So, the next morning, the two held hands and went to apply for a divorce certificate.
Among the resentful couples who are about to be separated in pairs, there is only such a pair who smiles so happily and is so conspicuous that other people have to pay attention to the movements of these two people.
Even the staff who handled the divorce, after seeing them, repeatedly confirmed whether they were serious.
Even after the two nodded countless times, the staff didn't want to get the divorce certificate for them. In the end, it was Lou Yu who put on a straight face to get everything done.
Holding the small green book, the two shook hands and happily went shopping.
Lou Yu did what he said. From the inside to the outside, from top to bottom, he bought everything, even more than one suit. When the two of them came out of the mall, they had big bags in their hands.
"It's my turn now?" Shao Xiaoxiao said, he threw all the bags he was carrying into the back seat, and put his hand on the man's shoulder, he asked, "Do you want to get a haircut?"
Lou Yu didn't say whether he wanted to go or not, but said, "Are you sure, getting a marriage certificate this time will accompany us for the rest of our lives."
Shao Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows, and he said: "But I think you are quite suitable for a crew cut, and you must be very handsome."
Just thinking about it in his mind, he felt a little looking forward to it, and even felt a little crisp in his body.
Lou Yu still frowned, he said: "I should be able to bear it, but are you sure?"
Shao Xiaoxiao squinted his eyes in displeasure, and said angrily, "What can't I do? I look much better than you, and you can do it, can't I?"
As he spoke, he became a little emotional, which questioned his appearance.
It is simply unforgivable.
He hummed and said, "If you deserve it, I'm sure I can too."
Lou Yu reached out and rubbed his head, and said with a smile: "Then let's go."
Shao Xiaoxiao was happy, and happily took him to get a haircut.
Just being happy now doesn't mean you'll be happy the day after tomorrow.
When the photo of the two wearing couple outfits and shaving their heads appeared on the marriage certificate, Shao Xiaoxiao really wanted to take a picture of himself two days ago, and sure enough, hairstyles can change a person.
It can save and it can destroy.
Look at Lou Yu, he has a more heroic look with a crew cut, and he looks very stylish. Just by looking at him a few more times, he feels too fucking masculine.
And he...
It's not ugly, it's just incongruous.
Super incongruous.
Shao Xiaoxiao, who was in the passenger seat, looked at the freshly released marriage certificate. He frowned and said, "I really can't change it? Why do I feel so strange? You have completely taken the limelight."
That's right, Lou Yu has taken all the limelight.
Even though he just wanted to see himself with the marriage certificate, his mind would still be on the man next to him.
It really looks more and more handsome, and there is an idea of wanting to jump directly.
He turned his head sideways, looked at the man who was driving, and said, "What should I do, I want to kiss now."
Lou Yuluo tightened his hand on the steering wheel, and said softly, "Don't seduce me, I can't help but find a place to push you down."
Shao Xiaoxiao snorted, pointed back at his head, and said, "You can do it just like this?"
Just stopping to wait for the traffic light, Lou Yu turned his head, with a smile in his eyes: "You underestimate yourself, you can never imagine how charming you are in my heart."
Shao Xiaoxiao shrunk her neck, always feeling very numb.
It was so numb that he couldn't help but get goosebumps.
The big day of receiving the certificate, naturally, it is necessary to celebrate it well.
It's just that when they were celebrating, they didn't bring the murmurings with them. They discussed with the little guy for a long time last night. In order not to let the murmurings disturb their world of two people today, they have made many, many requests before letting them go. Ruancong agreed to stay with Shao Gaofeng today.
Shao Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand, and it landed on the top of Lou Yu's head. His flat head felt a little itchy, and he said, "But I didn't underestimate you. My man is so dazzling, what should I do if I really don't want to let him out?"
Lou Yu smiled, raised his hand to grab Shao Xiaoxiao's palm in his palm, and said slowly: "Wait, I will take care of you when I go home."
Shao Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows, he really didn't know who was going to take care of whom when he was going home.
The world of the two of them always passed so quickly, and they didn't wander around, but went straight home and played on the bed for a long, long time. From afternoon to night, Shao Xiaoxiao never left the bed.
Even if he was hungry in the end, Lou Yu ordered takeaway and took it to bed.
After eating, it was another toss.
After waking up the next day, Shao Xiaoxiao lamented that the world of two is actually quite tiring.
Just like now, my whole body is weak and I want to lie down until next year.
Shao Xiaoxiao asked the people around him, "Are you going to grandpa's place for Chinese New Year?"
Lou Yu nodded, rubbing his fingers on Shao Xiaoxiao's shoulder, "We will hold a wedding after the new year, and I want everyone to know that the person I care about most is you."
Shao Xiaoxiao trembled again, and he rolled his eyes, "You don't say such provocative words in the future."
"dislike?"
Shao Xiaoxiao narrowed her eyes, "I like it very much."
