The playground's first customer was not a mortal, but a deity.
"It looks pretty good." Weyer went to the dessert shop to get a dessert, and then ran to the beverage shop to get a fruit wine. He drank the fruit wine with the dessert and praised it while eating. New ideas! These are things I haven’t seen before!”
Sui Xiong was floating next to him, accompanying Him on the tour. Hearing his praise, he couldn't help but laugh: "Please call me 'Oscar the Creative One'!"
As he spoke, he held his head high and assumed an arrogant posture.
However, he forgot one thing - the body of a jellyfish is almost a semicircle. No matter how high it stands, it is actually the same.
"This barbecue is not bad." After a while, they came to the barbecue stall. Weiye ate two skewers with great interest and praised him, "Although his skills are worse than those of the chefs, no one can compare to this novelty. Compare!"
Sui Xiong was very proud. As a member of a country of gourmet food, he also had considerable knowledge in cooking. With the help of divine power, the spices that have been passed down as secrets by various chef schools on the earth have been reproduced, and various flavored foods have naturally emerged.
All the food and beverages in this amusement park are of earth style, from a glass of water at a roadside stall to the signature dishes in a restaurant, nothing is of this world style.
Not only that, the various facilities in this amusement park are also completely earth-style. Every plant and tree is carefully crafted by Sui Xiong. Although the power system is completely different, the appearance and user experience are no different from the amusement parks on earth.
If I have to find a difference, it would be that the workers in the amusement park are completely different from those on earth.
There may be giants, orcs, elves, and dwarves in the playground of the earth... but they will definitely not be the real ones.
However, in this amusement park, the giants who guard the gate are real, the half-orcs who patrol are real, the elves and half-elves who serve as waiters are real, the few dwarves who work as porters are real, and several shops The dwarf chef is real, even the giant dragon lying lazily in the corner, breathing fire into the sky from time to time is real - oh, no, this is fake.
"Is it really okay to put a giant dragon in the playground?" Weyer asked worriedly, pointing to the fire dragon lying next to the rockery and taking a nap.
"It should be fine, it's not a real dragon." Sui Xiong leaned over and shouted at the half-asleep red dragon, "Fafnir, are you okay?"
The hill-like red dragon raised its head, looked at him with a pair of charming peach blossom eyes, and shook its head: "It's not very good. This suit is a bit uncomfortable to wear. Now I regret signing a ten-year contract with you." contract."
"Anyway, you have nothing to do. You can make money by lying here doing nothing. What's wrong with that?" Sui Xiong said with a smile, "And you don't have to wear this suit all day long. You can just wait until get off work. Take it off."
The dragon lowered his head listlessly and buried his head in his paws.
"If I had known it would be so boring, I wouldn't have come..." Its voice came out from under its paws angrily, "Damn bard, what else are you talking about? Your Majesty said, it will be the most interesting playground in the world. Attracting the richest group of people in the world, of course, there will be the best hotels, the best casinos, the best brothels in the world... 'In the end, he tricked me into working! He is also a believer in the God of Joy, he I’m actually happy, but you tricked me!”
Weiye was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing, used his divine power to investigate, and couldn't help laughing.
It turns out that the person pretending to be a dragon wearing an artificial dragon skin coat is a legendary creature named Fafnir. It has a nickname called "The Free and Easy Big Strange Bird". Although it is a huge strange bird, it is passionate about Yu transformed into a human form and went to various prosperous cities to gamble and go whoring. He would always drop a box of gold coins, eat, drink and have fun for a few days before leaving. The most famous deed is that he once went to a famous brothel to "book the floor" more than once. He ate, drank and worked for days and nights until the prostitutes couldn't get out of bed.
As a world-renowned "big player", it suffered a big loss this time.
The bard is the high priest of Veyer, and he once learned from Veyer that His Majesty the Mask of the Void is building the world's premier amusement park in the Ash Forest. So when I was chatting with Fafnir in a tavern, I mentioned this matter.
Everyone was very drunk at that time, and they didn't know what they were bragging about. In short, Fafnir was full of interest in this amusement park.
It has always boasted that it is the most playful person in the continent - oh, the most playful bird. I heard that there is such a good place, how could I not try it? So regardless of the hard work, he flew thousands of miles to the Ash Forest to see if the amusement park was really that interesting.
Unfortunately, when it came here, the amusement park had not yet been completed, and the so-called "best hotels, best casinos, and best brothels" certainly did not exist at all.
Fafnir, who felt that he had been deceived, suddenly turned into anger and wanted to make a scene. As a result, it was suppressed by Sui Xiong with an iron fist. After some warm and friendly negotiations, it finally became an employee of the amusement park. Its usual job content was to put on the red dragon coat specially made by Sui Xiong and disguise itself as a ferocious dragon. The red dragon allows visitors to take a look and touch it, and from time to time they are responsible for roaring twice or breathing fire to create an atmosphere.
