After saying that, Lady Onion jumped up high and fell to the ground with a fierce tiger-like gesture: "Shangxian, please spare the little demon. The little demon was joking with you just now, the little demon has surrendered!"
"..." Song Shuhang held the thunder in his hand, and looked stiffly at the scallion spirit who was lying on the ground, with all five bodies on the ground in surrender: "Surrender?"
"Very sincere surrender!" Onion Jing replied.
After Song Shuhang froze, he immediately thought of many scenes in the movie—for example, after the villain was defeated by the protagonist, he suddenly fell to his knees and begged for mercy. However, there is a big move in the dark. The protagonist's heart softened, and just as he was about to accept the surrender of the villain, the villain smiled gloomily, and the great move that had been rubbed up suddenly came up...
Song Shuhang thought about it carefully, and decided to give this female fairy a palm thunder first and beat her to death before speaking. After all, the other party is also a three-hundred-year-old monster, so she cannot be underestimated.
To despise the enemy is to commit suicide. He never dared to forget the warnings of his predecessors!
So, Song Shuhang continued to shoot at the female fairy.
Although Lady Onion surrendered, she kept her eyes on Song Shuhang secretly.
When she saw that the little human cultivator had a firm face and the thunder in the palm of his hand continued to blast at her, she was very depressed.
It's too cruel to not accept surrender!
"Damn!" Lady Onion gritted her teeth and changed her body, showing her original appearance.
Then... She 'swish' into the depths of the soil and disappeared.
This is not a magic trick, but her only innate ability as a scallion spirit. After all, it is a goblin that grows out of the soil, so she can change its original shape in a critical moment and burrow into the ground quickly. This ability is similar to the escaping spell, but the escaping distance is very short.
Moreover, in addition to the 'escape talent' after the main body appears, it also has a strong self-protection ability. She is in the shape of a scallion, as long as the scallion roots remain, she can still live!
Even if the onion seedlings above are all destroyed, as long as some nutrients are absorbed in the soil, new onion seedlings can be regrown.
boom!
Song Shuhang's palm thundered on the ground, directly blasting a big hole on the ground.
After the smoke and dust passed, the onion spirit was nowhere to be seen—you really can't underestimate this goblin!
p>Song Shuhang looked dignified and searched for the location of the onion essence.
After a while, he found the onion essence - in the grass not far away, a green green onion stood tall and conspicuous!
"Where to escape!" Song Shuhang snorted and rushed towards the green onion.
She must not be allowed to escape, the other party knows that he is carrying the Dao Enlightenment Stone! The common man is innocent, but he is guilty. If the female goblin spreads the fact that he has the Dao Enlightenment Stone, it will be enough for Song Shuhang to live in peace for a long time.
"So you can find me?" The green green onion screamed, got out of the ground, and ran away quickly.
Nonsense, the breath on your body has not been eliminated, I can lock you firmly with my sense of smell. Song Shuhang secretly said in his heart.
"Wait, human. I really surrendered, I'm not cheating, I surrender sincerely!" The Onion Jing shouted as he fled.
"Capture it without your hands, go back with me, I can accept your surrender." Song Shuhang said solemnly - at least he will bring the onion essence back so that Venerable White can wipe his memory.
When Lady Onion heard the words 'follow me back', her expression changed immediately—she immediately remembered her experience of being locked up in Tianlong Temple for nearly three hundred years.
This human cultivator also wants to capture her back, for hundreds of years
No, absolutely not! She has been imprisoned for three hundred years, and even if the plant-type fairy has a longer lifespan, she will not live for hundreds of years. If you are locked up for hundreds of years, you will really die of old age and become dried onions.
Only that one trick.
Lady Onion gritted her teeth secretly—although the last time she used that move on Jiu Deng, the effect was completely different from what the teacher said!
And during the time she was imprisoned in the stupa, she also learned a lot of common sense, and knew that the so-called 'two hundred skills necessary for a goblin to survive tenaciously' were all bullshit.
However, if there is really no way, the last trick should still have some effect!
Lianxiangxiyu is a man's nature.
So, Lady Onion gritted her teeth and performed a bottom-pressing stunt—the charm of a beautiful banshee stunt*!
Song Shuhang looked at her: "..."
Lady Onion was stunned for a moment, the young man in front of him was not moved by his own charm? Damn it, look at the charm of this demon's stunts with all her might*! '
So, her body twisted more forcefully.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Lady Onion was stunned, this young human cultivator in front of him is so determined
At this time, Song Shuhang finally said: "What are you doing?"
"Why are you asking me? Don't you think my posture is very attractive and attractive?" Lady Onion asked in confusion.
Song Shuhang: "..."
After a long while, Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain: "You stuck a green onion in the ground, twisted and twisted in the wind, and told me that it was very attractive and attractive? Are you kidding me?"
Lady Onion just showed her true form as a fairy, and has not yet returned to her human appearance. She is now in the shape of a green onion, twisting and twisting in front of Song Shuhang... That picture is particularly joyful.
