King Doudou: "I don't care. Now, Senior White and Song Shuhang around me have all learned to drive and have a driver's license. I don't have a driver's license. Don't I look like I'm very? I don't care, I don't care anyway. Anyway, you must get me a driver's license. I have to get in the car to learn how to drive, I want to drive! Huang Dashan is stupid, did you hear me?"
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "..."
[The system message prompts: (***************) King Doudou has been banned by the group owner Zhenjun Huangshan for 1 day. ]
Doudou snorted coldly: "Do you think it's useful to ban me?"
It slapped its paws and turned to the private chat page skillfully: "Huangshan Dasha, Huangshan Dasha..."
I can't chat in the group, I still have a private chat!
Then Doudou continued: "I want to drive, so promise me, okay? Please!"
"Don't make trouble, how do you go to learn to drive with a Beijing bus?" Huangshan Zhenjun said.
"Damn, Huangshan is stupid, you bully the dog!" Doudou said angrily and dissatisfiedly: "What happened to Jingba? I have claws to hold the steering wheel, I can get bigger, and my feet can step on the brake and accelerator! After reading the theory of Lao Duo learn to drive, I also remember the traffic knowledge, I can do it!"
Song Shuhang turned to look at Doudou's computer screen. He watched the chat between Doudou and Zhenjun Huangshan.
When he saw this moment, an enlarged version of 'Jingba' immediately appeared in his mind, sitting in the carriage like a human, with both claws on the steering wheel, driving seriously. The two dog legs can also step on the clutch, accelerator and brake...
That picture is not too beautiful...
If nothing else, if it drives on the road, it will scare a bunch of people.
The uncles of the traffic police dare not stop it at all. Would you dare to stop a driving dog with your life? Do not die? What should I do if I get hit with shit? Who pays
"In short, no, no, no, when you condense the demon pill and can transform into a human form, then talk to me about learning to drive. Otherwise, everything will be avoided!" Huangshan Zhenjun said firmly.
"Huangshan is stupid! Huangshan is stupid! Huangshan is stupid!"*3
Doudou swiped in dissatisfaction.
True Monarch Huangshan made a sneer: "If you keep making noise again, I will kick you out of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group. And set it as a user who refuses to join the group again!"
"..." Doudou's paws on the screen stopped.
After a while, it raised its head at a forty-five-degree angle, and the dog's face was full of melancholy and loneliness...
Song Shuhang thought that Doudou was going to soften.
But I saw Doudou sighed: "Huangshan is a fool, you are forcing Doudou and I will make a big move!"
Then, Song Shuhang watched it and took a screenshot of the chat between True Monarch Yellow Mountain and him, and then skillfully opened a member of the friend list.
Lychee Fairy is the very beautiful fairy who likes to take selfies.
Then, Doudou sent a private chat to Fairy Lychee: "Sister Lychee!"
Comes with a smirk emoji.
"Yo, it's Xiaodoudou. Why did you think of privately chatting with me today?" Fairy Lychee came over with a sweet smile, obviously she liked Doudou very much.
"Well... I'm here to sue. True Monarch Huangshan bullied me, and I feel wronged!" Doudou made a tearful expression, and then cut a few chat records between True Monarch Huangshan and him and sent them to Fairy Lychee.
The screenshot of Doudou is like this.
[King Doudou: "I want to drive, so you promise me? Please!" Hey, what a gentle tone
True Monarch Huangshan: "Don't make trouble, how can you learn to drive with a Beijing bus?"
King Doudou: "What's wrong with Jingba? I have claws to hold the steering wheel. I'm bigger, and my feet can step on the brakes and accelerators! I've read Lao Duo's theory of learning to drive in the past few days, and I have all the traffic knowledge. Remember, I can do it!"
True Monarch Huangshan: "Don't talk about it!"
True Monarch Huangshan: "If you keep arguing, I'll kick you out of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group." With a sneer. ]
Yes... Doudou erased all the content that he scolded the Yellow Mountain True Monarch, and left the Yellow Mountain True Monarch's cold expression on it.
Fairy Lychee quickly returned an 'angry' expression.
Then, she replied to Doudou: "What a true monarch of Huangshan actually treats you like this, Doudou, wait, I'll call the shots for you!"
After that, Fairy Lychee is offline!
Doudou continued to look up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, with a melancholy and smug expression on his face: "Oh, when is the time for retribution, why bother?"
When Song Shuhang saw this, he felt that his eyes were really going blind!
Doudou, once again successfully refreshed the lower limit of Song Shuhang's definition of 'cute pet'.
In the future, I will definitely, definitely not raise any monster pets! Song Shuhang swore in his heart.
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At this time, the sixty-ninth peak of the Promise Demon Sect was 'Mohou Peak'.
Young Master Hai sat quietly on the sea of clouds, resting his cheeks in one hand.
In the sea of clouds, he was able to sweat like rain, practicing the basic swordsmanship over and over again, honing his body.
The sea of clouds rolled, and Demon Lord Anzhi stepped out of the sea of clouds.
"That guy Jing Mo is loaded." After Demon Lord An Zhi appeared, he said directly.
When he heard the news, Young Master Hai's face froze secretly: "I remember that when Jing Mo went out this time, the master gave him a talisman of 'Blood Escape Dafa'?"
