"Dabai, Dabai, help me catch Xia Erbao quickly! How dare you steal the chocolate that my father gave me! It's disgusting!" A cute boy about ten years old grabbed a tall and strong man with white hair and purple eyes beside him, dissatisfied yelling.
"Ayu, you can't eat sweets anymore, your tooth decay hasn't healed yet." The man shook his head helplessly, knelt down and patted the boy's head in a good-tempered manner.
Lian Yu covered her mouth and glared at the man angrily, "Nonsense, Wo Caimi has pig teeth!" Lian Yu kicked the man angrily, let go of her little hand covering her mouth, "Change back! You In human form, you dare to grow taller and stronger than me! Are you trying to piss me off?"
"Okay, okay!" The man smiled kindly, turned around and turned into a majestic big tiger.
"Aww!" The big tiger shrank himself to two meters in length, flicked his tail back and forth, and motioned Lianyu to sit on it.
Lian Yu is not too polite, he jumped up, "Come on! Go find Xia Erbao!"
Dabai wrapped his tail carefully around Lianyu's waist, and it disappeared like the wind.
…
"Daughter-in-law, is it really okay for Dabai to follow Xiao Yuer all the time?" Two people suddenly appeared where Lian Yu and Dabai disappeared.
"Did you really give him chocolate again?" Xia Zhi didn't answer Lian Hua's question.
Lian Hua broke out in cold sweat, "Daughter-in-law," quickly hugging her waist, "Who told Xiao Yuer to keep pestering me and tormenting me? I'll give him chocolate." Lian Hua hurriedly tried to please him.
Xia Zhi looked at Lian Hua deeply, Lian Hua looked back with a stiff face. "yes?"
"Yes, yes!" Lian Hua looked away secretly, brat, how dare he threaten him with the fact that he secretly made spring/fengyi pills! hateful! When the limelight passes, we must take good care of that brat.
"Oh?" Xia Zhi was noncommittal, and directly pulled Lian Hua into the space.
"What is this?" Xia Zhi took out a delicate jade bottle.
Lian Hua looked at the huge chrysanthemum on the jade vase, and broke out in a cold sweat, "Well, daughter-in-law, didn't I practice refining elixir some time ago? This is my finished product." Damn, How could the Chun/Fengyi Pill he practiced end up in the hands of his daughter-in-law? He obviously hid it well!
"What kind of elixir is this?" Xia Zhi asked casually, playing with the small bottle in his hand.
"To improve the efficiency of cultivation." Lian Hua answered bravely. It's just to improve the efficiency of dual cultivation, which is still considered cultivation!
"Oh? That's a good thing!" Xia Zhi laughed, and Lian Hua only felt that the spring was blooming for a while, and he almost couldn't hold it back.
"Since it's a good thing, let's eat it." Xia Zhi said suddenly, then took out a pill, and suddenly threw it into his mouth.
Lian Hua: "..." Daughter-in-law, is this the rhythm of throwing herself into her arms? Lian Hua just felt that a big pie fell from the sky and hit him on the head with a bang.
"Daughter-in-law, you..."
Before Lian Hua finished speaking, Xia Zhi's face suddenly magnified in front of his eyes. Lian Hua only felt the softness on his lips, and couldn't help but squeeze the softness around his lips.
After a while, Lian Hua was dizzy from being kissed, and a ball was fed into Lian Hua's mouth along Xia Zhi's tongue.
Lian Hua made a thud—swallowed it! Swallow it!
For a moment, Lian Hua felt that the sky was falling! The daughter-in-law actually seduced/tricked him into swallowing the spring/wind for a while! This is the best aphrodisiac/medicine that makes people want/can’t stop, the whole body feels weak, the gold/gun/does not fall, panting, and in the end, it can only make people obediently mix it up! It was swallowed by him! QQ
"Daughter-in-law!" Lian Hua looked at Xia Zhi accusingly.
