For some unknown reason, when True Monarch Huangshan heard Song Shuhang's words, he was inexplicably moved. Recalling the character of Senior White... It seems that it is not impossible to rush into the universe.
"I understand, I will prepare everything you want for you." True Monarch Huangshan assured.
At the end, he reminded again: "By the way, don't let Doudou get on the plane with you. It has been calling to learn to drive before. If it gets on the plane, God knows what will happen! Never give it to him. Opportunity to touch the plane!"
"Senior Huangshan, you are worrying too much." Song Shuhang sighed and said, "Even Doudou doesn't want to accompany me and Senior White to learn how to fly, so you should be at ease."
Before, Doudou only gave him a dog hair to save his life. Even Doudou knew what might happen if he learned to fly with Senior White
"Is that so? If this is the case, it would be even better." True Monarch Huangshan replied - Did Doudou really change his temper
In Huangshan Zhenjun's impression, Doudou is simply afraid that the world will not be chaotic. If it is not a matter of learning to fly, it will definitely be unwilling.
Could it be that after spending some time with Little Friend Shuhang, Doudou was also influenced by Little Friend Shuhang and no longer caused trouble? If that's the case, it couldn't be better.
When he raised Doudou, he was aiming at Beijing Ba's cuteness and docility, unlike the husky's excess energy. In the end, I don't know when, Doudou suddenly became funny, what happened in the middle? True Monarch Huangshan still can't figure it out.
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Just as True Monarch Huangshan was thinking about it, a pleasant sound came from outside his cave. It was the sound of the forbidden talisman caused by a fellow monk coming to visit, and the function was similar to a doorbell.
True Monarch Huangshan opened a mirror, and the mirror lit up like a computer screen, revealing the picture of the entrance of the cave.
There, a beautiful fairy smiled. She seemed to sense that Zhenjun Huangshan was looking at her, she smiled and waved her little hand: "Senior Huangshan, I'm here to play with you!"
"Hey, it's lychee, why are you free today?" True Monarch Huangshan laughed and opened the ban on the talisman.
Fairy Lychee has a sweet smile and a harmless face...
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On the other side, after finishing the call with True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Song Shuhang checked some tips on how to protect yourself in the event of an air crash, and how to use a parachute on the Internet.
Although it is said that there is Senior Bai's flying sword and Doudou's dog hair, but be prepared. Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared!
Then he took a deep breath, tried his best to keep a hearty smile, and went downstairs to eat.
The quality of breakfast, lunch, and dinner in Song Shuhang's family declined all the way because he forgot to bring back 'Kongkong Pirates Tangtang' when he returned from the 'Five Fingers Mountain Sealed Forbidden Land' last time.
The breakfast was brought back from the outside by Senior White, a few servings of soy milk, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, porridge, pickles...
Plenty of tricks.
As for why Senior White thought of going to buy breakfast
Song Shuhang turned his head to look at Senior White.
Senior White, who was swiping the tablet computer, felt a sense, raised his head, his cheeks were bulging: "chuchu chuchu..."
There were several boxes of bayberry beside Venerable White, and it seemed that the breakfast was brought by the senior.
However, haven't the predecessors been tired of eating bayberry? Then I have to say that the cultivator's body is great. If ordinary people eat so much bayberry, their teeth will be sore. Senior White still eats happily.
Song Shuhang sat down, stretched out his hand to take a piece of white bread, and asked casually, "Senior, is Guoguo out for breakfast?"
"In the bathroom, it's been a long time." Senior White replied.
It's been a long time? It looks like hemorrhoids are serious? No wonder he couldn't help but want to come out for surgery.
"Guoguo, remind you, you need to wipe the buttocks clean, otherwise the hemorrhoids will become more serious." Song Shuhang casually mentioned.
You will get hemorrhoids if you take a long time, and you will get hemorrhoids if you wipe your butt clean. These are all common sense.
"Ah? This will also aggravate the hemorrhoids?" The little monk screamed from the bathroom.
"Yes, so hygiene is very important." Song Shuhang grabbed a fried dough stick, wrapped the white bread with it, and then took a bite. This way of eating is his favorite.
Then he turned on the TV in the hall, and clicked a few channels at random to see what news was.
After changing several channels, when he clicked on the Jiangnan area channel, the news on the screen attracted his news.
There is a talk show on TV.
On the left is a middle-aged man with glasses who looks like I'm an expert.
On the right is a beautiful hostess, wearing sexy black silk, doing a question-and-answer interview with an expert.
"Professor Liu, as an authoritative scholar of geology, we just have a question that we want to ask you. This question has troubled many residents in our Jiangnan area." The hostess laughed: "It's about July 1, when the What happened to the huge landslide that suddenly appeared near the Electronic City in the Jiangnan area?"
Song Shuhang's mouth froze while biting the bread. What the hostess said was the masterpiece of Senior White, the huge sinkhole that exploded after a fall.