That is the best escape method that claims to be able to escape from the hands of a sixth-grade true monarch, but the helmsman Jing Mo can't escape completely
What kind of enemy did he meet
The old true monarch of the peak of the sixth grade? Or the terrifying seventh-grade Spirit Venerable
Zheng Neng stopped practicing the sword, wiped the sweat off his face, and Yu Jian approached Demon Lord Anzhi: "Is it because Jing Mo was careless and didn't have a chance to use the 'Blood Escape Da*fa' talisman? Or was he forcibly captured?"
"Jing Mo was not careless this time. When he dealt with the 'book mountain's pressure' this time, he brought his friend Daoist Banhu. Follow, that's really a good opportunity to deal with him." Demon Lord An Zhi sighed.
"Daoist Half Gourd? Is that the famous Loose Cultivator? The gourd in his hand is very troublesome." Zheng Neng frowned and said, when he was in the Xiannong Sect, he had heard the name of Taoist Half Gourd. This half-gourd Daoist was mediocre in strength, but with that gourd, he just made him the pinnacle of the fourth-rank monks.
"But this Daoist Half-Gourd, who even we felt troubled, was nailed to death by the 'book mountain's great pressure', and he was directly nailed to death with a sword, and he didn't know where the body was shot." Demon Lord An Zhi Recalling what the clone saw, I was still scared for a while.
His clone didn't even see what magic weapon the 'Book Mountain Pressure' was using, he could only see that it was a ray of light, and the speed was too fast! Then, Daoist Half Gourd hung up.
An Zhimojun put himself in his shoes and thought about it, if he replaced the Daoist Half Gourd with himself, he would not have much confidence that he would be able to survive under that magic weapon.
Young Master Hai narrowed his eyes and guessed: "I think, that magic weapon should not be reused, right? Otherwise, Jing Mo would definitely use the 'Blood Escape Da*fa' to escape for his life. And that 'Book Mountain' is just a rank 1 cultivator. , If the response is not fast, I will definitely not be able to intercept him!"
"Yes, after the 'Book Mountain's great pressure' used the magic weapon, he could no longer resist it. He received two swords from Jing Mo in a row, and was almost slashed by Jing Mo. But Jing Mo didn't expect that 'Book Mountain is under a lot of pressure' even has a magical escape method on his body, and the speed is very fast when he uses it. Even Jing Mo has to burst out again and again to keep up with the escape light. My clone can't keep up with the speed, so I can only watch from a distance They are gone." Demon Lord Anzhi sighed.
Zheng Neng nodded and said, "That Shushan is under a lot of pressure to meet many senior cultivators, and it's not surprising that there are one or two ways to escape. Jing Mo's brain is not agile after all, and he didn't take precautions."
"I don't know what happened in the process. But soon... I got the exact news that Su Clan's Qi captured Jing Mo's helmsman alive and took him back to the Tianhe Su Clan's headquarters." An Zhimo Jun's mouth twitched.
Tianhe Su Clan is a huge family that is no weaker than the 'Wuji Mozong', and has a lot of methods. After the helmsman Jing Mo was captured, he would probably reveal a lot of news about the 'Wujie Demon Sect'.
Young Master Hai tapped his fingers lightly on his thigh and replied, "It's okay, Jing Mo doesn't know much. Tianhe Su Clan can't get much information from him... Besides, I will contact 'Jing Mo' who originally belonged to 'Jing Mo'. Let them retreat as soon as possible to avoid retaliation from the Tianhe Su Clan. Brother Ah Qi’s strength can be said to be the first in fifth-rank combat power, and no branch can withstand his anger.”
"If you knew it earlier, you shouldn't have chosen Su Clan's Qi." Demon Lord Anzhi smiled strangely.
"No... I'm really glad that I can choose Brother Qi as my target. He will be a huge spur and motivation for me on the road to success. Between him and I, in the end, only one can survive. With such pressure, I Only then can we grow faster!" Young Master Hai laughed, he got up and jumped into the sea of clouds, heading to the formation of the Promise Demon Sect to contact the outside world.
"Mad." An Zhimojun murmured.
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Another two hours passed.
Venerable White: "Tu Tu Tu Tu..."
Beside him are three big boxes of bayberry... The one that Song Shuhang brought back has long been eaten. During this period, he also flew out to Luoxin Street in Jiangnan University Town, and bought four boxes of bayberry in one go.
Venerable White stood up and said to Song Shuhang, "The flying sword is coming soon, come with me and receive the flying sword."
"Okay!" Song Shuhang jumped up.
The auxiliary exercise of "King Kong Basic Fist" is "Unmoving King Kong Body".
Listening to the name, it is a very savage kind of cultivation technique. However, this was an auxiliary technique that would allow him to further strengthen his physical body and speed up the opening of the first-grade orifices, and it was a technique he desperately needed.
Venerable White pointed to the sky with one hand, and a faint white light flickered on his finger.
Soon, a small black sword appeared in the sky and shot towards Venerable White.
Invisibly…
Song Shuhang seemed to hear a scream.
The frequency of this scream is familiar.
This kind of 'ah ~ ah ~' screams, there will be a pause every two ah, very much like the screams he made when he was sent to Shi Tubo's grandfather's house by the bad senior Bai's 'Flying Sword Descendants'.