Lu Yu felt his brain froze, and he couldn't understand the words "intimate behavior".
He understands how to gain favorability, isn't it common in those online games? If you have a good relationship with NC, he will release tasks and reward you when you complete them.
but…
What the hell is this intimacy, bastard!
Obviously he is a man, and the special person is also a man.
... Even if you are not a man!
If you were in Huaguo, you would be sued to death for a game panel like yours! Do you know if you are suspected of obscenity!
Although Lu Yuyi was filled with indignation and crazily criticized him for being a broken cheat, but his cheat could not speak, nor was it intelligent, and it was useless to scold him.
Lu Yu was anxious and didn't know what to do.
Seeing him squatting on the ground without moving for a long time, Tai Lie came over and asked in a deep voice, "What's wrong?"
Lu Yu scratched his head, with a constipated expression, "That..."
How to explain this? !
What he explained to Tai Lie at the beginning was that he had the magical ability of a witch to obtain treasures. But no sorceress would say that they had to profit from their own king in order to do it.
He said just now that he wanted to befriend Tai Lie, so he couldn't just turn around and do this to his brother—
and many more!
Lu Yu's body shook, and he suddenly thought of something.
Could it be that his thoughts are too dirty? Misunderstood the meaning of the game panel
Intimacy doesn't have to be "those" behaviors, there can also be intimacy between friends and relatives.
For example, mothers always give their children a hug, girls always go to the bathroom hand in hand, boys always...
Uh, picking birds from each other
Lu Yu set his sights on an unspeakable place in Tai Lie. He didn't know if it was because the Matai people were talented. Under the animal skin skirt, there was a huge bulging bag, which was amazing to look at...
Tai Lie frowned, "What are you looking at?"
Lu Yu came back to his senses fiercely, his old face blushed, his eyes dodged, "No, I didn't see anything."
What the hell is he thinking about, picking out birds or something, and he can't demand primitive people with the three views of modern people. Maybe the Matai people are very conservative.
Tai Lie didn't continue talking about it, but instead said, "If we can't get the treasure, let's go."
His expression was very flat, as if such a lot of work wasted, but there was no gain, and it was not something worth worrying about.
"Wait, don't go!"
Seeing him like this, Lu Yu became even more anxious.
Something must be obtained.
Think about it, think about it, what kind of intimacy is common among boys, that is universal in history...
His eyes rolled around, and he accidentally glanced at the wound on Tai Lie's body, and his eyes lit up.
Have!
Don't boys love to go to the bathhouse together? Isn't it very intimate to rub each other's backs!
He can use the excuse of scrubbing Tai Lie's wound to help him wipe his back!
Too witty isn't it!
Lu Yu stood up abruptly, coughed, and straightened his expression, looking worried, "Wang, you have too many injuries on your body, and we don't have any pills now, let me wash you with water first."
In fact, there is a big red medicine, the she-wolf dropped it, but he doesn't pick it up!
There was an inexplicable flash in Tai Lie's eyes, "Here?"
"Yeah." Without waiting for him to refuse, Lu Yu took out clear water in a bamboo tube from the ring, and soft plant leaves used to scrub his body, and ran behind him.
"Wang, it will be ready soon, and I will deal with it briefly."
Lu Yu dipped the leaves in water, and first wiped the blood from the wound on his back. When wiping, his hands always touched his body inadvertently.
The young man's fingers were washed white, his fingertips were soft, neither hot nor cold, just the right temperature.
Conscientiously and carefully moved gently on the man's back.
Tai Lie's back tensed violently.
His expression gradually became serious, with a faint hint of confusion.
Why, this simple touch of the person behind him made him numb all over his body like he had been poisoned by a snake, making him unable to move
Besides, shouldn't he make a sound to stop it, but why can't he speak for no reason...
Seeing that Tai Lie didn't speak, Lu Yu felt relieved, and quietly rubbed a plant leaf on his back.
A hollow purple slender bar suddenly jumped on the panel, which marked, [favorability progress bar]
Lu Yu was overjoyed, it was useful!
He began to bury his head in washing and brushing vigorously. In order to catch up with the progress, he took out another leaf from the ring and bowed his hands left and right.
…
In Calabash Valley, because they had prepared well and the Matai people were full of momentum, the battle situation was not bad. Some people were injured, but the injuries were not serious.
Xia Cao observed the situation, and shouted at Shanpu, "Shanpu, go and see how the king is doing! If the king is still fighting, help him there, if it's over, come back and tell us soon !"
