Fortunately, Cao Delian's little sanity stopped him from killing him. He didn't turn on the air conditioner again and smelled the hypnotic gas.
Then, looking at the suspicious look on the young monk's face, Cao Delian said with a dry smile, "Haha, didn't I think you fell asleep and wanted to take you out of the car."
- In other words, this little monk's hands are really strong, and when the palm of his hand slapped on his wrist just now, it was painful.
"So it is." The little monk nodded, showing a bright smile: "Thank you, Donor Cao, but the little monk was reciting the scriptures silently just now, and he didn't doze off. This is the time to recite the scriptures after dinner in the temple. Although he has left the temple, the little monk will not give up his homework of chanting."
"Hehe, hehe." Cao Delian continued to laugh dryly. Seeing the little monk so awake, he was very depressed - spicy nugget mother, the hypnotic gas didn't work
Well, if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
This little monk is just a child of six or seven years old, and children of this age are snooze at night. When he falls asleep at night, he can secretly retrieve the four thousand red notes by himself! Cao Delian secretly said in his heart.
"Master Cao, have we reached our destination?" The little monk turned his head to look around, and then suddenly remembered something, he touched his butt, and asked excitedly: "Master Cao, are we going to the hospital now? You say Well, as long as you reach the destination, you can find a better hospital for the little monk to perform hemorrhoid surgery, minimally invasive treatment, painless and no recurrence?"
"No rush, no rush, you can go anytime to treat hemorrhoids. You and uncle go to a good place first, it's getting late, let's stay overnight." Cao Delian showed a harmless smile on his face.
His smile gives a sunny, dependable feeling.
In order to practice this perfect smile, Cao Delian suffered a lot!
"But you said, Mr. Cao, as soon as you arrive at your destination, you will find a good hospital and perform hemorrhoid surgery for me!" The little monk frowned, his face extremely serious.
I wipe, the pit in this little guy's brain is sick again
Hehe, I've already arrived in Wenzhou City, so I don't need to follow the little monk all the time.
As for kidnapping and selling children, not only one must have a perfect smile, but sometimes one must also have a ferocious method. The word is 'benevolence and power', which is the principle.
So, Cao Delian put on a stern face and put on a vicious look: "Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, cure the hemorrhoids! Be obedient to Lao Tzu, now it's getting late, find a place to stay and rest. If you are not obedient, Lao Tzu will You throw it into the river to feed the sharks!"
The little monk still looked serious, and the little brows were even deeper.
After a while, the little monk said solemnly, "Master Cao, you clearly agreed to find a hospital to treat me with hemorrhoids when you reach your destination. Are you lying to me before?"
"That's not called cheating, it's coaxing you!" Cao Delian sneered and raised his sleeves at the same time. If the little monk was still stubborn and disobedient, he was going to slap the little monk hard.
Well, the bear boy, he will be obedient after taking a bite. He is very familiar with this business.
"It's wrong to tell a lie. The master said that the person who tells a lie will be beaten, beaten, fart, and slapped!" The little monk gritted his teeth and said it word by word.
When he said these words, there was still a faint horror in his eyes, which was the psychological shadow left by his frequent spanking in the past two years.
"Tema, are you sick again? Spanking? I don't want to beat you to death first!" Cao Delian became annoyed, reached out and grabbed the little monk, to see that I didn't spank your ass first!
The little monk's face became more serious, he stood still, and let Cao Delian grab the front of his clothes.
After Cao Delian grabbed the little monk, he just dragged it, thinking that this arrogant child would be caught, and slapped him hard.
However... He dragged it hard, but he felt that what he was holding was not a child, but a thousand jins of iron. The little monk's feet seemed to be rooted in the soil, motionless.
what happened? Cao Delian does not believe in evil, so he will mention it again!
The little monk remained motionless.
"Master Cao, if you tell a lie, you will be spanked, fart, and butt!"
Then, he stretched out his hand and clasped Cao Delian's big hand holding the placket of his shirt. Not seeing how hard he tried, Cao Delian was thrown up like a windmill.
Finally, he landed heavily on the ground, fell to his knees in a dog-eating posture, and pouted his butt high.
what happened? What happened just now? Cao Delian was shocked, his head was completely jammed like a Ferrari loaded into the engine of a tractor.
But before he could think about it, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his arm!
Snapped!
The little monk stretched out his palm, squatted beside him, and slapped his butt hard.
-Mom, the little monk's palm doesn't look like a human hand at all, it's like an iron whip coming at it, and it hurts a lot. Human buttocks have a lot of fat, but when the little monk slapped his buttocks, it made him feel pain to the core.
