Just after cleaning the floor of the consulting room, a pair of unpleasant shoe prints appeared on the spotless floor.
Jiang Xiaoshuai straightened up and looked at Guo Chengyu coldly. This was the nth time he came to harass him. Ever since he came here by chance that day and chatted with Jiang Xiaoshuai, Guo Chengyu has developed a strong interest in Jiang Xiaoshuai. He came here almost every day, and every time he came here as a patient to ask for a few scoldings, he never tired of it.
"Doctor Jiang, I'm seriously ill."
Jiang Xiaoshuai didn't even look at Guo Chengyu, he directly picked up the mop, and ruthlessly mopped off the donkey's hoof marks that someone stepped on.
Guo Chengyu's slinging eyes kept chasing Jiang Xiaoshuai, the blood in his eyeballs was about to burst out, turning into a few ropes, tied up this handsome little doctor, stuffed him into the car, and made fun of him. After thinking about it, he couldn't hold his hands anymore, he directly wrapped his arms around Jiang Xiaoshuai's waist, and stuck his whole body on it.
"Doctor Jiang, what do you use to wash your white coat? Why is it so fragrant?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai showed sullen expression, his two sword eyebrows were furrowed together fiercely, he turned around and punched Guo Chengyu on the corner of the mouth, Guo Chengyu didn't even try to dodge, he just caught it leisurely. Then he stuck out his tongue, and obscenely licked the place where Jiang Xiaoshuai had been violent, his eyes were full of aggression.
Jiang Xiaoshuai wanted to make a move again, but Guo Chengyu held him firmly, unable to move.
"If you see a doctor for me, I won't fight with you."
Jiang Xiaoshuai let go of his hands indifferently, and sat down at the consultation table.
"What's uncomfortable?"
Guo Chengyu said quietly, "I took off my pants yesterday and found that the two eggs were one big and one small, and the difference was very obvious. Do you think there is something wrong with my organs, or something wrong with my eyes? Dr. Jiang, how about I put the Take off your pants, can you help me take a look? See if my two eggs are the same size... "
He stared at Jiang Xiaoshuai with twitchy eyes.
Jiang Xiaoshuai calmly held up two pills without being angry or annoyed.
"Are they the same size?"
Guo Chengyu nodded.
Jiang Xiaoshuai immediately diagnosed, "There is no problem with the eyes."
"That means something is wrong with my organs." Guo Chengyu pretended to be worried, "How about Dr. Jiang, you can help me adjust? Isn't it written on your pennant 'Skillful Hand Rejuvenation'? I need your wonderful hand now... As if to pull Jiang Xiaoshuai's hand to his crotch, "...help me rejuvenate."
"There's no need for that." Jiang Xiaoshuai withdrew his hand, "Just pick it off, and there will be no future trouble."
Just after finishing speaking, the door was pushed open, and Wu Suowei walked in.
Jiang Xiaoshuai's calm gaze just now took a 180-degree turn because of Wu Suowei's bald head.
"How did you shave your head so bald?"
Guo Chengyu also glanced at Wu Suowei, laughed and said, "There are a lot of bald people these days?" Just two days ago, I met a big bald man, and today I met another bald man Wu.
Wu Suowei went into the room to change out his dirty clothes, and when he came out he put on a gray sheet.
Guo Chengyu stared at Wu Suowei for a long time, this shiny head, big round eyes, matched with a quilt... All of a sudden, his mouth twisted for joy, and he turned his head and shouted, "Hey, Wangzi, look at him Does it look like a break?"
Li Wang laughed.
Wu Suowei's inner strength has been cultivated quite solidly, and his eyes, which are calmer than his master's, meet Guo Chengyu's pupils.
"Your eyes are seriously ill. There's shit in your eyeballs."
Guo Chengyu didn't understand, but Jiang Xiaoshuai understood, and immediately burst out laughing, and then he couldn't hold it back, bent over and rushed to the back room, laughed from bed to under bed, hugging the railing until internal bleeding.
Wu Suowei was colorblind, others saw Guo Chengyu's eyeballs were bloodshot, but Wu Suowei's eyes turned yellow, that's why he said what he just said.
Until Guo Chengyu left, Jiang Xiaoshuai was still having fun.
Wu Suowei touched his bald head, "Is it that funny?"
Only then did Jiang Xiaoshuai put away his smile, and asked Wu Suowei seriously, "What's the matter with your hair?"
Wu Suowei threw the bed sheet aside, heaved a sigh of resentment, and told Jiang Xiaoshuai the whole story.
Jiang Xiaoshuai bared his teeth, "You really let him catch you?"
"Yes." Wu Suowei was heartbroken, "I'm clearly wearing a mask, how did he recognize me?"
"How many do you think in our area dare to throw bricks on their heads?"
Wu Suowei didn't think so, he vaguely felt that something was wrong with his eyes. There was a mirror in front of him. He stared straight at himself in the mirror, and then picked it up to look at it from multiple angles. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that his eyes were awkward.
"Hey, Xiaoshuai, do you think I can go to a plastic surgery hospital to sew up the corners of my eyes? I think it's too big."
"Believe it or not?" Jiang Xiaoshuai was indignant, "Your whole face is supported by these eyes! How many people are envious and jealous!"
"The eyes are too big, and they can't cover any thoughts. But anyone with a city mansion doesn't have bright eyes."
However, Jiang Xiaoshuai tugged at Wu Suowei's black and curly eyelashes, and said quietly: "You are wrong, the brighter the murder weapon, the sharper it is, you need patience to polish it, use it, and make it your exclusive weapon. "
Jiang Xiaoshuai just didn't say it directly, no matter how vile things Wu Suowei did, as long as he looked into his eyes, Jiang Xiaoshuai felt that he was very honest.