Things are done here, and text messages are received there.
Wu Suowei opened it, and someone transferred another 200,000 yuan to his account.
Like a mirror in his heart, he even pretended to call Chi Cheng.
"Hey, did you burn the money? Why did you transfer another 200,000 to me?"
Chi Cheng, "Return yours."
"Return mine?" Wu Suowei pretended to be surprised, "I borrowed 200,000 from you, not you who borrowed 200,000 from me!"
Chi Cheng, "I sold your batch of defective snakes for 400,000 yuan."
"What?" Wu Suowei howled wildly, "My batch of snakes will be on the market in half a year, and the price will triple by then, and you actually sold it to me at a low price? Who did you sell it to? Even if you are in a hurry to let me Paying back the money, it’s not like this, is it?…”
Chi Cheng hung up the phone again.
Hearing the beeping busy tone, Wu Suowei, who had been blushing and pale just now, was instantly refreshed. He leisurely threw away the phone and snapped his fingers victoriously at Jiang Xiaoshuai.
"Let's work together! 200,000 yuan is here!"
Jiang Xiaoshuai chewed his gum, and said cheerfully to Wu Suowei, "In the past, you couldn't earn 50,000 yuan a year by working from dawn to dusk, but now you can earn 200,000 yuan by pretending to be a fool. Real knowledge comes from practice. You can’t have the spirit of hard work, crooked ways are the last word!”
Wu Suowei smiled but said nothing.
Jiang Xiaoshuai asked again: "How do you plan to spend the 200,000 yuan?"
"Buy a snake." Wu Suowei said.
"Buy again?" Jiang Xiaoshuai was surprised, "How many people are you trying to deceive with this trick?"
Wu Suowei shook his finger, "This time it's for real."
…
The next day, Wu Suowei went to Wang's snake farm again.
200,000 was evaporated in one day, Boss Wang was getting angry in the house, when he saw Wu Suowei coming, his expression changed instantly. In the past, when he walked out with a smile, it was a sly and complacent smile, and he tried his best to suppress it and dare not show it. The present smile is forced out, I have to laugh, dare not not laugh, Chi Cheng's hostility is hovering above Wu Suowei's head.
Compared to Boss Wang's nervousness, Wu Suowei seemed much more relaxed, as if what happened yesterday had nothing to do with him at all.
"The batch of snakes you sold to me, I hadn't kept them for two days, and I was sold by a friend, which made me very angry. I thought about buying another two thousand snakes, and I don't feel at ease buying them from other people. Didn't it come to you again?"
Boss Wang understands, he really offended someone who shouldn't be offended!
"Take me to see the snake!" Wu Suowei said.
On the way, Boss Wang's heart was bleeding all the time, even if he swallowed all those snake galls, he didn't have the guts to trick Wu Suowei again. The batch of problematic snakes were all locked in a room, and Boss Wang didn't even dare to look there, let alone leave. The breeding house he is taking Wu Suowei to now is where his real passion lies.
This time, Wu Suowei did a very detailed inspection, and all the snakes with slight problems were left behind.
Boss Wang's daughter-in-law rushed into the breeding room and dragged Boss Wang out.
"Are you crazy? Can't you make it through?" Wang's daughter-in-law's eyes were red, "That batch of snakes will be on the market in a few months. We only have a batch of good snake seedlings. If you sell them now, we will sell them this year." It's all for nothing!!"
Boss Wang roared, "If I don't sell it, half of our life will be in vain, and the snake farm will have to go in!" "I don't care, if you dare to sell it, I will fight with you." Wang's daughter-in-law cried loudly.
"Playing with your life?" Boss Wang gritted his teeth, "Your life is almost gone, who are you playing with?"
"..."
Wu Suowei poked his head out, "What's the matter? Is there any problem?"
Boss Wang's distorted face immediately returned to normal, but his voice was hoarse.
"No problem, have you chosen?"
"Choose it." Wu Suowei walked out with a smile, "Then let's stick to the previous price, 100 yuan a piece, a total of 2000 pieces, or 200,000 yuan, what do you think?"
Wang's daughter-in-law almost didn't come up in one breath.
The premium snake worth 600,000 yuan shrank by 400,000 yuan in an instant, plus the 200,000 yuan lost before, and the wicked money that Boss Wang racked his brains to earn in the past two years, Wu Suowei squeezed out in two days.
…
"I bought the snake back again." Wu Suowei said to Chicheng like a protester.
In the evening, Chi Cheng visited Wu Suowei's snake house again, picked up a snake and looked at it, and understood everything in his heart. He slapped Wu Suowei on the forehead with the back of his hand, and snorted, "You are really a fool."
Wu Suowei pretended to be confused, "Why am I so stupid? You sold my snake seedlings, and if I don't buy a batch back, where will I make money?"
Chi Cheng didn't answer, just looked at Wu Suowei, his eyes were deep and deep, with a strong sense of judgment.
Wu Suowei was tense for less than five minutes, and finally couldn't help it, baring his teeth in joy.
