It is said that no one is a bad boy.
Everyone goes through that period more or less, it's just that some people show it and some people hide it in their hearts. That is the difference between bright and dark.
Song Shuhang was a little mature, and that period came and went faster.
So in the second grade of junior high school, the boys around were still trapped in the dream of martial arts, superman, and fairy, waving the eighteen palms of subduing the dragon all day, and transforming into a superman. However, Shuhang had already given up any hope for these.
The laws of physics in this world are so precise that it is impossible for a human being to jump three stories high; to slap a golden dragon with his palms; to fly while wearing underwear!
However, he still likes Xianxia novels, Superman movies and the like. Maybe deep down he still hopes that one day Superman, Alien, Immortal and the like can appear in front of him
I know it's impossible, but I look forward to it inexplicably. This is a unique talent of human beings, right
Song Shuhang smiled and closed the group chat window, but he did not quit the group.
He feels that the people in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group are very interesting. The chat records in the group that make people feel shy just by looking at them are surprisingly interesting from the perspective of a bystander - so before the group leader kicks someone , He is going to dive first, look at all kinds of interesting chat records, and pass the time when he is bored.
On the computer screen, the movie continues, it seems like a horror movie. All kinds of thrilling plot layers are not interrupted. This film is the pinnacle of genius horror film directors. It is said that many uncle-level characters have been scared to cry, and many people said that they were too scared to go to the toilet alone.
Unfortunately, Song Shuhang still didn't feel anything scary. After pulling back the progress bar and watching it for a while, he yawned again and slowly changed from a sitting position to a lying position, and his eyelids became heavier...
Would the genius director cry if he knew that his movie had only this effect
Confused, Song Shuhang had a sweet dream.
It's a very cool dream, very beautiful. There are immortals, there are supermen, and there are all kinds of fairyland.
Longevity and happiness, moving mountains and seas, fighting swords in the world, this is the dream of many people throughout the ages? It's just that with age, reality shatters dreams, and people can only hide their dreams in their hearts and stop thinking about them.
A dream is a dream after all...
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The next day, Tuesday, May 21, at 1:00 AM.
In the chat group, the group owner, True Monarch Huangshan finally went online.
As soon as he came up, Beihe Loose Cultivator took the lead and asked, "True Monarch, who was the one called 'Book Mountain Pressure' that you added yesterday? Where did you practice?"
"The person who joined yesterday? Didn't you communicate with her? That is the daughter of an old friend of the deity in this era. She seems to have good aptitude. She is already at the peak of the third-rank acquired at a young age, and will soon enter the fourth-rank innate. It's amazing." True Monarch Huangshan laughed and replied.
He was born in this era, so his age is estimated to be less than forty? This age is already the peak of the third-rank acquired day, and he is indeed a genius. Beihe Loose Cultivator nodded secretly, but the Taoist name given by the other party is still very strange. No matter how you look at it, 'Book Mountain is under great pressure' doesn't feel like a Taoist number.
Beihe Loose Cultivator was still thinking about it, but Zhenjun Huangshan suddenly said: "Huh? The name of the deity's old friend's daughter is not called 'Book Mountain is under great pressure'. By the way, this book mountain is under great pressure. Is it a stupid thing?"
"..." True Monarch Huangshan was embarrassed.
It's not something stupid, it's the unknown human you added yesterday.
He tentatively asked: "True Monarch, you are not adding the wrong person, are you?"
"Wait for the deity to see."
After a while.
Zhenjun Huangshan posted a series of cold sweat emojis in the group: "It's really wrong. The number is only one digit in the middle, and the deity lost 8 to 9. I didn't expect this deity to make such a big mistake."
Beihe Loose Cultivator laughed and said, "Let me just say, no matter how much they integrate into modern society, no one will set their Dao name as 'Book Mountain is under great pressure'."
True Monarch Huangshan continued to send a series of cold sweaty expressions.
Then he hurriedly operated and pulled his friend's daughter into the group again.
Group news prompt: 'Lingdie Island Yurouzi' has joined the Jiuzhou No. 1 group.
This name is in line with the style of Jiuzhou No. 1 group, and a strong immortal atmosphere is blowing. That book mountain's stressful name is definitely a strange thing mixed in.
As soon as the newcomer joined, Kuangdao Sanlang immediately appeared: "Yo, the new Taoist friend is a fairy, take a picture and report the measurements! If you are beautiful, will you make an appointment?"
Mad Saber Three Waves dived for a long time - although he is a goldfish, his memory is longer than three seconds after all. He had been reminded yesterday, so in order to avoid being a big senior, he carefully dived to observe the situation today.
Hearing that True Monarch Huangshan said that the newly added fairy is the daughter of a friend, and her cultivation base is the day after tomorrow, Mad Saber Three Waves is relieved. Not a 'senior' level character, he can tease him as much as he likes, and enjoy it.
There are very few newcomers in this group, and he is ruthless.
As soon as Sanlang opened his mouth, True Monarch Huangshan suddenly turned black.
