Crazy Detective

Chapter 51: Please call me senior

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"Officer, I don't want you to play like this!" Xiao Huangmao stuck out his tongue and said, "The camel is an animal, and it obeys your command! Of course, the things you smashed while riding the camel should be compensated by you?"

"Yes! Yes!" others echoed.

"Hey, you guys are going too far," Li Beni interjected, "We are also here to catch a thief! Let me see, the bag thief is the culprit. Why don't you go ask him for compensation!"

As she said that, Li Beini took Xiao Huangmao's order and looked at it, and immediately shouted in surprise: "What? More than 9,000 yuan? Are you crazy? How dare you ask for so much for just a few pots and bowls? Money? You...you..."

"Officer," Xiao Huangmao was still smiling, "Not only are there bowls and bowls, but there are also many precious medicinal materials!

"Our list has no moisture at all. There are names on it. You can check it from house to house.

"Also, we don't care about any bag thieves. We only know that it was you who broke our things. It is only right that you compensate us!"

"Hahaha... Hahaha..."

No one expected that after hearing this, Zhao Yu would look up to the sky and laugh wildly. The people present were stunned by his laughter. They wondered why Zhao Yu was laughing.

Zhao Yu took the list, glanced at it, and then laughed even harder, almost laughing!

"Hahaha..." He reached out and grabbed Xiao Huangmao's collar and pulled him to him, "This... is this your claim list? Are you kidding me?"

"Police... police officer..." Xiao Huangmao asked guiltily, "What do you mean?"

"Alas!" Zhao Yu shook his head, patted his chest and said, "Let me teach you! Look... your list only contains things, not people! This is a failure!"

"Well...what do you mean?" Xiao Huangmao scratched his head.

"If I were to handle this matter," Zhao Yu pointed at the list and said, "There must be someone with a broken leg on it!

"Well... Let's just say that the camel was trampled and broken! Furthermore, when avoiding the camel, you can also arrange for someone to fall down. A slight fall may cause a herniated disc in the waist, or a severe fall may cause paralysis of the lower limbs!

"This is personnel affairs. With personnel affairs, there is no limit to money! Do you understand?"

"But, isn't that just a random fabrication?" Xiao Huangmao asked.

"Damn! Grandma is a bitch. She has seen a lot of people extorting money. I have never seen someone as unprofessional as you!" Zhao Yu taught her earnestly like a senior, "Are you stupid? Do you understand that your purpose is to extort money? To achieve your goal, you must make things up!

"Things are dead, but people are alive! I will panic when I hear that someone has a problem! How much effort will it take if I really investigate them one by one? Besides, if there is a herniated disc, Isn’t it easy for me to check?”

"Then..." The people at the scene stared.

"Attention, the critical moment is here! After the personnel affairs are settled, you can start talking like a lion!" Zhao Yu pointed at the list, "Your list is too kindergarten. According to me, at least 500,000 or more Only 1 million will do!”

"Ah?" Xiao Huangmao was shocked, "Isn't this... too evil?"

"Listen later!" Zhao Yu continued to lecture, "When I see this price, am I going to be dumbfounded? Right

"Then, I will definitely bargain with you in a panic!

"Then, you go along with the flow and give in to 10,000 bit by bit. When I saw that it was only 10,000, I thought I had gotten a big bargain. Wouldn't I just pay it to you? Isn't this just like doing business? Well!"

"Oh... oh..." Xiao Huangmao reviewed Zhao Yu's teachings and found that he was very lacking in extorting money.

Zhao Yuze said in her heart, Grandpa, I have blackmailed people more than 1,800 times before, and I am almost the ancestor of this industry! You dare to do whatever you want today.

"Young man, seeing that you are sincere in learning, I will teach you another trick!" Zhao Yu said earnestly, "The police station here is different from other units. If you hold a big banner and demonstrate, , Our prisons here are all ready-made, and we will definitely put you all in them!"

"Then... what should we do?" Xiao Huangmao looked at Zhao Yu and changed his posture to looking up.

"There are two ways, one is to crush people to death with public opinion!" Zhao Yu said, "Find a group of reporters, even pretending to be reporters, who can stand against a camera and hold a microphone. If this happens again, we won't dare to cause trouble casually. Got you!"

"Oh, what about the second one?" Xiao Huangmao humbly asked for advice.

"The second one is called Capturing the Thief and Capturing the King!" Zhao Yu chuckled, "I can give you the address of our director, and then you carry the one with the lumbar disc on a stretcher and place it at the door of his house. You can get paid the same day!”

"Oh... oh..." Xiao Huangmao was convinced, and the other debt collectors also nodded repeatedly.

However, all the agents present were dumbfounded. Zhao Yu’s dirty tricks were really damaging! If someone really extorted money like this, it would really be enough for them to eat a pot.

"Zhao Yu!" The upright Captain Liu became anxious, "What are you talking about? How could you...how could you teach them...and the director..."

"Okay, brother! Thank you!" At this time, Xiao Huangmao said to Zhao Yu with a complicated expression, "Seeing that you are so honest, let me tell you the truth, these lists we compiled are indeed accurate!

"Let's see, even if we suffer a big loss, you can just give me two thousand yuan and let's get over it, okay? In this way, I can also give an explanation to us merchants, and you won't lose so much... You see..."

Seeing Xiao Huangmao stretching his hand in front of his face, Zhao Yu's face suddenly darkened, and Xiao Huangmao was so frightened that he didn't dare to finish his words.

"Young man, I thought your bones were amazing, so I taught you carefully!" Zhao Yu said coldly, "You have to... think about it carefully. Do you really want to do this?"

"I... I..." Xiao Huangmao raised his eyebrows, as if he was weighing the weight of Zhao Yu's words.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, another group of people rushed in from the door!

"Zhao Yu, Officer Zhao, Officer Zhao Yu..." A female voice with a Hong Kong and Taiwanese accent came from the door of the office, "Excuse me, who is Officer Zhao Yu?"

Everyone turned around and saw a woman wearing light blue fur walking in from the office door. Behind the woman, there were several men wearing black suits.

The woman is very tall and dressed up beautifully, like a big star.

When everyone raised their heads, their eyes were all attracted to him.

However, when he suddenly saw so many people, Captain Liu became unhappy and immediately asked: "What is going on? This is the crime team, how come anyone can come in?"

"It's me, it's me!" At this time, Zhang Jingfeng appeared quickly from the door. He quickly came to everyone, pointed at the tall woman and said, "I asked them to come in, and this is Miss Shao Jiaying!

"They came here specifically to thank us! Well..." He gestured to the woman, then pointed his hand at Zhao Yu, "This is the police officer Zhao Yu you are looking for!"

"Oh..." Shao Jiaying walked quickly to Zhao Yu, held Zhao Yu's hand excitedly, and said thank you, "Officer Zhao, thank you so much! Thank you so much! Without you, my hand..."

"You're welcome, this is what I should do!"

"Oh, by the way! To express my gratitude..." Shao Jiaying nodded behind her, and a man in a suit immediately placed a bag in front of Zhao Yu.

"Officer Zhao! Here is 100,000 yuan!" Shao Jiaying said sincerely, "This is my heart. You have to accept it no matter what today!!"

PS: Thanks for the reward for opening the door, my brother, I have a good book!

(End of chapter)