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Chapter 241: Father Song My liver is about to shatter!

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When Song Shuhang returns home, he will face Lu. After drinking, Lao Lu's combat power was definitely more than three times his usual. Father Song rubbed his liver.

This kid, Shuhang, is true. If he wants to go home, he should make a phone call as soon as possible, so that he can be mentally prepared. Now, only ten minutes after leaving home before calling, Dad Song is really defenseless!

"Then be careful on your way. When you get home, come up and say hello to Uncle Lu... By the way, why are you so noisy over there?" Father Song held the phone between his head and said loudly—he specifically pointed out that Uncle Lu ' A few words to prepare Song Shuhang mentally when he returns.

"Haha, it's okay, it's just that the transportation I took back this time was a bit special." Song Shuhang said with a haha: "Then I'll hang up first, and I'll be home soon."

After that, Song Shuhang hung up the phone.

Dad Song put away his mobile phone in confusion—something special about the means of transportation? What kind of vehicle makes such a loud motor sound

Sports car? No, the sound is not like that. This sound sounds a bit like the engine of a transport ship that used to drive in the river, or the sound of a tractor that is rarely seen in the village now

tractor? I wipe, won't it? Dad Song felt a chill in his heart, which made him shudder.

No, probably not. He usually did not deduct Song Shuhang's living expenses, Song Shuhang would definitely not be so embarrassed that he would go home by tractor.

I must have heard it wrong - maybe this is an SUV that sounds like a tractor

While thinking about it, Dad Song secretly looked at the BMW 7-series parked in front of his house.

Son, don't come back by tractor - otherwise, Dad's face is really lost.

"Old Song, is it the call from Shuhang?" At this time, Lao Lu next to him made a drink and asked with a loud smile, "Is he going home?"

"Ah, that's right. This kid Shuhang actually made a surprise attack and said that he would be home soon. Damn child, Shuhang said that he would be there in ten minutes. How about you prepare some food!" Father Song called to Mother Song. road.

"Hey, you're coming back? This kid, really, don't tell me in advance." Mama Song said with a smile. Fortunately, today, in order to welcome Lao Lu, she prepared a lot of ingredients.

"Old Song, where is your Shuhang now? Do you need me to let Tianyou drive him to pick him up? Haha!" Old Lu laughed and said, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Shuhang for more than a year, and I don't know how he looks now. Like?"

"Ha, don't bother God. The child said he came by car and will be home soon." Father Song laughed dryly.

Then, Father Song began to fight with Lao Lu desperately.

Ten minutes... If possible, Father Song really wanted to get Lao Lu drunk, so that no matter what car Shuhang took, it wouldn't matter.

Because he thought about it, he always felt that the sound of 'boom boom' was very similar to a tractor, and he panicked!

It's a pity that Lao Lu is not so easy to get drunk.

Ten minutes passed quickly...

Downstairs, there was a strange 'chuchu, bang bang' engine sound.

Song Shuhang, we're home!

When Song Shuhang was approaching home, he found an unoccupied corner and tore off the 'invisible' rune in the formation rune posted by Senior White on the tractor, and the tractor withdrew from the invisible state.

Song Shuhang didn't tear off the other runes, otherwise the tractor's speed of twenty or thirty yards would be too fast. Anyway, as long as the tractor takes shape, it won't scare people. The problem of speed is that when you are about to drive home, it is no problem to slow down slowly!

In fact, at the beginning, Song Shuhang wanted to quietly park the tractor in an open space near his home and not drive it home—because he was a little shy to drive this thing home. More importantly, Uncle Lu was at home. Song Shuhang knew that Uncle Lu and his father had a bad friendship. If I drive the tractor back by myself... I can't imagine the scene.

However, the meteorites and Taoist Yunwu that were picked up in the middle made Song Shuhang have no choice but to cancel this plan. It is impossible for him to carry Senior White and Daoist Yunwu, and then drag a big meteor home, right

So in the end, Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, threw away his shyness and integrity, and drove the tractor rumbling home.

In fact, think about it carefully, walking tractors are also quite handsome.

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"Is Shuhang back?" After hearing the roar, Lao Lu got up from his chair and walked towards the window with a laugh. He wanted to see what Lao Song's son had become after not seeing him for a year.

