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Chapter 168: A cosmic journey of a home air conditioner

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Sunflower cultivator found a hotel and used the hotel's computer to watch the latest year's information on 'Book Mountain is under pressure' on the USB flash drive.

He started from the beginning and took a closer look, for fear of missing any useful clues.

However, after reading the content of the material for more than half a year - ah, it is completely the campus life of an ordinary college student, reading, taking classes, making a few friends, and academic performance is good. Occasionally play games, I like to go to the bookstore every day to rub books...

This is a single teenager who likes sports and is excellent in both character and study.

But nothing of value has been found at all!

"The intelligence department is cheating on me?" The first thought in the Sunflower cultivator's mind was that someone was cheating him. Fortunately, after he patiently looked at it a little bit, it was only when he turned to the information of the last month that there was some movement.

According to the investigation of the 'Wuji Mozong Intelligence Department', a month ago, a 'small cultivator organization' in a nearby city seemed to have investigated the past of this 'book mountain's under pressure'. But then... the leader of this small cultivator organization, the altar master, died inexplicably, and then the matter ended inexplicably.

According to the information of the 'Promise Demon Sect', the body of the 'altar master' was finally found on a subway, and was brutally dismembered with exquisite swordsmanship. The murderer seems to be a Western monk, a first-rank monk with good strength, who is still in prison.

The Promise Demon Sect's intelligence network can only find these. After all, the 'small cultivator' was concealed at that time, and it has been a month since the incident, and no useful clues can be found.

Next, there was 'Book Mountain's pressure' and Su Clan's Qi and Su Clan's descendants mixed up and participated in the 'Moon Sword Sect' incident planned by Gong Zihai. And successfully grabbed food from the mouth of the son Haihu, and took away the 'Blood God Diamond'.

There are only two incidents where 'Book Mountain is under great pressure' shows a side that does not belong to mortals. ,

Sunflower monk pinched his chin and pondered.

"Among the information, only that small organization of monks might be of use. The small organization now has some monks with the cultivation of the first rank two and three orifices, and the cultivation techniques are also very bad. Maybe I can use it Let them go, as long as you give them better exercises and materials, maybe this small organization of monks can be subdued!"

But even if this small cultivator organization can come in handy, how will he deal with the seniors beside the 'book mountain'

Hey, wait... he seems to have forgotten something

Lying on the grass! ! !

Sugar Master!

Before, I entrusted Young Master Tang to steal the 'Blood Diamond' from the 'Book Mountain's pressure' home.

However, now there is a terrifying senior cultivator beside this 'book mountain' who has forgotten to remind Young Master Tang. If Young Master Tang quietly sneaked into the stressful home of Shushan to steal the 'Blood God's Diamond', he would definitely be hanged and beaten by that senior. Maybe he will be locked in the basement and subjected to various tortures.

Sunflower cultivator quickly grabbed the phone and quickly dialed Young Master Tang: "Tangtang, I hope you don't act so quickly! Answer the phone, hurry up!"

"Sorry, the user you dialed is powered off. sorry, the_number_you_dialed_is_power_off."

The voice over the phone made him appreciate the cruelty of reality.

No, it won't have acted, will it

The hand of the sunflower monk holding the mobile phone is stiff-going to find Tangtang and bring her back

However, when he thought of that terrifying senior who would smash a 'ground pit' on the ground when he fell on the ground, the Sunflower cultivator cast a thick shadow on his heart.

If you run into that senior, even if the other party doesn't need to shoot, just wait for him to get close, he will lie on the ground, and he will die!

How to do

Do you want to die

Monk Sunflower looked desperate, helpless and confused.

At this time, he didn't realize that behind him, a Pekingese demon dog calmly turned off the video recording function of the SLR camera with its paws, and it covered its body shape with magic, so it followed the sunflower cultivator generously and recorded video. , After the filming was almost done, he left leisurely.

The task is completed, and a new laptop is in hand. With his own computer, he no longer has to worry about Song Shuhang or Senior Bai robbing him of the computer. You can play games with your wife anytime, anywhere!

Oh yeah!

To celebrate, what can I do

Go back first and scold Huangshan for being a fool, but you really can't come and bring it back.

Bah, his face drooled, is that suppressed 'Yunwu Daoist' more important than me who ran away from home

Then what to do

Well, I have to think about how to have some fun when I go back. It is impossible for the wife in the game to accompany it all day. After all, ordinary people have to sleep.

And Huangshan Dasha still doesn't come to pick him up. If he doesn't have some fun, he will be bored to death...

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At this time, in the pharmacist's building.

Venerable White looked satisfied, the computer was placed beside him, and the screen displayed the structure diagram of the air conditioner.

Then, the seniors disassembled the inner and outer units of the air conditioner into parts in one place.

"The idea of human beings is really getting more and more interesting. Although the air conditioner is not used by monks, it is a must-have for ordinary people in the hot summer. It is really interesting. This era is really a beautiful era, and it is worth my dismantling. There are so many things!"

