As if possessed by a demon, twisting to the left and right, stretching out one arm for a while, and stretching out the other for a while, like a primary school student doing exercises facing the national flag, unlike what he would do.
Fang Shu was worried about other things, so she didn't care about it for the time being. She first picked up a small stone and threw it, which happened to hit his feet, and successfully attracted his attention. Look this way.
Fang Shu showed her head and hooked her fingers at him.
She is now the emperor's body, so don't make too much publicity. It is light to be beaten up if she is found out as a hooligan, but it is serious to damage the emperor's reputation.
The emperor raised his eyebrows, as if surprised by her eunuch's attire, but he didn't say anything, he put down his raised arms and walked towards this side. When he was about to arrive, Fang Shu pulled him to a corner, so that he was not easy to be found place to speak.
"It's about to go to court, how can you be so leisurely?" Curious about what happened just now, he asked casually, "What were you doing just now?"
It looks a bit like a simple version of yoga, and he has never seen yoga before, so it shouldn't be, he is just trying to exercise himself
Maybe the imperial doctor asked him to do it, more exercise will help the wound heal faster
"It's okay." Yin Fei didn't explain, after all, saying it was a bit like disliking her for being short.
He looked at the sky, changed the subject and said, "It's still early for Maochen to go to court."
"It's getting late." Fang Shu was anxious, "I don't have time to sleep at this point."
No time to sleep means that they can't change their bodies, and if they can't change their bodies, she will go to court.
What if he loses face with his body
Or if he did not act like him, was discovered and killed as a fake, how resentful would he be
Why is he in no hurry? Obviously, he should be the one who should be anxious.
Fang Shu suddenly felt that the emperor was not in a hurry and the eunuch was in a hurry to die.
Obviously, she is the eunuch.
"Can you cancel the court or postpone it?" The former seems unlikely, as if the emperor is not doing his job properly, but the latter is feasible, and a half-hour delay is enough.
She would change her clothes before going to bed, so that the emperor could go to court as soon as he woke up without wasting time.
"Have you ever been to court?" Yin Fei asked suddenly.
?
Fang Shu looked confused, "Of course I haven't been on it, why ask this?"
Yin Fei looked up at her with a serious face.
Fang Shu seemed to realize what he meant in a trance, her pupils dilated slightly, "You don't want me to go to court, do you?"
"What does it matter?" Yin Fei asked her back, "Sit still, you can say what I say, can't you do it?"
It seems... really... simple.
Fang Shu swallowed.
To be honest, she was really curious about Shang Chao, wondering what he usually does? What happened recently? What does it look like for a group of men to get together to give advice
Also, she wants to see the empress.
Oh, by the way, help Mu Jin to see Li Zhai, the emperor's good buddy Shangguan Yun, and promising young people in the court.
My heart suddenly became excited.
Fang Shu asked cautiously, "Is that okay?"
A little worried, "Will any secrets be revealed?"
The things in the court must be about the direction of the country. She shouldn't listen to it. If she casually brags to someone after listening to it, it will affect Dashun, right
Yin Fei didn't take it seriously, "It's not easy to bring it up to the court when it comes to really important matters."
The subconscious is telling her, it's okay, can she listen
Fang Shu was excited, "Then I'm going."
Yin Fei gave her a strange look, and hearing her tone, could it be that going to court is still something new
He is used to going to court. For more than ten years, he has long known that going to court is not fun. It is the same, and he talks about serious things. Whether it is a severe drought in the south or a hunger in the north, it will be very sad to hear it. uncomfortable.
But recently, although there are huge waves rolling in private, the surface is calm and calm. She can't hear anything, so she has the right to play.
Don't expect her to do anything.
Since she was going to court, she naturally had to be prepared. The outfit she was wearing was not suitable, and the one worn by the emperor was not suitable either. I have never seen a court lady go to court before the emperor.
Generally, when going to court, only personal eunuchs are brought, such as Changqing, and others will be screened out.
Changqing was replaced this time. The emperor wore her body and wore the eunuch's clothes, and she changed into the court clothes that the Ninth Five-Year Supreme should wear.
When changing clothes, the two of them are in the same room, they only need to change their outer clothes, not the obscene clothes, so there is no exposure, just a little embarrassment.
Fang Shu was changing her own clothes, and at the same time disliked the emperor changing her clothes. Although there were obscene clothes, but when putting on the clothes, she had to tie the clothes and straighten the clothes, so it was inevitable that she would touch her body.
I don't know what the emperor thinks when he sees her move his body, but Fang Shu hastily finished the change and hurried over to get it for him.
The emperor didn't refuse, he stretched out his arms and let her do what he did. He did things slowly, far behind Fang Shu in terms of speed, but the quality was definitely better than Fang Shu.
