Song Shuhang bravely entered the dormitory and locked the door of the dormitory.
Such a big Jingba dog may be unique in the world - needless to say, this is the Jingba dog that chased An Zhimojun all over the world yesterday, and finally gave Anzhimojun a bite. Demon dog.
Facts have proved that the smaller the puppy, the cuter it is. Newly-born puppies, even if they are mixed-race dogs, are meaty and cute.
However, as long as the puppies grow up, most of them will become completely uncute - even a cute puppy breed like Jingba, when it grows to more than five meters long, it has nothing to do with cuteness at all.
The Jingba Demon Dog squatted on the ground, panting with its tongue out, just like an ordinary puppy. In fact, a demon dog of its level is not afraid of heat at all, why is it sticking its tongue out
For a moment, Song Shuhang remembered the "Xian Nong Sect's" roaring at the large carnivorous demon dog: "Fuck mud horse, horses are forced to eat me!" 'That method.
Well, he's not joking, so don't do it.
"Hello." Song Shuhang bravely waved at the big Jingba demon dog.
"Huhuhu." Da Jingba tilted his head, posing a look that might be cute when reduced by a dozen times.
"You can understand me, I know that high-level monsters are wise." Song Shuhang was relieved to see that the big monster dog had no intention of attacking him.
The big Jingba demon dog changed his angle and continued to tilt his head to be cute.
"Can't understand Mandarin?" Song Shuhang asked suspiciously.
This big demon dog must be wise, and it is no worse than a human. This can be seen from the 'joking' look in its eyes when it faces the members of the Xian Nong Sect.
However, demon dogs are not human after all, and there is no nine-year compulsory education. Maybe it's going to say a sweet melody, or some weird regional accent? So you don't understand Mandarin
Therefore, the disciple of the Xian Nong Sect died in front of the big demon dog, shouting, 'Fuck mud horse, horses are forced to eat Lao Tzu! ' when it doesn't understand at all? So, just spared the two disciples of Xian Nong Sect
The more Song Shuhang thought about it, the more he realized that there was a possibility.
So, it should be to judge the meaning of words by human expressions and tone of voice
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang's heart moved, and he thought of a joke he had seen not long ago.
So he smiled and said in a gentle tone, "Hello, is your mother a big monkey?"
After hearing this, the Jingba demon dog stopped acting cute, straightened his head, and retracted his tongue. A playful expression appeared in its eyes again.
Then, it replied in a round Beijing dialect: "Your mother is a gorilla! Wang!"
"..." Song Shuhang was speechless.
This Beijing-ba demon dog is full of wickedness!
After the big Jingba demon dog finished speaking, he put out his tongue and panted again, and blinked when he looked at Song Shuhang's speechless expression.
Song Shuhang sighed, took off his shoes and walked to the dormitory bedroom - at the same time he felt more at ease, this big demon dog would still joke with him, at least he wouldn't open his mouth to eat him, right
He came to the bedroom, and the Jingba demon dog also entered.
"You, have something to do with me?" Song Shuhang thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know what to call this big Jingba demon dog.
"Well, let me ask a few questions." The Jingba Demon Dog said again, "Have you been in contact with the 'Pharmacist' recently?"
Song Shuhang immediately became vigilant in his heart, thinking about how to answer.
"No need to deny it, in fact, I smelled the smell of 'Pharmacist' on you a few days ago. Well, yesterday I smelled the smell of Su's little girl, and then Su's Qi's. "Beijing Ba Demon Dog is so familiar that he reported the names of several cultivators who had been in contact with Song Shuhang recently.
Song Shuhang's mind flashed when he heard this.
"You are the precious big demon dog that ran away from the home of Huangshan Zhenjun?" He still remembered that he had just joined the group, and the members of the group were saying that Huangshan Zhenjun was very busy in those days, and his baby big demon dog left again. lost.
At that time, Song Shuhang thought that all the seniors in the group were a group of middle-aged patients, and thought that the family of True Monarch Huangshan was a lost pet dog.
Hmm... Now it seems that it is really a pet dog. Jingba is a pet dog breed, it is Huangshan? This one from Jun's family is bigger.
"Wang." The Jingba Demon Dog tilted its head and looked annoyed - don't ask Song Shuhang why he could see the annoyed expression on a dog's face, he could see it miraculously anyway.
"True Monarch Huangshan didn't take you back last time?" Song Shuhang asked suspiciously. Recently, True Monarch Huangshan has been appearing online, and he thought that the big demon dog had been retrieved.
"Wang." The Jingba demon dog changed its head and continued to snort angrily.
Song Shuhang secretly sighed—well, with such a pet dog, True Monarch Huangshan is also quite hard work.
"So, do you have anything to do with me?" Song Shuhang asked.
"I want to find a pharmacist and ask him to order some medicinal pills as snacks." The Jingba demon dog continued to be cute: "So I followed you yesterday, I wanted to find a pharmacist, and I followed and followed until I went to the hospital. Then, God damn it, I don't know. Which bastard put a gas bomb. I didn't pay attention to the trick for a while, and I can't eat for a day because of disgust. Wang Wang!"