"Well, before little friend Song Shuhang wakes up, put the air conditioner back." After speaking, Venerable White began to assemble the internal and external units of the air conditioner. This time he learned the lesson of the previous one, and from the beginning of disassembly, he firmly remembered every disassembly step.

Soon, the internal and external units of the air conditioner have been assembled.

"There is not a single part left this time. Sure enough, as long as I do it seriously, there will be no problem!" Venerable White confidently carried the internal and external units of the air conditioner back to the second floor and reassembled them. Then plug it in.

Using the remote control to turn on the air conditioner, Senior White looks confident!

After about five or six seconds.

Papa... The familiar sound of electric current burst, followed by a black smoke.

The air conditioner also burned.

Venerable White froze, and he hurriedly turned off the power of the air conditioner.

"How can this happen? I've already come step by step, and there is no problem! Why is it burning again!"

The seniors were very distressed.

At the same time, he quietly glanced at Song Shuhang's room, Song Shuhang's little friend was still sleeping sweetly.

"There's no other way, I have to replace the function of the air conditioner with an array method!" Senior Bai rubbed his hands, took apart the air conditioner again, and prepared to describe a 'spirit gathering array method' in it, and then describe another one that can automatically Array for adjusting the ambient temperature.

But... just as he was about to describe the formation, he suddenly thought of another thing.

"Hey, wait a minute - I don't seem to have learned the formation method that can 'automatically adjust the temperature'!" Senior Bai was stunned.

Because as long as the cultivator has opened his mind, he has the ability to automatically adjust the body temperature, so there is no need for this 'automatic temperature adjustment' formation!

"What should I do?" Senior White looked at the air conditioner with a guilty conscience.

After thinking about it, he quietly removed the air conditioner again, packed it into a box, and moved it to the yard downstairs.

Then, he casually broke a branch in the yard, cut it into a sword shape, and painted several complex formations on it.

Finally, a spiritual energy was poured into the wooden sword.

After a series of levels were completed, the original ordinary wooden sword was transformed into a colorful wooden sword!

Senior White murmured: "Haha, I haven't made it for a long time, and my hands are born."

One-time Feijian version 004!

As the name suggests, this is a one-time-use flying sword, which was originally created by Senior White.

Next, Senior White moved the packed air conditioner to the wooden flying sword.

He pinched a sword trick and used his swordsmanship: "Let's go!"

The 'Disposable Flying Sword Version 004' rose into the sky, carrying the packed air-conditioning box into the sky, flying higher and higher.

Fly, fly, and after rushing to a certain height, it becomes an ice lump. However, the speed of the flying sword was not affected, it continued to maintain a speed that would not 'friction and fire', and leisurely passed through the atmosphere.

In the end, it flew into the universe like this and began its long cosmic wandering career...

As long as the spiritual power in the 'Disposable Flying Sword 004 Version' is not exhausted, and before it hits natural disasters such as stars, black holes, and meteorites, this household air conditioner will become the first household air conditioner on earth for 'space travel' air conditioner.

Well, in fact, before it, there were also a luxurious royal carriage, three mechanical dragons, two mechanical elephants, a big snake demon who offended the white predecessors, a precise seismograph...etc. With the help of Senior White, Sword 001, Disposable Flying Sword 002, and Disposable Flying Sword 003 went on their tragic journey to the universe.

As for sending these things into space, Senior White said that he has old experience. He can now ensure that he can control the speed of the flying sword, so that these things will not catch fire due to friction before they rush out of the atmosphere. It will not suddenly fall from the sky to the world because of lack of power.

A sword-wielding formula to easily start the journey of the universe.

After doing all this, Senior White secretly wiped his sweat.

Then he returned to the position on the second floor, and painted an illusion formation in the place where the air conditioner was originally located.

In a short while, a lifelike 'internal air conditioner' appeared in its original position.

Then, Senior White also painted an illusion outside, and a lifelike 'air conditioner outside' appeared in its original location.

"Haha, it's done."

"Next, in a few days, I will go to the Taoist friends in the group to exchange some money, and quietly go buy an air conditioner and put it back. For the time being, let's get together and use it first." Friends will not find the abnormality, right

It shouldn't be discovered, after all, his illusion level is good.

hehe~

After depicting the formation, Senior White felt a little guilty, and took his laptop back to the room that Song Shuhang had arranged for him on the third floor.

However, after returning to the third floor, he saw the color-screen TV in his room.

No, his hands were about to move.

Three minutes later, Senior White gritted his teeth and said firmly: "It doesn't matter, dismantling one is dismantling, and dismantling two is also dismantling! The big deal is that I will buy all of them and come back!"

Then, he disassembled the color-screen TV with a happy face...

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At this time, Song Shuhang was already sleeping sweetly.

Because of the excessive use of mental energy, the quality of sleep is exceptionally good

A small black spot suddenly appeared on the top of Song Shuhang's head in a deep sleep.

This little black spot quickly condensed into a black spiritual body, exuding a strong resentment...