Crossing Into The Emperor’s Body At Night

Chapter 23: I know it's wrong

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Apparently no one noticed the cry of the old aunt inside the emperor, Fang Shu was still lying down, unable to do anything.

This is the second time this has happened to her today. It's like a machine has malfunctioned, making people worry about whether it will leak oil and explode and so on.

Fang Shu began to worry about the emperor's body, is it really just tired like this

Could it be that he fainted

I remember that half a year ago, he was so weak that he couldn't stand up.

I always feel that he has been a little abnormal these two days. Once it can be said to be a coincidence, but twice or three times is not a coincidence. What hit him

Things didn't work out

During the day, she forgot to inquire about his purpose of appearing on the mountain, so Fang Shu's eyes are darkened now, and she can only try her best to control the emperor's body, but it seems that the signal of the walkie-talkie is not tuned to a channel, and she still can't get in touch.

But she smelled the aroma of wine, can it be enlarged from this detail

I remember that at noon, it starts from a detail and slowly spreads to the whole body, maybe this is a breakthrough.

Fang Shu tried a few more times, but it still didn't work. The smell of wine was obviously not a matter of level with going to the latrine. Going to the latrine had already troubled his body, and the smell of alcohol had no effect on him, so his body couldn't afford it. The spirit connects with her.

Fang Shu feels that the relationship between herself and her body is like that of people standing on both sides of the river. The river is too deep to cross, but two people stretch out their hands at the same time, and they can touch each other. The problem now is that Fang Shu reaches out alone.

The emperor's body ignored her lazily, and she sang a one-man show by herself.

Maybe it was really tired, and the alcohol paralyzed the body after drinking.

I remember that she was clearly conscious yesterday, but because her body drank too much, she couldn't do what she thought in her mind.

For example, she is a conscious body, and she sends a message to the brain, saying, I want to eat strawberries.

Brain: Oh, let me steal strawberries, I want to eat strawberries.

Hand: You eat bullshit strawberries, and it's not yours.

Under this chain reaction, what Fang Shu thinks in her mind and what her body makes are completely different concepts.

The current situation is similar.

She wants to wake up and tells her brain, I want to get up and walk.

Brain: I am exhausted and you still want to walk, there is no door.

So just lie down like this.

I don't know how long to lie down

There was no one, no voice, and the surroundings were so quiet that even the chirping of insects could not be heard.

Suddenly I miss Chang Qing, although his fat body always looks funny, but he is a loyal eunuch, if he is here and finds that she can only lie down, motionless and dead, he will definitely shake her awake, right

After all, the emperor was a light sleeper, and when he came to make rounds in the middle of the night, if the emperor didn't wake up, there must be something weird.

Speaking of which, she used to eat supper every day, and it happened to be at this point, wouldn't Changqing come in to see what happened

Don't you think there is a problem

Suddenly, he felt a little irresponsible, probably because he was afraid of waking up the emperor, right

Or maybe he went to work with the emperor, and now he is very tired, just like the emperor, it is impossible to wake up after lying down.

Calling every day should not be answered, and the earth and the earth are not working, Fang Shu had no choice but to continue to lie down.

I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't, because I didn't know what was wrong.

In fact, it is also good to not be able to contact the body. For example, I don't feel too much pain, but there is still a little bit, which shows that the body has not completely given up on her, and reluctantly granted her some permissions to let her bear the pain together.

Fang Shu sighed in her heart, and thought about it for a while, but she couldn't sleep, so she had to endure and endure, plus she searched for food from all over the world, and thought about her future plans, just like delaying time, until the rooster crowed, and people walked around outside the door go.

Thinking about it, it should be the next day, but she actually spent the whole night thinking about it, staying up from Xu hour until the next morning.

It's not easy.

She wanted to leave a note to the emperor, telling him to cherish life, and there was no chance of staying away from tobacco and alcohol, because she felt sleepy for a while.

Fang Shu knew a long time ago that if she stayed up late with the emperor's body like she is now, no matter how excited she was that night, she would feel sleepy when he was about to wake up. The kind of living, as if fainted.

