On the weekend, Chi Cheng and Wu Suowei played outside for a whole day with DouDou and QuanQuan, and they didn't go home until dark.
On the way, all three children fell asleep.
DouDou lay on his back on the car seat, with his two calves pointing towards the roof of the car against the backrest. Huanhuan was lying on the car seat, her round buttocks were slightly arched, and her soft hair was scattered on her white and tender face. Wu Suowei leaned against the car window, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his head drew a falling arc on the car window.
After Doudou and Quanquan stayed here for two days, Wu Suowei's greatest feeling was that he was tired. Taking care of children is really not a human job, especially two at a time. It’s okay during the day, and the fun and troubles are all under the nose. When catching up with the night scene, you have to stare at the bag all the time, and you will be swallowed up by the vast night if you don’t pay attention.
The house was also turned into a mess by two live treasures. When I first entered, I thought I was in a place related to pornography that had just been investigated by the public security department.
All kinds of sex toys, pornographic discs, private nude photos are scattered on the ground... It's nothing, what's even more annoying is that DouDou pierced a hole in every condom, and Quanquan poured soy sauce into the lubricating oil.
The most unbearable thing for the couple is that these two clowns will stick to their beds as soon as it is time to go to bed. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get rid of them, and even ran back to the door, crying and making a fuss.
So, today Chi Cheng took his two children out to play, playing like crazy. The purpose is to wear them down and let them sleep when they go home, so as to create a chance for the couple to have a private place.
Chi Cheng glanced at Wu Suowei from the corner of his eye, but Wu Suowei's forehead was still rubbing against the glass.
Chi Cheng reached out with a big hand, turned Wu Suowei's head over and pressed it on his lap, and gently kneaded his blushed forehead and scalp twice. Just as he was about to take it away, Wu Suowei grabbed it.
Wu Suowei put Chi Cheng's hand under his armpit, and slept very soundly.
Chi Cheng turned the steering wheel with one hand, and the car still drove very steadily. None of the children woke up because of being bumped and turned, and slept all the way to the door of the house.
After getting out of the car, Chi Cheng opened the car door on Wu Suowei's side. Before he woke up, he grabbed his arms and pulled him onto his back.
"The arms are tightly hugged, and the legs are clamped." Chi Cheng said to Wu Suowei.
Wu Suowei followed suit in a daze, he knew that Chi Cheng was carrying him, but what about the two children behind him
Just as he was thinking about it, Chi Cheng opened the back door again, hugging each other with one hand. There were a total of three hanging on their bodies, and they walked upstairs steadily without seeing any difficulty.
After taking a shower, Quanquan sat on the bed playing and fell asleep.
DouDou accidentally took out the small wooden egg, played with it for a while, and asked Wu Suowei curiously, "What is this?"
Wu Suowei split the two legs of Doudou, pointed to his little meat ball and said, "This is it."
DouDou put the little wooden egg under himself for comparison, and couldn't help sighing: "So big! (So big)"
Wu Suowei glared at Chi Cheng angrily when he heard the chuckle behind him. Seeing that he hadn't restrained Yi En, she "jumped and bit" at him, tore at him for a while, and finally lay on his body without moving, with a tired look on her face.
Seeing that the two were warming up, Doudou felt unwilling to be lonely, so he rushed towards the circle fiercely.
After being woken up by him, Quanquan was very upset, and was so angry that he grabbed Doudou's hair. Going around and suffering pain, he also hit the circle's head with his small fist. They were arguing and arguing, the two were really in a hurry, and they just started fighting so gorgeously.
Wu Suowei and Chi Cheng had no choice but to persuade the fight first, and after pulling away, the two children coaxed for a while, crying and howling.
As a result, after such a fuss, the two children regained their spirits.
Wu Suowei saw the two reconciled treasures rolling on the ground, he really wanted them to stay in the snake's belly overnight.
Doudou scattered the gummy candies on the ground, and picked them up one by one with his little butt up, looking very cute. Wu Suowei lay on the bed, enjoying himself just watching it.
DouDou found that Wu Suowei was staring at him, and hurriedly stuffed the candies into his pocket, as if he was afraid that Wu Suowei would snatch them.
Quanquan walked over directly, took out two gummies from the bag, and handed them to Wu Suowei with his little hand.
Wu Suowei looked at the two gummy candies lying on the circle's white hands, and suddenly felt very moved.
"You are still the best."
When Doudou heard Wu Suowei's words, he sat down on the single sofa next to him with his back turned towards Wu Suowei, crossed his calves and sulked, no matter what Wu Suowei called him.
