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Chapter 254: It will be counted

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After Song Shuhang bought a bone-chopping knife and soy sauce, he flew all the way home at the fastest speed!

"I was tricked by that scallion spirit." The scallion in his hand was just an ordinary scallion. It's just that this green onion is full of the smell of 'green onion', which has been hidden from him for a while.

- Just now, when he was buying soy sauce, when he took the soy sauce with his right hand holding the 'scallion essence', the force on his fingers accidentally increased, and then the 'scallion essence' broke in half. …

Broken in half!

Song Shuhang immediately realized that the 'onion essence' in his hand was a fake. The real onion essence... is still in his own home, and he may have escaped!

"Damn, it's too careless." Song Shuhang has always been extremely cautious and cautious when dealing with matters related to 'cultivation'.

I didn't expect to be careless when dealing with this onion essence.

After running home quickly, Song Shuhang immediately raised his eyes to watch the situation at home.

Then he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the house was very calm, Zhao Yaya and her two friends were whispering in the living room; in the study, Father Song and Father Lu didn't know what they were talking about. Mama Song was still busy in the kitchen and said... It seems that the spring onion plant didn't come and cause trouble.

"So, did the onion essence escape directly?" Song Shuhang secretly ran the "True Self Meditation Sutra", and then used the spiritual power trick 'Spiritual Detective Method'.

At this time, Song Shuhang's mental power, who had already opened his three orifices, was much stronger than before.

When the 'spiritual detective method' unfolded, Zhao Yaya's three daughters, Song father and Lao Lu father and son who were communicating paused at the same time, feeling as if someone was peeping at him, and he was a little nervous.

At the same time, everything in the house, even the ants crawling in the dark corners, were reflected in Song Shuhang's mind. Of course... the picture that Song Shuhang can sense now is still very rough. Although he can sense ants, the ants are all small mosaics in his senses.

And larger humanoid objects can basically be mapped in his mind like a video image.

After searching for a long time... Song Shuhang could not find the 'green onion'.

Trouble, if the scallion demon really escapes, if it is spread that he is carrying the 'Stone of Enlightenment', then he will be in trouble.

Hey, wait!

What is the mother holding in her hand

That guy three feet three long, isn't this my treasured sword, Tyrant Broken? How did it get out of my mother's hands

Just when he was wondering, he saw my mother came out of the kitchen with a treasured knife.

"Hey, Ah Hang, you're back, why are you standing at the door so stupidly? Give me the cleaver and soy sauce, I'm in a hurry." Song Mama threw the tyrant and broken treasure knife, and said to Song Shuhang.

"Cough, Mom, why are you carrying this decorative knife?" Song Shuhang swallowed and asked.

"Haha, your decorative knife is pretty good. It's very easy to use. It's sharper than I thought. If I didn't want to get dirty with your decorative knife, I would still use it to cut big ribs." Mama Song said with a smile .

Then she added: "Just now, I saw that there were scallions on the cabinet at the door. Maybe I accidentally fell on it when I came back from shopping in the morning, so I took it back to the kitchen to cut it off and prepared a frying pan. 'Scallion sautéed mutton'. But it's weird—that green onion on the counter doesn't cut it."

When Mother Song said this, she frowned and said, "It's strange to say, I've never encountered such a green onion, and I can't cut it with a knife. Looking back on it, I always feel that something is wrong."

Shit, Lady Onion was brought back to the kitchen by Mother Song.

"Hahaha, Mom, that green onion is indeed very special. It was a gift from a friend of mine. It is said to be a new variety of green onion seedlings. I was going to bring them home, hahaha." Song Shuhang immediately Serious nonsense - no way, he has been lying more and more recently in order to cover up some 'comprehension world'.

"Oh, it turned out to be a new breed you brought back. No wonder." Mother Song accepted her son's statement without thinking too much.

Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief—wait a minute, my mother is holding a treasured saber in her hand... Lying down, scallion essence, it won't happen, right

He swallowed: "Mom, is that onion seedling still there?"

"Oh, it was cut by me. I couldn't cut it with a kitchen knife, so I remembered your 'decoration knife'. Then I tried to cut it with this knife, and it went well. A few knives Go down and cut it into slices of green onion, your knife is good enough." Mama Song said with a smile.

Song Shuhang was dumbfounded: "Then, what about sliced green onion?"

