Chi Cheng and Wu Suowei returned to Guo Chengyu's residence, Jiang Xiaoshuai and Guo Chengyu were having dinner, when they saw them coming in, they hurriedly raised their hands and said, "Come and have a drink."
"We have already eaten." Wu Suowei said cheerfully.
Jiang Xiaoshuai remembered that Wu Suowei had gone to Chi Cheng's parents' house today, so he hurried over to inquire about the news.
"Hey, what's going on?"
Wu Suowei didn't hear what Jiang Xiaoshuai asked. Patronize and look at the little braid on his forehead. This was combed by Guo Chengyu while Jiang Xiaoshuai was taking a nap, and he deliberately tied up the little curly hair that was curled up, and it was tied up in a very artistic way, not bending to one side, but playing around, like a small fountain .
"Hehe! He looks like a handsome Korean boy!" Wu Suowei stared.
Jiang Xiaoshuai didn't know it at all, and he tugged at his clothes and asked, "What do you mean by my clothes? Isn't this European and American style? Why is it still a stick style?"
Just as Wu Suowei was about to reach out to point out Jiang Xiaoshuai's braid, he was warned by Guo Chengyu's eyes behind Jiang Xiaoshuai. Instantly let out a knowing laugh, patted Jiang Xiaoshuai's handsome face and said, "Very good, very good."
"What's good?" Jiang Xiaoshuai looked confused.
Wu Suowei said perfunctorily, "Everything is fine at Chi Cheng's parents' house."
"His parents didn't say anything ugly?" Jiang Xiaoshuai asked.
Wu Suowei went into the room to change his clothes and said, "I'll talk to you later, I have to go to Guo Zi first, I have something to ask him."
"What's the matter?"
"Business matters, even if I tell you, you don't understand."
As he spoke, he stepped on a pair of slats and went straight to the restaurant.
Jiang Xiaoshuai had almost finished eating, so he didn't continue to eat, took out a tissue to slap his mouth, turned his head and suddenly saw two falcon eyes sizing him up. Chi Cheng leaned back on the sofa, and had been staring at Jiang Xiaoshuai for a while, his gaze was rough and frayed, making Jiang Xiaoshuai feel uncomfortable all over.
"What are you looking at me for?" Jiang Xiaoshuai was stunned.
Chi Cheng said in a deep voice, "You are so coquettish."
Jiang Xiaoshuai was so handsome that his face turned green. He didn't know that someone had made him a very attractive braid, so he felt that Chi Cheng's mocking words were inexplicable. But he didn't dare to speak vulgar words, because Chi Cheng cast too much shadow on him, and he still fears Mr. Mighty to this day.
After holding back for a long time, Jiang Xiaoshuai finally choked out a sentence.
"Not your big Baosao."
Chi Cheng showed a very manly smile, and walked in front of Jiang Xiaoshuai in a few strides, his mighty figure blocked half of the room's light. The jaw was tense, like a sharp blade, resting on Jiang Xiaoshuai's neck, making him nervous for no reason.
However, Chi Cheng's tone was very relaxed and casual.
"Sleep with me tonight."
Jiang Xiaoshuai was taken aback, "What are you kidding?"
Chi Cheng fiddled with Jiang Xiaoshuai's curly braid with his hand, and the corners of his mouth followed the braid twice.
"I'm stronger than Guo Zi, and I can fuck you better."
Jiang Xiaoshuai was embarrassed, and wanted to get away from this boring person quickly. As soon as he turned around, his arm was clamped by Chi Cheng's tiger claws. He wanted to call for help, but his mouth was covered by Chi Cheng's other big hand, and he was carried into Chi Cheng's room like a little chicken.
The moment he was thrown on the bed, Jiang Xiaoshuai pretended to be affectionate, and really thought that Chi Cheng was going to do something to him. That was a desperate struggle, beads of sweat dripped down, and Jun's face was flushed.
It's okay if he doesn't make such a fuss, but Chi Cheng's eyes on him become even more poisonous.
"You are like this, I really want to fuck you!"
After speaking, he leaned against the desk, lit a cigarette, and looked at Jiang Xiaoshuai while smoking.
Now that Jiang Xiaoshuai knew that Chi Cheng was playing with him, he sat up annoyed, cast a sidelong glance at Chi Cheng, and asked angrily, "Why did you ask me to come?"
Chi Cheng looked very interested, "Let's chat casually, I want to know how the two of you plotted against me in the first place?"
"Dabao didn't tell you?"
"I said roughly, but didn't elaborate."
Talking about this, Jiang Xiaoshuai regained his energy in an instant. You must know that fishing Chicheng was the most successful plan in Jiang Xiaoshuai's life experience, not one of them. Not only did he pick up a clown apprentice and train him to become a talent, but he also got a husband who is rich and talented and cooks well. Since then, he has opened up the second spring of his life.
Therefore, he remembers every West Street clearly, and is especially willing to share his success with others.
