Cthulhu Gonfalon

Chapter 82

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According to the old tree elf's plan, the god's subordinates are so weird, and he himself is probably a humorous and playful character. As long as he gives a little advice, he will probably just say: "You want children? I will sow the seeds." A few!” and then went into battle in person.

In this way, the clan can obtain several children with the blood of gods. With these sons of gods, it will be much easier to deal with His Majesty in the future. It can be said that it kills two birds with one stone.

But the old man never expected that although this god was a jellyfish, his style was quite decent. He did not expect that aspect at all. Instead, he became furious and punished the god severely, and even asked him to come to him. The God of Punishment - Looking at this posture, even if he doesn't take action, he is afraid that he will destroy the flowers and clean up the family.

This is not the result he wants!

He now regrets his decision to "ask for an explanation". It was obviously not a big deal, so why did it end up like this!

well! Your Majesty the Jellyfish, why don’t you play your cards according to the rules

Sui Xiong was angry, Steele was twitching, and the old man was meditating. Only Lei had nothing to do and watched with cold eyes - so he saw the key to the problem.

In fact, for the tree elves, this matter is not a big deal. It is nothing more than everyone having a great time on the ground, and it is nothing more than a group of people being taken care of by Silk. Anyway, even if there is no Silk Till, they do this occasionally, so at most they lose some face, that's all.

As for His Majesty the Mask of the Void, even though he is furious at the moment, this jellyfish god is a typical ruthless person. As long as he doesn't kill him on the spot, there is always a way to remedy it.

The only problem is probably Steele herself. What she did this time may have completely angered His Majesty. Even if you can escape the immediate disaster, you will definitely not end well in the future.

However, Ray didn't like Steele in the first place. Especially this time, she was simply outrageous!

He doesn't care whether such a thing is dead or alive!

After careful consideration based on various conditions, he finally came up with a solution.

"Your Majesty, you went out to negotiate with the dragon. What was the result?" he asked.

In fact, he was asking questions knowingly. With the character of His Majesty the Mask of the Void, what could be the outcome if he encounters an evil dragon that burns down villages and devours civilians

It's just a matter of beating him to death or cutting him into pieces. If he's lucky, maybe he can have a whole body of that guy.

"It went very well. I have killed Uthes Creed, and the elves have been rescued. They are heading towards a nearby village." Sui Xiong answered casually.

Before Lei could answer, the old man was already shaken and couldn't help but ask: "Users Kreid? The brutal Incinerator? It is indeed him!"

"Well, that's that guy. It's really bad!" Sui Xiong said, "I also know some giant dragons, but I've never seen one as bad as it!"

"You destroyed it and rescued our tribe?" the old man asked.

Sui Xiong nodded: "Yes, didn't I just say that?"

The old man took a deep breath and lowered his head. This time he was sincere and not just out of politeness.

"I apologize to you! You are running to save our people and fighting the terrifying dragon for this reason, but we are holding on to your envoy for this trivial matter - please forgive our shallowness! The tree elves must There is no one who can repay kindness with hatred!"

The tree elves were satisfied and stopped pursuing the matter, and Sui Xiong's raging anger finally subsided a little.

Lei smiled slightly, indicating that everything was as expected.

The tree elves just wanted to find an excuse to go down the stairs. Your Majesty killed the evil dragon, avenged them, and saved their tribe. This great kindness was not enough to offset the unreasonable loss of Steele. That little thing about the conference

It's just that His Majesty himself couldn't think of it... Haha, He is a jellyfish after all...

After settling the matter, the old man said goodbye and left. After a while, the villagers and adventurers who had recovered their strength also left.

The problem on the other side has also come to need to be solved.

"Steele, what do you think we should do about this?"

Steele, who had already changed into adventurer clothes, knelt on the ground uneasily. Sui Xiong and Lei Yi sat on the left and right, assuming a judgment posture.

On the wall of the guest room, Sui Xiong also used magic to write two lines of words.

One line is "If you confess, you should be lenient and if you resist being strict," the other line is "You should avoid past mistakes and avoid future ones, treat illnesses and save lives."

Steele was ashamed, very ashamed.

What should I do as a subordinate? Those who are strong should naturally charge into battle, go through fire and water, and strive for benefits for their boss; those who are weak should also drive and carry bags, serve tea and water, and serve the boss comfortably; even if they can't do anything, at least they can always look at them with admiration. Boss, let the boss feel comfortable.

However, she caused trouble for her boss, huge trouble!

"I said Steele, why didn't I see that you were so capable before?" Sui Xiong rarely lay on top of Lei's head. Instead, he found a table and sat on it, looking at the dejected man fiercely. The uneasy Steel said in a sinister manner, "You actually brought down an entire village... You are so 'competent'! I'm not kidding, I've never heard of someone as 'competent' as you." Yes!"

