The sun is setting, and the sky is getting darker. A small mountain village outside the Jiangnan area.
Cao Delian sat at the door of his old house, smoking a cigarette silently. After smoking one after another, he finally seemed to have made up his mind.
He went back into the room and opened the small door of the closet, revealing all kinds of statues of Buddhas and gods inside.
"All the gods who know and don't know, my old Cao will wash his hands after finishing this vote, so please bless me and let me do my last vote beautifully. When I change my face in the future, I will definitely A golden body for all your gods." After Cao De put incense on the chain, he also put some offerings such as fruits in a decent manner.
Then he carefully closed the closet door and took a deep breath.
Last vote, today is definitely the last vote! After washing his hands, he would change his face and change his identity to live in another place, Cao Delian secretly said in his heart.
Then he tidied up his clothes a little, turned around and prepared to leave the old house and go out to find the target of the last vote.
When he turned around, he suddenly saw the door of his house, and at some point a little monk appeared.
The little monk looked about eight years old, with a round face, so cute that people wanted to squeeze his face and twist it twice.
Moreover, the little monk tried his best to put on a serious face, and this action made his cuteness value increase by another level.
If this little guy is sold, there must be a lot of people who want to pay for it, right? Cao Delian had an occupational disease in his heart and secretly guessed.
When Cao Delian was thinking about it, he saw the little monk put his hands together and bowed to him: "Hello, donor, is the donor Cao Delian at home?"
Hey, the little monk knows my name
Cao Delian was puzzled in his heart, but he still gave a decent salute and said, "Hello, little master. I am Cao Delian."
"That's right." The little monk showed a relieved look on his face: "The little monk has something to ask for donor Cao. By the way, is it convenient for the little monk to enter the room and talk?"
Cao Delian was stunned for a while, but nodded and welcomed the little monk into the room.
Then, Cao Delian asked cautiously, "I don't know what the little master is looking for from me? Did someone ask you to bring a message?"
"No." The little monk bowed again and said, "The little monk is looking for Patron Cao because he has something to do with you. The little monk also inquired a lot today, and only then did he find out where Patron Cao lives."
Inquire many ways to find yourself? Cao Delian was confused and asked, "I don't know what the little master is looking for from me?"
"It's like this! I heard that Mr. Cao, you are a place that specializes in selling children, right?" The little monk showed an innocent smile: "Then I want to ask, Mr. Cao, do you accept children here? "
When he said this, the little monk blushed slightly and said: "If you buy a child, look at me, the little monk? Although I am six years old, I think I am quite cute. If you want to buy it, five How about I sell it to you for a thousand dollars?"
Cao Delian's expression at this time is a magnified version of ignorance.
What is this God unfolding? Is it tricking me? Or are you kidding me
Seeing his dazed look, the little monk thought that the price was inappropriate, so he said distressedly: "Can't you? Four thousand is also fine. It can't be any less. The little monk needs at least five thousand yuan for hemorrhoid surgery. The little monk only has one thousand yuan in his hand."
Cao Delian continues to be stunned...
"Isn't it enough for four thousand? But it can't be any less. If it's any less, the little monk can't do hemorrhoid surgery at all." The little monk frowned.
Do hemorrhoid surgery? Four thousand less? So to sell yourself
What kind of logical thinking
After a while, Cao Delian asked aloud: "Little master, stop joking. Where is your family?"
The little monk thought for a while and replied, "It would take four or five hours to fly in the sky in a far, far place."
In other words, does it take four or five hours to fly by plane? very far.
Cao Delian felt a faint pain in his stomach: "Then how did you come here?"
"I sneaked out of the temple with my master behind my back, and flew in the air for four or five hours to reach the Jiangnan area. Then I met an acquaintance and stayed at his house for one night. But... Today the little monk came out by himself. After making money, I came again.” The little monk answered honestly—because monks don’t lie.
When Cao Delian heard this, his eyes lit up.
The stomach pain was healed without medicine, and the heart was a little faster-could it be that the little monk in front of him was the last fortune that the gods bless him and let him earn? Then make a fortune
This little monk has a good foundation, he has fine skin and tender flesh, and he is handsome. And only six years old. It's kind of weird how the head thinks, but these things can be taught.
So, he thought about it and asked, "What about that acquaintance of yours?"
The little monk replied: "I don't know, he and another senior went out and didn't come back for a long time. That's why I came out alone. Why are you asking these questions, Master Cao? You answer the little monk, four thousand yuan can't buy it Buy a little monk? If you don't buy it, the little monk will go to another house to ask!"
What a godsend! Cao Delian clenched his fist excitedly - he even thought of many ways of his own.
