It turns out that if you sit in seclusion for a long time, will you still have hemorrhoids? Although sitting for a long time is indeed a major factor in causing hemorrhoids…
Song Shuhang is a rookie in cultivation, and it has only been more than a month since he cultivated. To be able to open the heart and eyes in one breath is luck and opportunity.
Therefore, he was completely unable to understand what it would be like for a low-level cultivator to sit cross-legged and practice for several years every day.
Not to mention the situation of meditating on the 'fire rock' and 'ice rock' as the little monk mentioned. Come to think of it, the 'fire rock' and 'ice stone' mentioned by the little monk should be the treasures of the monk sect in order to improve the efficiency of the disciples' meditation practice. Something like the 'Hanyu Bed' of the Tomb School in the novel
In short, Song Shuhang felt that he had risen in his posture today.
However, monks should have a way to deal with hemorrhoids, right? Otherwise, does every low-level monk have hemorrhoids
and…
Song Shuhang asked, "Guo Guo, don't you take body quenching liquid?"
He remembered that when he took the body quenching liquid for the first time, some small and large dark wounds in his body were all eliminated. After that, although the effect of taking the medicine is getting lower and lower each time, it still has a certain effect of quenching the body.
Can you treat mere hemorrhoids with a single shot of body quenching fluid
Should be... about... OK? Unless, this little guy has taken too much body quenching liquid before, causing the body quenching liquid to no longer be able to quench his body
"I also thought about the body quenching liquid, but it's useless." The little monk Guoguo sighed heavily, his little face was full of heavy sadness.
Then he lowered his voice and said, "When I took the body quenching liquid for the first time, the hemorrhoids hadn't come out yet. However, the effect of the body quenching liquid was really good, and the dark wounds in my body were completely expelled.
Then, when I practiced on fire rock and ice stone for two years and the hemorrhoids came out, I immediately thought of body quenching fluid. Then immediately went to take it. But somehow, the body quenching liquid has no effect on hemorrhoids. "
In fact, it was useless whether the little monk kept his voice down or not. What kind of cultivation is Venerable White? If Song Shuhang could hear it, he could hear it clearly even if he was separated by thousands of meters. As for Jingba Doudou, it is Jingba, and the hearing is excellent.
Of course, Song Shuhang would not ruthlessly expose this fact.
When he heard this, he quietly turned his head to look at Venerable White.
Venerable White's mouth moved slightly, and the sound transmission entered the secret: "The little monk takes too much body quenching liquid of ordinary quality... Ordinary body quenching liquid has no effect on his body. Unless it is a high-quality body quenching liquid, it can efficient."
Sure enough, Song Shuhang sighed secretly.
When the scattered cultivators went bankrupt and burst into tears in order to toss out a pot of 'body quenching fluid', the elite disciples of the sect sect drank the quenching fluid until they vomited. This is the advantage accumulated by the sect.
The little monk didn't notice Song Shuhang's abnormality, and continued to lower his voice: "In addition, recently, Master wants me to go to the ice and fire cave in the Thousand Layers Prison Cave to practice retreat and speed up my practice. I feel that if I go The hemorrhoids will become more and more serious in the Thousand Layers Prison Cave Mansion, so I thought of doing a small operation to avoid future troubles!"
"I even found a hospital, minimally invasive treatment, no pain, no recurrence!" The little monk looked expectant when he said this.
Song Shuhang sighed, there may be no pain, but if it doesn't recur, it's just an advertisement. These days, the advertising effect is so good, it is used to deceive pure guests like the little monk.
After sighing, Shuhang asked: "Little guy, don't you tell your master about this problem? Master Tongxuan will definitely have a way to treat this small problem, right?"
"My master is practising the closed-mouth meditation, and everything in the temple is now managed by Master Tongmiao from the Discipline Institute. If I ask Master Tongmiao, he will definitely say: This little problem can be solved by perseverance. Being able to persevere in the past. This... is also a part of cultivation!" The little monk learned from Master Tongmiao's tone and said, "Because Master Tongmiao follows the practice of ascetic monks."
Ascetic: When we suffer, we are happy. The more painful it is, the more I can realize the sweetness of 'suffering'. So, let the hemorrhoids come more violently!
Song Shuhang twitched the corner of his mouth: "Then why don't you ask your three-day senior brother? They are people who have come here, so there must be a way?"
"No, it's too embarrassing, this kind of thing must not be known to the senior brother!" The little monk Guoguo said firmly: "So I think it's better to do it? It's better. After you do it, you don't have to worry about recurrence. I'm not afraid of a thousand-story prison cave!"
Song Shuhang lightly pinched Xiao Chuanzhi's face: "Okay, come on. Then, if you just want to treat hemorrhoids, our Jiangnan University City Affiliated Hospital is not bad, there is also minimally invasive surgery, where can I take you for treatment? "
The little monk thought for a while and replied, "Okay, then I'll try it!"