Steele smiled dryly and didn't dare to talk.

She is not stupid. The deep dissatisfaction in her boss's tone can be heard with your nose. Talk now? Want to be beaten

"I used my divine power to leave you with protection, so you can use it to protect yourself, not for you to play in the Uncovered Conference!"

Steele's head dropped lower.

"The tree elves don't argue with you about this matter. That's because they are kind!" Sui Xiong said sadly, "I am a god and bully others with power. Do you think this is glorious! That old man is already so old. , the wrinkles on his face can kill mosquitoes, and when he opens his mouth, he says, 'I'm old and I'm going to die'... Do you think I would feel honored to bully such an old man!"

Steele tried very hard to shrink her head into her neck, not daring to say anything.

"Alas! I feel ashamed just thinking about it! But what can I do? Who told me that I am incapable of teaching and controlling! Who told me that I am usually too tolerant to you and let you become lawless when you get the chance!"

Steele opened her mouth and wanted to defend herself, but after thinking about it, she still didn't say anything and just bowed her head to accept the punishment.

Sui Xiong gave a long and heartbreaking speech, from "respecting oneself to others" to "loving all but not attacking", from "the endowment of human rights" to the "socialist concept of honor and disgrace", especially emphasizing "taking pride in hard work and being ashamed of indolence; "Be proud of hard work and be ashamed of arrogance and luxury"...

On and on and on and on and on.

After saying this, white fish belly appeared in the eastern sky, but it started from afternoon to evening, and from night to morning.

At some point, Lei had already fallen asleep on the table. Only Steele, who had made a mistake, did not dare to doze off. She forced her eyes that were already spinning in circles, but she kept getting confused.

"What kind of attitude do you have!" Sui Xiong was furious. He slammed his tentacles on the table and shouted loudly, "You are confronting the judge!"

Steele was so frightened that she was about to defend herself, but Lei, who was woken up, spoke in a daze: "Fighting the judge? Forget it by hanging."

"Ah?! Hanging?!" Steele was really frightened now. She couldn't care less about pretending to be honest anymore and jumped up directly. "Why did it suddenly become hanging!"

Sui Xiong was also stunned and asked in confusion: "Is it necessary to hang someone so seriously?"

Lei was fully awake at this moment. He touched his nose, coughed twice, bought a little time, organized the words in his mind, then put on a serious face, and said seriously: "First we must determine one thing. Convictions and punishments must be based on the law."

Sui Xiong and Steele nodded together.

"And in the law, a very important one is to 'maintain the sanctity of the law and the authority of the court,' right?"

Steele nodded, Sui Xiong thought about it carefully and nodded.

"So, resisting the court and not cooperating with the trial are serious crimes that should be severely punished?"

Steele's face turned pale, but she still nodded; Sui Xiong thought very seriously for a while and nodded hesitantly.

"In that case, what's wrong with hanging?"

Steele frowned and looked at Sui Xiong pitifully; Sui Xiong thought and thought and thought, grinning at the thought, and finally squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Isn't this legal system a little too simple and crude?"

As soon as he said this, he had an inspiration: "To maintain the authority of the court, it is not necessary to impose heavy penalties. Even if you want to punish the behavior of resisting the court, it does not necessarily have to be hanging - the existence of the law is to maintain order. , and a correct order should guide people to be positive, rather than blindly shouting to fight and kill!"

Lei nodded secretly when he heard this, feeling deep admiration in his heart. He secretly applauded His Majesty the Mask of the Void for his views, but there was just a slight smile on his face: "The lord has the right to punish and pardon, and the gods certainly have more rights. How to deal with it, you Just say it.”

Sui Xiong couldn't help but frowned again, and secretly decided that when his holy land was completed, the laws must be drafted by himself, and he must not follow the conventions of this world.

The legal system in this world is really problematic!

By the way... Justice and law seem to be governed by the same god. It seems that it is indeed necessary to have a good talk with Him!

He thought for a while, secretly wrote down this idea, and then glanced majestically at Steele, who was waiting for the verdict tremblingly. Looking at the trembling appearance of the strange flower, he couldn't help but feel as happy as drinking a bowl of spicy soup in the cold winter. , warm and heart-warming.

“You’re such a weirdo, you’re afraid sometimes!”

He wanted to look up to the sky and laugh three times, but it was difficult to do this pose with the body of a jellyfish, so he gave up.

As for how to punish Steele, he already had an idea.

"Let's go have breakfast first." He said calmly, "Even if you are going to die, you can't starve to death, right?"

Steele's face had improved a bit after listening to Sui Xiong's words, but when she heard the words "You can't starve to death", she suddenly became paler than before, and even her legs started to tremble.

This time, she was really scared!