"Come on, thank you, isn't it enough?"
Judging from Chi Cheng's current expression, it's obvious that it won't work.
"Is it ready to give you a present?"
As he said that, he called Chi Cheng to the back room, pointed to a row of sugar figurines on the wooden cabinet and said, "I'm blowing this up, you can choose one."
Chi Cheng was quite surprised, "You know how to blow sugar figures?"
"The rattle drum turns the windmill, and the glass clatters and blows the sugar man", the handicraft work in old Beijing in the past is now rare. This candy figurine looks simple, but it is actually very difficult to learn. Wu Suowei also watched the old man blowing it when he was a peddler, and couldn't help but want to learn it.
"I can only blow some simple animals." Wu Suowei said.
Chi Cheng took a glance, and all the animals were virtuous, with round bellies, short legs, and two ears facing the sky, without any recognition.
"You can play another one for me." Chi Cheng said.
Wu Suowei was in a good mood today, so he readily agreed, went to the kitchen to get some sugar syrup, put it in a basin, stirred it with a spatula, and then put some talcum powder on his hands, looking quite professional.
"What do you want?" Wu Suowei asked.
Chi Cheng said casually, "Blow a snake."
"What snake?"
"cobra."
Wu Suowei let out a loud voice, "Look, you're here!"
In the past, what Chi Cheng saw was masturbation, being abused and striptease, and what he heard was moaning and begging to be fucked. Few people can arouse his interest when they are fully dressed, and of course, no one can shout such a vulgar voice and set off such a strong atmosphere.
Wu Suowei dug out a ball of sugar with a small shovel, kneaded it repeatedly in the palm of his hand, formed a ball, then poked a small dimple with the belly of his thumb, closed the edges, and pulled out a long ball Tangsier, break off a small part of the top and stuff it into your mouth.
The seemingly slender sugar strands solidified into a tube. Wu Suowei blew air into the tube, and the sugar ball at the bottom slowly bulged up. Wu Suowei stretched out the outline of the snake with his hands.
Chi Cheng looked at Wu Suowei quietly, watching his dark eyes staring at his hands, his cheeks bulging and his Adam's apple rolling irregularly, clearly showing his cautiousness at the moment. Chi Cheng suddenly wanted to stretch out his hand and pinch Wu Suowei's nose so that he couldn't breathe, his bulging cheeks turned red.
Mister Wei Meng has always been like this, as long as he thinks, he will definitely do it.
Wu Suowei was blowing to a key part, when his nose was pinched suddenly, and his sharp sword-like eyes immediately shot towards Chi Cheng, which made Chi Cheng's heart go numb, and he squashed the sugar man with his hand.
"Blow one more." Chi Cheng said.
If Wu Suowei hadn't wanted to hook up with Chi Cheng, he would have smeared a pot of sugar on his face by now.
This time, he blew with his back to Chi Cheng, and after blowing on a bamboo stick, he turned around and handed it to Chi Cheng.
"Cobra." Wu Suowei was quite satisfied with his work.
Chi Cheng glanced at it, and expressed the opposite opinion in a humorous and tactful way.
"Are you sure you're not blowing JB?"
The sugar is limited, the snake body is a bit short, the curved arc is too small, and the snake head at the top is pointed...
Wu Suowei shot back angrily, "You still have eyes?"
Chi Cheng suddenly moved up to Wu Suowei, pushed him with his crotch, and said softly, "You don't have eyes on your dick? Then where have you ejaculated all these years? From your mouth? Let me see Knowledge, why is your mouth so capable? It has taken care of all this kind of work... "
As he spoke, he maliciously rubbed Wu Suowei's thin lips with his rough fingertips.
Wu Suowei pushed Chi Cheng's hand away resentfully, his lips were burning, and his heart was burning. For some reason, Wu Suowei felt very natural when talking about these topics with Jiang Xiaoshuai, but when Chi Cheng said these words, he felt particularly harsh.
"I'm going back." Chi Cheng turned around and wanted to leave.
Wu Suowei stopped him suddenly.
"Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to chat with you."
Chi Cheng told Wu Suowei very bluntly, "I only sleep, never date."
Wu Suowei suddenly took two strides over, snatched the sugar snake from Chi Cheng's hand, stuffed it into his mouth and ate it. And he ate slowly, like a silent provocation, deliberately eating for Chi Cheng to watch.
Chi Cheng didn't read the challenge, he just saw Wu Suowei hold the genitals repeatedly, smacking the delicious taste with forgetfulness.
Wu Suowei also told him very bluntly, "If you want me to play another one, just deal with what happened just now."
Chi Cheng was captured by such a simple and clumsy threat.
"Blow one more!"
Wu Suowei smiled triumphantly, and handed it to Chi Cheng.
This time Wu Suowei specially made the snake body a little longer to make it look more realistic.
Unexpectedly, Chi Cheng laughed again.
"Are you sure it wasn't your JB swapped for mine?"
Wu Suowei, "...!!"