"..." Lingdie Island Yurouzi typed in a string of colons, and then sent a faint sentence: "Because it's not early, the old man's daughter has already meditated and practiced on time. Her number is temporarily the old man who is hanging up, waiting for Huangshan Road. Youjiaqun. Cough... I have long heard that Daoist Sanlang in the Jiuzhou group is suave and suave. If you can speak well, it is better to see it once you hear it. Daoist Sanlang, this old man appreciates you and will invite you to drink another day."
Mad Saber Three Waves was suddenly embarrassed, flirting with a girl but meeting her father, there is nothing more shameful than this in this world. He really wanted to find a hole to dig into.
Fortunately, this senior seems to be easy-going, and he brought this matter with a single sentence.
Then, the senior said hello to everyone online in the group, and asked everyone to take care of their daughters in the future. Then, went diving and hung up.
Seeing the senior leaving, Kuangdao Sanlang heaved a sigh of relief and said happily: "Fortunately, it seems that this senior is not someone who can't make jokes. Maybe when there is a chance, I can chat with Miss Yurouzi herself. ."
"..." True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
"..." Beihe Loose Cultivator.
The pharmacist rarely took his head again. He is a man who cherishes words like gold, and usually rarely speaks out, but this time he rarely typed four words: "Seeking more happiness."
"?" Sanlang was puzzled.
But the pharmacist, who is as merciful as gold, will obviously not explain more.
"Look at the prefix of the new Human Dao." Beihe Loose Man explained, if you don't die, you won't die. Why does Brother Sanlang never understand this
"Prefix? Spirit Butterfly Island?" Mad Saber Three Waves didn't seem to have reacted.
"Yes, Lingdie Island! Plus it's a senior, didn't you think of anyone?" Beihe Loose Cultivator reminded.
After a long while, Kuangdao Sanlang suddenly realized, and swiped a string of 'kneeling' expressions in the group: "Is that the needle that cares about Venerable Spirit Butterfly?"
Venerable Lingdie is a powerful senior, he is good at everything, upright and chivalrous... He just likes to care about all kinds of trivial things with others, and he has reached the pinnacle on the road of negotiating. Others are caring, but he is already caring about the needles!
The corners of Bei He San's popular mouth twitched: "I didn't remind you that much!"
Zhenjun Huangshan sighed, he couldn't stand it any longer: "Sanlang, my old friend just hangs up, but he hasn't logged off yet."
That is... Chat history may be seen.
No, it will definitely be seen!
True Monarch Huangshan really couldn't watch Sanlang continue to die, and after all, he was a junior in his own group.
"I'll wipe it, damn bird." Mad Saber Three Waves seemed to see the future in the near future. Immortal Venerable Spirit Butterfly came to visit, and then treated him in various scenes of abuse. His eyes were wet again, and this time he seemed to have gotten into a more troublesome senior
Sanlang screamed: "True Monarch, please help me plead for mercy!"
True Monarch Yellow Mountain gave an indifferent back expression.
The people in the group ignored the dog-like barking of the Three Waves and calmly changed the subject.
The Northern River Loose Cultivator asked the group leader, "True Monarch, how to solve the 'book mountain's pressure'?"
Su Clan's Qi said: "Do you want to be kicked out? After all, they are just ordinary people, so it is not easy to participate in the chat between us."
"Cough, since it was mistakenly added by the deity, it can be regarded as a kind of fate. Let the deity figure it out and see how to deal with it." True Monarch Huangshan replied - mainly because he suddenly added the other party to the group, and now he said Kick and kick, isn't he very shameless
So at least count it as a pretense, use it as an excuse, and then kick people out.
In this way, he shows his arrogance.
Second, not long ago, he suddenly became very interested in the study of divination. After studying for a month, his forehand was very itchy. Before doing anything, I like to make a guess.
After that, he started the hexagram with a copy of "Tang Poems and Song Ci" by his side, reached out and flipped it, and ran the secret fortune-telling technique. The power in the dark draws out a poem and forms a hexagram.
This time, the hexagrams went very smoothly. Since Huangshan Zhenjun learned the hexagram technique by himself, it was the first time to start the hexagrams so much!
He looked at the result of the hexagram with a look of joy.
Then…
True Monarch Huangshan's face was sinking like water.
True Monarch Huangshan's face turned stinky.
Let's look at the hexagram image: in the sky, I would like to be a winged bird, and in the earth, I would like to be a connecting branch.
In my impression, this poem was written by a poet named Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty. It is very classic. Later, it was often quoted to describe love
Immediately, Zhenjun Huangshan felt that his whole person was not well.
Your sister, Biyibird, and Lianlizhi! If you are willing to be connected with the branch, it is better for the deity to hang on the southeast branch!
Could it be that the dignified True Monarch Huangshan is going to perform a life-shattering and earth-shattering love with the male 'Book Mountain Pressure'? This can't help but remind him of Long Yangjun during the Warring States Period of China - he suddenly felt as if he had swallowed a cockroach, which was extremely disgusting.
"This must be the fact that the deity's hexagram technique is not enough, after all, it has only been learned for a month... So the deity should calculate another hexagram! Yes, it must be so!" The True Monarch Huangshan ran the hexagram technique again, and the power in the dark again flipped the