You can't have both quality and speed, just make do with it, it's time to do whatever you want, and it's like rushing a duck to the shelves, walking towards the Golden Luan Hall.
There is a gate in the Golden Luan Hall that is specially designed for the emperor to take a shortcut, so you don't have to go through the gate, and you can go directly to the dragon seat without the embarrassment of passing by the ministers.
The dragon seat is exquisite and exquisite, the master's craftsmanship is superb, and the dragon carvings are lifelike and imposing, she dared not sit on the side, but the emperor's eyes signaled her to sit, so she sat down honestly.
Fortunately, there is a curtain in front of the dragon seat, made of bamboo, and each piece is slanted downward, which means that from the angle of the emperor, you can see the bottom, but you cannot see the side from the bottom.
Because the dragon seat is high, not a little bit higher, this position is a bit unfriendly to myopia.
Fang Shu couldn't see very clearly, the people underneath were all heads, and no one could recognize anyone.
And as soon as she sat down, she knelt down in unison and said in unison.
"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"
Fang Shu was almost frightened and stood up. She put a hand on her shoulder, and she calmed down.
Before coming, the emperor briefly explained the steps, Fang Shu thought for a while, and said, "Let's get flat."
There is a little lack of confidence, I don't know if other people can hear it.
Maybe she thought her voice was low, or she didn't listen carefully, no one looked up, everyone moved in unison, took the wat board and stood up.
The wat board is a tool used by the ministers when they meet the emperor. It is almost a token, without which they cannot go to court.
This thing is extremely important, usually you don't lose your hands, only put it on the ground when you kneel down, kowtow with your palms up, pick it up immediately when you get up, and hold it in your hands.
Fang Shu didn't pay much attention to this detail, and was too busy looking for familiar figures in the crowd.
I remember that the third-rank officials of the imperial court wore crimson official robes, standing in the front row, it was quite obvious, which made her see the prime minister and Li Zhai.
The prime minister stood at the front alone, not in the same row as other people, which meant that he was under one person and above ten thousand people, and the first row should be other first-rank officials.
Because she saw Li Zhai standing in the second row, she remembered that he was a high-ranking second-rank official, and there was no normal person leaning on the pillar, lazily sleepy, with his eyes closed.
Before he had time to sleep, the prime minister in the front row suddenly moved his position. He didn't know whether it was because he was standing uncomfortable or what. In short, when he moved, the others followed suit. Everyone took a step back. Li Zhai's side Immediately, I couldn't rely on the pillar.
He blinked and looked forward with a confused face, the prime minister in the front row gave him a sneer.
He disturbed people's sleep last night, and he didn't sleep well, so he still has the face to sleep
Let's share joys and sorrows!
Fang Shu's eyes skipped the two of them, and looked elsewhere, trying to find the empress, but she didn't know whether it was because the empress was too low-key, or what was the matter, but she couldn't find it.
The emperor standing next to her suddenly shouted, "If there is something to do, the emperor will retreat!"
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Listening to this meaning, why is it so like chasing people away, say something quickly, and let go of farts quickly
Is it because of her, or is it just like that
Fang Shu looked down, everyone's expressions were calm, without any surprise, it seems that the emperor is like this usually, it's not just for her, she is relieved.
His eyes began to search around again, trying to find the empress, she was thin and thin, so it should be easy to find.
Still did not find the empress, but saw an old man in a crimson official robe walking from the queue.
After waiting in four rows, it was not easy for him to get out, so he pushed the others and said, "Excuse me."
After speaking three times in a row, he stood out from the crowd, held the board high, and said with a low eyebrow, "Your Majesty, all the thirty-seven candidates for this imperial examination have been appointed."
The person who arranged the appointment should be from the Ministry of Officials. The crimson official robe shows that he is a third-rank official. At such an advanced age, he should have become a minister by now.
According to what the emperor taught, Fang Shu said directly to those who didn't know her, "Ai Qing has worked hard."
Usually the emperor would say that it's a hard job for the minister, and she doesn't know anyone, so there's nothing she can do about it, so let's just say that, there's nothing wrong with it.
The old man made a bow and then retreated into the line. When passing by other people, he said a few more words, "excuse me".
In fact, it's quite interesting. It's the first time I go to court, and everything I see is new.
"Your Majesty." Another person came out of the team, "Recently, it has been raining in Nanzhou, flooding the crops, and the harvest is not good. People have problems eating and drinking. This land tax..."
He didn't finish speaking, obviously he wanted to ask the emperor what he meant.
Fang Shu was also looking at the emperor, and the emperor turned to the ministers without changing his face and said, "Send the gift."
The voice was so low that only Fang Shu could hear it.