When I first dressed as him, I felt dissatisfied, and I was a little afraid to return to my body, worried that there would be problems with my body, hiccups and so on.

There is no such worry in the emperor. No one dares to touch the emperor. Her own body is not so lucky. She will die if the empress says anything, so she is very afraid. Rest assured after something happened.

Wearing him now is stressful, Fang Shule's body was taken over by him, she stopped all thoughts very cooperatively, fell asleep quietly, and soon woke up in her own body.

When I touched my own pillow on the bed, I was so moved that I cried, and I finally came back to life!

She didn't know if it was the reason why she stayed up all night last night or what happened. She felt a little tired today, and she felt sleepy just after waking up.

I don't know why, maybe it's too much energy consumption? It's like going from one's own home to someone else's home to play. She is still tired after playing. I hope her body can replenish her body after a day's rest.

Fang Shu yawned, washed, ate, and went to the small kitchen with Hibiscus to carry the ashes after the meal. I had told the cook about this in advance, once a month, the cook was not embarrassed, and gave them the accumulated ashes.

Fang Shu put it in a basket, and carried it into the front yard with Hibiscus one by one, and put plant ash on the flowers in the pots one by one, just spread a thin layer, it was very effective.

Fang Shu was thinking about the fruit trees while she was talking. She looked at the yard, thinking about where to plant fruit trees, and what kind of fruit the empress likes to eat

She seems to like to eat summer melon, that is, cantaloupe. Cantaloupe is a kind of melon and fruit. The seedlings are not very good-looking. The empress may not agree, and it will be scrapped in one year. It is not worth planting. If you want to plant it, you can plant it every year. of fruit trees.

Fang Shu thought of the grapes that climbed the vines. She could build a gazebo frame in the yard for the vines to climb.

In the season, the fruit is full of the whole gazebo, and you can pick it easily. Not only is it convenient for the empress to eat, but they can also enjoy it at ordinary times. Occasionally, they hide two secretly. In the case of a large number, one or two will not be found.

If the vine-climbing grapes can't satisfy the empress, you can also grow vine-climbing melons and cucumbers. After thinking about it, you can guess that the empress does not know how to grow cucumbers, because the appearance is a bit ugly, and other Fang Shu really can't think of it, maybe you can grow some strawberries.

If it doesn't work, you can still grow climbing vine flowers. As long as the trellis is set up, it will be convenient to grow anything in the future.

Speaking of vines, Fang Shu suddenly thought that there were no vines in the empress's yard, which is ridiculous. If there are shrubs, vines, and trees, then she is a qualified flower collector.

The empress is short of Qiao Mu and Fujimoto. The Qiao tree is too big to be transplanted. After all, there is no ceiling machine in this era, and it is unrealistic to rely on people to pull it. I am afraid that even the door will not be able to enter, unless it is repaired into a lollipop.

No way, so many transplants from other places will definitely damage the roots seriously. If it is not done in vain, it will not be able to support it at all. Besides, the empress's yard can't fit arbors, and it can barely squeeze a little Qiao.

Arbors are divided into four grades. Weiqiao is tall and big, the lowest is 30 meters above, big Qiao is below 30 meters and 20 meters above, medium Qiao is 20 meters below, 10 meters above, and small Qiao is 10 meters. It counts between six meters.

It would be nice to have Xiao Qiao in the yard, but it's a pity that the empress came late, this Changchun Palace was not hers, they didn't set it up, and when she came, she confronted the queen mother, who said all day long that the emperor was fighting in the frontier, and they were in the backyard What do you mean by luxury

So the queen was asked to take the lead in saving food and clothing, saving money on food and expenses, so that the queen lived in, the house was not renovated, and her mother's money was used to raise some flowers.

In fact, the most extravagant thing in the whole palace is the Empress Dowager, the empress dowager has at most two helpers in her small kitchen, and the small kitchen she built in the Compassionate Ning Palace is almost comparable to the emperor's imperial dining room.

Every meal is more extravagant than the emperor's. In fact, the emperor's food is not very extravagant. He likes to eat vegetables, vegetables, eggs, etc. How much money can he waste? The most extravagant is the queen mother, who has meat, vegetables and snacks every day.

