Crossing Into The Emperor’s Body At Night

Chapter 52: This is an illusion

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Not surprisingly, this note was still locked in the box, and another lock was added.

'What’s wrong with you? Haven't spoken for days. '

No matter how stupid Fang Shu was, she realized that there was something wrong with the emperor, although she hadn't found out what the problem was yet.

Could it be that he was dissatisfied with the matter between Black and White and the little fairy? He had already told him everything that needed to be told, and he also knew that the little fairy was getting along with other cats.

There are only two cats in the harem, and he can guess that it was done by black and white, so if he is not satisfied, he should have found a way to get rid of black and white.

I just finished talking last night, and I have been staring at Black and White all day today, for fear that the emperor will be unfavorable to Black and White. After a morning, Black and White is still alive and kicking, so it should not be angry about Black and White, why is that

Is there someone around me, is it convenient to leave a message

It's not right, she is normal at night, and there is no abnormality, so the emperor must be normal too.

So what went wrong

The emperor is really hard to serve, he always let her guess.

'If you don't talk anymore, I won't talk either! '

Don't talk, you can, and so can I.

Fang Shu held her breath and didn't think about him all afternoon, as long as everything was safe and sound.

When it was worn on him at night, he just did eye exercises and yoga step by step. After eating, he lay down and fell asleep.

It really made her touch the note.

Fang Shu regained her spirits immediately, and took it out to read. The emperor's message was very cold and pitifully short.

'say what? '

Tell me, why are you angry when you are alone

Tell me what you think about Black and White and Little Fairy being together.

How do you feel about being a grandfather

You can say anything, it's all on topic.

'Why haven't you spoken for days? What is a person brewing? '

Fang Shu finally asked the most concerned question, what is the emperor holding back these days

He responded, saying that he was not angry, so the question came, why didn't he speak for a few days

'You are rude, obscene, bad words and deeds, I don't want to talk to you. '

Fang Shu: "..."

I was stunned when I got the note. Why is she so rude, obscene, and bad in words and deeds

Didn't you swear

I didn't realize what I said wrong, and I didn't think about it for a long time, so I decided to go out to calm down and take a look at the little fairy.

The little fairy should be pregnant. The cat has a very high chance of being pregnant, 90%, which is almost a sure hit. There are only a few accidents. Fang Shu doesn't think that the little fairy is an exception.

And she found that the little fairy's food intake increased, her sleeping position also changed, the whole cat became lazy, and the pregnant stone hammer didn't run away.

Fang Shu wrote it down, and was going to write a note to the emperor later to remind him to care more about the little fairy recently, and to keep up with nutrition.

With a little time left, I went to have a look at the emperor's rice and found that the growth was not very good. It has been like this since it was planted and has not changed.

Although I have never grown rice before, I know how high its maturity period is, so there shouldn't be any changes.

Is it because of stagnant water

In modern times, rice is also stagnant water, it just grows.

It seems that there is nothing wrong with it, and it seems that there is something wrong. The emperor is like his own small pond. The rice that falls on the ground is a long stream. Of course, the water in the stream is more lively.

There is no problem with the soil, and the sun is also no problem in this place, it will not be too strong, and it will not be under the sun, so the only reason is the water.

If you want the water to be alive, you need to keep some small things in it, such as fish and aquatic plants.

Forget about aquatic plants, they will steal the nutrients of rice, so we can only raise fish and crabs.

Speaking of fish and crabs, Fang Shu remembered that in modern rice farming, fish and crabs are also raised along the way, which can make more money.

Second, the two are complementary. Fish and crabs eat mosquitoes on the surface of the water, and their excrement nourishes rice. Fish and crabs can also burrow into the soil, just like earthworms, which can loosen the soil for rice, a perfect combination.

You can suggest that the emperor raise hairy crabs by the way. Maybe when the rice is ripe, the hairy crabs will also be fat and can be eaten.

In fact, hairy crabs have too little meat, as do river prawns. Only sea prawns have more meat, and sea crabs can be very large.

I remember eating a super big lobster in my previous life. There were a lot of meat thieves, and it was delicious as long as it was cooked and dipped in chili powder.

There are also squid, cuttlefish, abalone, and scallops are all first-class delicacies.

Fang Shu's saliva almost flowed out thinking about it.

In this era, the seawater has not been polluted, it is the clearest, the cleanest fish and shrimp, and the biggest time, it is best to eat seafood.

It's a pity that this place is too far away from the sea, and all the fish, shrimps and crabs transported from the sea have died.

Probably because of this, seafood can only be used as an inferior dish.

It is not unreasonable for delicacies from mountains and seas to rank outside, and seafood to rank behind. People in this era do not know how to handle seafood, and seafood is not fresh when shipped, so seafood is not qualified to be on the emperor's table.

