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Chapter 225: Little monk I'm going to make money to cure hemorrhoids!

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The gray-haired Anthony slowly woke up from the dizziness... He felt that he was in a very bumpy place, as if he was riding a tractor a long time ago, shaking and uncomfortable.

"Damn, can't people get a good night's sleep?" Anthony murmured, and then he slowly opened his eyes.

Bright! So bright! Bright stay!

When he opened his eyes, he found that there was light in front of him, all white. Moreover, this light is omnidirectional and has no blind spots, just like the medical shadowless lamp, and even a shadow cannot be seen!

It was vaguely visible that he was on a big ship. But if it's a big ship, why can I see white clouds floating beside the ship

At this moment, a gentle voice sounded in his ear: "Child, you are awake."

child? My Tema is in her 40s and almost 50, yet she still calls me a child? Anthony's mouth twitched, then turned his head to look at the owner of the gentle voice.

At a glance, he almost urinated.

It was a human-shaped object that was as pure as jade, and its entire body was flawless. A pure white light radiated from him. Behind him, a total of three pairs of wings flapped slowly, which further highlighted his sanctity.

God... an angel? Anthony's mouth is open.

Why do I see angels

Could it be... am I dead? No, it's impossible, I just died like this for no reason.

"Excuse me, where is this place?" Anthony asked with a weeping voice. He was still very young. He still had many experiments he wanted to try, and he still had many dreams to come true. He felt that he could save him again!

"Don't panic, don't be afraid. Child, this is heaven." The seraph had a loving smile on the corner of his mouth, and his voice was soft, giving people a very comfortable feeling.

However, no matter how gentle a smile was, it couldn't resolve Anthony's despair at this time.

Heaven, am I really dead? He rolled his eyes and passed out just like that...

"Senior Baihe, don't scare him like this. What if you're scared to death? We're going to replace him with Teacher Li." At this time, beside the seraph, there was a black body shrouded in black. The figure in the clothes appeared quietly, giggling.

"To be honest, I didn't scare him from beginning to end, and the name of my ship is 'Heaven', so I didn't lie to him." The seraph was still gentle, and then he saw it lightly With a flick of the light, the holy light in the sky was put away, revealing his true body.

It was a huge white crane, completely white, with three wings on the left and right sides. This is its true body. As for the seraph just now, it was the form he transformed into a human form.

Coincidentally, it is similar to the archangel in Western legends. I don't know if it's because of its human form that it has a very good status in the Western world.

This True Monarch White Crane is a friend of True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

Teacher Xiao Li was taken away by Laomei's FBI or similar organization. With the help of the White Crane True Monarch, it would be easy to exchange Anthony for Teacher Xiao Li.

In fact, it was very easy for True Monarch Huangshan to directly send someone to rescue Teacher Li—but that would cause a lot of unnecessary trouble.

Well... the above is actually an excuse!

In fact, this True Monarch White Crane once received the great kindness of Senior White, the kind recreated by the kindness. Whenever Senior White needs help, he is always the first to come out and help.

However, there is another big problem here. True Monarch White Crane is now unwilling or afraid to see Senior White's face. It is said that after he received Venerable White's great kindness, he rode his horse before and after Venerable White for about two months.

Then one day, it made a big death, and it proposed to Senior White.

It's a proposal... Then there's no need to say more.

That was the most painful yet sweetest memory in True Monarch Bai He's life. Until now, he still dared not see Venerable White.

However, it wants to help Venerable White very much, even if it is a small matter, as long as there is a place where it can help, it wants to help.

Therefore, the True Monarch of Mount Huangshan reassured him of handing over the task of 'saving Teacher Xiao Li'.

It was because of Venerable Bai that Teacher Li was taken into the hands of the old American FBI or similar organization. Bringing out the little one is equivalent to helping Venerable White.

Moreover, after True Monarch Yellow Mountain handed this task to True Monarch Baihe, Baihe would not only help him in the past, but would also owe True Monarch Huangshan a favor!

Not only can you let others do things for you, but you can also let others owe you a favor. If you don't do such a beautiful thing, you are a fool!

"Speaking of which, Senior White is out again this time? Who is responsible for bringing Senior White familiar with the new era this time?" Zhenjun Baihe asked the man in black next to him.

This man covered in black clothes was a subordinate of True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

The monks are known as 'Tibetan Hook' Zhou Li. His duty is to deal with all kinds of troubles for Doudou, and perfectly wipe his ass for Doudou. For subordinates like him, Zhenjun Huangshan has a team under his command.

"Well, Venerable White has been out of the gate for some time. But this time, a new person is in charge of taking care of Venerable White." Zang Tiangou Zhou Li replied.

