"Hey! You're not an emerald mushroom, you're a Zhao'er mushroom!" Lian Hua yelled bitterly, stepping on the gas pedal and running for his life.
"That's not true, how can such a pure, beautiful, and cute jade mushroom have such vulgar skills!" Lian Yu shouted, jumping on top of Lian Hua's head!
"Cute hammer!" Lian Hua burst into tears, and slapped Lian Yu away mercilessly. Lian Yu was slapped pitifully on the car window, leaving a light green trace on the glass along with gravity...
Lian Yu: "..." T^T
"Aww! Master doesn't love me anymore! I'm going to die!" Lian Yu howled even louder, making Lian Huazhen dizzy and tinnitus, and still bouncing around in the car like a ball being shot.
Lian Hua: "..."
You are a mushroom, not a ball, okay
Is this the cute pet given to him by the time travel god? Lian Hua didn't see where it was "cute" at all! He now has a headache besides a headache! Why is Nima Zhujiao's cute pet so cute and obedient? Lian Hua deeply felt the malice from the god of cannon fodder!
Sad mulberry flows against the river! T^T
It is said that Lian Hua and his second-hand mushrooms were blocked by zombies in the jade shop.
Lian Hua: "..."
So many zombies! Beep, help! So scary! Pig feet love to help! But even if Lian Hua shouted loudly, Zhu Kou would not descend from the sky on colorful clouds to save him! so what? It is better to ask for help than to ask for help!
Lian Hua carefully moved a gap between the sofa and the door, and opened a passage that only allowed one person to pass through. Then, a zombie rushed in screaming. up its neck! The second one rushed in again, Lian Hua continued to chop with the watermelon knife in turn, panted after several cuts, and raised his hand to throw the water polo, but the water polo was useless except to splash the mucus on the zombie's body everywhere!
Lian Hua: "..."
Silently wiped the dirty water off his face, and continued to slash! Tired of chopping, Lian Hua pushed the sofa back and sat down for a while to recover his physical strength and abilities. Fortunately, as a person with abilities, his body is much stronger than that of ordinary people! Otherwise, you must be exhausted! After enough rest, Lian Hua opened the door and continued chopping.
And that mushroom can only be a cheerleader on one side! -_-///Cute pet, don't be too useful!
"Master, come on! ↖(^ω^)↗Master is the best! Master is the strongest! Master is so high!" It's a pity that Mushroom Lianyu couldn't understand the bitterness in his heart when he kissed his master, and he was jumping around , regaining energy is like having ADHD! Lian Hua guessed maliciously that Lian Yu must have stayed in the stone for too long, and now she got a disease that would kill her if she didn't speak or move around!
Lian Hua dealt with several more zombies, and there were a lot of corpses piled up in the jade shop! Lian Hua is very responsive, smelly and ugly! If only he had fire or thunder abilities! The attack power is strong, sweeping a large area, leaving only scum and not occupying the ground, it is a must-have Canon for killing "corpse" and exterminating corpses! Or any kind of talisman with pig's feet will do! What a wonderful thing, it's a pity that Lianhua can only think about it!
I'm hungry! Lian Hua Ning washed his face with a water polo, and ate some small green mushrooms. As expected, he was very hungry and could gain supernatural powers! Aren't wretched mushrooms completely useless!
Sensing Lian Hua's thoughts, Lian Yu was furious!
"He is Lian Yu, not a wretched mushroom! He is not wretched at all! He is also super useful! Master can't despise him!" Lian Yu protested loudly!
"If you are not wretched, who will be wretched? What else can you do besides raw mushrooms?" Lian Hua's balls flicked away, and Lian Yu immediately died.
Boom, boss, I'm so annoying! Lian Yu only dared to curse quietly in her heart.
When Lian Hua cleans up the zombies blocking the door, it will be dark soon! Emma's city at night is the most dangerous! It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a group of demons dancing wildly! You have to go back quickly, or you will die!
Lian Hua quickly climbed into the car, only to find that his ears seem to be much quieter! It made him a little uncomfortable for a while. Touch the jacket pocket, where are the mushrooms
Lian Hua was startled, and hurried down again.
"Where did you go, Lian Yu, Xiao Yuer, wretched mushroom?" Lian Hua was a little anxious. Although Lian Yuer was a bit late, he was his partner now, so nothing happened!
"Lord Yin!" Lian Yu's voice sounded, Lian Hua heaved a sigh of relief, just about to ask where it went, Lian Yu jumped into his arms with a whoosh.
"Where did you go?" Lian Hua said in a bad tone.
"Master, don't ask for now! Run away!" Mushroom seemed to be in a hurry!
Lian Hua was surprised, and when he looked around, he was so frightened that he almost lost his wits! Emma's wretched mushroom was followed by a large group of zombies! Are you a wife who slept with a zombie or an old woman who beat a zombie! He actually drew such a large group of hatred!
Lian Hua didn't care about scolding Gu anymore, got into the car and started it quickly! As soon as you step on the accelerator, it goes out like a wind.
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"Stop playing!" Lian Hua felt a fly flying around in front of his eyes and ears! upset him. So, Lian Hua stomped Lian Yu under his feet with a thud!