Fang Shu always felt that something was missing, but she couldn't figure out what was missing. Now she understands that seafood is missing.

Be sure to let the emperor get seafood!

It felt as if the whole sea was waving to her, but she kept making requests, so she suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Fang Shu sat quietly for a while, and figured it out, what she eats is what he eats, and the emperor might like these fresh things.

Maybe falling in love with him is also a novel experience for him.

Fang Shu thought about what she was going to say today.

'I'm not rude, I'm not pornographic, I'm not bad, so keep talking to me. '

When I asked the emperor for something, my mind turned very fast, and I quickly figured out why the emperor said that she was rude and violent, and her words and deeds were not good.

Maybe it's because she used a lot of indecent words when talking about little fairies and black and white

In the modern age, separated by a layer of Internet, she is very courageous and dares to say anything. Anyway, no one knows who she is, so I talk about cats with my friends, and contact pet doctors on WeChat. , nor a species, no embarrassment at all.

She is currently in contact with the emperor through WeChat, so she really doesn’t feel it. It’s easy to say, and I guess it scared the emperor, forgetting that people in this era are very conservative, and the emperor is the most.

'By the way, the little fairy must be pregnant, so she must keep up with her food and drink. '

'Then your rice didn't move at all. I guess it's because of the water. Let's raise some crabs in it and see if it can be rescued. '

'Finally, do you like seafood? It's delicious, the meat is very tender and slippery, it's full of juice when you bite into it, it's delicious, do you want to try it? '

Trying to write something delicious, the kind that makes people have an appetite when they hear it. However, I have been away from campus for many years, and I usually use my mobile phone to type. I haven’t used a pen for several years. I can’t remember too many words in my mind. Expressed what she wanted to express.

There must be a lot of typos, don't worry.

Early the next morning, Yin Fei got the note which was many times longer than usual, read it patiently several times, and barely had a general direction in her mind.

First, the little fairy is pregnant, let him take good care of the little fairy.

Second, the matter of rice.

The third should be seafood

A large amount of dry goods that the vassal lord paid tribute to last time popped up in his mind, food that looked like worms when soaked, and it was full of sand after a bite.

'not interested. '

He is really not interested. He is a person who remembers lessons very much. The seafood that the vassal lord paid tribute last time is no less than a lesson to him, so he will never touch it again in the future.

The person who finally found time to take a nap got the note and was completely wilted, not an exaggeration at all.

Seafood is so delicious, why don't you like it

It must be the reason why the chefs here can't cook. Fang Shu continued to talk about the benefits of seafood.

'You must have never eaten authentic iron plate squid tentacle, garlic abalone and scallop vermicelli, boiled crab and lobster dipped in seasoning are also first-class delicacies, it would be a pity not to try it! '

I highly recommend it. Fang Shu liked to eat it in her previous life. The grilled shrimp is also delicious. She remembered it all.

It turned out that it was because I hadn’t touched seafood since I arrived here, even on the emperor’s table. I almost forgot the existence of seafood over time. Fortunately, I came out to look at the rice today, and I thought of crab from rice, and crab from sea crab. Otherwise, you must miss it.

Such a large piece of delicious food, how much more can you eat

The emperor can also open a blessing, and the empress!

The emperor and the empress are the perfect match, she is just a salted fish waiting to die, ready to be single for the rest of her life!

Of course, I don't want to live an ordinary life. With the support of the emperor and queen, I can live a leisurely life.

Yin Fei froze when she woke up and saw the note.

He knew she would eat it, but he didn't expect to eat it more than he thought.

He was not in a hurry to return to her, got up and put on his clothes, and went to pass the meal.

I don't know if it's because she forgot to eat at noon because of the delicious food in her mouth. How anxious is this

Is it really that delicious

It was time for the last time of a month. Fang Shu and Mu Jin went to the back kitchen to carry the ashes. Just as they stepped in, they heard a few cooks chatting together.

"Has Fang Shu fallen out of favor? The empress has ignored her recently."

"Being bullied so badly by those two newcomers, the empress didn't even care about it. It seems that there is a real quarrel."

"She is also amazing, so she can bear it. If I had made a big deal, I would have fought with those two people."

"No way." Fang Shu usually quits when she hears such gossip, or coughs to silence them, or ignores it. Today is the first time she participated, "I'm so young and I don't want to die."

If it really makes a big fuss, it will undoubtedly be bad for both parties. Either she will die or they will die. Maybe everyone involved will die.

How could Xianyu die so early with such a great ideal

Fang Shu left everyone to get the ashes, and thanked a few cooks as she passed by. It's rare that she didn't scold her, she was very happy.

After spreading the plant ash together with Hibiscus, and finishing the afternoon's work, he quickly went to sleep, then put it on the emperor, and got today's note.

'You can do it? '

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Why is there such an illusion