Wu Suowei never thought that Chi Cheng would punish him in this way.
On the way back when he was arrested, Wu Suowei made all kinds of bad plans, he couldn't get away with being beaten, he would definitely be fined, and he might even be detained. Talking about the Chinese New Year, he couldn't get his "year-end bonus" back, and he couldn't even go home. Wu Suowei seemed to have seen the scene where his mother was crying...
In the end, everything he expected didn't happen, and Chi Cheng didn't take him back to the police station at all, but locked him in a damp basement. Take him out to catch thieves during the day, and return to the basement at night. After eating, drinking, and messing around, handcuff him to the bed until the morning.
These few days, Wu Suowei was miserable.
During the day, he worked tirelessly to help Chi Cheng catch thieves, and he had to complete the required amount, otherwise he would not be given food. It's okay to meet someone who is cowardly, but if he meets someone who is not easy to provoke, Wu Suowei will still be beaten. These are nothing, Wu Suowei has never taken it seriously, the key is that you don't stay by the side! I'm fighting so badly, so you can help me at least, right? Just holding a small cigarette in his mouth, squatting on the curb to watch the fun! What the hell am I working for you!
Going back at night is also a torment.
He didn't know what Chi Cheng was thinking, after renting such a hot and humid place, he was extremely uncomfortable in the first two days. I have to wake up several times every night, like sleeping in a big steamer. The conditions are almost negligible, and Nima raised a big boa constrictor, every time Wu Suowei wakes up, he will have eye contact with Little Vinegar Bao, a pair for a night.
There were large flakes of snowflakes floating in the sky, Chi Cheng was still squatting on the curb, staring at Wu Suowei intently.
Wu Suowei lost a lot of weight again, his trousers were loose, revealing the edge of his panties, which turned out to be pink. Sometimes when chasing a thief, the legs of his trousers are already worn out, and it is impossible not to mention it. Wu Suowei pulled up with both hands, so hard that the outline of the balls was drawn out.
Chi Cheng smiled narrowly, brushed off the cigarette ash, half of his knuckles grew.
"stop!"
Wu Suowei rushed over nimbly, and hit the thief's ribs with his iron head, defeating the enemy with one move.
"again!"
Ma Lier threw it under Chi Cheng's feet, the action was very cool.
However, Chi Cheng said in a serious manner, "That's enough coquettish..."
"What did you say?" Wu Suowei didn't understand.
Chi Cheng's mocking gaze followed Wu Suowei's wide waistband, and he said quietly, "Wearing pink underpants, isn't it a show?"
"What nonsense?" The eyeballs became darker, "I am gray."
Chi Cheng didn't know that Wu Suowei was colorblind, he just pretended to be a guilty conscience to cover up.
Wu Suowei lifted up his trousers again, pulled down his padded jacket, and turned away after tidying up.
"Wait a minute." Chi Cheng said.
Wu Suowei stood still, squinting at Chi Cheng, "What else is there?"
Chi Cheng slapped the back of Wu Suowei's head with his hand, knocking off the snowflakes on top of his head, and said one last sentence.
"Your eggs are quite big, too."
After finishing speaking, he raised his foot and walked towards the bus stop sign, the snowflakes under his feet creaked.
Wu Suowei kicked Chi Cheng several times in the air, silly! Bitch! Little bastard! ... The words that scolded the ancestors poured out of his throat, but he could only swallow them back into his stomach. My ability is limited now, I can't cure you! Just wait, one day, Grandpa Wu, I will accept you as a monster!
Maybe it was because of overwork during the day, Wu Suowei slept very deeply this night.
The little vinegar bag got out of Chi Cheng's bed, slithered onto Wu Suowei's bed, went around Wu Suowei's neck, and back again. Wu Suowei turned over, and the little vinegar bag took the opportunity to circle around again, just like this, wrapping most of Wu Suowei's body.
In such a hot environment, Wu Suowei often sticks himself against the wall to cool down. He didn't feel anything unusual when something as cold as a small vinegar bag wrapped around him, and even wrapped his arms around it.
Chi Cheng felt that little vinegar bag had climbed out of bed, but he didn't come up for a long time. He turned on the bedside lamp and glanced to the side. Wu Suowei was wrapped in vinegar so that only his head remained, but he slept peacefully. The head of the vinegar package was attached to his bald head, his tail was dangling, and he didn't move after a while.
Surprisingly harmonious.
Early the next morning, Chi Cheng unfastened Wu Suowei's handcuffs, and said calmly, "Let's go."
Wu Suowei was surprised, "Didn't you say you have to gather two hundred thieves before you let me go?"
"You can stay." Chi Cheng said.
Wu Suowei turned around abruptly, striding towards the door.
A kraft paper bag hit Wu Suowei on the back of the head, Wu Suowei grabbed it backhanded quickly, opened it, and found that there were 10,000 yuan in it.
"Remuneration." Chi Cheng said.
This time, Wu Suowei didn't straighten his spine, he stepped on the RMB, with an air of aloofness and pride. Instead, he held it tightly, gave Chi Cheng a meaningful look, and uttered three words clearly.
"It should."