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Chapter 210: What should I do if I have long-term hemorrhoids in seclusion?

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Brother Sanji only said that he wanted to send a U-disk "Unmoving King Kong Body" auxiliary exercises. Could it be that he would also send someone over

Shouldn't it? When Song Shuhang was thinking like this, the little black flying sword was getting closer and closer.

And then... there's really someone on it.

It was a little bald head of about eight years old, and his mouth was screaming with the same rhythm as Song Shuhang at that time.

This little bald, chubby, round face, big eyes, very happy. It belongs to the kind of cute little fat paper that people can see and want to bite on his face.

But at this time, this cute little monk was bursting into tears... Because of the speed of Feijian, his snot and saliva all flew backwards, and his little face turned pale due to excessive panic.

When Senior White sent Song Shuhang last time, he still used the flying sword to hold up a piece of escaping light, so that Song Shuhang could stick to the flying sword.

However, the flying sword under the little monk did not have any escape light.

At this moment, the little monk hugged Feijian tightly, so as not to fall off the Feijian. Fortunately, the monk's robe on his body did not know what material it was made of. When it was firmly wrapped around the flying sword, it was not injured by the sharp flying sword. Let him not be cut in half by Feijian.

The only thing that is better than Song Shuhang is that his hairstyle won't turn into a broomhead or an exploding head-because he has no hair.

"Senior White, have my eyesight not been good recently, I saw a little monk on the flying sword?" Song Shuhang turned to look at Venerable White and asked.

"Well, there is a little monk." Senior Bai nodded calmly.

"Wait, there are really little monks. Didn't Senior Brother Sanri only send a USB flash drive? Why did you also send a little monk over?" Is the monk the 'sword spirit' of this flying sword?"

"No, you're thinking too much." Senior White continued to calmly say, "That's just an ordinary, first-grade little monk who has just completed foundation building and enlightenment."

"..." Song Shuhang felt his scalp rise, and subconsciously told him that it might be another big trouble

Whoosh!

The Feijian lightly landed in front of Venerable White, and hovered steadily in mid-air.

The little monk finally stopped screaming.

After a while, he reached out and wiped away his tears, his legs trembling and he wanted to stand up from the flying sword. However, the legs were so soft that he tried several times but couldn't stand up.

"Hello, two benefactors." The little monk lay on the sword, clasped his hands together, and saluted with a serious face. Then, he turned his head mechanically to look at Song Shuhang: "Donor, can you help the little monk... My legs are so soft, I can't get down?"

Song Shuhang smiled dryly and was about to reach out to pick up the little monk.

Venerable White suddenly thought seriously, and then he pinched a sword trick and said, "Shuhang, it is very likely that the little guy sent the wrong thing on the third day. I think we should send Feijian and the little monk back. Bar."

"Oh, that's right." Song Shuhang nodded: "But can seniors urge this flying sword?"

Back then, the pharmacist couldn't urge Master Tongxuan's flying sword, so Song Shuhang had to help deliver the flying sword back.

Venerable White said, "Don't worry, this time, Monk Tongxuan has lifted the restriction on the flying sword. His disciples can use it for three days. I can activate this flying sword, inject spiritual power and launch it back."

"Don't tell me, don't... The little monk will die!" The little monk could no longer maintain a serious appearance and shouted loudly.

At the same time, he quickly reached out and took off a USB flash drive at the hilt of the sword: "You must be Senior Brother Song Shuhang, this is what Senior Brother Sanri wants to send to you! There is an auxiliary technique of "Unmoving Vajra Body" in it. Monks don't lie, you can tell when you open it."

Song Shuhang took the USB flash drive and handed it to Senior White.

Senior Bai reached out and took it, looked at it, and said, "Well, there is no problem with the U disk, that's it. I will contact him for three days after the above ban, and let him pass on the method of lifting the ban."

Song Shuhang nodded silently.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, can you let me down now?" The little monk looked at Song Shuhang with pitiful eyes, clasped his palms together, and looked pleading.

"Well, who are you?" Song Shuhang asked.

"My name is Xiao Guoguo, I am six years old this year, and I am the seventy-eighth true disciple of Abbot Tongxuan!" The little monk's face was serious, but his brow still couldn't hide his smug look, and said, "I just After completing the foundation building, I will be able to wait for me to be promoted to the second rank? I will have my own magic name, I am very powerful!"

This little fat man was only six years old, and he looked like he was eight years old.

"Did you sneak out?" Song Shuhang asked.

The little monk's expression changed suddenly. After a while, he gritted his teeth and said with a tangled face: "It's not! I... Yes, I asked Senior Brother Sanri to send me here!"

After he finished speaking, I saw him clasping his hands together, constantly reciting the Buddha's name.

"Oh." Song Shuhang nodded.

Then, Shuhang took out his mobile phone and prepared to call Senior Brother Sanri.

The little monk's eyes were sharp, and he immediately saw the contact person on Song Shuhang's mobile phone, and his face turned pale: "I'm sorry! Senior brother Song Shuhang, the little monk sneaked out, please don't call senior brother Sanri!"

Senior White on the side said lightly: "Monks can't lie. You have violated the precepts."