"Master is too bad! Hey, hey!"
"It's you who are too noisy!" Lian Hua said coldly.
Lian Yu: "..." shut up.
"What did you do to them?" Lian Hua looked at the zombies chasing after the car and frowned. The speed of these zombies became faster, and Lian Hua was very worried.
Lian Yu: "..." Twisting, twisting, twisting...
Lian Hua: "..."
"speak English!"
Lian Yu: "..."
Lian Hua: "..."
Forget that Lianyu is a mushroom and not a human being.
So, Lian Huadandan increased the strength on her feet...
"T^T They just took something from them! Hey, it hurts, master, please let go!" The ruthless, cruel and unreasonable master!
Lian Hua: "..." I don't believe you only took "a little"? How could there be so much hatred
Lian Hua silently increased the pressure.
"Aww, what are you talking about, what are you talking about, they just took one of their evolutionary fruits! Master please let me go! T^T"
Evolution Fruit Evolution Fruit! ! ! Oh damn! Could it be the evolution fruit that the zombies can evolve after eating? It's the so-called zombie monster absorber! Didn't the white lotus use the evolution fruit to attract a lot of zombies and kill the pig's feet? After the pig's feet were reborn, they were returned to him!
Fuck! In Lian Hua's heart, the beast gallops! Is this the rhythm of killing myself with my own hands
It turns out that the evolution fruit appeared so early in City S, no wonder it became an occupied area in the end! There are a lot of advanced zombies! Lian Hua was still in the mood to think about things. It's a pity that Lianyu can only sense Lianhua's thoughts for it, and it can't feel too much of the others, so it doesn't know Lianhua's melancholy and sorrow!
"Where did you put the evolution fruit, can't you block the breath?" Lian Hua watched the army behind him getting stronger and stronger, and the zombies from the place where the car passed along the road also joined the chasing army, he was going crazy!
"In the stomach!" Lian Yu replied weakly.
Lian Hua: "..."
Looking at Lian Yu who was about to be crushed by him, Lian Hua was very strange. It was clearly written in the book that the evolution fruit was as big as a basketball. How did Lian Yu's palm-sized body eat it? Lian Hua thought so, That's why I asked.
"He's an emerald mushroom, he's the king of plants, he can hold thousands of plants in his body!" Lian Yu looked triumphant.
Lian Hua: "..."
King of Plants! Just kidding! He, a punk who has never been to college, knows that mushrooms are fungi, and what kind of relationship do they have with plants? The varieties are different!
"Emerald Mushroom is just a name! It's not a real mushroom!" Lian Yu, who sensed Lian Hua's thoughts, was furious!
"Pfft..." Lian Hua couldn't help laughing, he let go of his foot, "Really? Then please, the king of plants, hide the breath of the evolution fruit!"
Lian Yu, who originally wanted to find Lian Hua to fight, withered all of a sudden, and said, "He has been buried in the ground for too many years, and his ability has degraded. It is still impossible to completely hide his breath!"
Lian Hua: "..." I know you're bragging! Lian Yu dared not speak out.
Lian Hua thought for a while, first threw a ball of wood gas to wrap Lian Yu around, and then threw a big water polo to throw Lian Yu in.
Lian Yu: "..."
〒_〒Master, do you want to drown it? Lianyu rolled around in the water polo, but the water polo didn't dissipate. Just when it was about to make persistent efforts, Lian Hua said, "If the water polo breaks, I'll throw you down!"
Lian Yu: "..."
Don't dare to move, the master is so cruel!
Lian Hua gave Lian Yu a hard look, he could sense Lian Yu's thoughts on him now, the stinky mushroom must be dealt with severely in the future!
He looked at the group of zombies behind the car, and found that there were fewer zombies, and the rest were a little chaotic. Lian Hua was delighted, it really worked! Wrapping the anger of the mushroom with wood gas, and isolating the breath of the evolutionary fruit with water, Lian Hua gave himself thirty-two likes, labor and management are so smart! Ordinary people love to come to worship!
Lian Hua drilled a few more streets, and the number of zombies chasing behind was obviously much less, Lian Hua was triumphant.
I looked at the dial, damn it! Lian Hua burst into tears, he was about to run out of gas, so sad that Lian Hua felt that he didn't read the almanac correctly when he went out today!
By the way, where is this place
Lian Hua: "..."
Wow, what a big trough, where did he go! I can't find my way back to the villa! What should I do? Lian Hua just wants to beat the ground and cry!
He lost himself by running for his life! The sun was going down, and it was dangerous for him to spend the night outside! Lian Hua went to play with the navigator again! The navigator is very face-strike!
When Lian Hua poked and poked again, but there was no response, Lian Hua silently cried lasagna in his heart! What do you mean, drink cold water and stuff your teeth? Pfft, reality hit him again! The car—broke down! 〒_〒
He really didn't read the almanac when he went out! What a pile of bad luck!
Pig feet! You love to save cannon fodder! The cannon fodder is dead now, who will you abuse in the future? Lian Hua crazily called pig feet in his heart, 〒_〒 pig feet, you love thick lines, cannon fodder miss you so much!