As long as this little monk is successfully sold, maybe he will not worry about eating and drinking for the rest of his life. This is definitely the harvest of praying to various gods day and night.
At this time, he has already moved his mind to abduct and sell this little monk.
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However, Cao Delian is a careful person. He first went out cautiously, his eyes swept around his house. The appearance that no one is ambushing outside does not seem to be cheating.
This little monk really has a hole in his head, so he came to sell himself.
That's great, then as long as I turn the little monk away from the southeast area and turn to other cities, I can find a seller and sell it for a big price! At that time, even if the little monk's acquaintance found out that something was wrong, he would have disappeared without a trace.
Thinking of this, Cao Delian returned to the room and said, "Are you really going to sell yourself?"
"Of course, the little monk urgently needs money to treat hemorrhoids." The little monk nodded.
Well, cure hemorrhoids, cure hemorrhoids!
"Alright, come with me!" Cao Delian said to the little monk.
After saying that, Cao Delian packed up some salutes and came to the broken car at the door.
Cao Delian's eyes softened, and he said to the little monk, "Go on, uncle will take you to a nearby city!"
"Master Cao, are you trying to buy me?" The little monk's eyes showed joy.
"Yes, come to the car with me!" Cao Delian replied, opening the back door of the broken car at the same time, signaling for the little monk to sit on it.
The little monk didn't get in the car immediately, but stretched out his palm: "One hand pays and the other delivers. Since you bought the little monk, pay the little monk first, and then the little monk can deliver the goods."
This little monk really has a hole in his head!
However, seeing the determined look on the young monk's face, Cao Delian gritted his teeth, took out his wallet and ordered it. He pointed out four thousand red notes and handed it to the young monk: "Here, four thousand yuan!"
Anyway, after waiting for the next city, he can make the little monk stunned. Isn't the 4,000 yuan back in his pocket
The little monk clicked carefully, and then put away the money with satisfaction: "No problem, Mr. Cao. The little monk will sell himself to you! Then, how about we make a hemorrhoid hand first?"
Lying on the grass, the pit of the brain is really big. Cao Delian complained in his heart, but still replied: "Let's go to another place for surgery! The medical regulations there are better, minimally invasive treatment, painless abortion. Ah bah! Minimally invasive treatment, no pain at all! It won't happen again."
The little monk nodded knowingly, "Okay, since Patron Cao said so, then go to the place you said to treat hemorrhoids."
Then, the little monk climbed into the back seat of the car so obediently.
Cao Delian was excited, started his broken car, hummed the accelerator, and drove forward quickly.
Sure enough, this person has to have faith. No matter what kind of god statue, if you offer incense, there will always be one that works best. Wow haha.
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In the pharmacist's building.
Song Shuhang asked, "Doudou, can you find the little monk?"
Doudou sat squatting, sticking out his tongue in a cute way, then tilted his head and said, "Of course you can, Wang! With my sense of smell, it's easy to find the little monk."
Song Shuhang immediately went to open a package of chicken-flavored dog food, and handed it to Doudou: "Then Doudou, do me a favor and get the little monk back?"
Doudou took the dog food with his front paws, poured a packet into his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it. Then, it continued to tilt its head and said, "What's the benefit? Wang!"
If you want to ask Doudou for help, you must either give it satisfactory benefits; or one day it will be in a good mood.
Song Shuhang thought for a while and said, "I can teach you to drive! Then, if I have the chance, I will find a place where no one is there and let you drive a few laps?"
Doudou rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue, and simply rolled on the ground. Obviously, the conditions Song Shuhang said could not impress him.
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said, "After you become more proficient at driving, we can choose a car with 'stealth formation, anti-reconnaissance formation' engraved on it, and then you can go out and race! You can drive wherever you want, whatever you want. you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Doudou immediately rolled up from the ground: "No problem, leave it to me! Wang, I will find the little monk soon and tell you to bring him back. Wang!"
After all, Doudou rolled from the ground, got out of the window proudly, and flew out.
After Doudou was far away, Song Shuhang couldn't wait to slap himself hard. He was too quick just now, so he agreed to accompany Doudou in a racing car? Are you dying for yourself
Going to the hospital in a few days, it is best to come back with a bottle of 'Suxiao Jiuxin Pill' or something. He always felt that his big heart was finally overwhelmed.
"Shuhang, are you free?" At this time, Senior White, who was looking up information on the computer, turned his head and asked.
"Yes." Song Shuhang replied, after practicing for a while in the evening, it was all free time.
"That night, I will teach you to practice the 'Qi and Blood Pill'. I said last time that you will teach you to practice after you have prepared the ingredients." Senior Bai said.