When Dad Song listened to the strange sound of 'bang bang chu chu' downstairs, the bad premonition in his heart became more and more obvious. With a stiff face, he followed Lao Lu to the window.

The two looked downstairs at the same time.

At this glance, Old Lu and Dad Song changed their faces at the same time.

I saw downstairs, Song Shuhang grabbed the handrail of the tractor with both hands, and the whole person trembled with the movement of the tractor, looking very happy.

Behind the tractor, there is still a big rock...

It turned out to be a tractor, or walk-behind!

Which play is this

After a while... Song Shuhang stopped the tractor neatly!

"Hahaha, Lao Song, this walking tractor driven by your son is awesome, so handsome. I remember that I drove this thing twenty years ago, walking tractor, tsk tsk! Such an antique-level thing Where did you get it from? You can't see this thing on the road now, right?" Lao Lu pointed downstairs and laughed.

As long as he thinks of his son's BMW 7-series, and next to the walk-behind tractor driven back by the son of Lao Song's family, Lao Lu's heart sank. With this stalk, he can be happy for a whole year!

On the side, Song's father's face was blue with anger, and he gritted his teeth. He could not wait to run down now and press Song Shuhang to the ground.

The means of transport for this bastard to come back is actually a tractor, and he didn't come back in a tractor, it was Song Shuhang who drove the tractor home himself!

Moreover, it is especially hand-held!

No way, Dad Song felt that his liver was so painful that it was about to shatter!

Downstairs, after Song Shuhang parked the tractor, he picked up a figure from the driver's seat.

"Any guests?" Dad Song's expression softened a little.

However, why is this kid Shuhang carrying the guests

While thinking about it, Song Shuhang flipped over the back of the tractor again, and another person was found on the edge of the big rock—this figure is of a bad nature!

Dad Song could see that the man who was turned out from the back didn't have much clothing on his body. In broad daylight, what kind of demeanor is he actually covered in red fruit

I saw Song Shuhang grabbed it casually and carried the man behind the tractor onto the other shoulder.

Then, he carried one on his left shoulder and one on his right, and staggered upstairs to his house.

"Which play is this playing?" Lao Lu asked with a puzzled look.

Father Song shook his head, how could he know what was going on

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Soon, Song Shuhang had gone upstairs and knocked on the door.

Mother Song trotted over and opened the door.

As soon as they met, Mother Song asked worriedly, "Shuhang, what happened to the two people on your shoulders?"

"Hahaha, don't worry about it." Song Shuhang picked his left shoulder, and there was Venerable White who was continuing to retreat: "The one on the left is my good friend, I invited him to our house. As a result, he was sleepy on the way. When he fell asleep, he was a man, and he fell asleep as soon as he fell asleep, and he couldn't wake up no matter what he called."

"..." Mother Song glanced at Venerable White, why was she just unable to wake up, this sleep was too heavy, right

Venerable White hung his entire body on Song Shuhang's shoulders, with his long hair hanging upside down and dripping down... His hands were hanging down weakly, and his legs hanging on Song Shuhang's back were still swaying as he walked.

This way, I can still sleep soundly, this baby's sleep quality is really good.

Mother Song sighed and said, "Hey, give this girl to me quickly. You really are, a little girl, you are too embarrassed to carry her up like this?"

Mother Song looked at Venerable White's long black hair, and the fact that Venerable White was of a slender body, she mistakenly recognized Venerable White at first sight.

"What girl? Ahem, Mom, Bai... Song Bai is a man. He just has long hair. He is academic, and long hair is very common." Song Shuhang started making up his mouth.

Fortunately, Zhao Yaya was not a guest at his house at this time, otherwise she would have seen Song Shuhang lying at a glance.

"What, it's a boy." Song's mother suddenly looked disappointed.

She thought that Song Shuhang had finally come to his senses and knew how to bring girls home! Unexpectedly, one year of university has passed, and this wood actually brought a boy home as a guest, blind!

"What about the one on your right?" Song Mama looked at Taoist Yunwu on the right again, and she was startled at first glance - this guy looks a little miserable, with blood all over his face? His body seemed to have been burnt by fire, with a burning smell, and his clothes were burnt to tatters. However, the exposed skin was intact and there was no burn.

"This is a wound I picked up on the side of the road. I looked at it and found that he was only slightly injured, but he fainted. I saw that he was not very well lying on the side of the road, so I brought him back. ." Song Shuhang showed a kind smile.