She is a person who only needs the state officials to set fires, but does not allow the common people to light lamps. The queen has not lost her face under her hands.

I don't know why there are so many problems every day. One day I am picky about this, and tomorrow I am picky about that. The queen has to care about raising a cat. It is really rare for the emperor not to be raised by her.

But to be honest, the empress is not a fuel-efficient lamp. If the empress dowager hadn't suppressed her, she would have let herself go by now.

Fang Shu only found out recently that the mother's father used to be a first-rank minister in charge of the emperor's safety, and some people under his command were later promoted by the emperor to be a first-rank tutor because he was afraid that the old man would be tired. In fact, it is rising and falling.

The Tai Tuo is a civil servant, and still has no right in his hands. The emperor gave him a task, and he added the title of imperial envoy. After the task was completed, he got nothing.

The internal ministers are different. They are in charge of the safety of the palace. It can be said that one is a temporary worker and the other is an iron rice bowl.

As soon as the position of Minister of Internal Affairs was vacated, the emperor immediately placed his own people there.

Since he took office, he has almost changed the people around him, especially the important positions, such as the Minister of the Ministry of Finance who manages money, and the Ministry of Officials who manages people.

It is naturally impossible to leave such an important position of guarding one's own safety to outsiders. He cannot trust the Queen's natal family.

The empress also began to restrain herself at that time. Before her father surrendered, she was also a spoiled and spoiled master, but she was suppressed by the empress dowager and gradually smoothed her temper.

She was five or six years younger, and when her father hadn't come down, no one could touch her.

Some things have a cause and an effect. When Fang Shu knew about it, she had complicated thoughts and didn't know what to say. She used to sympathize with the empress, but now she no longer has that kind of thought.

After Fang Shu finished spreading the ash, she caught a glimpse of the shadow of the empress standing on the attic from the corner of her eye, and the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.

She wanted the empress to plant vines, but of course she couldn't take the initiative to say so, the empress would doubt her purpose and feel uncomfortable.

My garden or yours? You are more active than me

Fang Shu used the method last time again, poking Hibiscus's arm and asking her, "Do you think there is something missing in Empress Empress's garden?"

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Hibiscus looked confused, "What's missing?"

Fang Shu acted and did a full set, holding her chin and 'thinking for a long time', "For example, fruit trees, I remember that when I was a child, there was a rich man in the village. There are flowers all over the place. There is a shelf in his yard, specially used to grow grapes. Grape vines are everywhere, hanging on the shelf, and you can pick it up if you want to eat it. He also raised a lot of strawberries and longan, oh , there are also cherries, and pears and nai trees."

Nai is an apple tree. It was called Nai in ancient times, but it is called differently.

These are all the fruits that she can think of that are now available and can be called famous. Because of the different times, she has eaten very few fruits, and she dare not ask easily for fear of revealing her secrets, so she only knows these types for the time being.

"It would be great if the Queen Empress planted it too." Fang Shu's tone was expectant.

Hibiscus shook her head, "How is it possible? I remember longan, cherry, and pear. They are all big trees. How did you get them in? Even if you get them in, where can you grow them?"

Fang Shu put her hands behind her back, "You don't know that, there is a method of connecting branches, which can shorten the growth period of ten or eight years, and turn a big tree into a small tree, which can still bear fruit."

She gestured, "You can graft nai trees with crabapple rootstocks."

Because both are Rosaceae, so are pear trees, so not only apple trees can be grafted with crabapple rootstocks, but pear trees can also be grafted.

Grafting has many advantages. It can not only shrink it to the height and volume of a crabapple flower, but also allow it to bear fruit in the same year. As long as the empress gets her fruit tree branches, buds are also fine.

The bud point is the position of the leaf. When you pull the leaf apart, you will find a small bud inside, and there is a bud point under a leaf.

If it is just sprouting in the early stage, the bud point will mutate. Many similar pears, such as Crown pears and crisp pears, may have mutated due to weather and geological reasons.

The same seedlings you planted in the north look like this, but mine in the south look like that. This is variation.