Later, DouDou just nestled on the sofa and fell asleep, and the circle also stuck to Chi Cheng's legs and stopped making a sound.
Chi Cheng finally waited until this moment, stubbed out the cigarette butt and walked to DouDou's side. As soon as he was picked up, DouDou's big eyes opened, followed by crying loudly.
When he cried on one side, Quanquan woke up on the other side.
Chi Cheng put Doudou back again, and Doudou immediately stopped crying.
Wu Suowei hurriedly hugged Zhuanquan over, patted him on the shoulder lightly to comfort him for a while, Quanquan soon fell asleep again.
"You can hug him after he's fast asleep." Wu Suowei said.
After another twenty minutes, DouDou's body sank completely into the sofa. In the end, when Chi Cheng hugged him again, he was still crying and fussing like before. Chi Cheng had no choice but to let him go again.
In the following period of time, Chi Cheng hugged and let go countless times like this. DouDou is like a fully automatic tumbler, shaking his head in sleepiness, but as soon as Chi Cheng touches it, he immediately opens his eyes reflexively.
If it wasn't for his own nephew, Chi Cheng would have punched him unconscious long ago.
After waiting for a while, Chi Cheng heard a slight sound.
Turning around, Wu Suowei was asleep.
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The next day, Chi Cheng took Circle to work, and Wu Suowei took Dou to the company.
After get off work in the evening, Wu Suowei called Jiang Xiaoshuai.
"Hey, are you free?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai's lazy voice came over, "I'm free every day."
Wu Suowei gritted his teeth secretly, his side was so busy that he couldn't turn his body away, Jiang Xiaoshuai's side was so idle, it's so fucking enviable!
"Come to my company and show you my cute little nephew. Be Erdou, you will definitely appreciate it!"
Jiang Xiaoshuai asked: "Is your sister's child here?"
"No, Chi Cheng's sister's, black and white twins."
Jiang Xiaoshuai immediately became interested when he heard it. He had heard from Guo Chengyu earlier in the morning that Chi Jiali had a pair of very cute mixed-race twins. One is white and one is black.
"Okay, I'll go right away."
Wu Suowei chuckled, since Jiang Xiaoshuai is so free, let Doudou stay with him overnight. It happened to make trouble for him, so that the life of the ya was so comfortable.
Every day when Jiang Xiaoshuai drives on the road at this hour, he will listen to a ghost story on time. This is how he is, the more timid he is, the more afraid he is, the more he likes to watch ghost movies and listen to ghost stories, and he has to scare himself into a cold sweat every day before going home.
At this moment, the story of the half-length male corpse is being played on the channel.
"There was a man who was run over by a large truck in a car accident, leaving only half of his body. He likes to stand at the intersection, wait quietly for a car to come, and chase that car frantically. When the driver sees When I look in the rearview mirror, I can only see two empty legs... "
Jiang Xiaoshuai couldn't help getting goose bumps all over his body.
Wu Suowei came out of the company, and went to the intersection to wait for Jiang Xiaoshuai in his arms.
Doudou asked him, "Who are you waiting for?"
Wu Suowei replied him in sloppy English, "Wait for a doctor, he can make you get vitiligo, and then completely turn your skin white."
Jiang Xiaoshuai turned a corner, Wu Suowei's company was in front of him, so he slowed down the speed of the car.
At this moment, he looked out of the window subconsciously, and suddenly saw a vague shadow, and that shadow... he only had two legs! ! ! !
Jiang Xiaoshuai kicked the brakes, his heart beating wildly.
At first he thought he was hallucinating after listening to the ghost story, but when he took a closer look, he really only had two legs, and they were slowly approaching him.
Jiang Xiaoshuai's blood was flowing backwards all over his body, and his two arms turned the steering wheel mechanically. An extremely stiff U-turn, followed by a kick of the accelerator and rushed out.
Wu Suowei already recognized Jiang Xiaoshuai, that's why he walked towards him. Even if Jiang Xiaoshuai turned around suddenly, Wu Suowei thought he was looking for a better parking spot.
Who would have thought that Jiang Xiaoshuai would actually drive the car away!
Wu Suowei thought: No way! You are gone, who will take care of my child tonight
So he hugged Doudou and chased after him for a while, shouting while chasing.
Wu Suowei's shout was filtered by Jiang Xiaoshuai's ears, and it became howls of ghosts and wolves. I couldn't help but glanced at the rearview mirror. Those two legs, those two legs again, really started chasing the car! !
"Ahhh..."
After Jiang Xiaoshuai roared several times, the car flew out of Wu Suowei's sight.
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