Xia Zhi smiled slightly, as if laughing at Lian Hua for committing suicide on himself.
Within a few minutes, Lian Hua began to stand unsteadily, his breathing became short of breath, his face turned red, and his feet became limp. Fuck! Lian Hua roared in his heart, why did he use the heaviest medicinal spirit plant in order to win his wife back then! Isn't this shooting yourself in the foot
"Daughter-in-law..." Lian Hua leaned weakly on Xia Zhi's body, and his strength was gone.
Xia Zhixie/Mei (I finally wrote this word!) smiled, and hugged Lian Hua as a princess.
Lian Hua: "..."
Fuck, my daughter-in-law doesn't want a princess hug! I am obviously taller than you.
Fuck, daughter-in-law, don't look at me so hungry/thirsty! stressed.
Fuck, daughter-in-law, don't tear your clothes like this!
Fuck, daughter-in-law... it's so cool for my daughter-in-law to touch...
Fuck, my daughter-in-law is going to be smashed for going against CP!
Damn it, it hurts! Daughter-in-law, can you! How rude!
Fuck,...
I don't have the strength to complain anymore...
After a long time, Xia Zhi licked his lips, feeling that the taste was good, and then looked at the dying Lian Hua with malicious intent.
Lian Hua: "..." Biting the corner of the quilt tightly, he is self-inflicted, so he can't live? burst into tears.
Since then, Lian Hua and Xia Zhi had a friendly negotiation about who gets on and who gets off, and they finally decided—to solve it by force! Is Xia Zhi, who is powerful in attack and explosive, winning? Or is it Lian Huaying, who is resistant to beatings and falls, who will not lie down if he is beaten alive, and who has the tenacious vitality of Xiaoqiang? This question will be kept a secret. But seeing the bruised and swollen face of Lian Hua, but complacent, we probably know the answer.
Therefore, the happy life of Lian Hua and Xia Zhi will continue. After Lian Hua finally got rid of his daughter-in-law's desire to fight back, he actually found out that his precious son had become someone else's daughter-in-law! Tears streaming down his face, heartbroken and heartbroken are not enough to express the bitterness in Lian Hua's heart.
"Daughter-in-law! Our precious son was snatched away by that stupid tiger!" Lian Hua hugged Xia Zhi and cried bitterly, "I'm so stupid, really, I only know that Dabai is a hard-working, never-ending , the stupid and cute little Huhu, never expected to be deceived by his bastard appearance! He is simply a sinister, cunning, scheming, treacherous black-hearted bastard with ill intentions!"
Xia Zhi silently patted Lian Hua's shoulder as a sign of comfort.
Dabai: I have endured for so many years, I have been forced for so many years, and I finally took down this second-rate little master. How much effort did I spend and how many injuries did you think? Wow, I'm so happy that it finally came to fruition.
Lian Yu: For the sake of this stupid tiger working hard, working hard, and thinking hard, I will reluctantly accept him! Hmph, anyway, there is no better partner than me in this world except Papa, Xia Erbao get out!
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My name is Xia Cheng, which comes from Fate Tiancheng. It is said that my father and father met by chance and coincidence, and then the two of them were entwined to the end of the world for many years...
That's right, dad and dad. I'm not like that idiot Xia Dabao, who can't even tell if he's a man or a woman.
I like my little uncle the most, he is the prettiest person of our parents. That idiot Xia Dabao always calls me little uncle and mother, he is really blind, obviously my little uncle is a handsome and handsome man!
Once, my favorite place was the arms of my little uncle, and my little uncle also liked to hug me. That idiot Xia Dabao was pushed aside by me, he was about to pull the fur of the stupid tiger beside him sadly, then I smiled proudly at Xia Dabao and kissed my little uncle's face. During that time, the home always echoed with the screams of tigers, and there were white hairs all over the ground.