"He scolded me a lot, didn't he?" Chi Cheng asked.
Jiang Xiaoshuai nodded, "Yes, scolding every day, bald people grow long and bald people short. As long as you are mentioned, that face will be three feet longer."
Chi Cheng seemed to see Wu Suowei sitting on the bed wearing flowery pants with holes, complaining to Jiang Xiaoshuai with his sullen face and big eyes, and the corner of his mouth could not help but smile.
"You don't know, you were so useless at the beginning, and you were so excited when you held hands. When you saw you jerking off, you had a high fever of thirty-nine degrees and five degrees. I thought you did something to him. If you dare did such a thing.”
Jiang Xiaoshuai didn't know that Chi Cheng listened to his apprenticeship experience of hating iron but not steel more than watching restricted-rated movies.
"When did he start liking me?" This is what Chi Cheng is most concerned about.
Jiang Xiaoshuai thought about it carefully, "I'm really not sure, I should have been tempted by you a long time ago, but I was thin-skinned and refused to admit it, and kept using Yue Yue as a shield. By the way, why don't you just ask Dawei?"
"Why am I asking him this if I have nothing to do?" Chi Cheng's tone was flat.
Jiang Xiaoshuai was puzzled, "Why can't you ask me if you can?"
Chi Cheng directly threw the cigarette butt in Jiang Xiaoshuai's curly braid, and said in a threatening tone: "Don't say you can't ask him, I asked you about this matter, if you dare to speak out, I will take everything on you." All the curly hair was pulled out by you."
Jiang Xiaoshuai immediately clamped his legs subconsciously, and cursed secretly in his heart: He obviously cared, but he still insisted not to show it. What's cool about pretending to be JB? Just look at Dabao's eyes, you can get tired of a cow...
Just as he was thinking, Chi Cheng asked another casual question.
"How did you meet Dabao?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai sneered, "How do you know each other? You hit your head with a brick over and over again, and every time you come to see a doctor, who can't remember?"
"Just to practice Iron Head Kung Fu?" Chi Cheng asked.
When Jiang Xiaoshuai heard this, his eyes narrowed instantly, and he glanced faintly at Chi Cheng.
"As the co-author, you still don't know why he hit his head with a brick?"
Chi Cheng said, "Where would I know? He didn't say that either."
It's time for revenge!
Jiang Xiaoshuai immediately told Chi Cheng the 'touching' story of how Wu Suowei devoted himself to throwing his head and blood for Yue Yue.
Chi Cheng's face didn't change much, but the emotion in his eyes disappeared.
It was so exciting just now, the excitement of Dabao and him pulling back for the first time, the restlessness when talking about Chi Cheng, the frenzy after answering the phone call 'I want to fuck you'...all the cute things about him I forgot all the small episodes, except for one scene where Wu Suowei dies bravely.
"Okay, remember what I told you, go out." Chi Cheng ordered to evict the guest.
Jiang Xiaoshuai got up together, the cigarette butt fell from his head, and only then remembered that Chi Cheng had thrown a cigarette butt on his head. I reached out to my head again, trying to pat the soot left on it, but I touched something inexplicable.
Jiang Xiaoshuai froze, and rushed into the bathroom.
Facing the mirror in a daze for a full minute, he remembered the way others looked at him today, Wu Suowei's ridicule, and Chi Cheng's inexplicable ridicule...
Jiang Xiaoshuai let out a roar full of confidence.
"Guo Chengyu, I hate you, uncle!"
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Wu Suowei returned to the room and saw Chi Cheng leaning back on the sofa with a sullen face, playing with a lighter in his hand, as if he could blow himself up at any moment.
"What's wrong?" Wu Suowei asked tentatively.
Chi Cheng didn't speak.
Wu Suowei thought that Chi Cheng minded that he had chatted with Guo Chengyu for so long, so he quickly explained: "Guo Zi and I are talking about serious business."
Chi Cheng was silent for a long time before he glanced at Wu Suowei, and pointed at his leg in an orderly tone.
"Come here, sit here."
Wu Suowei took a long time to sit on it, glanced at Chi Cheng with a particularly flirtatious gaze, and said, "Well... tell me before you play for fun, don't keep surprising me."
Have fun? Chi Cheng frowned, and slapped Wu Suowei hard on the forehead with his big hand.
Wu Suowei's head shook violently, and he immediately cast an annoyed look at Chi Cheng.
"Why did you hit me?"
what? Chi Cheng slapped Wu Suowei on the forehead again.
Wu Suowei bared his teeth and grinned, before the curse came out, he slapped him on the forehead one after another. Wu Suowei wanted to struggle but Chi Cheng pressed him hard, he didn't hit anything, he just hit his forehead, until Wu Suowei screamed.
Chi Cheng bared his teeth and grinned, "I didn't see it, you are still a lover!"
"What does this have to do with love?"
Just finished speaking, another slap was wedged on the forehead.
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