Cthulhu Gonfalon

Chapter 156

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What is the happiest thing in the world

Of course it’s the enemy who bullied you!

Sui Xiong doesn't have many enemies because he adheres to the principle that hatred cannot last overnight, and any conflicts are resolved immediately. Among his enemies, the only one who is still alive and kicking is the Night Stalker who was slowly recovering in the ruins of his palace after receiving a "Tathagata Palm" from him.

Now that he has recovered some strength, it is not impossible to run and completely destroy this half-dead spirit, but he has decided to leave this guy to Satan to destroy himself, so he allows this guy to live until now.

It's just... Even if you don't kill it, you can toss it for a while, so that's okay.

With Glatt by his side, the Shadow Demon Lord's life must be very fulfilling, perhaps so fulfilling that he even forgets to recuperate from his injuries.

Ah, that kind of life is so suitable for it!

"Grate, I'm a good friend, and I've found a good audience for you..." Sui Xiong hummed a tune and happily started working on the construction site.

Because he was in a good mood, his work efficiency improved significantly. When spring returned to the earth, the thick ice and snow began to melt, and the first phase of the new playground project was basically completed.

Because the lesson learned last time was too painful, he adopted a segmented construction method this time. The entire project was divided into three phases. The scale was greatly increased, but the total workload of the first phase was reduced.

This first phase of the project is mainly composed of relatively mild and non-stimulating projects. The purpose is to allow tourists to relax and have fun - the underground maze exploration is exciting enough, and there is indeed no need for more exciting projects.

This time, everyone praised the new playground.

Snowflake and Steele both fell in love with hot springs. Snowflake felt that soaking in the warm water with the smell of sulfur made her feel like she was back with her mother. Steele thought that it was good for the skin and could enhance her charm.

Wall was very interested in the library that contained many strange stories. He spent several days in it. Finally, he came out very depressed and asked: "Why are there only half of the many good stories in it?"

Of course, Sui Xiong couldn't say that he did it on purpose. He came up with an idea as soon as his eyes rolled, and explained: "In some distant country, there was a bard who used the famous story of the foolish king to tease people as his pen name. He once said 'The best work is one that has no ending, so that the reader will always be concerned about it'. I think he makes a lot of sense."

Wall was silent for a moment and asked, "Did that guy get hacked to death later?"

"As far as I know, there doesn't seem to be one."

"That country is so peaceful." Wall sighed deeply, "If I meet him, I will tie him up, force him to finish all his works, and then chop him to death!"

"This is unlikely." Sui Xiong said with a smile, "I think he will die of old age before he finishes writing. Unlike you, he can live for many, many years."

"... Life is really helpless!" Wall sighed, "I believe that when he dies, he will be blocked by readers in the underworld. If he doesn't finish the novel, there will be no way to heaven or hell! "

Orian and Palin also like reading books, but Orian is very busy with work and was unable to come to visit this time. Palin was completely fascinated by the novels and couldn't shout out.

The big guy Gerald's hobbies are unique. He actually likes those children's entertainment projects, such as bumper cars, bumper boats, carousels, slides, seesaws... In order to play, he even went out of his way to play. He asked Sui Xiong to help him cast a spell and turned into a child. He had a great time playing with Xiao Nisi, who was really a child.

"Does this mean that he is actually still a child in essence?" Sui Xiong couldn't help but mutter to himself as he looked at the bald boy who was yelling and playing in various children's projects.

"Maybe, humans are weird."

"Aren't you going to have some fun? You're quite young."

Shuang curled her lips seriously and expressed her disdain: "I am a proud dragon! Don't think of me as that kind of fool who can't grow up!"

"But your sister is just lying on the pile of gold coins talking in her sleep... I don't see how 'proud' she is..."

"That's why she's stupid!"

But the proud young dragon couldn't maintain his pride for long. When Sui Xiong's specially made incarnation, the fat chef in white clothes, began to grill meat, he finally couldn't bear the smell and moved closer.

After eating a skewer, he immediately occupied the place closest to the barbecue grill, staring intently at the meat skewers that were sizzling on the flames and emitting a wonderful aroma, and refused to leave.

"I want two hundred skewers!" he declared. "Whoever dares to cause trouble before I finish eating, I will bite him to death! Roast them all!"

Liv originally wanted to go over and eat two skewers, but seeing his red eyes and ferocious look, she had no choice but to leave with regret.

But not long after, she settled in a small dessert shop, happily swiping all kinds of high-calorie desserts into her stomach.

