In order to celebrate all the good things in recent days, Wu Suowei specially held a thank you banquet at Guo Chengyu's home. With Guo Chengyu in charge, all kinds of high-quality dishes are put on the table one by one. The glass of famous wine was filled, and the six men gathered together, put aside their personal grievances, and ate nonsense.
Wu Suowei stood up and decided to thank the men present one by one.
Who to start with
Wu Suowei's eyes rolled around, and finally settled on Wang Zhen's face.
Logically speaking, Wang Zhen shouldn't be the first to thank him, after all, he is a big shot, and Wu Suowei still wanted to stay at the end and say some kind words in a serious way. But there is no way! He belongs to the type who pours after a glass, he must put Wang Zhen first to speak, lest when he is drunk, he will speak some big truths that should not be said.
"Brother Wang, I..."
"puff-"
Just as Wu Suowei started, Jiang Xiaoshuai's unsightly smile ruined the whole atmosphere. After Wu Suowei cast him a warning look, Jiang Xiaoshuai was still having fun.
Brother Wang... Brother Wang... This is called, hahaha...
Wu Suowei paused for a moment and organized his words.
It seems that in front of Chi Pin, he can only thank some things he already knows. As for some things after Wang Zhen came back, it's better not to mention them as much as possible.
"Brother Wang, thank you for taking care of our family when my mother was seriously ill. It is no exaggeration to say: your help gave me more time to accompany and compensate my mother, and also made her a happier life. The last time has passed. I drink this glass of wine first as a respect, and hope that I can repay your kindness in my lifetime."
After finishing speaking, Wu Suowei glanced at Chi Pin out of the corner of his eye. Seeing that his expression was still normal, he was relieved. Sure enough, he was the first to say that it was very sensible.
As soon as Wu Suowei drank the wine in his glass, Jiang Xiaoshuai said something.
"I said, how do you repay me? A promise with your body?"
As soon as these words came out, the temperature in the room dropped sharply.
Guo Chengyu cast a sideways glance at Jiang Xiaoshuai, seeing Jiang Xiaoshuai's flushed cheeks and rippling blue eyes, he knew that this guy had drunk too much. So he grabbed Jiang Xiaoshuai's head, pressed it into his arms, and slapped the back of his head vigorously.
"Our family is drunk, don't talk to him, let's continue to eat."
Guo Chengyu's words were clearly addressed to the sullen guy, and it turns out that good friends are powerful. As soon as Guo Chengyu said something, Chi Pin's face immediately softened a lot.
Wu Suowei was a little dizzy after drinking a glass of wine, but his consciousness was still clear. His eyes turned counterclockwise to Guo Chengyu next to Wang Zhen.
"Guo Zi, this glass of wine is toast to you. I thank you and Chi Pinji for so many years. If you didn't join us, Wang Shuo would not have left in the first place. If he didn't leave, where would we be today? This cup must be Done! Drink!"
Wang Shuo swept over with dark eyes and cleared his throat.
"Hey, I said, I'm still here, do you ever talk like that?"
After Wu Suowei drank two glasses of wine, his spirit became more excited, he turned counterclockwise, and turned to Jiang Xiaoshuai next to Guo Chengyu.
"Master, the person I want to thank the most is you. It can be said that you are my noble person and gave me a second life. Without your lashing, I would not have been able to get out of the shadow of the past. Without your advice , I can't successfully seduce Chi Pin either. Come on! Do it!"
Jiang Xiaoshuai was even more excited than him, and he slapped the table hard, spilling half of a pot of soup.
"Yeah, I really miss the days when the two of us plotted against Chipin together, it's so fucking cool!"
Jiang Xiaoshuai's face was full of aftertaste, "I think you used to push the cart uphill in the heavy rain to pretend to be a refugee! Make up a broken book and pretend to be an educated person! Pretend to be the boss of the snake factory to sympathize with... Haha, the more you think about it, the more motivated you are! Do it! "
Wang Shuo looked at Chi Pin with sympathetic eyes, and Guo Chengyu pulled Jiang Xiaoshuai repeatedly, but he didn't grab the drunken bastard, and still poured himself a full glass.
After hearing Jiang Xiaoshuai's words, Wu Suowei became even more excited.
"I remember when we lived together, I didn't know you liked guys, and you walked around the room naked all day. Then you told me, I can't fucking understand, what's the matter between men and men What? Do you remember? I wanted to try it out with you! Haha... Cheers!"
Chi Pin has changed from drinking to smoking.
"Why don't I remember?" Jiang Xiaoshuai almost jumped onto the table, "At that time Chi Pin kissed you and you thought it was dirty! You refused to touch him! I just said what the hell is wrong with it? Touch a man? Touch me! Come on, let's do it!"
Wu Suowei laughed loudly, "You don't have to be brave! I touched you once, and you became hard! I kissed you, and you couldn't get away! Come on, do it again!"
The number of smokers changed from one to two.
"Don't tell me, I really meant something to you at that time. Seeing Chi Pin with you, I felt so bad! Come... refill your glass!"
"Actually, I also have a crush on you. If I had been enlightened earlier, maybe we would be together! You are much prettier than Chi Pin, haha...do it!"