Song Shuhang rubbed his temples vigorously, and now he finally understood one thing - the female fairy in front of him is a stupid onion!
"Oh? I'm sorry, I was so nervous just now that I forgot to transform into a human form." Lady Onion said, and with a bang, she turned into a human appearance, with green double ponytails, and a fitted cheongsam. Then she said, "Shall we come again?"
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "Don't waste time! I'll give you two choices. Go back with me obediently, or I'll beat you to the point where you can't move and take you back."
Lady Onion is anxious: "Don't, give me another chance, my stunt's charm * lure is amazing! Give me another chance, if it doesn't work, I will follow you obediently!"
Song Shuhang sighed deeply.
Is Mother Earth's rotation position wrong this year, causing the people he meets this year to be all kinds of weird people
Whether it's the 'Xian Nong Sect's teasing uncle' he met, or the stupid green onion in front of him, they are all too outstanding!
Can't you arrange a normal monster for him to come over, and then let him fight a battle to brush up his experience points
After sighing, Song Shuhang stretched out a finger and said to Onion Jing, "Then give you one chance, just one chance! If it doesn't work, you can follow me obediently, and don't blame me for being cruel!"
While speaking, Song Shuhang secretly held a 'sword talisman', and there was only one sword talisman left - as long as the Onion Jing wanted to escape, he would use the sword talisman to pass!
"Hey, look good. I promise you won't be able to bear it after reading it!" Lady Onion shook her long hair.
System prompt - Lady Onion once again tried her best to use her 'beautiful banshee's charisma* to lure Song Shuhang! '
Lady Onion's charm value is increased by 10086!
Lady Onion's charm has exploded, and no one can stop her! This charm is a charm that neither men nor women can resist! Come on, boy, be cool!
Onion Jing's body twisted happily, but she still gave Song Shuhang a charming look.
She is already confident in her own charm, even women will be seduced by her charm and slap her, not to mention a young male cultivator in front of her
Then... Lady Onion finished dancing.
"Papapa!" Song Shuhang applauded vigorously: "It's really good to dance! It's beautiful!"
"That's it?" Lady Onion asked in disbelief.
"I've cooperated to applaud you? Are you still not satisfied? You must know that my vision is very high recently!" Song Shuhang said, bending over and standing up: "Don't say more, just grab it! Or let me I'll beat you to the point of immobility, and I'll take you back!"
"You... you, are you a man! You don't feel anything at all?" Lady Onion pointed at Song Shuhang and shouted.
"Hehehe." Song Shuhang continued to bend down, then he squeezed his fists and sneered: "I can't pretend I didn't hear what you just said! It seems that I'm going to beat you to the point where you're not dead yet. Just enough."
"I'm sorry... Can I take back what I just said? I'll go back with you, can't I go back with you obediently?" Lady Onion wanted to cry. Can't we just have a good chat and solve the problem without violence
Song Shuhang nodded with satisfaction.
At this time, Zhao Yaya's sports car was driving over here from a distance!
Zhao Yaya's arrival time was too perfect, she would have to see the explosion earlier, but later, Song Shuhang had already rushed home with Onion Jingzheng.
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"It's in the shape of an onion, and I'll take you back." Song Shuhang took out the sword talisman and said solemnly to the scallion spirit, "Don't think about escaping, you will die if you escape."
Under the threat of Song Shuhang, Lady Onion obediently turned into a green onion.
At the same time, she finally asked: "Shangxian, how long are you going to seal me? Can you seal me for a little less time... I just came out after being locked up for three hundred years."
Song Shuhang's heart softened after being detained for three hundred years, it was really miserable.
Seeing that Song Shuhang didn't answer, Lady Onion became anxious: "Otherwise, I can give you this practice method to offset a little time."
She stole a roll of exercises from Jiu Deng three hundred years ago, and Jiu Deng never wanted to go back.
"Don't worry, I won't keep you locked up for too long. Come back with me and see a senior... If you are fast, you will be released in a few days," Song Shuhang replied.
"Really?" Onion Jing's eyes suddenly lit up.
Song Shuhang sighed: "Really, I don't need to lie to you."
"That's good, that's good." Lady Onion felt relieved.
Then, Song Shuhang grabbed her onion-shaped state, jumped gently, and jumped to the edge of the mountain road, waiting for Zhao Yaya's car.
After Zhao Yaya's sports car stopped, she made a beautiful U-turn.
"Get in the car, now my aunt is going crazy at home. Uncle can't hold it anymore, so I secretly sent a message asking me to take you back quickly." Zhao Yaya laughed out loud.
When she sent the three of Song's father back, Song's mother was still puzzled.
When she learned that Papa Song and the others overturned, she immediately became furious. Now Papa Song, Lao Lu, and Lu Tianyou are sitting in a row, being roared by Mama Song, Hedong.
Father Song now only hoped that Zhao Yaya would bring Shuhang home quickly, so as to dispel Song's mother's anger.
"Haha." Song Shuhang laughed, keeping a stooped posture and crawling into the sports car.
"Why do you keep bending over?" Zhao Yaya wondered.