In the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, after the cave master Xuelang finished speaking, no one answered the seniors in the group. Originally, according to the character of the seniors in the group, whenever someone raised a topic, there would always be a group of diving seniors to bubble up. Sure enough, it was because of the lack of the always-on-line Beihe-senpai and the Crazy Blade Sanlang-senpai who often played tricks to death
After losing these main navy troops, the group was much deserted.
This atmosphere made Song Shuhang feel very uncomfortable. He looked at the members on the right who were online. Only the group owner, True Monarch Huangshan, remained online.
The bored Song Shuhang casually said, "Senior Huangshan, what are you busy with recently?"
I remember that Zhenjun Huangshan said before that there was something to delay, and it would take two months to pick up Doudou back. So Song Shuhang, who couldn't find a topic, asked casually.
"Haha, I'm waiting for an interesting guy to break the seal." True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed.
Saying that, he sent a screenshot.
That's a screenshot of the 'Friends Log of Chat Software'. The account used for the screenshot is not the True Monarch Yellow Mountain, but a screenshot from an account called 'Little Orange Color'.
The publisher of that diary was 'The Master of the Cloud and Mist'.
Title: Wow haha, Huangshan, you idiot, you have suppressed this old man for two hundred years!
Content: However, the old man has finally cracked the principle of your seal method, and now he has begun to calculate the method of breaking the seal! Immediately, the old man can break your rotten seal and let you live in the world again! At that time, see how the old man retaliates against you! Wow haha, this time the old man will never show mercy!
Under this diary, there are a lot of people who like it.
1st floor: The Taoist priest is finally going to break out of the seal. Two hundred years is amazing. I hope that after the Taoist priest breaks the seal, he will tell us more about your mighty deeds back then.
Lou: The Taoist priest's 2nd sickness has attacked again
3rd floor: The story told by the Taoist priest is the most exciting, and I have the idea of adapting it into an online novel for publication.
4th floor: Taoist priest, the medicine cannot be stopped!
5th Floor: Don't take medicine indiscriminately. However, if it is the Taoist priest who takes the medicine, it will be fine, he will be more adorable after taking the medicine.
6th floor: Taoist priest, is it really okay to release such an open and above-mentioned matter of breaking the seal
7th Floor: There should be applause here…
There are hundreds of people who left messages behind.
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Song Shuhang read the content that this guy named 'Yunwu Daochang' was sealed by the Yellow Mountain True Monarch for nearly two hundred years, and now he is finally about to break the seal, so he posted it online for a day, remember? But by accident, was it discovered by the trumpet of True Monarch Yellow Mountain
"However, it has been sealed for two hundred years, and it is still in a sealed state. Can I access the Internet?" Song Shuhang asked.
Could it be that the True Monarch of Mount Huangshan advocates preferential treatment of captives and allows the captives sealed by himself to be connected to the Internet
"Haha, let me explain to you." True Monarch Huangshan laughed.
"This Daoist Yunwu is the elder of the previous generation of Kongkong Pirates. It's quite funny. Two hundred years ago, it was already the fourth-grade innate realm, and the level should be improved a lot after the suppression.
Two hundred years ago, he entered one of my cave dwellings and stole all the treasures in it. It’s fine. The empty robbery is always in this business. At most, I will catch him next time and beat him to death. it is good.
But I didn't expect that after he stole my things, he was proud to publicize it everywhere, saying that my 'sealing technique' and 'formation' were terrible, and that breaking my cave was like playing a game. In addition, he said that at my level, even if he used all his strength, he would be able to break it in minutes.
And then... I did what he wanted. I took a lot of effort to catch him, and used a huge extraterrestrial meteorite as a seal to seal him down with the 'Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Method'. This repression has been going on for more than 200 years, and he is still unable to come out. "
Song Shuhang: "..."
It turns out that bragging and not making drafts have serious consequences.
True Monarch Huangshan continued: "A month ago, I calculated the time and felt that I was about to let him out, so I quietly went to the place of seal to visit him. But when I passed quietly, I found that he was cracking my seal on the Five Fingers Mountain. ', it's so interesting. I wonder how long it will take him to break the seal I set. So, I didn't intervene, just wanted to be a quiet audience."
"Unfortunately, I can't be sure how long it will take him to unlock the seal, and it's impossible for me to keep an eye on him. If I don't have this free time, and if I keep staring at him, he will definitely sense it. So... I He paid an ordinary human and pretended to be lost and entered the sealed land."
"Master Yunwu, who was imprisoned for two hundred years, was also suffocated. He was very excited when he saw people. He used magic to confuse the ordinary person and let him go to the sealed land every day to understand the changes in the outside world through this ordinary person."
"I see that he is so interested in the outside world, and the next day he asked that ordinary person to bring a tablet computer for Daoist Cloud and Mist, install a mobile phone card and access the Internet. Of course, I made some tricks on this tablet computer. , there is no software download function, no web page function. There are only some stand-alone games to relieve boredom, and the only one that can really connect to the Internet is a 'type chat software' developed by me. Group 1' was transferred. I didn't expect it to come in handy here first."
