"Zhao Yu!" In the quiet forest, Miao Ying's almost murderous roar suddenly came, "Is your head full of roundworms? Didn't I tell you that I asked you to bring two tents? Where are the tents? This... what is this?"
Before setting off, Miao Ying clearly saw Zhao Yu bringing two tents, so she thought he had brought two tents as agreed. Unexpectedly, one of the bags contained a tent, but the other bag was not, but filled with messy things.
"Well..." Zhao Yu explained unhurriedly, "This tent is the most expensive in his store. It is said to be the latest fully automatic tent, and it can accommodate four or five people without any problem! Besides, Save resources! If you have to walk such a long way, you have to travel light. How about carrying two tents to death?"
"What about the sleeping bag? Why did you only bring one sleeping bag? Where is the moisture-proof pad? Where is it?"
Miao Ying scolded and unzipped another tent bag. As a result, eight or nine bottles of Tsingtao beer and a lot of snacks such as chicken feet and duck necks suddenly appeared.
"I'm going! This..." Miao Ying's eyebrows were crooked with anger, "Zhao Yu! What are you bringing here? Wilderness Master Zhao, are you still carrying peanuts and edamame? Tell me, let's come out Why are you bringing beer on a long journey!? Do you want to open a food stall in the forest?"
"Well... that's it!" Zhao Yu explained calmly again, "It's just for relieving fatigue! I'm so tired from walking all day, so why don't I drink some wine to recuperate from fatigue?"
"Assholes bring smoke, I'm convinced!" Miao Ying continued to fire while pulling the items in his pocket, "Let's handle the case in the wild. You don't bring a flashlight, a rope, or even a lighter. You Look at you, my God, what is this..."
Miao Ying took out several large boxes of Durex from Zhao Yu's pocket.
"Misunderstood... misunderstood!" Zhao Yu blushed slightly and said, "I'm an upright person, don't think about it! I've seen it on TV. This thing can be used to hold water and can also be used for binding. This thing is so strong!"
"Tie something, what to tie? I think you have some bad tendencies, don't you? Do you shake the M or the S?" Miao Ying was so angry that she said, "Fortunately, I didn't believe you, the wild Mr. Zhao, otherwise, all that's left is Drink the northwest wind!"
After saying that, Miao Ying turned around and unzipped the tent bag and began to set up the only tent skillfully.
"Well... um... Captain Miao, please listen to my explanation..." Zhao Yu came closer and wanted to make a few excuses.
"Go away! Go collect firewood! Stay away from me!" Miao Ying yelled, "I'm so obsessed. Oh my God, how can I trust this stick of yours?"
"Okay, okay, leave it to me!" Zhao Yu hurriedly picked up firewood.
Although it was not yet 7 o'clock in the evening, it was getting dark quickly in the forest. The two had already traveled all day and found a clean place to camp.
Before entering the mountain, Miao Ying originally wanted to find a local guide, but Zhao Yu turned them away. She had already booked one of them, but Zhao Yu secretly stuffed two hundred yuan into it and sent it away. .
Darling, Zhao Yu finally caught this good opportunity to get close to the goddess, how could he let others come out to disrupt the situation? Before entering the forest, he promised himself that he was a wilderness expert and didn't need a guide at all.
However, not long after he came in, he couldn't find Bei at all! Fortunately, Miao Ying had some outdoor experience, so she didn't go astray.
In fact, of course, these were all deliberately done by Zhao Yu. Although he is very low on wilderness adventures, he is not so weak as to be so brainless.
The reason why he acted so exaggeratedly was because he wanted to cause trouble with Miss Miao? As the saying goes, if there are no difficulties, make them difficult. Only when there are difficulties can the two get closer!
Hey hey hey...
After a day of traveling today, they are still thirty or forty kilometers away from the area where the veteran experts experienced the flood.
Starting tomorrow, they will officially enter the tracking stage. Therefore, tonight is the only time Zhao Yu can have some fun with Miao Ying, so naturally he will not miss such an excellent opportunity.
Of course, after all the fun, Zhao Yu did not relax at all. He used an enhanced version of the detector that could last for 10 days early in the morning. Once someone with an electronic device wanted to approach him, they would not be able to escape his detection.
call…
The fire was raised just in time, and it was already completely dark.
Perhaps Miao Ying had seen through Zhao Yu's little plan. After lighting the fire, she never expressed her anger towards Zhao Yu. After setting up the tent, she put the outdoor cooking utensils she brought on the fire and started cooking instant noodles. .
"Hey? It smells so good..." Zhao Yu raised his nose and smelled it. He was feeling a little hungry, so he hurriedly came forward and said, "Captain Miao, can you cook a bag for me too?"
"No," Miao Ying said resolutely, "Go and eat your chicken feet! I didn't expect you only brought this little thing, I have to save some instant noodles!"
"Who said I only brought so few things!"
As he spoke, Zhao Yu brought his satchel over and took out two plastic bags. One plastic bag held sesame seed cakes, and the other plastic bag was wrapped in oil paper, and inside the oil paper was a fragrant sesame seed cake. — Roast chicken!
"Come on! I'm not as stingy as you. Here, take it..." Zhao Yu broke off a chicken leg and handed it to Miao Ying.
"I'll go!" Miao Ying felt dizzy for a while, and while taking the chicken leg, she said with "appreciation", "Zhao Yu, you are really a wonderful flower in the wilderness survival world! I'm convinced of you!"
"Thank you, thank you! Why don't you call me Wilderness Master Zhao? Come on..." As he said that, Zhao Yu took out another plastic bag from his butt pocket, "There are also salted duck eggs here, just eat them with sesame cakes, porcelain!" "
I'll pour it!
Miao Ying almost threw the chicken legs into the fire...
After eating, the two planned tomorrow's trip and search scope. However, Zhao Yu was obviously distracted, and his eyes were staring lovingly at Miao Ying's beautiful face under the firelight. His heart was pounding, and a primitive male animal-specific hormone spread throughout his body.
Zhao Yu was a veteran, and he found the entry point to knock down the goddess in a blink of an eye.
"Hey? Captain Miao, let's spar some more before going to bed?" Zhao Yu stood up, dusted off the dirt, and said deliberately, "I have a little bit of the moves you taught me in the martial arts gym last time. I’m unfamiliar, why don’t you teach me some more?”
"What's wrong, you bastard? What are you planning to do?" Although Miao Ying cursed, she still stood up and started to fight with Zhao Yu.
The two of them walked back and forth in the open space next to the fire, practicing the tricks they had used in the past.
Zhao Yu had a plan a long time ago and was already practicing well, but he suddenly turned around and used strength, hugged Miao Ying's arms behind him, and then used a locking move to imprison Miao Ying.
"You... hello..." Miao Ying tried her best to shake her shoulders and struggle, but Zhao Yu was so strong that she couldn't break away at all.
Seeing that the plan was successful, Zhao Yu immediately licked his face and moved to Miao Ying's ear, and said with a smile: "Hehehehe, Captain Miao, look... Is this trick of mine powerful enough?" Zhao Yu pressed her face tightly. She leaned against Miao Ying's ear and rubbed it, "You can't move anymore. If I kiss you on the face, you will lose..."
"Zhao Yu, you bastard!" Miao Ying was still struggling but couldn't break free, her face flushed with anxiety.
(End of chapter)