Finally, one day I plucked up the courage to confess my love to my little uncle. I said that I would marry him when I grew up. Anyway, didn’t my father just marry his father
However, I never imagined that the man who would only look at us sadly with the idiot Xia Dabao, who is said to be my little aunt, would jump up like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, and throw me away in a hurry , holding my beloved little uncle and disappearing.
Xia Dabao ridiculed me while riding a tiger, I decided to ignore him!
Three days later, my little uncle appeared with his hands on his waist, his lips were broken and his neck was covered with red marks. I almost wanted to cry. The man who is said to be my little aunt looked at me triumphantly, I knew I was broken in love, woo, it's so sad to be broken in love.
Since then, my little uncle stopped hugging me. He said that when I grow up, I should be obedient and not act like a child. I want to cry! I don't want to be laughed at by that idiot Xia Dabao! Although I am only five years old, I have grown up!
That idiot Xia Dabao ate too much candy and got tooth decay. Every day at home piercing howl.
I think he is really stupid. He has tooth decay and wants to eat sweets. In order not to let him continue to poison my ears, I decided, I want to stop him!
Everyone said that I don't know who I inherited, but I actually have a little facial paralysis. Only I know, I just don't want to talk to them! How can a man like me, who wants to dominate the world in the future, smile like a fool every day like my little aunt
Cough cough cough, far away. Because I'm always serious, my uncle and father think I'm more like an older brother than Xia Dabao! So, as an older brother, it is my mission to save my stupid younger brother. Stupid brother! Obediently accept the education of brother's love! It's all about love!
So I followed Xia Dabao every day.
Xia Dabao ate the spiritual fruit.
Xia Dabao tore the scroll.
Xia Dabao smashed grandma's vase.
Xia Dabao tore his little aunt's new clothes.
Xia Dabao sprinkled the tickling powder on the stupid tiger's fur.
Xia Dabao made a fan from the feathers of a little sparrow.
Xia Dabao...
I silently covered my face, I will absolutely never admit that Xia Dabao is my brother in front of others. I think I admit it, that is to admit that I am also a fool/pussy.
Xia Dabao was howling again, his decayed tooth changed from one to two. Because Xia Dabao stole the honey from grandma's cake, it was too sweet.
I lick my mouth. Xia Dabao was caught by his grandma for stealing food, and he gave him a hard spanking, so I won't tell them that Xia Dabao only stole one bowl, and I stole the other... cough cough, took it away!
Today Xia Dabao is trying to die again. Somehow he managed to get a bar of chocolate from my little aunt. Although I am the man who will dominate, chocolate is also delicious.
In order to save the stupid Xia Dabao, I decided to help him eat the chocolate! This will save him one tooth decay.
It turns out I was right, the chocolate really is delicious!
"Xia Erbao! Give me back my chocolate!"
The stupid Xia Dabao is here again, I am a man who wants to dominate the world, how can I be called Xia Erbao with such an undominant name
I decided to ignore stupid Xia Dabao and his stupid tiger, so I left.
From the moment I was born, my father told me that I was a genius! As long as I want to hide from anyone, no one can find me! I looked at the sky coldly and noblely, and let that idiot group scurry around looking for me like headless flies.
Mortals with fish lips! How could it be possible to find me who is like a god!
I sighed, life is really lonely like snow!
…
"Second Treasure, Second Treasure!" Xiao Ze wandered in the garden.
"Honey, what's the matter?" Xia Yang walked over and asked.
"Erbao didn't finish his meal today! I don't know if he went to grab Dabao's snacks again. I'm afraid he'll get tooth decay too." Xiao Ze was very worried, "That kid, why do you like to grab Dabao's things so much? What! How unhygienic! Dabao has eaten it... "
"It's okay, our second treasure is in good health, if he wants to grab it, just grab it!"