"uh-huh?"
Shao Xiaoxiao bared her teeth with a smile, "It's just too seductive, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it and swallow you up."
Lou Yu raised his hand on Shao Xiaoxiao's shoulder and pinched his cheek directly.
At this moment, Shao Xiaoxiao said suddenly: "Do you know that I had an appointment with my uncle."
Lou Yu's expression became a little serious. Of course he knew what the agreement was. In short, he didn't like this agreement. "You can forget about it, anyway, it won't take effect."
"You know?" Shao Xiaoxiao turned over, he propped up his waist and asked, "Uncle Grandpa told you."
Lou Yu just nodded.
Shao Xiaoxiao was happy, he said with a smile: "Then let me guess, at that time, did you wish that I would leave right away, so as not to hinder your eyes?"
Lou Yu didn't deny that he really didn't care much about Shao Xiaoxiao at the beginning, and after hearing the so-called agreement from his uncle, he didn't care too much, and just like what Shao Xiaoxiao said just now, he did have such thoughts.
But now, he said very seriously: "Any agreement or no agreement, it doesn't count."
Shao Xiaoxiao narrowed his eyes with a smile. He made an agreement with his uncle that he would leave Lou's house with murmurs at that time, and he would completely break off relations with Lou Yu by the New Year's deadline.
But now, after the divorce and reconciliation, he was completely caught by the man in front of him, and he couldn't escape even if he ran away.
certainly.
The most important reason is that he doesn't want to run at all.
At this time, Shao Xiaoxiao was really glad that his uncle would propose this agreement instead of letting him go immediately. If so, how could he find that Lou Yu is the most suitable person for him.
Shao Xiaoxiao supported his chin with one hand, and said with a smile, "If it wasn't for this agreement, I would have run away with Gugling a long time ago."
"..." Lou Yu suddenly felt that the old man really had a vision, and he said, "Then I have to thank my uncle and grandpa."
Shao Xiaoxiao leaned forward and rested his chin on the man's chest, "Aren't you going to thank me? I am willing to stay. I think you can thank me too."
Lou Yu reached out and pinched his cheek, "Then I have to thank myself, how can I keep you without that charm?"
Shao Xiaoxiao couldn't help but laugh, his man's skin is getting thicker and thicker.
After laughing, Shao Xiaoxiao turned around and sat up again. He leaned over and took the two red books on the bedside table, and opened them again to look at them.
The red book is really ordinary, and you can get it for a few dollars, but it feels very different.
Shao Xiaoxiao couldn't hold back all of a sudden, took a few photos of the two red books, and then sent them to a few good friends to stimulate them, and after sending them, he turned his phone to silent mode and threw it aside.
There is no way, he is so excited now that he just wants to spread dog food everywhere.
Lou Yu sat up after him, and his gaze also fell on the red book.
"Did you know?" Shao Xiaoxiao leaned his head on the man's shoulder, and he held up two red books and continued: "It is said on the Internet that there are four certificates in a person's life, birth certificate, graduation certificate, marriage certificate and retirement certificate. We have one more than them, we have one more divorce certificate."
Lou Yu shook his head, "We have an extra marriage certificate."
"That doesn't count. They took away the marriage certificate. We only have a red book now." Shao Xiaoxiao retorted.
Lou Yu shrugged his shoulders as a response.
Shao Xiaoxiao continued: "There is no way to get the birth certificate and graduation certificate with you, but we are old and can get the retirement certificate together."
Lou Yu's face was gentle, and he also had some expectations.
When they are gray-haired, they must apply for a retirement certificate like a marriage certificate. That feeling must be very good.
Shao Xiaoxiao and Lou Yu had the same idea.
Completely ignoring their age difference, one can get early and the other a few years late.
Just thinking about how they will become two old men decades later, it feels so good.
Thinking about their white hair in the future, they might walk with a slight limp, and they have to support each other, their faces must be full of wrinkles and age spots, but at that time, Shao Xiaoxiao felt that he would definitely not dislike Lou Yu, he also believes that Lou Yu will not dislike him when he is full of vicissitudes.
They'd hold each other's hands and go all the way to the end.
Shao Xiaoxiao suddenly felt grateful for this rebirth.
Let him meet Lou Yu and murmuring, these two people can completely fill his heart.
The little red book in his hand was very light and slightly cold, but it made Shao Xiaoxiao feel very warm. He even felt that even if he didn't need a grand wedding, when he held the little red book in his hand, his whole body would feel hot. Hot heart warms.
Lou Yu stretched out his hand and looked down at the people around him: "Then it's settled, we will go to apply for a retirement certificate together when we get old."
Shao Xiaoxiao looked back at him, stretched out his hand and squeezed it, and the two of them clasped their fingers tightly together, as if they could hear each other's heartbeat in their palms.
"Okay, a promise for a lifetime."
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