"Eating too much of these things will make you fat." Sui Xiong warned her seriously, "If you don't want to turn into a super fat pig that can only roll around like a ball, you can't eat like this!"

Liv was startled, but quickly found a solution to the problem.

"It doesn't matter. I'll just cut off the fat on my body when the time comes." She said, "Just ask Steele to help treat the wound. There won't even be a scar."

… Is this a magical version of liposuction surgery

Sui Xiong was speechless. He didn't expect that Liv's mind was spinning so fast under the influence of sweets!

Liv's mother was much more reserved than her. She just tasted some of the desserts, smiled and said "it's really interesting", and then went to the children's play area - Little Nice was already worrying enough, plus that Gerald's thoughts were as straight as a spear. With these two people together, no mother could feel at ease eating far away.

"Haha! Interesting! Interesting! So interesting!" Satan held a spring gun in each hand and fired bang bang bang at the group of penguin dolls, making them stagger and laugh. It is filled with the joy of stress relief.

Sui Xiong looked at him with some confusion, wondering what was so exciting about "shooting penguins with a spring gun"

So he silently wrote down: Satan seems to go crazy when he touches a gun. If he develops firearms in the future, he must not give them to him.

He looked around and found that he didn't see Rhodes and Lei. After searching, he found the two of them sitting in the planetarium, drinking wine among the vast man-made starry sky.

"This feeling is really amazing!" Rod said, "It makes me feel like my whole life has been sublimated!"

"Yes, only gods can make such magical things!" Lei Ye admired sincerely, "I never thought that mortals would have the opportunity to witness such beautiful scenery, let alone drink in such an environment..."

"With such a wonderful scenery to accompany the meal, even the wine feels more mellow." Rhodes exclaimed, "What a great wine!"

"Well, it feels better than the wine I drank in the palace."

Sui Xiong secretly smiled and left - the wine was specially made by him, adding fruit juice to distilled wine. Compared with the wine in this world, the taste is more mellow and delicious.

The only drawback is that it's a little easy to get drunk.

So not long after, the church's chief priest and foreign minister became two drunk cats sleeping soundly, and were carried out on one shoulder by Qiao Xiu, who was still a temporary worker.

"Qiao Xiu, what do you think of the scenery here?" Sui Xiong asked with a smile to this big barbarian who was the only one who did not enjoy the entertainment and was seriously waiting for the mission.

"It's very interesting." Qiao Xiu said, "I can foresee that many people will come to play."

"Yes... there will definitely be many, many tourists!" Sui Xiong waved his tentacles and announced loudly, "My goal is one hundred thousand tourists!"

Qiao Xiu was shocked. He thought about the number carefully and couldn't help but marvel.

"This can't be possible...it's too much!" he said.

"This is an ideal!" Sui Xiong said sternly, "If you don't have ideals as a human being, what's the difference between being a salted fish!"

Qiao Xiu was shocked again. He thought about this sentence carefully and his eyes gradually brightened.

"You are right! You must have ideals as a human being!"

Sui Xiong nodded: "Yes! You must have ideals to be a human being!"

"Then, my ideal is to find a group of good women as soon as possible, give birth to three hundred children with me, and rebuild my tribe!"

"Three hundred children?" Sui Xiong was stunned, "Isn't it a little too much?"

"Not much at all!" Qiao Xiu said loudly, "I have consulted specialized scholars. The scholars said that in order for a tribe to continue and develop stably, the minimum required is three hundred people! Considering that there may be various unexpected deaths, In such a situation, perhaps four hundred to five hundred children would be enough!"

"Ouch!" Sui Xiong looked at his high-spirited appearance and couldn't help but feel like he was standing tall.

This ideal is simply too majestic! It's as majestic as Mount Everest!

"So how is your ideal being realized so far?" he asked.

"I haven't found a woman willing to accompany me to have so many children yet." Qiao Xiu sighed, "But I will continue to work hard!"

"To be honest... I find it a bit difficult."

"Yes, so I have to work harder!" Qiao Xiu said, "For example, to enter the legendary realm as soon as possible... As long as I become a legendary powerhouse, I can have a longer lifespan, and of course I can breed more offspring. …”

"This is the first time I have seen someone who aims to breed more offspring and is trying to enter the realm of legend..."

"This is my ideal!" Qiao Xiu said with a smile, "As you said, people without ideals are no different from salted fish!"

Sui Xiong was dumbfounded, not expecting Qiao Xiu to use these words to refute him.

He thought for a long time, and finally patted Qiao Xiu's shoulder gently with his tentacles.

"We all have to work hard!"

A month later, the amusement park officially started operations.