"You are also more handsome than Guo Chengyu! I have dreamed of your big butt several times!... I drank this cup again! How about you?"
"For our beautiful miss, I did it too!"
"..."
These two people made Wang Shuo laugh when you had a cup and I had a cup.
After Wu Suowei and Jiang Xiaoshuai were poor, they turned counterclockwise and turned to Wang Shuona.
"Wang Shuo! I have to have a good drink with you today! The person I want to thank the most is you. First of all, I want to thank you for being small-minded, sensitive and suspicious, and playing chic without that ability. You have been away for six years , created an opportunity for me and Chipin to be together."
"Secondly, I thank you for coming back and bringing the truth back, so that Chi Pin can completely give up on you. If you don't come back, Chi Pin still has your place in his heart now!"
"Finally, I thank you for not being handsome at all! Not only can't write lyrics and compose music, but you can also sing out of tune! Not only is your physical fitness poor, but you can walk a little crookedly! The most terrible thing is that you can't work hard in bed. You haven't even slept for three years. What impression did you make?"
"For these three things, I drank three cups in a row!"
Wang Shuo's face glowed with a faint green light, and turning off the light can scare people out of their minds.
"Okay, that's a good summary..." Wang Shuo said in a sinister tone, "I also thank you for willing to eat my leftovers, and more importantly, thank you for being so superior and willing to be the second child! I will accompany you for these three cups!"
Wu Suowei was completely dizzy after drinking, his eyes shone with golden light, and his nerves were extremely excited. Without further ado, he filled his and Wang Shuo's glasses again.
"Wang Erhei, let me tell you, in fact, when you took advantage of my color blindness to bite me, I acted like a mirror in my heart, deliberately pretending not to know, and specifically blackmailing you, a big fool who feels good about yourself! You think I'm so kind Help you find out the truth? I’m so full that I can’t make fun of myself? I just want to wipe you out completely! What’s the matter? Drink!”
Chi Pin chewed the filter of the cigarette butt.
Wang Shuo also got high after drinking, and stood on the stool, pointing at Wu Suowei and yelling.
"Wu Dayan'er, I wish you that the chrysanthemum will not rot for a thousand years on the bed of No. 1 Pao in the capital! Do it!"
Wu Suowei replied without hesitation.
"Wang Erhei, I wish you masturbation for the rest of your life, and the cucumbers will be as tender as ever! Do it!"
Wang Shuo's alcohol got on his head, and he punched Wu Suowei twice as soon as he went up.
"Who are you cursing to masturbate for the rest of your life?"
Wu Suowei kicked him back, "You were the first to say that I ate your leftovers! Crap!"
Seeing that the situation was not right, Jiang Xiaoshuai hurried over to break up the fight.
"Hey! Hey! Why are you thanking me and doing it?"
"He cursed me!"
"He hurt me!"
"..."
Jiang Xiaoshuai tossed and tossed for a while, and finally persuaded the two people to leave, and each sat back in their original positions.
Wu Suowei continued to turn counterclockwise and turned to Chi Pin, who was already excited to the point of madness. With an arm around Chi Pin's neck, he picked up a glass of wine tremblingly.
"I thank you for being kidnapped and hooked by me, and... for letting me fuck you..."
As soon as these words came out, the whole room burst into laughter, and it was not Chi Pin who laughed, but Wu Suowei.
Wu Suowei himself followed suit for a while, poking Chi Pin's neck with his fingers, and kept urging: "Drink! Drink!... Uh... why is your neck so hard..."
Wu Suowei's increasingly dull eyeballs turned to his own wine glass.
"Uh... I want to thank myself now, thank me for never saying never, for being brave enough to reverse the situation, for fighting for my own happiness! Fighting!..."
After drinking this glass of wine, there was a burst of applause in the room.
It was already finished, but Wu Suowei's big round eyes were still turning slowly, and turned back to Wang Zhen. I muttered in my heart: Have I thanked him? Send me big shells... Make me an aromatherapy table... Have you mentioned all these things? Oh... It seems that I didn't say it, so I didn't thank you.
"Next, I would like to thank Wang Zhen, my idol, the male god in our hearts..."
Jiang Xiaoshuai lay tilted on the table, squinting his eyes and smiling at Wu Suowei.
Wang Shuo knew how to act bad when he drank too much, he tugged on Chi Pin's sleeve and said, "Hey, you have to listen to this passage carefully."
"You are the shooting star that will never fall in my life, and you have given me endless surprises. The aromatherapy table you made out of waste products, a heart leaked out of a sandbag with a steel needle, the phone number pierced out of an apple, Big basketball turned into a small basketball...everything I can't forget."
"You are the shining sun in my life, who gave me endless warmth. The lollipop you stuck in my ear when I was most uncomfortable, the candy you sent to the bedside when my mother was seriously ill, in the pool The big shell that Pin gave me when I was locked up...everything is unforgettable to me."
A faint smile appeared on Wang Zhen's stern face, although it was fleeting, it was caught by Chi Pin tightly.
Wu Suowei was so drunk that he couldn't find his way, he patted Chi Pin on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Wang Zhen! I have hidden the big shells and small basketballs you gave me! Don't worry, I will never let Chi Pin see them." !"
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