"Rookie? Tsk tsk, the people in the group of True Monarch Yellow Mountain have become old slickers, and they refuse to welcome Senior White, right? A group of guys who have no determination!" True Monarch White Crane scoffed.

Zhou Li: "… "

You are the most unqualified person to talk about the willpower of the Daoists in the True Monarch group. At least the Daoists in the group did not do such unethical things as you did to propose marriage!

"Then now, I can bet that the newcomer has already surrendered to the charm of Senior White, right?" asked True Monarch White Crane. Under the charm of Senior White, he couldn't extricate himself!

Zhou Li thought for a while and replied, "How can I say this... I have heard Zhenjun mention it. Although this newcomer is influenced by the charm of Senior White, he still maintains a normal friendship."

"What? Can we still maintain a normal friendship? Are the newcomers male or female? Human or demon?" Zhenjun Baihe hurriedly asked.

"Human, male." Zhou Li replied.

"Male? Is this guy gay? He can actually withstand the charm of Senior White!" True Monarch Bai He was surprised.

Zhou Li: "… "

Senior Baihe, you said the opposite, just the opposite! It is precisely because the little friend named Shuhang has a normal sexual orientation that he can block the charm of Venerable White!

In addition, by the way, True Monarch White Crane is not really a foundation.

Its race is very special, it is the bloodline of divine beasts left over from ancient times. From the time they emerge from the eggs, they are gender-neutral, yin-yang and yin-yang.

Only when their family finds the true love in their life and makes a special contract similar to a marriage contract, will their family evolve the corresponding gender according to the lover's gender.

In general, it is a very tall and unscrupulous race. Before they got married, their family would pick up sisters and pick up sisters, and if they wanted to pick up younger brothers, they picked up younger brothers.

"Tsk tsk, it seems that after I exchange that Xiao Li back, it is necessary to meet the newcomer this time." True Monarch Bai He put his wings under his head and put on a contemplative posture.

It is necessary to educate the newcomer this time, so that he can understand the charm and beauty of the white predecessors.

In this world, no creatures who do not love Senior White are allowed to exist! Any creature that doesn't love Senior White is the world's fault.

The wrong three views of the newcomer, let it be reversed by True Monarch Baihe himself!

The fire of fighting spirit burned in the eyes of Zhenjun Baihe.

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On the other side, the Jiangnan area.

More than an hour ago, Song Shuhang and Venerable Bai grabbed Doudou and waited for a long time above the Jiangshui Civil Aviation Training Center. The professionals sent by the True Monarch Yellow Mountain to deal with the end (wiping the buttocks) finally arrived.

Song Shuhang handed the Anthony to this team of professionals, and told them where the 'plane crashed'.

Afterwards, the 'Jingba flight incident', 'airplane crash incident', and 'Little Li becoming an astronaut incident' can all be handed over to this professional team.

After the explanation, Shuhang returned to the pharmacist's building together with Senior White and Doudou.

As soon as Song Shuhang came back, he called out, "Guoguo!"

- I'm very embarrassed to say, let this little monk stay at home, don't run around, and take a good look at home. But he and Senior White rushed into the universe in one breath, and after tossing back and forth, they didn't even prepare lunch for the little monk.

I don't know if the little monk Guoguo is hungry

After Song Shuhang called twice, there was no response in the room.

"Strange, why shouldn't you make a sound, are you asleep?" Song Shuhang wondered.

Then, he looked up and down the whole building, but still didn't see the little monk Guoguo.

"Where did this bear child go?" Song Shuhang gritted his teeth.

"Shuhang, come and take a look at this." At this time, Senior Bai pointed to the dining table on the third floor, on which was a novel that Song Shuhang had rented from the bookstore and had not returned it.

Song Shuhang took a closer look, only to find that two large characters were written on the cover of the novel.

The first paragraph: "Brother Shuhang, I'm going to make money, don't read."

The second paragraph: "ps: I checked the Internet with my computer in the morning, and found that the hemorrhoid surgery actually cost 3,000 to 5,000 yuan, and it would be even more expensive if I was hospitalized! And I only took 1,032 yuan with me when I went out. Mao, there is still a lot of money before the surgery. So, Brother Shuhang, I'm going to make money, and I'll be back soon!"

"Ah!" Song Shuhang clenched his fists: "You bastard, you really want to be mad at me, don't you? I told you to stay at home and watch the house, and let me go out and run around, and ignore my words, right? Also ps, ps your sister Ah! When I catch you back, no matter whether you have hemorrhoids or not, I will punch you out!"

Doudou quietly shrank his head, Song Shuhang is very angry today