The little monk suddenly looked disheveled.

"Sure enough, you should send it back, right?" Senior White picked up the sword art again.

The little monk was in a hurry: "No, it will kill people. When the little monk came over, his hands and feet were soft, and if he passed the book with Feijian again, he would definitely fall halfway. I don't want to go to the Western Paradise so quickly!"

"Don't worry!" When Venerable White heard this topic, he immediately became full of confidence: "I can send you back in the way of 'Flying Sword Successor'. Just like Yu Jian Fei, the escape light can hold you firmly. It sticks to the flying sword, you can't fall. This method is very good, Shuhang has tried it! Isn't it, Shuhang?"

Song Shuhang smiled and nodded: "Haha, yes, it is safe, and the speed is very fast!"

How fast? When he heard this description, the little monk's face turned gray.

"Haha, I'm teasing you." Song Shuhang laughed, reaching out to pick up the little monk and carrying him off the flying sword.

At this moment, his cell phone rang.

Song Shuhang took out his mobile phone and saw that it was Senior Brother Sanri who was calling, and he answered the call.

"Junior Brother Shuhang? Have you received the Feijian Biography?" came the voice of Senior Brother Sanri.

Song Shuhang glanced at the little monk who was standing beside him with his hands clasped together, and said with a smile, "Just received it, Senior Brother."

"Is there a fat-looking little monk on the flying sword, the kind that looks like a big kid?" Senior Brother Sanri's tone was full of tension.

"Well, there is one, it's called Guoguo, right?" Song Shuhang replied.

Senior Brother Sanri on the other end of the phone breathed a sigh of relief: "You bastard, he actually ran out following my Feijian Chuanshu. Thanks to him for being able to do it!"

Then, Senior Brother Sanri told Song Shuhang what happened.

The young monk Guoguo was brought back to the temple by Master Tongxuan three years ago and accepted as a disciple. It is said that he is the descendant of Master Tongxuan's deceased friend.

According to the rules of Tianya Yunyou Temple, if the disciple is not promoted to the third-rank Houtian realm, the disciple is not allowed to leave the temple. Then this little guy was so daring, he hung an invisible talisman on his body that day and hung himself on the black iron flying sword.

No wonder the little novice who went to get the sword at that time said why the black iron flying sword was so heavy - at that time, the little monk hid himself on the black iron flying sword.

After that, the three-day senior brother Feijian passed the book, and the little monk flew all the way to Song Shuhang with the flying sword.

Song Shuhang couldn't help but glance at the little monk. The little guy just put his hands together and stayed aside. At first glance, he was the kind of obedient child who was extremely well-behaved.

No one expected that he would hang himself on the flying sword and escape from the 'Tianya Yunyou Temple'.

"I also asked little friend Shuhang to take care of him for two or three days on my behalf. In a week at most, a junior brother will go to the Jiangnan area to pick up the junior brother." Senior brother Sanri sighed.

In fact... Brother Sanri himself can fly with his sword and bring back the little monk.

However, when he saw that this little guy ran out with all his hard work, his heart softened. It's better to let this little guy play outside for a few days. Anyway, Song Shuhang has Senior White by his side, and his safety is guaranteed.

"It's okay to take care of him for a few days, but I'll go back to my hometown in a few days. I'm on summer vacation now. If I don't come to take him within two or three days, I'll have to trouble that senior brother to go back to my hometown as a young monk." Song Shuhang added. road.

"Okay, no problem." Brother Sanri said.

"Well, that's it." When Song Shuhang was about to hang up the phone, Senior White motioned Song Shuhang to give him the call.

After receiving the call, Senior White asked, "In three days, tell me how to unblock the USB flash drive."

"Okay, senior." Senior Brother Sanri began to talk to Senior Bai about the method of unblocking.

Song Shuhang went to the little monk Guoguo.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, I'm causing you trouble." The little monk folded his palms and bowed in salute.

"Haha." Song Shuhang suddenly shot like electricity, grabbed the little monk's fat cheeks, and pulled it away from the left and right... The first time he saw this little monk, he wanted to do it!

It's very interesting to see the little monk's serious face, but he doesn't dare to resist.

"Little guy, you ran out of Tianya Yunyou Temple just to play?" Song Shuhang asked.

"The little monk is not a playful person." Guoguo looked serious.

"Then why did you work so hard to get out?" Shuhang was curious.

The little monk looked tangled and gritted his teeth: "If Senior Brother Shuhang swears not to tell others, the little monk can tell you the reason for running away."

"No problem, I feel that my mouth is still very strict." Song Shuhang said seriously.

At the same time, he also cooperated with the little monk to make a poisonous oath.

The little monk then whispered: "Actually, I have been meditating for too long in the past two years. Sometimes I often meditate on ice cubes and fire rocks when I retreat and practice. I don't know when I got hemorrhoids. I heard that there are treatments outside. For hemorrhoid surgery, I just wanted to sneak out and have an operation.”

Song Shuhang rubbed his face with his hands - he felt that he had recently suffered from facial expression stiffness, and he didn't know what expression to use to show his inner galloping mood...