At eight o'clock in the morning, Wu Suowei set off from the electrical appliance factory in a truck.
After the Spring Festival, migrant workers flooded into the capital again, and the roads that had been smooth for a few days became constipated again. When I caught up with a traffic light intersection, I watched the lights of different colors light up alternately several times, but I couldn't drive across the road.
Wu Suowei kept staring at the car next to him, he couldn't tell the color of the signal light, so he could only follow it.
In a word, Chi Cheng has been transferred to the traffic control department again. He doesn't need to stand on the post, he just needs to patrol the streets and wait for peak traffic. Today is his first day of official work, he is in uniform and looks majestic. He stopped at the intersection and glanced casually, and no driver dared to flinch.
Wu Suowei's truck was moving slowly on this section of the road, less than 200 meters away from the traffic light, and it was estimated that it would be his turn after two turns. Wu Suowei held the steering wheel tightly with his hands, and focused his eyes on the car next to him. I muttered silently in my heart, be careful, don't run the red light...
Just as he was thinking, Wu Suowei suddenly caught sight of a familiar figure and was startled. I'm stupid! no? ... Why do you look more and more like that bald man? Wu Suowei's pupils were focused, and he wanted to take a closer look, but Chi Cheng got into the traffic and disappeared in a flash. Wu Suowei flattened his chest, comforting himself silently.
"Impossible, it must be a hallucination, how can it be such a coincidence? Let him bump into it every time!"
"It must be the first two incidents that have left a psychological shadow on me, so everyone looks like a bald man!"
"..."
Just as he was thinking, the car next to him suddenly drove away, Wu Suowei stepped on the accelerator, and rushed to the opposite road.
The first car that violated the regulations appeared, bringing red hope to the empty-pocketed traffic policemen. They rushed to Wu Suowei's truck eagerly, scrambling to issue the ticket.
"What's wrong with me?" Wu Suowei refused to accept.
A traffic policeman pointed upward, "You ran a red light."
"Impossible!" Wu Suowei retorted loudly, "I drove here with the car next to me!"
Immediately there was a roar, "He just ran a red light!"
Wu Suowei looked ahead, and the car he had been following was also surrounded by several traffic policemen.
Why am I so blind? Wu Suowei was annoyed, he followed a car that violated the rules!
"Why do you drive without looking at the signal lights and look at other cars?"
"Have you been drinking?"
"Get out of the car and take out the driver's book!"
Wu Suowei clenched his fists tightly, as if a nail was wedged into his eyes, carrying the tragic and awe-inspiring look of the end.
There was a gap in front of him suddenly, Wu Suowei stepped on the accelerator hard.
"Brother Chi, there is a kid who violated the rules and resisted law enforcement."
When Chi Cheng looked over, Wu Suowei was about to drive away.
Chi Cheng flew over in a few strides, threw the baton in his hand, the baton spun in the air at a high speed, and fiercely shot towards Wu Suowei's rear windshield. Before Wu Suowei could react, he heard a bang, a UFO hit the passenger seat, and countless shards of glass splashed down.
Wu Suowei's hands and feet were cold, and he stepped on the brakes unexpectedly.
A sturdy figure flashed into sight.
After seeing Chi Cheng's face clearly, Wu Suowei almost slammed his head into the windshield.
I hastily carelessly careless your uncle! ! !
Did I owe you in my last life
I put down my dignity and become a peddler, and you work as an urban management to destroy my stall! I'm trying my best to be an entertainer, and you're trying every means to tear me down! I re-emerged as a gangster, and you changed careers to be a policeman and I stole it! I turned my back on the dark to be the driver, and you waved your baton to block my way...
and! ! ! ! Why is it on my first day at a new job? ! ! ! ! !
Can't you change it for another day? ! !
Let me be dizzy for two days, won't you? ! !
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Chi Cheng didn't seem to know Wu Suowei, he was doing business as usual.
"Fine, assist law enforcement, pick one yourself."
Is this still a challenge? Wu Suowei didn't have a single son on him, so he quickly got out of the car.
No one could have imagined what kind of mission Chi Cheng sent Wu Suowei, Wu Suowei even wanted to kill him. Chi Cheng found two masks, one red and one green, and asked Wu Suowei to stand on the sidewalk. When the red light was on, he would wear a red mask, and when the green light was on, he would wear a green mask.
What a challenge this is for colorblind Wu Suowei!
He was afraid that Chi Cheng would punish him severely if he found out that he was visually impaired, so he kept it firmly in his heart. The left hand is a green mask, the right hand is a red mask, and then the color of the signal light can be distinguished by the walking and standing of the green villain on the indicator light.
For a whole day, Wu Suowei stood at the crossing and changed his mask, receiving countless looks of contempt and ridicule.
There is only one formula left in my mind.
"When a villain walks, raise your left hand; when a villain stops, raise your right hand..."
Chi Cheng looked at Wu Suowei with deep black eyes, but couldn't figure it out. Why do I always catch this guy? Didn't do it on purpose? Does he want to be unspoken by me? But look at the cynical, self-confident little eyes, it doesn't look like it!
It was getting dark, and it was time for the traffic police to change shifts.
Seeing that Wu Suowei was also tired, Chi Cheng waved his hand to signal Wu Suowei to stop.
Wu Suowei lost all feeling in his arms.
Just as Chi Cheng was about to go over to "take care of" Wu Suowei, a sweet voice floated over, and he didn't need to look to know that this person was none other than Yue Damei, who had been favored very much recently. The traffic policeman next to him was heartbroken, he deserves to be the second generation of officials! All the goddesses came to eat the exhaust gas.
"Why are you here?" Chi Cheng asked casually.
Yue Yue returned deliberately, "I'm afraid that after you get off work, you won't be able to catch anyone."
Wu Suowei froze in the wind alone, his pupils glowed with a faint purple light, as if possessed by the Lord of the Underworld.
He saw Yue Yue, and also saw Yue Yue hugging Chi Cheng's arm, and tiptoeing to kiss him on the cheek.
He also heard the booing of the traffic police next to him.
It seems that he suddenly understands why Chi Cheng has trouble with him everywhere.
It turned out that the fatal blow was here!
Wu Suowei didn't yell and curse, but walked towards his truck very calmly.
This revenge is not a gentleman!