there was endless crying.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Wu Suowei looked out through the cat's eyes, and was startled, I wipe it! The child's mother has hunted down here.
The first reaction was to rush over and cover DouDou's mouth. Chi Jiali must not let Chi Jiali hear DouDou crying. He must rush to coax DouDou to finish before opening the door.
So, he tried his best to make full use of his five senses, changing three funny expressions in one second. As a result, the child didn't react much, but the child's uncle was amused.
Chi Jiali pressed the doorbell several times, and shouted inside: "Chi Cheng, open the door for me!"
Wu Suowei was forced to have no choice but to promise against his conscience.
"I can turn you white. (I can turn you white)"
DouDou immediately stopped crying.
After Chi Jiali came in, she saw DouDou nestled in Wu Suowei's arms, her expression was a little bit bad. He walked over directly and stretched out his hand to hug Doudou.
"Go, go home with mom."
Unexpectedly, DouDou buried his face in Wu SuoWei's chest, hugged his two small arms tightly, and obviously refused.
Waiting for Chi Jiali to pull again, Doudou struggled desperately and cried, refusing to go home with Chi Jiali no matter what.
Chi Jiali was furious, how long did it take? Just brainwash my son
"Why don't you go home?" Chi Jiali asked.
DouDou told her seriously, "This brother said he could make me white."
Chi Jiali almost collapsed, "My silly son! Can you believe such words?"
Doudou just believed it, no matter how much Chi Jiali tried to persuade her, she refused to listen. Later, Chi Jiali became impatient and wanted to take Doudou away directly by forceful means.
Doudou reasoned with her without fear.
"Have you forgotten what the book said? Only freedom can grow!"
Chi Jiali was so blocked by DouDou that she couldn't utter a word, neither angry nor angry, she cast her annoyed eyes on Wu Suowei, in exchange for a benevolent and hypocritical look. She suddenly remembered that just two hours ago, the two of them were fighting openly and secretly in the clubhouse, and now they were acting like shrews, didn't they intend to make people laugh
As a result, his expression instantly became cold.
"Okay! Then I'll come pick you up tomorrow. I want to see how he can turn you white!"
After finishing speaking, he twisted DouDou's face, sneered and left.