As soon as Chi Jiali left, DouDou pestered Wu Suowei to change his skin color.
Wu Suowei asked Chi Cheng and Dou Dou to explain that this magic trick cannot be changed at night, it can only be changed in the morning. Doudou believed it was true, and raised his little black fist to express that he would go to bed early and come early in the morning to witness this miracle.
Wu Suowei took Doudou to take a bath, Doudou likes to play with water, he was covered in white bubbles, splashing about in the water. Accidentally slipped on the soles of his feet and plunged into the water with his big head down, leaving his little black butt floating on the water.
Wu Suowei suddenly had an evil idea.
Doudou is so black all over, is his little chrysanthemum also black
So, Wu Suowei pressed DouDou on his lap, opened his buttocks and looked inside.
Then excitedly said to Chi Cheng under the nozzle: "Quick, come and see, his little chrysanthemum is actually pink!"
How could such a good thing be missing his uncle
Chi Cheng walked over with big strides, directly copied Doudou out of the water, and said without restraint: "Come, let uncle appreciate it."
As he spoke, he clamped DouDou upside down in his arms, and opened his two calves. He looked inside without hesitation, with a teasing smile on the corner of his mouth.
Two legs struggling with two calves, resisting, wow, waving the guard of their own morals.
Wu Suowei was overwhelmed by Doudou's actions, and hugged him back again. While Chi Cheng went back to the house to make the bed, he gnawed and pinched Dou Dou's butt for quite a while.
The biggest advantage of going around this skin color is that no matter how ravaged it is, it will not leave any traces.
After washing, Wu Suowei wrapped the bag in a white bath towel, like a big chocolate ball. Seeing DouDou staring at him with big round eyes, Wu Suowei couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and he didn't want to let go after hugging him.
As a result, as soon as he put DouDou on the bed, he heard Chi Cheng questioning from the side.
"Why put him here?"
Wu Suowei shouted loudly, "Sleep!"
Chi Cheng was obviously not happy, "Why did you let him sleep with us?"
Wu Suowei gave a classic explanation.
"Anyway, you can't see it with the lights off. What difference does it make if you sleep here or not?"
Chi Cheng's tiger eyes stared, "Can you pretend that he doesn't exist when you roll the sheets, and just run over him?"
"He is so young, let him sleep alone, and he is still in someone else's house, isn't he afraid?"
Chi Cheng asked: "What is he afraid of?"
"Afraid of the dark!"
"Is there anyone in that room darker than his?"
Wu Suowei, "..."
In the end, Wu Suowei reluctantly put DouDou on the small bed in the next room. I quarreled with him for a while, and didn't go back to the room until I coaxed DouDou away.
In the middle of the night, when Chi Cheng fell asleep, Wu Suowei tiptoed out of the bedroom and sneaked into the next room.
At first, I thought that Doudou had disappeared, and I was shocked. After turning on the light, he found that DouDou was lying obediently on the bed, and Wu Suowei heaved a sigh of relief.
Then, he sneaked onto the balcony and called Wang Zhen.
It was noon on Wang Zhen's side, and the call was connected quickly.
"Hello?"
Wu Suowei wanted to say the purpose directly, but felt that it was too abrupt, so he chatted a few words.
"Busy?" Wu Suowei asked.
Wang Zhen said, "It's okay."
Wu Suowei said nervously, "Thank you for what happened last time."
"Don't be rude to me."
Wu Suowei suddenly didn't know what to say, the heat of the phone made his face turn red.
"What's the matter? Are you in any trouble?" Wang Zhen asked.
Being so cared for by his idol, Wu Suowei's heart agitated. He could only turn his face out of the window and let Night Breeze cool him down.
"No, I'm fine, how about you?"
Wang Zhen said, "It's still the same."
Wu Suowei smiled, "I suddenly remembered that you disguised me as my father before. Now that I think about it, I'm quite touched. My mother laughed very happily that day."
Wang Zhen didn't speak.
Wu Suowei said again: "And Jiang Xiaoshuai, I asked you to make up into a woman. Thinking of his appearance makes me happy, you are so talented, hehehe..."
Wang Zhen asked, "You want me to teach you disguise?"
Wu Suowei couldn't help being startled, "How do you know?"
"Guess." Wang Zhen said.