"Ok… "
—End of the full text (ˉ▽￣～)
The author has something to say: Thank you, Yang, for the landmines of my sister-in-law, what a treat (○` 3′○)
The author vomited blood, and just sent the ending to the next door, blah blah, on such a good day, the author made such a big oolong, 〒_〒 beat the ground and cried! Get it right here first. 〒_〒
Concluding remarks: The author's thoughts, those who are willing to read it, can also read it, (*/ω＼*)
This novel is the author's first novel in the true sense. I started posting with this account on June 23rd. Khan, I didn’t know that climbing the list of newcomers was counted from the time of registration of the pseudonym, so I used the old account that has been registered for a long time to post articles. After posting a few chapters, shit, I can’t climb newcomers! So abandon the account and start again.
The author of this book, Jun, wrote tens of thousands of words of manuscript before publishing it. I remember that when I got bloody, I really wanted to write novels. The author Jun is a veteran *wolf. After being pulled to read *novels by unscrupulous roommates since high school, he has been out of control since then, and has become obsessed with men and men (*/ω＼*), covering his face.
When I first wrote it, the author was at the end of his sophomore year, and he was writing a novel during the summer vacation! I’ve been reading novels for almost five years, wouldn’t it be wonderful to write them myself? So the author bacteria began to write.
Because at that time, I became crazy obsessed with Doomsday Essays and read a lot of them. I can watch romance and pure love, and I like to abuse scum and fight monsters the most. Cough cough cough, so I wanted to come up with a more cheerful post-apocalyptic essay.
The little angels probably also felt a little bit, the style of writing in front is very similar to the male protagonist who always wants to kill him. 囧 rz, kneel down, that post-apocalyptic article really left a deep, deep, deep impression on the author, the author especially liked that one, it was very impressive, and I chased after it for a long time, but Xiu Da... love breaks Even. Jirz, so, after finishing the main text, I didn't wait for the extra episode, when I planned to mark the end, and when to watch it again. So... the author has a tragedy...
The same thing, the little angels who said plagiarism came, 〒_〒, at that time, the author Jun had no memory of the plot of the article, only the cheerful style of the article... I followed the trend before I knew it! This cannot but be admitted! Jiong rz. Apologies to Xiu Da.
Then the author thought, this can't work! This is the rhythm of being photographed as a dog! Therefore, the author put all the doomsday articles to the bottom, and did not read them, so as not to be affected again...
Then, the author began to code words happily. Well, I didn’t have much experience at the beginning, and I didn’t have much experience in emoticons, hahaha, there are piles of cute fonts and emoticons, jiu rz, writing and writing is so rough that it’s a motherfucker! jiong rz, it's really abusive.
After there are more little angels leaving comments, 〒_〒, many of them have negative points because of this abandoned article. At that time, the author Jun was still a newcomer to Banbanxin, and he felt that his heart was broken all over the place! Everyone wants to quit!
Then the author Jun took his broken heart and went to someone for comfort, and found a close sister in the post bar. Ignorant newcomer, the author asked a lot of idiot questions. Including things about climbing newcomers.
The author Jun received the signing short site from the editor on June 27th, and eight chapters had already been published by then. The author thought, no way! Wouldn't it be a pity for the editor who signed the author's bacteria to sign the contract and then abandon the pit! So the author continued to write again!
At that time, the author had already returned home, and the network cable at home was cut off! 〒_〒, and then the author Junjian/Ting updated it with his mobile phone! The traffic fee for two months cost 160!
After listening to the suggestions of the little angels, the author started to change his style of writing, and he didn't dare to babble, hahaha, or anything like that. The chapters that were sent out earlier...removed the errands... jirz, but there are still some in some places, and the author is a lazy person, so the author glued the glass heart back and continued to die! The mobile phone is really hard to edit, so the author put it down. I thought to myself, the little angels who scolded me are gone now, so let’s edit the article later... (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣炿￣///)
The author Bun decided to finish writing the article before revising it, so he happily continued to code.
By the way, almost forgot to say. At the beginning, the author Jun was happily writing salted eggs, but at the same time wanted to write an ancient drama! (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣盘￣///) The code words are endless, and the death is endless!