So if you want it to grow faster and avoid too much mutation, it is best to choose branches.

As long as the empress can get it, it's not a problem for her to plant it.

"So miraculous?" Mu Jin was enlightened.

Fang Shu shrugged, "Isn't it?"

In fact, it’s like plastic surgery, removing the brittle bones behind the ears at the same source, stuffing them into the nose, and letting it grow back on its own.

Plants have a stronger self-healing ability, which is equivalent to replacing arms and legs.

Hibiscus became interested, "You can teach me when you have time in the future, I want to learn too."

"Okay." Fang Shu is very generous. In fact, the key is not whether to learn or not, but whether she has the patience to continue to do it. Watering, weeding, and moving around every day for a bare commander, Hibiscus can't hold on at all, "You Just don’t run halfway.”

When it was lunch time, the two of them walked, chatted and fought as if they walked around from the courtyard to the porch, and soon disappeared.

The Queen Empress, who had listened to the whole conversation in the attic, raised her lips, "Jin Yu."

"Huh?" Jin Yu responded slowly.

"Do you also feel that there is something missing in the courtyard?"

At noon, Yin Fei said goodbye to the old man and Puyu, walked down the mountain with a bag of seeds in her arms.

The mountain road is complicated, no carriages can be taken, and horses can't get in. After walking down the mountain, there is a carriage to pick up. Yin Fei sat in the carriage, opened the oil paper package, and frowned at the seeds inside.

Can it be planted

He didn't see where the old man's seedlings came from, and he didn't ask. When he planted the seedlings that day, they were just seedlings. There is still a big difference between seedlings and seeds.

He pinched one of them, wondering how such a small seed could grow rice

"Changqing."

Chang Qing hurriedly rode over, "Your Majesty."

"Go and find some masters who are good at growing rice." Now that he agreed, as an emperor, he kept his promise, and naturally he would do what he said.

Chang Qing was stunned for a moment, "Your Majesty, do you really want to grow it yourself?"

To say that he didn't know about it at first, but later he also learned about it from the guards.

The old gentleman made things difficult for His Majesty on purpose and insisted on him planting rice.

The nine-five-year-old emperor went down to the ground, it couldn't be justified, and the queen mother wouldn't allow it. He just wanted to persuade him, but the emperor gave him a sideways look.

Alright, alright, let’s plant it, at worst, I will be scolded by the Queen Mother again.

He is the emperor's man, and the queen mother dare not go too far, otherwise the emperor will only hate her even more.

The queen mother has done things against the emperor's wishes several times, and the emperor has a lot of opinions on her.

Changqing restrained his thoughts, waved his hands, and called for someone to do it.

He is the chief executive who personally serves the emperor, so naturally he doesn't need to do everything himself, otherwise the emperor will have no one to serve him, in fact, there is no shortage of people to serve him, what is lacking is caring people.

He has followed the emperor for more than ten years, and he has a very tacit understanding with the emperor. For example, he knows what the emperor means when he looks at him.

The emperor's eyelashes are drooping, which means he is thinking about something, the emperor squints, that means he is angry, the emperor scowles, that means he is in a bad mood, the emperor twitches the corners of his mouth, the emperor hardly twitches the corners of his mouth, only after winning a battle Will show a gratified smile.

The emperor looked at him just because he thought he had too much to do and meant to warn him. Changqing didn't have the guts to disobey him. In short, when the emperor got on a horse, he stuffed the bench, and when the emperor climbed over the wall, he passed the ladder. He just wanted to be the emperor's loyal little follower.

The little follower didn't eat at noon, he was a bit hungry, but the emperor didn't eat either, he didn't say anything, and didn't stop, Changqing naturally didn't dare to ask him about the meal.

Just like this, he hurried all the way, and arrived at the gate of the palace at dusk. The master he found came faster than them on horseback. He was already waiting at the gate, and entered the palace with the carriage.

The emperor seemed to attach great importance to the matter of growing rice, so he didn't eat dinner, and directly asked people to start work in the courtyard of the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Planting rice is different from other vegetables and flowers. It requires not only soil but also water. Several master craftsmen suggested building a vegetable pond, from one corner to the other, and it would not be a problem to plant a bag of rice.