"It's made into mutton with spring onion. Speaking of your new variety of green onion seedlings, it's really interesting. It's obviously not hurt by a knife, but after it's been cut, it's passed in the oil, and it's very easy to stir fry it lightly. It's almost cooked. The taste is also very fragrant, you can try it later, that plate of mutton with spring onion is really my favorite." Song Mama said proudly.

Baked mutton with green onions… Baked mutton with green onions… Baked mutton with green onions…

That onion essence, won't die

Moreover, why did the onion essence not resist? Faced with a life-and-death crisis, why did she let Mother Song slice her

"What about the green onion root, Mom? Is the green onion root still there?" Song Shuhang held the last glimmer of hope - if the onion essence was cut off, would it die? After all, it is a plant-based fairy, maybe there is still a glimmer of hope for survival

"Let's throw it on the edge of the kitchen, what do you want the roots for? Oh... I forgot that you wanted to bring these green onion seedlings back for cultivation." Mama Song pointed to the kitchen: "Go in and look for it yourself, several onion roots are mixed together. On the edge of the chopping board. I'll go and hang this knife back for you first."

Song Shuhang quickly ran to the kitchen, and soon he found the 'scallion root' of the scallion essence.

There is a strong onion flavor on it.

"Hey, are you still alive?" Song Shuhang asked softly.

However, the onion essence did not answer, but the onion root shook slightly.

It doesn't look like he's dead yet...

Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief, and he picked up the green onion and put it away. Then, his eyes fell on the plate of Song Mama's proud dish 'Scallion Baked Lamb'.

Three hundred years of fried mutton with onion essence - is this thing a big tonic? Still eating dead people

After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and quickly boarded the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.

Shushan was under great pressure: "Seniors, my mother has chopped up a 300-year-old onion essence to stir-fry mutton... The scallion essence has only a piece of root left, can it still survive? Fried mutton, will you die if you eat it? Wait online, it's very urgent!"

This dish is my mother's proud work. I will definitely bring it to the table in a while and invite my family to eat more. What if I eat dead people? If it will eat dead people, then he has to find a way to deal with it.

Soon, someone responded.

It is Senior Beihe Sanren. As long as he is online, he will always be the first to reply: "[0_0] Three hundred years of scallion essence? This thing is not common. Let me answer your first question: As long as there is no scallion essence at the root. If it is destroyed too much, there is still hope of survival. Bury it in the soil and pour some spiritual springs every day, and it will recover. As for the second question, I have never tasted 300-year-old fried mutton with spring onion essence. , I don't know how to answer."

At this time, Layman Zuiyue replied: "Second question: Suppose, if your mother is a 'cooking fairy', that is, a cultivation profession similar to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, 300 years of fried mutton with onion essence will be a big deal. Supplements, even ordinary people can prolong their lives by eating them!”

Shushan is under great pressure: "...Senior, don't make trouble, my mother is an ordinary person."

Zuiyue layman: "Well, in this case, ordinary people must not eat it! Three hundred years of green onion essence contains a lot of demonic energy, and ordinary people will be confused by the demonic energy after eating it."

Shushan is under great pressure: "What will happen after being confused?"

Drunk Moon Lay: "After being confused... it will be wonderful to die! You'd better not try it out of curiosity."

Song Shuhang: "..."

A ghost would try this kind of thing out of curiosity!

The Zuiyue layman said again: "And I estimate that the monks have to be careful when eating this 'three hundred years of scallion essence fried mutton', if it is affected by the demon inside, it will be very troublesome."

Song Shuhang sighed - he didn't want to eat it even if you gave him something to eat, as long as he thought that this scallion essence could turn into a delicate girl, but why did he say it

He is not a pervert, nor does he have a hobby of cannibalism.

—As expected, I should dispose of this plate of mutton with spring onions. Although I feel sorry for my mother's cooking skills, it really should be thrown away!

At this moment, the three waves of the mad knife appeared: "Little friend Shuhang, do you sell the 300-year-old scallion root? I am collecting the materials for Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's 'Eating Immortal Banquet', maybe you three The hundred-year-old onion essence can come in handy."

"..." Song Shuhang was silent for a moment, then replied: "Senior, it's not good. It's not easy for the onion essence to cultivate for three hundred years, and it's not easy to transform into a human form and possess a sense of mind. I always feel that she will be sent to the food immortal banquet to make a dish. If people eat it, I can't bear it. Anyway, it's a life."

When Song Shuhang said this, the group was silent for a while.