"Okay!" Shan Pu responded loudly.
After finishing speaking, he withdrew, nimbly and nimbly crossed the chaotic battlefield, and ran towards the thin neck.
After getting out of the battle that was too tense to be distracted, he remembered the king who was still on the other side.
How is the king now
Will it hurt? It must be injured... The wolf king is so powerful, although the king is even more powerful, but the wolf king must have helpers, and the king doesn't know if he can defeat it...
Shan Pu was thinking anxiously while running.
Gradually running closer, and vaguely seeing a figure of a person, Shan Pu felt that something was wrong...
His footsteps gradually slowed down, and he looked over there in a daze.
At this time, the moon and stars are sparse, and the evening wind is warm.
In the narrow corridor, the soft moonlight shrouded the two people standing in the center, looking peaceful and graceful.
Shan Pu was at a loss.
An Ning is quite peaceful, not even a wolf howl. But... what the hell are Wang and Wu doing
Why, Wu stood behind the king and gave him...
Scratch your back
Shan Pu stepped forward hesitantly, "My lord, you shamans..."
Tai Lie's body froze, and Lu Yu didn't hear Shan Pu's shout because he was addicted to swiping the progress bar.
But soon, under his steady gaze, the progress bar was finally full.
Lu Yu let out a long breath of relief.
As if sensing something, he turned his head and smiled subconsciously, "Shanpu, you're here."
Shan Pu nodded and asked in confusion, "Wu, what were you doing just now?"
Lu Yu's heart trembled, his hands stopped, and he smiled dryly, "Ah, I was treating Wang's wound just now, look." He crumpled his hands into a ball of leaves and handed them to Shan Pu to see, and then he lowered his head to see Time, quickly retracted into the ring.
"By the way, the king has already dealt with the wolf king. Go back and tell everyone to retreat quickly." Lu Yu said seriously.
Shanpu was overjoyed, and put the incident to the back of his mind, said hello, and turned around to inform the clansmen.
Only two people remained silent.
After the enthusiasm and enthusiasm passed, Lu Yu realized how abrupt his excuse to help the wound was, and how nervous his back rubbing was.
Fortunately, Tai Lie didn't stop him, but silently let him play tricks behind his back.
It is the wise and mighty King Matai.
"My lord, I'm going to get the treasure." Lu Yu stopped wasting time and hurried to the treasure chest.
This time the treasure chest was finally opened successfully.
A quaint scroll lay quietly inside.
Lu Yu stretched out his hand.
The scroll suddenly disappeared.
He was startled, thinking that something went wrong again, but fortunately, a few lines of words jumped out on the game panel at this time.
[The panel has been upgraded, you can view new features]
[Little Red Medicine Manufacturing Blueprint 1]
[Included in the game panel]
Lu Yu looked at the words [Little Red Medicine] in the corner of the panel and breathed a sigh of relief.
Also, the panel has been upgraded with new functions. He really wants to open it immediately, but now is not the time.
Lu Yu stood up, "My lord, we got the things, let's go quickly, the wolves will be back soon."
Tyre nodded.
…
In the cave of the Matai people.
Except for Lu Yu and the little Matai who was hiding, everyone else had more or less injuries.
But the little red medicine was gone, and there were only a few big red medicines dropped by the she-wolf. Lu Yu distributed the big red medicine to the severely injured Matai people, and then sat down to study the manufacture of the little red medicine and the new functions of the panel.
He opened the panel, stared at the logo of Little Red Medicine for two seconds, and suddenly new content appeared on the panel.
[Collect wild beast meat to exchange for little red medicine]
[The conversion ratio is 1 (jin): 1 (piece)]
Lu Yu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this request. He was afraid of using some plants to make the little red medicine. The Matai people couldn't go to collect it every day. Now it's too convenient to exchange it with wild animal meat. Anyway, they have to go out every day. hunt.
After reading this, Lu Yu looked at the logo of the new function again.
What appeared on the panel this time was red and bold words.
[Home Function Enabled]
[Collect the following materials, which can be exchanged for Primary Village 1]
[Wood 0200]
[Stone 0100]
[Soil block (wet) 0100]
[Note: The primary village can accommodate 100 people]
Lu Yu:! ! !
Awesome, my board.
The author has something to say: I am about to move from the cave!
Hey. . . By the way, I also want to write some short jokes for everyone to read like other authors, but I didn’t expect anything interesting
It's the author with poor imagination
It's too late today, there will be another update