"If you don't take me, in case a hacker hacks the entire control system, what, what, what to do!"
Wang Chao sat with his arms crossed, crossed Erlang's legs, and forced a calm warning to them, but the drooping corners of the young man's mouth still betrayed him.
At this moment, they are sitting in the revolving restaurant of Hongjing Hotel.
Xing Conglian rarely set the restaurant with the highest per capita price in the entire city in order to announce this cruel fact to the dynasty.
However, Captain Xing himself would not admit defeat verbally because he spent the money.
"Little Comrade Dynasty." Xing Conglian knocked on the table, "The hacker who can hack the entire ship's control system is right in front of me."
"Boss, you rarely praise me like that!"
"So why would I take a dangerous person like you to threaten the lives of tourists."
"You are insulting my personality!"
"Have you done a lot of illegal things?"
"Brother Achen, say it!"
Lin Chen has been tasting the pudding on the plate silently, and the fire of war finally burned on him.
On one side is a young man who seems to be abandoned, and on the other side is raising his eyebrows and looking at him like a certain gentleman.
Lin Chen put down the silver spoon and said tentatively, "Otherwise... you two go?"
Things started a week ago.
While watching TV one night, Xing Conglian turned up the volume of the TV excitedly, pointed to a TV advertisement of traveling around the Atlantic Ocean and said to him, "How about we go on our honeymoon?"
In the advertisement, the luxury cruise ship opened the blue sea, and a row of romantic swash characters typed "Darwin and you will go on a dream trip around the world".
Lin Chen thought about it at that time, he seemed to say something casually, "It looks pretty good", but he didn't take it to heart. After all, how could they possibly have a 35-day vacation to go to the Universal Dreams? trip.
but…
There are no absolutes. In short, before leaving get off work today, the leave application has been approved, and the ship will be boarded tomorrow, and Dynasty…
Xing Conglian obviously wouldn't buy the dynasty's ticket.
At the beginning, Mr. Xing probably still felt guilty, so he ordered the best restaurant and was ready to slaughter the teenagers
However, if a dynasty would take retreat as a condition for negotiating, it would not be called a dynasty.
After the meal, Xing Conglian announced the bad news, and the dynasty directly laid out all the possible consequences of not taking him on the trip.
Then, the conversation just now happened.
Lin Chen had a headache.
But Xing Conglian was determined to live a free life without children, so the dynasty's protests had no effect at all.
In fact, Lin Chen didn't care at all about whether to bring a dynasty or not, but Xing Conglian's words finally convinced him.
"What does it mean to have a dynasty?"
"what?"
"It means you know what's going on in the world, it means anyone can come to you at any time, it means you don't have a vacation at all!"
Later, Lin Chen thought, even if the cruise ship doesn't carry a dynasty, if someone really looks for you, they can always find it...
But for the tired heart of a "middle-aged man" who has brought children for more than ten years, Lin Chen expressed sympathy and understanding, so he chose to shut up.
Then, they boarded the ship with their passports.
When he really sat on the balcony of the cabin and looked at the yellow seawater of the port, Lin Chen still had a feeling of magical realism, did he really want to go on vacation
Incredible...
When he turned around, Xing Conglian was already lying on the bed with a long groan.
Seeing him watching, Xing Conglian propped up his head and patted the vacant seat beside him, with a smile in his eyes.
Lin Chen lay down on the bed with kindness, with the back of his head resting in the crook of Xing Cong's arm, and closed his eyes.
"Is this asleep?" Xing Conglian was stunned.
"Otherwise have sex"
"… "
Lin Chen smiled and yawned, but didn't open his eyes.
"I'm fine, why don't we start now?"
Xing Conglian said and kissed him.
If this is not a story of magical realism, then Lin Chen will definitely say, "It seems inappropriate to announce prostitution in the daytime".
But since they only brought their passports on board, there was nothing else to do except to do something inappropriate.
Lin Chen turned over and hugged Xing Conglian's neck like a stream of goodness. There was a vast sea in the distance and near, and he didn't even need to draw the curtains.
"I have a very strange hunch." Lin Chen put his hand on Xing Conglian's back.
"But don't say it."
"it is good."
"Then what else can be said?"
"Say my husband I love you."
Xing Conglian's nasal voice was wet, and he kissed his ear.
Lin Chen smiled.
…
When I woke up, the ship had already set sail, and I didn't know where it was.
The sound of waves crashing against the hull could be heard from outside the balcony, and the stars in the sky shone brightly.
Lin Chen vaguely remembered that it was said in the boarding instructions that there was a fixed escape drill when the sailing started at 17:00. He suddenly sat up from the bed and rubbed his forehead, feeling that something was wrong.
There was lubricating fluid on the head of the bed, and the surroundings were quite messy, and there was only one question in Lin Chen's mind, why was the lubricant prepared in the suite
Why is this feeling of being on a pirate ship
Xing Conglian came out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, sat down beside the bed, and asked thoughtfully, "Are you uncomfortable?"