"That 'type chat software' is similar to the one we use now, and the main server is in my hands. Therefore, Daoist Yunwu is the only user of my software."
"Then, I created more than 300 trumpets and added Daoist Master Yunwu as friends. I created a chat group and added Daoist Yunwu, and let my 'avatar' chat with Daoist Yunwu every day. People are responsible for entering the sealed land every day and telling Yunwu some innocuous news. By the way, bring a power bank to charge the tablet."
Seeing this, Song Shuhang couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Then within a month, Daoist Yunwu started to learn to chat. Because the only tablet that could connect to the Internet was the 'type chat software' developed by me. Brag and talk about your glorious past."
"I asked the clones to cooperate with Daoist Yunwu. Some accounts mocked him, some praised him, and some praised him for his good speech, so that he would not be bored. At the same time, let Yunwu think he was chatting with him. The 'friends' are just ordinary humans."
"Then... Today, Daoist Yunwu posted this diary in the diary function of the 'Type Chat Software'. I just finished the likes with more than 100 trumpets and poured 100 layers of water."
"..." Song Shuhang was speechless for a while, how boring is the Yellow Mountain True Monarch
At the same time, he couldn't help but think of an old terrier boy. Do you think this group is really so lively? In fact, everyone in the group is my trumpet. There are only you and me in the whole group, don't you believe that I'm saying this to you from another account
Daoist Yunwu is now the true portrayal of this stalk.
More than 300 friends, all of them are the trumpets of True Monarch Yellow Mountain. You really had a great time playing!
At this time, the cave master of Snow Wolf said: "Senior Huangshan, in case that Daoist Yunwu is not so stupid, maybe he has already guessed the truth of the situation, and this month, he is just teasing you. ?"
After all, those who can cultivate to the realm of the fifth-grade spirit emperor, unless they are really lacking in heart, how many are really funny
Maybe the real Yunwu is using the 'type chat software' every day, and then laughs at the real emperor of Huangshan for being funny
"It doesn't matter, I'm not kidding him too? Anyway, I had a great time playing the whole process." True Monarch Huangshan laughed and said, "Anyway, I was going to let him out, he would accompany me before he escaped. Isn't it fun to play for so long?"
The Snow Wolf Cave Lord sent a five-body expression: "The realm of the seniors of Huangshan is high, so I'll take it!"
Song Shuhang also copied the expression of the five-body throwing to the ground. However, after listening to Doudou, the Yellow Mountain True Monarch was about to attack the realm of the 'seventh-rank' venerable, so is it really okay to play with Daoist Yunwu so idle
At this moment, in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, Shushan suddenly said, "Hehe, Xiaoxuelang, are you still alive?"
Isn't this name mine? I didn't speak
Song Shuhang immediately turned his head and looked at the computer.
Then, he saw that Bai Zhenjun was smiling at him. Song Shuhang didn't go offline when he finished loading things on the computer, and the account of 'Book Mountain's stressful' on the computer was still hanging there. The message just now was sent by True Monarch Bai!
No, Song Shuhang opened his mouth. How long has it been since Zhenjun Bai came into contact with the computer? Even if you can use a computer, can you type
Also, wasn't traditional Chinese characters used a hundred and fifty years ago? So quickly, the seniors have mastered the simplified Chinese characters
Senior Bai, with your rapid learning efficiency, how can the savages on a small island in the Pacific be beaten and forced to learn Chinese by Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman
"Senior Bai, hello." The Snow Wolf Cave Master immediately realized that it was Zhenjun Bai who was speaking, and quickly replied.
Shushan was under a lot of pressure: "Then I'll go see you when I'm free, your wife is about to give birth to a little wolf cub, right?"
"Senior is welcome to come at any time, the little wolf cub has already given birth to a litter." The cave master of the snow wolf replied, as for whether this is true or false, only he himself knows.
Bai Zhenjun pulled in the group card of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, and asked, "Why didn't I see Six-Eared Sword Lord?"
The True Monarch Huangshan gave a wry smile: "When the Six-Eared Swordsman attacked the realm of the Seventh-Rank Venerable Thirty years ago, he was haunted by demons and turned to ashes in the fire of robbery."
"Even the Six-Eared Swordsman has not survived this disaster." Senior Bai sighed softly. He propped his chin up, his eyes blurred, unconsciously distracted, and fell into deep thought.
Song Shuhang, who had always been vigilant, suddenly paid 100 percent of his attention!
Make sure that you are ready to 'support' at any time, if Senior White uses a trick of 'falling on the ground' at this time, the entire floor will collapse!
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In the dark Jiangnan Prison.
Zhao Bulu, a disciple of the Moon Sword Sect who had broken his legs, was sent to this prison.
With a sad look on his face, he looked at his 'cellmate', a big Western man with a shaved head. There are also six neat ring scars on the bald head...