The Chinese New Year will be around in a blink of an eye, and Wu Suowei will go home to live for a while. Before leaving, he handed Jiang Xiaoshuai 5,000 yuan, "I borrowed it from you before, and I will pay you back."
Jiang Xiaoshuai didn't answer, "It's only a small amount of money, why are you in a hurry?"
"Take it." Wu Suowei pressed it to Jiang Xiaoshuai, "Debt is not auspicious for Chinese New Year."
With the remaining 5,000 yuan, Wu Suowei bought himself a suit of clothes. After wandering around the streets for several months, Wu Suowei's clothes were almost unreadable. When passing by the middle-aged and elderly shop, he picked another one for his mother.
Wu Ma is very rare about that dress, and has always been reluctant to wear it. She only wears it for a while when relatives visit for New Year's greetings. I met someone and said to someone, "My son bought me this dress, a famous brand! Their unit gave out a year-end bonus, and my son missed me, so he went to buy me a dress after paying the money."
Whenever Wu Suowei heard these words, he felt very uncomfortable.
He suddenly found that he had a decent job and a stable income, but he hadn't bought anything for his mother. And the money he bought a gift for his mother for the first time was "earned" in this way.
Wu Suowei's hair grew a little longer, with short black stubble, which added a bit of masculinity and toughness.
His eldest sister boasted, "Hey, brother, how did you become so handsome? I can't even recognize it."
The second sister couldn't help but marvel when she came back, "I remember when I came back last year, you were still poked on the bed like a big potato, fat and stupid. How did you become so handsome in less than a year? "
Even the elder sister's daughter and Wu Suowei's niece kept staring at him.
"Uncle, do you have a girlfriend? That's why you care about your image so much..."
Can I tell you that when I had a girlfriend, I never cared about my image, fat and stupid? Wu Suowei roared in his heart, when my image and temperament are improved, I will also become a bachelor!
Sometimes, the situation always runs counter to our ideas.
Back at the clinic, Wu Suowei began to make plans for the new year. Because he stayed in the clinic all day, Wu Suowei discovered that there was a patient who came to the door every day, that is, Guo Chengyu who had shit in his eyes. He was never in a hurry to see a doctor, and he was always the last one in the queue. No matter which patient came, he would give way to others. Sitting next to him, he smoked a cigarette leisurely, looking at the elegant white coat dancing in the room.
Once when Wu Suowei was washing his hands in the bathroom, he heard Jiang Xiaoshuai say this to Guo Chengyu.
"If I don't take the initiative to hook you up, you won't bother, it's useless!"
After Guo Chengyu left, Wu Suowei asked Jiang Xiaoshuai, "What kind of disease is he suffering from? See Tian'er running here..."
"moron!"
Wu Suowei was silent for a while, then asked again: "Xiaoshuai, how old are you this year?"
"Twenty-nine."
Wu Suowei asked tentatively, "Don't have a girlfriend yet?"
"never."
"Impossible?" Wu Suowei was surprised, "You have such superior conditions and you don't have a girlfriend? Then where did you get all your relationship experience? You can learn by yourself without a teacher?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai looked at Wu Suowei calmly.
"I like men."
A thunderbolt exploded on the top of Wu Suowei's head, making his diamond brain numb.
Jiang Xiaoshuai looked at Wu Suowei with a half-smile, "What's the matter? Regret living with me?"
Wu Suowei shook his head in shock, "No, I just don't understand."
"Is there anything you don't understand?" Jiang Xiaoshuai asked.
Wu Suowei poked his chin on the table, looked suspiciously at the white wall, leaving only a profile for Jiang Xiaoshuai. Jiang Xiaoshuai noticed that Wu Suowei's facial contours had changed, not only had he lost weight, but even his facial features had undergone significant changes. Especially around the eyebrows and eyes, I don’t know if it was affected by repeated bumps on the forehead. The shape of the eyebrows changed from flat to angular, the skin between the eyebrows changed from loose to tight, and the improvement of the eye line improved the temperament of the whole face. uplifted.
"What's so attractive about a man? He has everything you have. He has a hard and flat body, and his voice is also rough. How nice is a woman, with protruding bulges and back curls, and she can find anything she touches. Besides, biological needs How to solve it? You can't talk to a guy...that?... "
Jiang Xiaoshuai asked back, "Why not?"
"He doesn't have that ready-made part! Where are you stabbing?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai stretched out his hand to gesture to Wu Suowei, clenched his fists left and right, with a slit in the center of the fist, and hinted that Wu Suowei's butt was. The index finger of the right hand is inserted into it, and the movement simulation is performed simply.
Wu Suowei retreated three feet.
"After doing this, the butt will not leak air?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai thumped the table and burst out laughing, "Every time you poop, don't you close your asshole?"
"The key is that shit doesn't have to go in and out, just toss back and forth?"
Jiang Xiaoshuai almost spat out, "Okay! Stop it! Let's change the topic."
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