Song Shuhang shrugged: "Come here, I'll assign you a room. Also, you must not run around during the few days you're staying with me, you know? Otherwise, I can't explain it to Senior Brother Sanri. "
"The little monk knows, it will never cause you any more trouble!" The little monk Guoguo said obediently.
Song Shuhang nodded - I hope this little guy can be more obedient, right
After all, he is a good person, and he cannot refuse such a handy request to 'take care of the little monk'.
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After arranging the room of the little monk Guoguo, the little monk stayed in the small room and closed his eyes to rest his mind. He needed to recover from the fatigue caused by flying on the flying sword at high speed for more than four hours.
Song Shuhang went back downstairs. Venerable White was inserting the USB flash drive of "Unmoving King Kong Body" into the computer to run it.
Because it is a cultivation method passed down in the same vein as "Basic Vajra Fist", the exercises in "Unmoving Vajra Body" are the same as the original ones, which are also a few pictures plus exercise formulas.
But it is an auxiliary exercise, there are only two pictures in total, and a row of formulas.
The method of use refers to the method that the pharmacist instructed him in the "Basic Vajra Fist". After staring at it for a while and remembering the above content in mind, look at it again in a relaxed state, and you will enter an illusion space and accept the "Unmoving Vajra Body". of cultivation heritage.
After Song Shuhang mastered the cultivation method of "Unmoving King Kong Body", Venerable White instructed Song Shuhang's little method of 'charging technique'.
The same is to use the power of qi and blood to draw a thunder symbol in the palm of the hand, but it is much simpler than the thunder symbol of 'palm thunder'. Then just shoot it at the phone or laptop you want to charge.
When it is full, the excess energy will dissipate automatically.
Song Shuhang quickly mastered this little 'charging technique' spell.
It's just... He always felt that the method taught by Venerable White was somewhat different from what Senior Mad Saber Three Waves left in the group space.
Has Venerable White improved this 'charging technique' by himself
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The next day, July 9.
When Song Shuhang got up early in the morning, he opened the door.
Then, he found Senior White strolling back and forth in the corridor outside his door.
"Senior White, good morning." Song Shuhang said.
"Good morning, Shuhang." Senior White smiled, and then he happily handed over the tablet in his hand and pulled a message for Shuhang to read.
It was a message from True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
"Zun Bai, I have arranged for you and Shuhang to participate in flight training. On July 9, a special agent will come to your door and send you a Class II medical certificate and a private aircraft driver's license (ppl). At that time, the agent will escort you to a special airport for a test flight, I wish you a happy flight! - True Monarch Huangshan, come on."
Bai Zunmei smiled happily and looked very happy.
"Give me a medical certificate, and an airplane driver's license?" Song Shuhang rubbed his eyes. I haven't even touched an airplane. Senior Huangshan, you can send me a driver's license. Is it really appropriate
"Well, don't worry about these details. Hurry up and prepare!" Senior Bai said happily: "Someone will pick us up for a test flight at a special airport in a while! Don't miss the time!"
"Okay senior, no problem, I'll prepare, and I'll wait to set off!" Song Shuhang showed a hearty smile at Senior White.
"Okay, hurry up!" Senior White hummed a song, then went downstairs with his tablet computer in his arms.
After Senior White went down, Doudou came out quietly, without saying a word, shaking his body. Then, a dog hair fell off.
Then, it silently handed the dog hair to Song Shuhang: "Take it and put it close to your body. Just in case!"
"Doudou!" Song Shuhang said excitedly - at a critical time, Doudou was still very loyal!
Doudou patted Song Shuhang heavily with his dog's paw, and then quietly went back to his room.
After returning to the room, Doudou's mouth showed a humanized smile: "Hehe, Huangshan is a fool, if you don't let me learn a car, I will go straight to learn an airplane!"
It turns out... that dog hair was not used for Song Shuhang just in case
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The poor student Song Shuhang, who didn't know it, carefully hid the dog hair close to him, and then quickly opened the chat software.
When he opened it, there was indeed a message from True Monarch Yellow Mountain to him.
"Little friend Shuhang, I have already arranged for you and Venerable White to participate in flight training. On July 9th, someone will send you a medical certificate and a flight photo. Then I will take you to learn how to fly a plane. I wish you a good time. .—True Monarch Yellow Mountain."
Song Shuhang replied: "Senior Huangshan, can't you tell me the news a few days in advance and let me prepare myself psychologically?"
Zhenjun Huangshan happened to be online at this time: "Haha, I told you a long time ago that I will arrange for you to learn to fly in the near future? Besides, it is not easy to directly insert you into learning to fly through relationships. Just take the chance and don't complain!"
"Okay." Song Shuhang sighed: "Then I only have one supplementary request. Senior Huangshan, please prepare a 'space suit' and matching oxygen supply equipment for me!"
"What do you want these for? It's just a flight in the blue sky?" asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
"Senior Huangshan." Song Shuhang said solemnly: "If I am with Senior White, my goal is not as simple as a mere blue sky. My journey is the universe!"
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "..."