"You are so good at fakery!" Weyer couldn't help but admire, "You actually let a legendary creature pretend to be a red dragon, and the dragon skin is made exactly like the real thing! I was fooled at the beginning!"
Sui Xiong laughed and was very proud.
The ability to deceive the gods through forgery is truly extraordinary. He thought that if he could travel back to Earth, he would be able to support his family just by selling counterfeit mobile phones and pirated CDs based on his counterfeiting skills.
... No, as a cultural person, he can learn from Mr. Zhang Daqian. Mr. Zhang was a master forger in his youth, specializing in forging various ancient paintings, and also liked to hide his name in the paintings as proof.
But no one expected that the value of the paintings he later forged was no less valuable than the originals. In some cases, the fakes were even better than the genuine ones.
Sui Xiong felt that his ability to forge could reach this level.
"To be honest, it's no big deal that you can build such a magnificent amusement park; it's not that unusual that you can find so many weird recipes; what really surprises me is that you can actually come up with such a There are so many wonderful people." After the tour, Weyer sat on the observation deck of the highest restaurant in the amusement park, looked around at the surrounding scenery, and said with a smile, "The most amazing thing is that these people with different personalities are all If you are willing to listen to you, even the unruly legendary creatures are actually working here honestly."
At the gate of the amusement park, Gerald was holding a giant ax and acting as a guard, showing an honest smile to the children passing by; in the management office, Xue Hua was angrily scolding a stupid half-orc, wondering what happened to that guy. She was angry; in the library, Wall was sweeping the floor slowly with a broom, his expression as calm as ever; next to the fire dragon rockery in the corner, Fafnir, wearing a fire dragon coat, was still mumbling and complaining about himself of bad luck.
His spiritual thoughts continued to expand, and he soon saw Steele who was guarding the entrance to the underground maze, persuading curious visitors to go away; and then he saw Akane sitting in the medical room, compiling a mushroom illustration. …
"It's nothing, it's just an ordinary playground." Sui Xiong said.
"This amusement park is anything but ordinary!" Weyer smiled meaningfully.
When he said goodbye, he promised Sui Xiong that he would let the bards who believed in him spread the story about this amusement park and help Sui Xiong attract tourists.
However... more than a month later, there are still very few visitors to the amusement park.
"Why is this happening?" Sui Xiong looked at the deficit report handed to him by Xue Hua and wondered, "Isn't this amusement park interesting?"
"It's interesting," Snowflake said, "but it's too far away."
"Far? Good wine is not afraid of deep alleys! What's the point of being far away! The Secret Magic Tower Federation is so far away, and there are still many people running to learn magic!"
"Learning magic is necessary, but playing in the amusement park is not."
Sui Xiong was speechless, sighed, then looked at the dazzling word "loss" and muttered: "Obviously all the materials are self-produced, why are there losses? Even if only one person comes, it is a net profit..."
"Do you think that if you bring such a large group of people here, you don't need to pay them wages?" Xuehua said coldly, "Even your devout believers have no reason to work for you for free!"
Sui Xiong was speechless again. He gritted his teeth and looked at the wooden board with various expenses written on it. His eyes were fixed on the two characters "loss" specially marked by Xuehua. His sharp eyes were like two sharp swords. Two deep grooves were carved out.
However, this does not change the problem, the loss is still a loss.
"We have to find a way to attract more tourists!" he said.
But what to do
After some thinking, he decided to build a portal to the amusement park in the capital of each major country.
"Hey! The cost is too high!" Even the calm giant dragon, Snow Flower, was startled by his crazy idea, "Do you know how many precious materials are needed to build a fixed teleportation gate?"
"Nothing, I'll pay for it myself!"
"But teleportation also costs money!"
Sui Xiong laughed three times: "You don't understand this! This amusement park of mine is meant for high-end customers. How can people who can afford dungeon exploration care about a mere teleportation fee?"
"I will also add more high-end projects, such as arranging a group of moon elf waiters specifically for the rich bosses, and the little girls will all wear high-slit cheongsam and wear a hat on their heads. Rabbit ears, everyone bows when meeting everyone; the ground must also be covered with a red carpet, from the portal to the entrance of the dungeon; along the way, it must be renovated to improve the grade and taste... Guess, after doing this, I How much are you going to charge them?”
"One hundred gold coins per team?"
"Three hundred gold coins, each person!"
"Three hundred gold coins per person... is too much!"
"That's why you don't understand! If you are willing to spend a lot of money to teleport here, of course you are willing to spend a lot of money to play! Look at the guy lying on the ground holding the fire dragon. He came here carrying a box of gold coins..."
No matter how much Xue Hua questioned, Sui Xiong, who was so angry that he lost his mind, completely ignored him. He waved his tentacles and made this crazy decision.