Fang Shu repeated it, and the person below hurriedly said, "My minister thanked Lord Long for the people of Nanzhou."
After his story was finished, someone else mentioned something else.
What kind of mountain disasters and mudslides flooded several villages, or wild beasts appeared and killed many people, Fang Shu calmed down her curiosity and began to listen carefully to the emperor to solve them one by one.
In the case of mountain disasters and mudslides, people are sent to rescue and deliver supplies, to help them rebuild their houses, etc., and when wild animals appear, they send troops to hunt them.
Making a noise about locusts is simply too simple. Before the emperor could speak, Fang Shu said directly, "Locusts are a delicacy. You can eat them fried, fried, or roasted."
The man below was stunned for a moment, as if he hadn't expected to get such an answer.
Fang Shu looked back at the emperor, what's wrong? Is there something wrong with her answer
Yin Fei didn't speak, just nodded to her.
She is very bold and has ideas. Under normal circumstances, most of them are driven away and burned with fire. However, some places are superstitious and will build a temple for the king of insects, and the magistrates will go to catch them. The plague of locusts is rampant.
After he succeeded to the throne, he strictly ordered this kind of superstition, and changed from building the Temple of the King of Insects to offering rewards for catching and killing locusts. In recent years, there have been fewer locusts. Of course, he never thought that locusts could be eaten.
Since she has an idea, let her say it.
Encouraged, Fang Shu continued, "Locusts are still meat after all. They are much better than tree bark and Guanyin soil. Please ask a few chefs to make dishes to feed the local people. Let's get through this for a while before we talk about it."
Fang Shu looked at the emperor while talking, and if there was something wrong with his face, she would stop talking immediately, but the emperor was very calm and remained as still as a mountain.
Then she is welcome.
"If the local people catch the locusts, we can help them sell them to other cities. We don't take any money we earn, and give it all to the people."
After Fang Shu finished speaking, she looked at the emperor again, but the emperor still showed no expression.
It should mean no opinion, right
"The emperor is wise."
The man at the bottom finally backed away, it seemed that he agreed with her method.
In addition to these things, Xiao Xichuan was also mentioned. It is said that Xiao Xichuan had just been quiet for a while, and then started to make noise again. Someone wanted to invite Zhan to Xiao Xichuan to suppress it. The emperor did not allow it, but said that he had his own plan.
But it seems that there are many people who have opinions on this matter. The warriors support sending troops, and the literati say that reckless people know that fighting, fighting costs money, will cause death and injury, etc. Later, the two parties quarreled, and the emperor directly asked her to retreat, and then signaled her leave.
Fang Shu finally found her when she was leaving. She stood quietly in the corner without interrupting, as if she was picking her nails. The people next to her couldn't quarrel with the people on the other side. After poking her, she raised her head and looked over there.
Standing in the crowd with a height of 1.75 meters or more, there is no pressure at all. If you wear thick-soled shoes, it will be nearly 1.8 meters.
His appearance was still the same, with red lips and white teeth, picturesque eyebrows, and a sickly pale face.
She's definitely not well.
Fang Shu didn't quite understand whether it was a man or a woman. She originally hoped that she was a girl, but her chest was too flat. She was hit by the next door just now, and neither of them responded. It seemed that she was a man. .
The empress is actually a man...
Fang Shu sighed, but still couldn't accept it.
She stayed on the stairs for too long, the emperor felt it, and stepped on her where no one saw her, Fang Shu realized that she had lost her composure, quickly lifted her clothes and continued to walk down, leaving the messy court behind, With the people who were still arguing, they bypassed the screen and returned to the Hall of Mental Cultivation with the emperor.
When sitting in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, I was still a little dazed.
My mind is full of the frowns and smiles of the old lady. How can a good girl become a man
Yin Fei saw her and asked her, "What's wrong?"
He was reviewing the memorial, which was sent by the prime minister this morning. Besides the prime minister, Li Zhai also sent a copy.
Li Zhai was the censor of the capital, and his memorial was given to him directly without going through the prime minister, so he tried his best to impeach the prime minister where the prime minister didn't know.
Said that he was harsh, embarrassing others, etc., knowing the grievances between the two of them, Yin Fei would ignore some insignificant things every time, and directly focus on the important points.
Fang Shu propped her chin with both hands, a little embarrassed, the emperor was holding her body, her shoulder was hurt, the sunflower water hadn't passed yet, she didn't say anything after being so miserable, but she became sentimental, "I'm fine."
Thinking about making some tea for him and helping him, she stood up and went to work.
Yin Fei stared at her bustling back for a while, and after making sure it wasn't a fake, she turned her attention back to the memorial.
I changed my body, my hands are short, and I can't write well.