The emperor listened to the opinion, and while making people build a pond, he began to plant seeds and let them germinate first.

The seed masters have seen it and said that it has been processed, just put it in a wet square towel and wait for it to germinate.

The emperor attaches great importance to promises, and has always done it by himself, even laying the square scarf by himself.

He was amazing, he didn't eat anything from noon to night, and he wasn't hungry, but Changqing was so hungry that he secretly ate some snacks.

Of course, His Majesty was not forgotten, and asked someone to serve a bowl of porridge, but the Emperor did not refuse, and sat in front of the window to process the memorial after drinking, and did not sleep until Haishi.

Fang Shu went to bed very early, so just as he fell asleep, she had already put on him and was awakened by the movement outside.

Fang Shu rubbed her eyes, and was pleasantly surprised to find that she could contact the emperor's body. The emperor didn't drink alcohol or do farm work today, and his body was still aching. His feet were walking too much, which made him a little uncomfortable, but nothing else happened.

It seemed that he was simply tired, as long as he was fine, Fang Shu worried for a long time before going to bed, thinking that his old illness had relapsed, or he was comatose and poisoned.

After all, it is outside, who knows if there is anyone on the mountain who is against him.

Fang Shu looked around, this time it was a familiar scene, and he had already returned to the palace.

After staying in the palace for a long time, I just want to go out. Once I go out, I find that the palace is better. What I do here is free, convenient, and safe. There are guards around, so I feel more at ease.

Fang Shu got up from the bed, touched her stomach, whether it was flat or full, which made her a little puzzled, did she eat it

I don't seem to be hungry, but my belly is a little soft, maybe I haven't eaten

Fang Shu hesitated, but still called Chang Qing to pass on the meal.

Changqing turned around and was about to make arrangements, but suddenly remembered what the emperor had ordered, so he turned around again, feeling embarrassed.

Fang Shu frowned, "What's wrong?"

"Your Majesty, you forgot. Two days ago, you told your servants that you would never pass on meals at night, and you must not have any snacks or fruits."

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"When did I say that?" Fang Shu quickly realized that she had asked a stupid question. It was not her order, but the emperor's order.

What happened to the emperor? Why didn't she pass the meal to her all of a sudden

Don't know if she eats it, he eats it? If she doesn't eat, he will starve, and the left and right have the same body.

Is something wrong? Must be hungry

What has to be hungry

Someone poisoned? Can't resist so many people trying dishes

Chronic poisons have time to be cured, and acute poisons are tested as soon as the poison occurs, so it cannot be the cause of poisoning.

Could it be that he had a relapse of his old illness and got a heart disease again

Heart disease is actually depression. It doesn't look like his state, and depression is both psychological and physical. If he gets it, Fang Shu will get it too.

Many people think that depression is mental, but in fact it is also physical. Some people obviously maintain a large part of optimism, and they are also very happy. Happy, even can't think about it.

So it's not a heart attack.

Fang Shu suddenly thought that when she was angry, she used his body to eat and drink. Could it be that he did the opposite

But you haven't messed with him recently

No, in fact, there are, such as using his body to get drunk, helping him to the latrine, and so on.

Fang Shu wasn't sure which one it was, but she was very good at admitting her mistake.

'I was wrong, not in the future. '

Early the next morning, when Yin Fei received such a note, she finally felt better after being depressed for a few days.

'What's wrong? '

"..."

Sure enough, he was angry with her.

Fang Shu thought about it seriously, and chose a light one to say.

'I shouldn't use your body to get drunk, you drink too much, I can't control my behavior, both of us are at fault, I can't just blame me. '

Yin Fei narrowed her eyes.

He actually used his body to get drunk

"Changqing!"

Chang Qing rushed in quickly, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and thought to himself, who is messing with the emperor again? The emperor looked at the angry stage.

"Your Majesty." He lowered his head and answered honestly, not daring to neglect at all.

"Tell everyone, whoever dares to send a piece of food to the Hall of Mental Cultivation from now on in the evening, I will kill him."