Song Shuhang looked at this hard-covered notebook with some doubts. This thing is not a trick, can it really come in handy
"I found this paragraph: As a professional monster breeder, I would like to introduce you to some personal experiences, as well as some experiences passed down by word of mouth from the predecessors of monster breeders. Now suppose, when you encounter a large What should I do when it comes to feline and canine carnivorous monsters?" The childish disciple exclaimed excitedly.
Brother Zhenghong, you are amazing, this is what we want!
Keep looking down.
"At this time, don't panic, keep calm. First of all, pay attention to the eyes of the large carnivorous monster - is it staring down at you and keeping its eyes on you for a moment? If so, then you should pay attention. I can I can tell you with certainty that this proves that you have been included in the food menu option!"
The disciples of the Xian Nong Sect immediately raised their heads to look at the Beijing-Ba big dog demon. As expected, the big dog demon was staring at everyone 'dog-eyed', approaching step by step.
This is obviously the rhythm that pulls everyone into the menu.
"Continue quickly, has Senior Brother Zhenghong recorded the way to deal with large dog demons?" the others shouted.
The childish disciple continued to read: "At this time, Junior Brother, don't panic, keep calm. Remember not to bow your head or bend over to expose your vitals. In this case, the monsters will think that you are food you just want to eat; Also remember not to turn around and run for your life, because no matter how fast you run, junior brother, you will not be as fast as a monster, but it will trigger the hunting instinct of monsters. Especially feline monsters like to play with their fleeing prey, even if their stomachs Not hungry, but also like to play with prey, play to death."
"At this point, you should try your best to stand up straight, look serious, and your face is full of anger. Then you open up your hands to the monster and make a shouting sound. For example, 'Fuck the mud horse, the horse is forced Come and eat Lao Tzu' 'If you don't eat, you're a dog!'
When the childish disciple read this, a disciple of the Xian Nong Sect immediately stood up.
He opened his hands to block the Jingba dog, his eyes were full of seriousness, and he shouted in an angry voice: "Fuck mud horses, horses are forced to eat Laozi!"
"If you don't eat, you're a dog!"
Roar loudly, imposing like a rainbow!
"..." Song Shuhang is very skeptical, is this really useful? Will it annoy the Jingba demon dog
He remembered that the seniors in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group once mentioned in the chat that high-grade monsters have wisdom that is not weaker than human beings, and can speak human words.
However... this speechless method actually works!
The big Jingba demon dog in the sky really stopped, squatting in the void, sticking out his tongue and looking at the disciple of the Xian Nong Sect.
"It's effective, really effective. Turn it over and see, what should I do next? How can I drive away this dog demon?" Seeing this, the disciple with a serious look and an angry face said with increased confidence.
The childish disciple nodded, looking forward to it, and turned to the next page.
I saw a sentence on the next page.
"In this way, you can die with more dignity..."
"… "
What a joke!
The childish disciple immediately closed the notebook.
Senior Brother Zhenghong, I'm going to fuck you! How can you cheat on me like this
"Let's talk about the next step, I've already shocked this big demon dog! Let's talk about what I'm going to do next? Otherwise, it won't last long!" The disciple who stepped forward excitedly said.
How to do? How to do
The eyes of the childish disciple on his face were wet, and he wanted to cry.
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The big Jingba dog demon squatted in the void, shouting at the disciples of the Xiannong Sect, with a playful smile in its eyes. Yes, Song Shuhang can guarantee that he is absolutely not wrong, the expression in the eyes of the big Jingba is very vivid.
After seeing his expression, Song Shuhang felt relieved. At least this big Pekingese has no ill will towards himself and others.
After laughing, it got up and shook the hair on its body, then stepped on the void and left. Before leaving, it also gave Song Shuhang a meaningful look.
After the big demon dog left, all the disciples of Xian Nong Sect breathed a sigh of relief. The disciple who stood up and roared at the 'big Jingba demon dog' was sitting on the ground, unable to get up again.
"The method recorded by Senior Brother Zhenghong is really effective, the big demon dog has really left!" This disciple didn't know that he had almost turned around in the gate of hell, and he praised the method recorded by Senior Brother Zhenghong. You don't have to be afraid anymore when you encounter a large cat or dog monster!"
The childish disciple clung to the notebook secretly. He was considering whether to show the last sentence of the notebook to this senior brother? Otherwise, what if Senior Brother encounters a large monster in the future, no matter what, what if he stands up and yells at the monster, and then gets eaten
After resting on the spot for a long time, the disciples of the Xian Nong Sect recovered from their injuries.
The disciples of the Xian Nong Sect gathered in a circle, waiting for the backbone 'Senior Brother Zhengneng' to arrive.
Song Shuhang sat alone on the other side, leaning against a tree.
Next... I have to figure out a way to go back to Jiangnan University Town. He was left in the wilderness and had to go to the neighborhood to find out if there was a road.
In addition, it is best to make a phone call first to contact Su Clan's Sixteen, and report safety by the way.
And... the matter of the Xian Nong Sect.
Song Shuhang glanced at the disciples of the Xian Nong Sect who were huddled together. I owe both of them a favor.
If they hadn't attacked Demon Lord Anzhi, Song Shuhang wouldn't even have a chance to escape.
After that, the senior brother Zhengyan fed himself a healing medicine pill.
Thinking of this, he rubbed his temples.
There is still an unresolved grievance between the Xian Nong Sect and 'Su Clan's Qi'. Although there are many doubts about this grievance, the people from the Xian Nong Sect seem to believe that the culprit is Ah Qi.
While thinking about it, the childish disciple of the Xian Nong Sect came to Song Shuhang and tried his best to put on a vicious look: "Are you a descendant of the Su clan?"
His question immediately attracted the attention of many companions, and they were also wondering about Song Shuhang's identity.
"I'm not... You should have heard Uncle's cry before, right? I'm just an innocent victim who was accidentally caught by that Demon Lord Anzhi." Song Shuhang replied earnestly.
"Do you have any evidence?" said the childish disciple.
"Proof?" Song Shuhang did not expect that one day, he would have to prove to others that he was himself.
After thinking about it, he took out his wallet: "If you must... Is this okay?"
He took his ID card out of his wallet.
Name: Song Shuhang. Sex: Male.
Then the date of birth.
The third-rank cultivator of the Xian Nong Sect 'Senior Brother Zhengyan' came over lightly, took Song Shuhang's ID card and looked at it.
"Well, his surname is Song. It is indeed not a descendant of the Su family." Senior Brother Zhengyan said seriously, and then returned his ID card to Song Shuhang.
The disciples of the Xian Nong Sect bowed their heads in relief and disappointment.
"Perhaps he took his mother's surname?" The childish disciple seemed to not want to let Song Shuhang go like this, so he insisted: "Perhaps his father's surname is Su!"
Song Shuhang was helpless: "I said, don't change other people's ancestors casually, okay?"
"I'm sorry, because of the mistake in the mission, these junior brothers of mine are a little impatient." Senior Brother Zhengyan scolded the childish disciple and told him to go back to his companions.
Then, Senior Brother Zhengyan himself sat beside Song Shuhang.
"Six days ago, Su Clan's Qi and a strange cultivator came to our Moon Sword Sect as a guest."