"Ah!" an agent shouted, beating his chest, "I can't do it anymore, I want to kill him, really!"
"Captain!" Another agent implored Miao Ying excitedly, "This guy is too arrogant. If we don't teach him a lesson, where will our face be in the future?"
"Yes!" Another detective urged, "As the saying goes, the law does not punish the public. Let's go up together and beat him to pieces, and then sue him for defamation. What do you think? I really can't stand it anymore!"
The agents were all so angry that they gritted their teeth and stamped their feet, furious.
Miao Ying also clenched her fists loudly, wishing she could beat Zhao Yu to a pulp right now.
However, she was the leader of the team after all. After seeing how arrogant and arrogant Zhao Yu was, she became increasingly suspicious. This Zhao Yu might have come prepared, either with a camera or a bug, and if he really beat him rashly, A meal might cause trouble for yourself.
However, how could she swallow it when she saw Zhao Yu calling herself a coward and calling her crime team a bunch of rubbish
Finally, Overlord Hua Miaoying hit the desk with her fist, and all the things on the desk jumped more than a foot high and scattered down!
After knocking on the table, the excited and eager agents suddenly became quiet and did not dare to express their anger. Everyone knows that Miao Renfeng is very angry and the consequences will be serious!
"Zhao Yu! Don't bully others too much!" Miao Ying said fiercely, "I will make you die an ugly death today! Tell me, what about a martial arts fight? What about a literary fight?"
"Hahaha..." Seeing that his plan was successful, Zhao Yu laughed loudly and said, "This makes you look like a hero among children!
"The martial arts battle is simple. Let's find a spacious place and fight to the death until the winner is determined. The winner is the king, the loser is the bandit! Life and death are determined by fate, and wealth is in the sky!"
"Where's Wen Dou?" Miao Ying asked again.
"Literary fighting is a little more complicated, and there are many methods, such as betting, imitating, and eating meat!" Zhao Yu began to spread his knowledge of the world again, "I won't talk about bets! If you imitate, I will be a You have to learn the moves. If you can master them, you win!"
"What the hell!" Miao Ying frowned, "If you want to take off your pants and pee on the spot, do I have to learn from you? Well, I'll do a move and you can learn from me, okay?"
"Nonsense!" Zhao Yu yelled, "You are a professional. If you do a 720-degree backflip, will I still die?"
"How does that compare?"
"You can also break big rocks on your chest, lie down on a nail board, and pierce holes in the palms of your hands..." Zhao Yu saw Miao Ying crossing her arms with a look of boredom, but she became more and more enthusiastic as she talked, "It's better to eat meat than meat! For example, in the tank The goldfish in the pond, the toads in the pond, and the mice in the hole! We will eat them raw on the spot, and whoever can eat them will win!"
After hearing Zhao Yu's words, the detectives felt faintly nauseated and showed pain on their faces.
"You...can you still speak human words?" Miao Ying was so angry that her eyebrows stood up and her almond-shaped eyes widened. "You are crazy to the extreme. Do you want me to call the mental hospital?"
"No need, seven of my six psychiatrists have been pissed off by me, so you can worry about it!" Zhao Yu smiled unceremoniously, "Captain Miao Ying, since Wen doesn't dare to come, then Let's just have a good fight! What's the big deal, do we sign a life and death certificate? If you beat me to death, it has nothing to do with you, okay?"
"you!?"
Miao Ying was so angry that her whole body trembled. She really wanted to fight Zhao Yu again and teach this arrogant man a lesson.
However, as the captain of the serious crime team, if she really fights Zhao Yu, even if she wins, she will be full of trouble. In the future, if the leaders know about it, they will definitely not be able to enjoy her good fruits!
"What? You don't dare?" Zhao Yu grabbed a stool like a rogue, sat down on it, and crossed his legs. "If you don't dare, then admit that you are a coward!"
"Hmph! Don't be arrogant!" Miao Ying said harshly, "If I change my place another day, I will definitely teach you a lesson! But today is International Dog Love Day, and I'm worried that others will say that I abuse dogs! Haha... "
Miao Ying finally found some hope in her words, and the agents quickly followed her with laughter.
"You're a turtle, you're a turtle. I don't dare to compare myself to this, and I don't dare to compare to that. Who do you think you are..."
"Isn't there still a bet?" Miao Ying suddenly interrupted Zhao Yu, her eyes flashing sharply.
"A bet?" Zhao Yu first pretended to look tense, and then smiled unconfidently, "Okay... tell me, what are you betting on? Oh... but there are rules for betting!"
Miao Ying observed Zhao Yu's subtle changes and became more confident, so she asked, "What are the rules?"
"The probability of a bet must be one to one, and it must be approved by both parties before it can be carried out!" Zhao Yu introduced, "For example, if you ask me to guess the color of your bra, then the probability of my guess will be certain. Very small!
"In short, I must have a 50% chance of guessing! This is called fairness and justice!"
"Throw dice to guess the size, draw playing cards, as long as the probability is one to one, you can bet on anything!
"However, if you are willing to admit defeat, no matter what the bet is, both parties must agree!" Zhao Yu added, "However, there is another rule besides this, that is, there is a distinction between host and guest in the bet!"
"Host and guest?"
"When I come to your place, I am a guest, so if you want to make a bet, I have to propose it! If you agree, you bet, if you don't agree, you will throw it away!"
Miao Ying thought for a moment. Since both parties must agree to make a bet, why not first listen to what he wants to fight
"Okay, tell me then! What do you want to bet on? What if you lose the bet, and what if you win the bet?"
"Hmm..." Zhao Yu pretended to think about it and said, "Or... let's bet on the mobile phone signal!"
What
Zhao Yu's proposal greatly surprised everyone at the scene, and they were completely unable to keep up with Zhao Yu's thinking rhythm.
"That's it!" Zhao Yu took out his mobile phone and said, "I know Qigong. Once I use Qigong, all your mobile phone signals will be blocked by me! Well... I don't have enough Qigong, so I can only maintain 5 points. Bell!"
What!
Zhao Yu's words once again surprised everyone.
"Holy shit, something really kicked this guy in the head?" an agent whispered from behind, "Isn't this a typical case of neurosis and delusion?"
"Yeah!" said the other, "What does he think he is? A human body shielding device? What kind of weird bet is this?"
Miao Ying also didn't believe Zhao Yu's words, but she thought more about it than others. She was wondering if Zhao Yu was really prepared? Was his domineering and pretentious demeanor just now used to confuse people
"Captain Miao Ying!" Zhao Yuze said still pretending to be crazy, "Just bet, believe it or not, if I win, just be lenient and let me ask about Liu Pengfei!"
"Hmph!" Miao Ying snorted coldly, "Then what if we lose?"
Zhao Yu made a gesture of invitation, which means you can tell me!
"Hmph!" Miao Ying snorted again, "If you lose, you will kneel in our office, kowtow to us and admit your mistake, and then call me - grandma!!"
PS: Thanks to book friend jinsw for the reward and encouragement! Special thanks to Xueyulu? A huge reward of 1,000! Thank you!
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