"..." The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, couldn't it be the 'stinky pill' that he put
"So, I want to ask you, where is the pharmacist now?" the Jingba demon dog asked.
"Senior Pharmacist seems to have a temporary business and went to help a few friends to heal. Some of his friends encountered some problems during the adventure, and they seem to have lost their memory. Therefore, Senior Pharmacist will not be back until a few days. If you don't If you are in a hurry, you can come back to him a few days later." Song Shuhang replied.
The Jingba Demon Dog thought for a while: "Okay, then I'll find him a few days later. Finally, are you a new member of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group? You have contact with the pharmacist, and Su Shi's Aqina. Guys have contact. But I haven't seen you in the group before."
Song Shuhang nodded: "Well, I am indeed a new member of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group."
"That's good, let me use your account. Can I chat for a few words? Wang Wang!" The Jingba Demon Dog was immediately excited, wagging its tail quickly.
"Chat?" Song Shuhang looked at his small computer, and then at the giant Jingba, which was more than five meters long. With a light touch of its claws, his computer would be shattered and fractured, and then it was sent to the recycling station. Bar
"I can shrink it!" Seeing Song Shuhang's gaze, the Jingba Demon Dog immediately understood. It flickered slightly, and in the white light, it soon became the size of an ordinary Beijing Ba.
It looks so cute at this size? !
"How's it going? Let me turn into a handsome guy. Come on, open an account on the computer." The Jingba Demon Dog jumped happily.
"Okay." Song Shuhang turned on the computer, but did not log in to the desktop chat software account, but found another independent chat software backup in a subfolder of the e drive, and used it to log in.
Since the altar master incident, he has been more careful about his identity as a 'cultivator', and he has also done various protections on his computer. The computer does not dare to keep the record of account login, using the Internet cafe mode, every time you log out, the record of the chat account will be automatically deleted.
After entering the account password to log in to the software, he turned around and gave the computer to the big demon dog - he still kept his mind. After all, whether Jingba belongs to the real monarch of Mount Huangshan is just a guess.
The Pekingese Demon Dog happily climbed onto the computer table—it seemed that after getting smaller, it even lost weight. Otherwise, the computer desk would have collapsed long ago.
Then, it skillfully knocked on the chat window of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.
Then, the Wubi input method was called up!
I go, it even uses the Wubi input method? I use pinyin all the time! Song Shuhang secretly said in his heart.
While thinking about it, the Jingba demon dog has already typed a series of words on the keyboard, and the typing speed is still very fast.
Jiuzhou No. 1 group.
Shushan was under great pressure: "@True Monarch Huangshan, Huangshan, you idiot! Come out, come out, come out!"
Song Shuhang's cold sweat broke out all of a sudden, and he couldn't stop it.
"?" Beihe Loose Cultivator was the first to reply, and he asked suspiciously, "Little friend Shuhang?"
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "..."
Shushan is under a lot of pressure: "Wow, haha, I escaped again, how is it! Huangshan is a idiot-cuck! Come and bite me!"
Song Shuhang silently watched the Jingba demon dog typing quickly on the keyboard - if the senior pharmacist saw this picture, he would definitely cry and faint in the toilet!
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "..."
Yunyou Monk Tongxuan: "..."
Pharmacist: "..."
Then there is a row of seniors, ellipses to keep the formation.
Needless to say, they had already guessed the reason—the precious big demon dog from Zhenjun Huangshan ran away from home again. And for some unknown reason, it also went to Little Friend Song Shuhang and chatted online with Little Friend Song Shuhang's account.
"Xiaodoudou, stop making trouble." True Monarch Huangshan replied.
"Cut, I'll make trouble, what can you do to me? There is a book, you come to bite me, come to bite me!" Jingba happily tapped hard on the keyboard.
This is just finished.
[The system prompts: (***************) Shushan has been banned by the group owner True Monarch Huangshan for 1 day. ]
banned.
In the past few days, True Monarch Yellow Mountain has used the Great Forbidden Word Technique more times than in the whole month of last month. Thinking about it, I feel tired for him.
"Fuck, Huangshan is a fool, how dare you forbid me! Wang Wang Wang!" Jingba big demon dog said angrily.
If I were the True Monarch of Mount Huangshan, I would definitely ban you. No, I would definitely consider whether or not to eat dog meat hotpot for dinner, Song Shuhang thought to himself.
— No, wait, this account is mine!
At this time, in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, Zhenjun Huangshan said: "Little friend Shuhang, I will trouble you to take care of Xiaodoudou for a while. When I finish my work here, I will arrive at your place in two months at most. Take it back. Until then... don't let Doudou run away!"
Song Shuhang looked at the Jingba big demon dog, and then looked at his thin arms and calves. Watching 'Xiaodoudou'? He felt that there was absolutely no hope for this task.
The Jingba Demon Dog turned his head and looked at Song Shuhang: "Wang Wang, Huangshan is a fool, how can this rookie keep me alive?"
Song Shuhang suddenly felt that the veins on his forehead were congested with blood!