"Did we miss the exercise?" Lin Chen asked.
"Uh..." Xing Conglian was silent, "It's impossible for such a large cruise ship to have an accident, and this is not the age of the Titanic."
"Safety is very important." Lin Chen said, "and the cruise ship has this rule, we need to abide by it."
"actually… "
"Um?"
"You put on your clothes first, and I'll take you to the escape drill."
"… "
In the middle of winter and at sea again, the deck of the cruise ship should be colder than expected.
Because they didn't prepare any luggage at all, Lin Chen was going to put on a bathrobe on top of his jacket before going out of the room, but was stopped by Xing Conglian's eyes that were hesitant to speak.
"Why do I think you are hiding something from me?"
"No, I actually feel guilty."
Xing Conglian pulled him out of the door, took him into the elevator, and pressed down on the floor.
"Guilty for what?"
"I remember as if I was rich..."
"and then?"
"Then you don't remember this, I'm very guilty."
He held Xing Conglian's hand, the elevator door opened, and the shopping street on the Darwin cruise ship appeared in front of them.
The crystal chandeliers above the head are bright and bright, and the tourists are close to each other. What party is being held in the farther place, the laughter of young people makes the whole market lively on the boat.
"I haven't said the words 'I swipe my card' for a long time, I almost forgot that I am a rich man!" Xing Conglian said with emotion as he looked at the street.
Lin Chen felt that the electric sound that surrounded his chest was trembling, but when he turned his head, he saw that Xing Conglian's expression was relaxed and relaxed, as if he was very suitable for the current scene of drunkenness, so he also sighed with emotion.
In fact, after thinking about it, he has lived with each other for so long, and he has never felt the slightest discomfort.
Said to be in harmony, in fact, it should be Xing Conglian accommodating him a lot.
A waiter handed over a cocktail, and Lin Chen handed the wine to Xing Conglian.
"Do you feel ten years younger?" Xing Conglian took a sip, hugged him with a smile, and shouted loudly close to his ear.
"My experience when I was young may not be the same as when you were young."
Xing Conglian laughed at first, but when he walked into a men's clothing store, and the surroundings suddenly became quiet, he realized that something was wrong: "When I was young... it's not the same? Are you saying that I'm old?"
Lin Chen shook his head: "I'm not such a person."
Anyway, Xing Cong even swiped his card, but Lin Chen didn't have any twist, just grabbed a down jacket and went to checkout.
Standing in front of the counter, Lin Chen handed out the boat card, and when he looked out the window, he accidentally saw a familiar figure.
He thought he was dazzled, but the peaked cap and black sweater, and that old man's really witty face, who wasn't the dynasty
Why see Dynasty here
Xing Conglian stood aside to look at him, Lin Chen hurried forward half a step, subconsciously blocking his gaze towards the street.
If he had a mobile phone now, then he would secretly send a text message to Dynasty to ask him if he knew how to write dead characters.
But he doesn't have a cell phone.
Because Xing Conglian made it clear that honey moon is a focused emotional journey (?) after two adults are in love, mainly entertainment activities (?) for adults, and all distractions are prohibited.
So they really got on the boat with one passport each, and Lin Chen began to regret his hasty decision.
After leaving the men's clothing store, Lin Chen has been uneasy.
On the one hand, he was afraid that Chao Dynasty would suddenly rush up and be splattered with blood, on the other hand, he felt that he should be honest with Xing Conglian about what he saw.
After thinking about it for a while, when he came back to his senses, he was already standing with Xing Conglian in a certain open space at the highest point of the top deck.
Except for the circle of lights on the ground, everything around was dark, the night sky was bright with stars, and the sea breeze was cold.
The sound of laughter from the heated swimming pool downstairs was faintly heard, and there were teenagers exercising on the basketball court at the other end of the distance.
But the place where they stood was so quiet that a heartbeat could be heard.
Lin Chen wrapped his down jacket tightly, pointed to where they were standing, and looked at Xing Conglian.
"Escape drill." Xing Conglian's face was very close to him, and he could vaguely see the other party's moss green eyes, "When a shipwreck happens, this is our meeting point."
"What's the meaning?"
"It means that according to the level of the room card, there will be a helicopter to pick us up..." Xing Conglian felt ashamed, "All evil."
Lin Chen looked up at the night sky and took a deep breath of the cold sea breeze.
"If the helicopter is too late, there are other escape pods, but..." Xing Cong paused, "But if something really happens, we probably have to leave last."
He said with regret.
Lin Chen stretched out his hands and hugged him: "Xing Conglian."
"At your service anytime."
"Don't set up FLAG casually."
"it is good."
"The establishment of FLAG is my personality."
"Then what is my personality?" Xing Conglian also wrapped his arms around him.
But because both of their down jackets were quite thick, it was a little difficult to hold them.
"Your character..." Lin Chen looked up at him, "I said with a smile, there should be a kiss here."