On the night of June 24th, the author Junhe and the engine oil in the dormitory suddenly mentioned Zhong Tianwen! Fuck, I was watching "Where's Dad?" with Engine Oil at that time. ", and then the inspiration came and I couldn't hold back! So I stayed up late and wrote a chapter. I originally planned to post it after the salted egg was finished, but... I couldn't stop, so I posted it, thinking that the two articles will climb up together, how wonderful!
Therefore, the author double-published two articles, and kept dying.
After the holiday, the author Zhe started to code words at home every day.
It died because of the salted egg draft box! So the author had to code twice a day, double-opening or something, it was miserable! And at the beginning, the author Jun was a super scumbag! Three thousand words and four hours... If you talk too much, you will cry! I heard that a stable update is good for gaining popularity, so I decided to update at ten o'clock in the morning! But, later, I can only post it on the same day of course! It was changed to ten o'clock in the evening!
〒_〒, in order to complete the task of 6,000 words a day, the author needs to write a full eight hours! Back pain! Thinking about it now, I just spent a summer vacation like this, and I didn’t even put down my mobile phone when I went out to play. Cough cough cough, the author is not used to coding with a computer, but uses a mobile phone every day, and now it is also... jiong rz
Then the scumbag speed slowly increased—now it is 2,000 words an hour!
At that time, salted eggs were a brick today and a brick tomorrow. The author is afraid to click on the comment! Later, I realized that there were not only bricks, but also little angels who supported me! So I mustered up the courage to open it. Negative scores will break your heart, and seeing positive energy codewords will motivate you.
Fortunately, the comments from Gudan are good, and the little angels are very gentle. So while filtering negative energy, absorb positive energy codewords.
The author Jun still remembers that one day, when he clicked on the comment, there were four negative points! 〒_〒, and three of them are the same person—passerby A! There is no login account.
At that time, the author Jun felt that the sky was falling, and he felt that he had no courage to write any more. Anyway, my writing was so bad. I didn't even have the energy to type that day. After adjusting for a while, I went to the post bar to ask for comfort. Then the author looked at the little angel with positive energy again, and told himself repeatedly that there are still little angels supporting you, so you must persevere, persevere!
From then on, whenever the author sees the ID of Passerby A, he will be trembling and scared to death! I'm afraid I'll be brushed off again. Every little angel's comment author Jun has a very serious reply, and the same is true for negative scores. At that time, the author was trying to climb the new ranks, and he was really obsessed with scores. I heard that one has to write a thousand words to make up for a negative score. The author Zhe just counted how many chapters were written in vain... jirz
Later, I received a lot of negative points, and saw that many seniors also got negative points, so I thought that all the seniors had negative points! How could it be possible that my little vacuum would not receive a negative score? So gradually I don't care about negative scores. Sometimes the reason for being rejected really breaks the author's heart, and the author simply doesn't reply, or pretends that he didn't see it, and his mentality is much better.
The author Jun has been coding and coding, starting at two o'clock in the afternoon, and writing until ten o'clock in the evening. This kind of life is my state throughout the summer vacation.
Later, the editor said that I could join V, at that time I was so happy that I was going crazy! Then I hurried to code the third watch, and both texts were interrupted for a day.
Then the next day I found out about my V announcement J! J did not show rough come! Then Gu Dan received a -1, and the little angel said why the daily update was agreed but not updated? That -1 is the first negative score for the author Jungudan, it's almost like crying without tears! Later, when Gu Dan joined v, he would rather stay up late to code words than stop changing.
Let's talk about this side again. The author was so excited that the code was completed for three shifts, and then typed and edited into V. As soon as V was entered, he began to refresh the background, background, but the number of hits was always 0! The author suddenly lost his strength! Is there no little angel to watch after entering v? I was so sad that I subscribed myself with my reader account again, thinking that I would cheer myself up, so I wouldn't be too ugly on the street.