There is also a lot of discussion on the Internet about that big pit.
For example, someone shouted hoarsely: This is definitely not an ordinary sinkhole, because there has never been such a neat sinkhole. Compared to the sinking, this one is obviously more like a crater.
But it's impossible to say it's a crater. In broad daylight, no one saw any signs of meteorites falling from the sky, and there were no traces of flame burning behind the meteorites in the pit.
In short, this matter has been discussed a lot in the Jiangnan area, and there are different opinions.
"This problem, without a doubt, is subsidence!" Professor Liu said firmly.
Then, he began to talk about it, and began to introduce the composition of the subsidence, why there is too much underground ore mining, too much groundwater extraction, and so on.
The topic was bullshit, and it turned into a lecture on 'underground' science, and then it turned into the evil of capitalists who over-exploited underground resources, and then it turned into how to protect the environment, Everyone is responsible.
The professor's speech was spittle, and the audience was inexplicable.
The hostess's mentality at this time is: grass Nima! Where did all this go? Bring back the key points for my mother, and then summarize it into less than 20 words!
But she couldn't roar out what was in her heart, and she had to put on a 'Professor Liu's words are true', echoing it from time to time. The host is also very hard sometimes.
"Okay, let's take it as a subsidence." Song Shuhang sighed secretly, not only him, but also many residents in the Jiangnan area.
It was Professor Liu who won!
At this time, Senior White looked up at the TV and said with a smile, "Hey, isn't this a pit I accidentally smashed?"
"No, Senior White. This is a subsidence!" Song Shuhang turned his head and said seriously: "This is a pit in the ground caused by the continuous development of underground resources by the evil capitalists. As for why the subsidence is like a crater, Professor Liu is sure will explain!"
"Oh, so that's the case." Senior White nodded: "In other words, if I accidentally smash out a hole in the future, I won't use the 'Earth Leveling Spell', right?"
"Senior White!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up: "Yes, that's it!"
Then he grabbed the fritters and the bread again and took a bite.
Experts are sometimes useful too...
He took another bite of the fritters and bread.
At this moment... the bathroom door opened.
The little monk Guoguo had a serious look on his face, and then he ran to Song Shuhang quickly with his bare bottom.
Song Shuhang looked puzzled, what is this little guy doing
After Guoguo ran to Shuhang's side, she turned around, pouted her little butt and asked, "Senior Brother Shuhang, show me quickly, has my butt been wiped clean?"
As soon as Song Shuhang turned his head, he saw Guoguo's little ass and the hemorrhoids: "..."
Shuhang was immediately stunned!
And let people not have a good meal
Immediately afterwards, when he lowered his head, he saw the fried dough stick in his hand. It was golden and looked like a big stick. It's over, I have no appetite.
"Senior Brother Shuhang?" Xiao Guoguo turned her head suspiciously.
"It's very clean." Song Shuhang said with a dry smile: "Come here, wash your hands and eat."
"Okay." The little monk pulled up his pants and rushed back to the bathroom.
Song Shuhang threw the fried dough sticks aside and nibbled the white bread silently. Without fritters, the white bread is just slightly sweet, which is not easy to eat.
Soon, the little monk Guoguo rushed back: "Senior Brother Shuhang, what's for breakfast?"
"Soy milk, fried dough sticks, bread, porridge, pickles are all available, you can choose." Song Shuhang pointed to the table.
"Huh? Only eat these foods? Don't we eat 'spiritual rice balls' or 'nectar liquid'?" The little monk raised his head in confusion and looked at Song Shuhang.
Lingmi balls, manna liquid
These are the things that the elite disciples of the sect can enjoy. Where did he get it as a small loose cultivator? Song Shuhang sighed deeply: "I don't have it here."
While speaking, he turned his head to look at Senior White.
Senior White: "Tut tug tug..."
Then Senior Bai explained: "Well, Lingmi is rice that is planted with magic and contains spiritual energy. Manna juice is also the juice of a spiritual energy plant. The monks in the quenching stage eat these whole grains containing spiritual energy. Increase the qi and blood in the body and speed up the speed of cultivation. When you are free, I will take you to plant two acres of land. I have planted it before, and I miss it."
"Thank you senior!" Song Shuhang laughed.
The little monk seemed to understand Song Shuhang's embarrassment. He clasped his hands together and announced the Buddha's name: "It's okay, Senior Brother Shuhang. Even if it's an ordinary breakfast, I don't dislike it."
After a pause, he asked again, "Senior Brother Shuhang, are these fried dough sticks fried with vegetable oil? Or are they fried with animal fat?"
Song Shuhang burst into tears: "I don't know."
"Oh, then you can't eat it, you can't break the precepts." The little monk Guoguo grabbed the bread and nibbled it silently, imitating Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang's heart, for some reason, became so melancholy...