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Kuangdao Sanlang made a bloody expression: "You said just now that your scallion spirit has already become conscious? Can it still be transformed into a human form?"

"Three hundred years of green onion demon transformed into a human form?" Beihe Loose Cultivator followed.

"Since she has been transformed into a human form, you can still catch her with your strength? And you made it into mutton with spring onion?" The Zuiyue layman immediately asked.

"Impossible, are you confused by the demonic energy naturally emitted by the onion spirit? Plant-type spirits can accumulate some demonic energy in three hundred years at most, and their minds can't be opened, right?" Cave Master Snow Wolf asked in surprise.

Seeing the screen-swiping reactions of the seniors in the group, Song Shuhang was puzzled: "Is it strange that the scallion demon turns into a human figure?"

At this time, True Monarch Huangshan said: "Shuhang, I will give you some common sense. Let me give you an example, Doudou is right by your side? It is now converted into a human cultivator's cultivation base, which is the peak of the fourth grade. , one step away from condensing the 'demon pill' to complete the stage of 'transformation'. The demon pill is equivalent to the golden pill of human monks. As long as it is a spirit, it is impossible to transform into a human form without a demon pill! Animals are so difficult, and even more What's more, the plant fairies who didn't even have intelligence at the beginning?"

"The onion essence in your hand is strange." The pharmacist slowly completed his reply.

Mad Saber Three Waves guessed: "Replant her, and then observe what is special about her. Maybe... she has a treasure on her body!"

Beihe Loose Cultivator echoed, "Or, does this scallion demon possess ancient blood?"

The seniors in the group talked a lot, Song Shuhang put away the phone first.

He picked up the 'scallion mutton', and after thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and walked to the trash can in the kitchen to throw it out.

At this time, Mama Song's cooking skills and 300 years of 'green onion sprouts' of onion essence can only be wasted.

Just as Song Shuhang opened the trash can and was about to dump out the mutton, he suddenly heard the footsteps of Song Mama from outside—Mother Song had already hurried over to the kitchen.

Song Shuhang's action of pouring onions and smashing mutton suddenly stopped!

Because the doors of his kitchen are two transparent floor-to-ceiling glass doors, if he dumps the mutton into the trash can, Mother Song can see it from a distance!

At that time, if she can't think of a good excuse, Song's mother will have to go crazy.

How to do

Song Shuhang's mind quickly turned.

At this time, Song Mama had already pushed open the glass door: "Shuhang, have you found the scallion root?"

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, opened his mouth and quickly smashed the whole plate of mutton into his mouth.

When Mother Song just finished asking... Song Shuhang had already swallowed the whole plate of mutton with onion.

Mother Song; "… "

"Mom, this plate is delicious. I accidentally finished it! Hahaha, it's so delicious, I won't keep it for Dad and the others." Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up.

Song Mama didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and the snap of her fingers gave Song Shuhang a brain break.

"Hehe." Song Shuhang smirked, took the opportunity to escape from the kitchen, and quickly ran to his room. Before something is digested, spit it out before talking...

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After running back to his room, Song Shuhang closed the door and tried to spit out the 'scallion mutton' by artificially inducing vomiting.

However, when he tried to induce vomiting, the whole person went stupid.

Can't vomit, can't vomit at all.

His current body doesn't seem to have the concept of 'vomiting' at all, no matter how much he tossed, there is no response at all.

At the same time, he felt his stomach start to heat up.

It's like drinking hot soup in winter, and this heat flow has been burning from the stomach to the lower abdomen. Recalling the introduction by the seniors in the group to 'Three Hundred Years of Fried Lamb with Green Onion Essence', Song Shuhang felt that he might be in trouble.

Has my recent life playbook turned the wrong page

Song Shuhang took a deep breath and returned to the bed.

On the bed, Senior White remained motionless, still in retreat. If Senior White was still awake, he could resolve his current crisis with the touch of a finger, right

But now, it's up to you.

Song Shuhang sat cross-legged beside the bed, closed his eyes and began to practice "True Self Meditation", trying to see if he could digest the strange energy emanating from his stomach.

"Hahaha, I want to spit it out after eating this demon, but there's no way!" At this time, the scallion spirit in Song Shuhang's pocket let out a smug laugh.

It was an accident that she was caught by Song's mother to cut vegetables... But later, when Song's mother grabbed the treasured knife and came to cut her, a flash of light flashed in her mind and she came up with a clever plan.