"You..." Song's mother pressed her forehead helplessly, feeling helpless about her son's 'good person' attribute: "Don't you have to call the hospital first at this time? What if you move the injury number randomly and aggravate the condition? manage?"

Another point, Song Mama didn't say anything - what if you were to blackmail you when you were injured? At that time, you will have a hundred arguments.

"Don't worry, it's alright." Song Shuhang said with a smile: "I know this person too. I'll call his relatives to pick him up later. It won't cause trouble!"

"Know? That's fine." Song Mama sighed: "Okay, don't linger at the door anymore, let's move them in. The wounded number will be placed in the guest room first, and your friend will be placed in your room first. Bar."

"Yes, no problem." Song Shuhang carried Venerable Bai and Taoist Yunwu on his shoulders, and greeted Dad Song and Uncle Lu who were by the window when passing through the hall.

Then, he carried Venerable White and Daoist Yunwu into the bedroom without blushing or panting.

"Your family's Shuhang is very strong?" Lao Lu leaned against the window and said to Dad Song with a red face.

Carrying two people, he carried them upstairs in one breath, without breathing.

"This kid just has some brute force." Father Song said with a smile - by the way, has Song Shuhang grown up recently? Much higher than what I saw last time.

"Come on, accompany me down to try your son's tractor." Lao Lu was poking at the sore spot in Father Song's heart: "I haven't touched a walk-behind tractor for many years!"

Wanting to drive the walk-behind tractor was an excuse, but Lao Lu made it clear that he wanted to stimulate Dad Song.

"You old man, don't make trouble. After drinking so much alcohol, you are not afraid of traffic accidents." Father Song snorted coldly.

"I'm afraid of birds. More than 20 years ago, I drove Erguotou with my left hand and a walk-behind tractor with my right hand. Haven't there been any accidents? I know how much I can drink. Besides, I drove to the side of Beluga Road for a walk. What are you afraid of?" Old Lu said proudly, and then waved to Lu Tianyou in the living room: "Tianyou, come and rock the tractor for me, let's drive!"

Shake the tractor? Lu Tianyou really wanted to cry at this time.

Dad Song sighed, but had no choice but to accompany Lao Lu down - he couldn't keep up with him. God knows what if Lao Lu went crazy and drove a tractor to a faraway place to get drunk and crazy

The group of three went downstairs, and Lao Lu climbed into the driver's seat excitedly, stroking the familiar and somewhat unfamiliar handrails of the tractor with both hands.

The years are unforgiving, more than 20 years have passed in a blink of an eye, and my son has grown up.

He must try the walk-behind tractor, although with the idea of 'poke Papa Song's heart'. But in fact, I really want to miss the feeling of driving a walk-behind tractor.

"Tianyou, don't stand still, go ahead and shake the tractor up!" Lao Lu yelled at his son.

Lu Tianyou smiled wryly, grabbed the crank handle of the tractor, then straightened his butt and began to shake it vigorously. He used to see Lao Lu's tractor a lot when he was a child, so he is very familiar with this set.

Boom boom boom... tug tug.

The walk-behind tractor was started again.

"Get in the car, get in the car. You two go to the back and let me take you two for a walk!" Lao Lu shouted excitedly.

Papa Song looked helpless and climbed behind the tractor.

The corner of Lu Tianyou's mouth twitched: "I don't have to go up, right?"

"Bah, if you don't go up, who will rock the tractor if it goes out in the middle?" Old Lu said angrily.

Lu Tianyou smiled wryly and climbed up to Dad Song.

"By the way, why did Shuhang bring back this huge stone?" Lu Tianyou asked, looking at the stone.

Father Song shook his head.

Upstairs, when Song Shuhang was putting Daoist Yunwu in place and placing Venerable White on his bed, he suddenly heard the sound of the tractor starting downstairs.

Song Shuhang hurried to the window and looked down.

Then I saw Uncle Lu sitting in the driver's seat of the tractor with an excited face, Dad Song and Lu Tianyou sitting in the tractor's bucket, and the tractor slowly moved.

Long live! Song Shuhang broke out in a cold sweat.

The rune formation that Venerable White had attached to the tractor, he only tore off the invisible formation. The array of acceleration, friction and drag reduction has not been removed. This tractor can run a hundred yards!