Later, the author Jun went to the post bar again, and wanted to ask where I could see who subscribed to me among the little angels. Then the intimate sister of Tieba told me very carefully, and then I started to brush the income column. At that time, I had been on V for several hours, and I finally got a few subscriptions and made a few cents.
The author fungus rolled on the bed happily at that time! Someone reads my VIP novel, someone reads it! Then I went to Baidu my article, and my heart broke again! Because the pirated text came out! At that time, when I saw the large piece of pirated text, I was completely dumbfounded. At that time, what I thought was that I was just a newcomer, a little vacuum! You are not a master, why did you steal my text? Will it be stolen as soon as I enter V? I feel so sad.
Then I stopped using Baidu, and I didn't want to read those pirated websites.
Enter V on the first day, around 1:00 noon. I made ten yuan that day and more than 10,000 words. I made twelve dollars the next day. The author thinks that he is not too aggressive. Then I went to the favorites, and there were more than a thousand favorites at once, and I was crazy with joy.
After it was listed in the favorites, there were more comments, and the author Zhe started to get scared again. Because there are too many comments, it means that the negative score is coming again! Sure enough, I received a lot of negative points, as well as criticism and suggestions. Those suggestions and criticisms to the author have been written down, and try not to make the same mistakes when writing later. The author is very grateful to those girls who read the article carefully and wrote down very pertinent suggestions. (*/ω＼*)
I don't dare to use facial expressions anymore, and my motherfuckers are slowly transforming. One day when I saw the little angel saying that I was getting better at writing, I was going crazy with joy! Because the author Jun felt that his hard work was seen by the little angels, he ran around the room several times excitedly! Code words are more motivated!
Later, the author's hands became faster, and he slowly wrote his own chapters fatter. Originally, I planned to change things during the summer vacation, but I couldn't do it. Double-opening is too painful, and I can't write so much.
Gu Dan's grades have always been better than here, but I still haven't given up here. The story here is that the author has thought about it for a long time, and there are many shortcomings, but every book will make progress, right
Now, this article is finally finished. I wrote it for more than two months and took full attendance for a month. The author Zhe feels very happy, with a total of more than 300,000 words! The two texts add up to more than 600,000! It's only been two months! I feel that my pit product is still very good. (*/ω＼*) Thick-skinned.
Thinking back now, I don’t know how I wrote so much. I thought I was about to finish with a maximum of 200,000 words, but I wrote 300,000 without knowing it.
Here, I must thank the little angels who have been with me to the end, and the girls who not only subscribed, but also voted in mines. Seeing that there are so many little cute things in the column, the author Jun always smiles while sleeping.
Although some little angels left halfway, the author Jun is still very grateful for the footprints left by those little angels who left. You have accompanied the author through the Calvin period, the low tide period. Many times the author gets stuck and feels that he can't continue writing, so he will turn over the messages of the little angels and have a look, and soon he will be resurrected with full blood! happy
The author sometimes feels a little unbearable to look at what he has written before. There are also a lot of typos, and some places are a little unreasonable, but the darlings have read it, thank you, bow...
Dear friends, the author loves you, \\^O^/, thank you for your company and encouragement all the time, thank you for every message, every suggestion, and every time you spread flowers. ╭(╯3╰)╮
I wrote so much before I knew it, (*/ω＼*) Don't dislike the author's wordiness, the author is just very excited and happy. In the future, the author will definitely write better and better, ↖(^ω^)↗.
Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! The author's salted egg ends today, good day. Hey, the author's next step is to correct some typos, facial expressions and so on, (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣炿￣///) Lazy people are finally going to start changing.
-above
Dear friends, I look forward to seeing you again in the next book.
(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣盘￣///) The ancient drama is not over yet!
(ˉ▽￣～) It’s okay, save the manuscript first...
The author has gone to edit the text... Goodbye, babes. Meme da╭(╯3╰)╮
2014-9-8