Wu Suowei's chest became even hotter, idols are idols, and after only a few words of chatting, he was able to figure out what was going on in his mind.
"I just want to ask you, if I want to turn a black man into a white man, what should I do?"
"Change the previous appearance? Or just change the skin color?"
Wu Suowei said: "Only change the skin color."
Wang Zhen talked about a lot of complicated procedures, and it was very tedious and tedious. Wu Suowei really didn't understand, so he interrupted him and said: "It doesn't need to be so realistic, as long as it turns white, it's better to touch it casually so it doesn't change color."
"Then just use oil paint."
Just as Wang Zhen finished speaking, Wu Suowei heard the door knock behind him. Quickly hung up the phone and turned around, Chi Cheng was walking this way. Fortunately, there is still some distance between the bedroom door and the balcony, which is enough for Wu Suowei to put his phone away.
Chi Cheng pushed Wu Suowei to the corner of the bridge, and asked in a deep voice, "What are you doing here so late?"
"Take a breath." Wu Suowei said.
Chi Cheng's big hands tightly gripped Wu Suowei's shoulders, "Why don't you use the balcony of our bedroom to breathe? Why do you have to sneak here?"
Wu Suowei gritted his teeth in pain and said, "Didn't I just want to take a look at the child?"
Chi Cheng's cold and stern gaze projected down from above, reaching Wu Suowei's pupils, giving him a strong sense of oppression.
"to be honest!"
Wu Suowei said dully, "Come here to make a call."
"Who are you calling?"
Wu Suowei glanced at Chi Cheng, and said sullenly: "For a female employee of the company, I want to ask her if there is a 24-hour cosmetics store in this area. I want to buy some makeup paint and put it on Go around..."
Wu Suowei is well aware of Chi Cheng's temper, and it is better to mention anyone than Wang Zhen. And the female employee was in line with Wu Suowei's purpose of calling behind Chi Cheng's back, so he temporarily made up such a reason.
Chi Cheng pinched Wu Suowei's chin and interrogated: "Really?"
Wu Suowei nodded.
Chi Cheng originally had some doubts, but when he saw Wu Suowei's frowning look, he couldn't bear to be too harsh. Then he dragged Wu Suowei over and kicked him on the buttock feigning anger.
"Why are you so stupid? What are you using oil paint for? It's troublesome and hurts the skin!"
Wu Suowei curled his lips, "Then what should we do? You can think of a way for me to make him turn white in a short time."
"Isn't there a kind of light-filtering glasses? After wearing them, you can change the color of objects. You can see black as white and white as black. You just buy him a pair of these glasses and wear them if you want to turn them white." , I took it off if I wanted to change back. In this way, I don’t need to remove makeup.”
Wu Suowei's heart was moved when he heard it, "Do you really have such glasses?"
"There are even see-through mirrors, not to mention this kind of glasses." Chi Cheng said.
Wu Suowei immediately showed a relieved smile, and smashed Chi Cheng's chest several times with his big clumsy fist.
"You're still smart."
When Wang Zhen answered the phone, he was driving, and Wang Shuo was sitting in the co-pilot's seat. His lazy eyes squinted out of the window, but his nerves were actually very tense.
"Who is calling?" Wang Shuo asked.
Wang Zhen casually threw the phone aside, and said flatly, "Wu Suowei."
"Him?" Wang Shuo squinted at Wang Zhen, "I want you to teach him disguise?"
"Ask me how to make a black man look white."
Wang Shuo said with a half-smile, "If I'm not mistaken, it should be more than one o'clock in the morning in Beijing right now? I don't sleep in the middle of the night, and I secretly call you just to ask you how to whiten your skin?"
Wang Zhen hummed.
After a long silence, Wang Shuo suddenly said two words.
"Good."
Early the next morning, before dawn, Gangzi went to learn the glasses from Wu Suowei. Wu Suowei covered DouDou's eyes so that every time he woke up, it was dark, so he turned over and continued to sleep.
Just before noon, Gangzi delivered the glasses.
Sure enough, as Chi Cheng expected, there is no need to go through a lot of trouble to fool around, all you need is a pair of glasses and a beautiful lie.
Wu Suowei said to Doudou: "This is a magic glasses. With this glasses, you can be white if you want, black if you want, and whoever you want to be black can be black."
DouDou immediately said: "I want everyone to be black, but I am the whitest!"
So, his wish came true.