Gangzi discovered that Chi Cheng has been paying attention to his mobile phone recently. He not only carries it with him, but also turns it on 24 hours a day. Every time Gangzi calls him, he can be connected immediately, which is a bit uncomfortable.
On the ninth day of the cold period, Wu Suowei was studying hard at his desk when his cell phone rang without warning.
"Hello?"
The other party didn't make a sound for a long time, but judging from the calm and powerful breath, it should be someone from Chi.
"Is there something wrong?" Wu Suowei asked.
It took Chi Cheng a long time to speak, "What are you doing?"
Wu Suowei turned the pages of the book clattering, and replied solemnly, "Read the book."
Chi Cheng didn't speak any more, nor hung up the phone, just left it hanging.
"What are you doing?" Wu Suowei asked.
Chi Cheng said, "Masturbate."
Grass! Hang up quickly and throw the phone on the bed.
After a while, Wu Suowei thought of something and suddenly smiled again. Masturbate? This behavior is worth pondering. He has a girlfriend, how could it be masturbation? Could it be that there is something wrong with the relationship
Thinking of this, Wu Suowei instantly became energetic and full of energy to read again.
Half an hour later, the phone rang again.
"What book are you reading?" Chi Cheng asked.
Wu Suowei said seriously, "On Human Understanding."
So, Chi Cheng hung up the phone this time.
Ten minutes later, the phone rang again.
Seeing that it was Chi Cheng again, Wu Suowei frowned, what are you doing? Is there something that can't be said all at once? But when he answered the phone, there was no word on the other side, Wu Suowei was annoyed.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Masturbation."
Wu Suowei was not angry, "How many times do you want to play?"
"Just this time, no ejaculation."
Grass, are you bragging to me
"Big iron head." Chi Cheng said suddenly.
Wu Suowei remained silent with a sullen face.
"Dabao." He called again.
This time Wu Suowei bit the bullet and agreed.
As a result, Chi Cheng stopped talking.
Wu Suowei held back the last bit of patience and asked, "Are you okay?"
"have."
"Tell me something!"
"I want to fuck you."
After finishing speaking, a muffled roar came from the chest, the voice was low but mighty, with the penetrating power of a tiger returning to the mountain. Just by listening to it with your ears, you can imagine how fierce the penis is, how the browbones furrowed like a torture are stretched out sexyly, and then the soothing breath is slowly swaying from the corners of the lips...
Wu Suowei slammed his cell phone against the table and roared to the sky.
"ah!!-"
Any man will be so angry that his internal organs bleed when he is mocked by a man like this. Even if Wu Suowei had Chi Cheng's bad idea, he was still a strong man, and it was not so easy to digest the sudden "I want to fuck you".
"Bible, come on, get the Bible out..."
Wu Suowei was talking to himself, opening the "Bible" as if longing for redemption, clasped his hands together, "Lord, help me get rid of this rascal!"
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The next day, Chi Cheng came to the clinic as if he had nothing to do, wearing his uniform, he was imposing, his steps were steady, and he was serious. From the entrance of the clinic to the back room, those who are standing, sitting, young, old, men, women... as long as they can breathe in the clinic, their hearts tremble and their nerves tense up involuntarily.
Wu Suowei raised his eyelids, and saw a stern and upright face.
It's as if he didn't make the phone call yesterday, and he didn't say those four words.
"Find a place to talk." Chi Cheng said.
Wu Suowei continued to look down at the book, "No time."
"The police car is parked in front of the clinic, honking its horn all the time. You can just figure it out."
Slam the door shut.
Wu Suowei chewed the cigarette butt in his mouth, spat it out resentfully, and got up anyway.