"Ah..." Cao Delian let out a humiliating scream. It was so painful that he instinctively cried out.
"I'm calling you a liar! I'm calling you a liar!" The little monk stretched out his palm and bowed left and right at Cao Delian's buttocks.
"Ahh..." Cao Delian screamed again and again, snot and saliva running down the ground.
He crawled frantically on the ground, trying to avoid the little monk's claws.
However, he had just climbed out a step, and the little monk grabbed his feet and dragged him back, easily dragging him back to the place. Cao Delian's fingers scratched five obvious marks on the ground...
Clap clap clap!
"Do you still dare to lie?" the little monk said angrily.
"I don't dare, I don't dare anymore." Cao Delian burst into tears, the pain was so heavy that his mind went blank. Anyway, the little monk said one now, but he didn't dare to say two.
If it were an ancient war, once a guy like Cao Delian was caught by the enemy and tortured a little to extort a confession, he must have revealed all the information he knew.
clap clap clap!
The little monk continued to snort and said angrily, "Then will you take me to the hospital for hemorrhoid surgery?"
"Take it now, take it now!" Cao Delian begged for mercy: "Don't beat me any more, I'll be abolished if you beat me again! I'll take you to the hospital immediately!"
The little monk stopped the movement of his hands, stood up with his hands folded together, the anger on his face dissipated, and then he showed a gentle smile: "Good, good. Master Cao can correct his mistakes, which is great. I hope Cao Shi can remember This lesson, from now on, don't tell lies again."
"Yes, little master, I will change, I will change. I will never lie in my life." Cao Delian cried.
"Then let's go to the hospital? I feel like my hemorrhoids are already aching." The little monk said solemnly.
"Just go, just go. I know that there is a sixth hospital nearby, which is very good at treating hemorrhoids." Cao Delian replied repeatedly - at the same time, his mind became slightly clearer.
Mabby, what happened just now
Where did this little monk, who looks at most eight years old, get so much strength? With that strength, he, an adult, has no resistance at all
This force value has exploded, isn't it? I have absolutely no power to fight back in front of him
Wouldn't this be the legendary Shaolin Kungfu
So here comes the question - since this little monk is so hung up, why did he come to my house to sell himself
This guy, wouldn't he just come to pit me
What should I do if he's here to cheat on me? Do you want to escape from this little monk
But I'm not reconciled. I obviously took the little monk all the way from Jiangnan to Wenzhou City. As long as I find the next home, I can happily sell the little monk.
Moreover, I have decided that this trip is my last trip, and I will wash my hands after finishing this ticket.
Cao Delian rubbed his buttocks and slowly got up from the ground.
At the same time, his head was spinning rapidly.
By the way, what am I afraid of when the little monk has a high force value? As long as I don't conflict with him, I will bring a few sellers to see the little monk, and then hand the little monk to the seller.
I can't handle the little monk myself, so let the seller deal with it by himself
I have to say that sometimes the human heart is like this - in the face of interests, it is easy to lose reason. Just like someone playing with stocks, his reason tells him that it is almost time to withdraw, but looking at the rising and rising stocks, he always thinks: the last day, let me make one last day! Then, don't want to lose.
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In the end, Cao Delian took the little monk to the sixth hospital.
Because it was night, I had to go to the emergency room.
The business of the No. 6 Hospital has been booming, and even at night, the people who registered are still in the long queue.
The little monk and Cao Delian were at the end of the line at this time, advancing slowly.
The people in front completed the registration one by one and paid to find the corresponding doctor.
When the little monk saw the patient who paid and left after registering, his face suddenly turned pale: "Registration... need money?"
He just looked online for 'how much is hemorrhoid surgery likely to cost? 'On this question, I found out that the operation cost about 3,000 to 5,000 yuan, but he never included the registration fee.
"Master Cao, can you lend me some money?" The little monk turned his head and looked at Cao Delian pitifully.
Cao Delian looked at the little monk, secretly rubbed his still painful buttocks, and then showed a hearty smile: "No problem, I'll pay the registration fee for you."
"Master Cao, you are a good person, the little monk is very grateful." The little monk's eyes were full of sincere moving.
Cao Delian swallowed secretly.
The team gradually moved forward, and soon it was the little monk's turn to register.
"Who is seeing the doctor and what department?" the little nurse at the counter looked up and asked.
"The patient is me. I have hemorrhoids. I need a minimally invasive surgery!" The little monk raised his hand and answered.
"Oh, the little guy is so cute." The little nurse smiled, then looked at Cao Delian: "Is Mr. the little guy's father?"
"No, he is the one who bought the little monk." The little monk raised his hand.