Maybe this organization has no self-defense ability at all? Therefore, Lady Onion, this female fairy, is so useless, and the three hundred years of demon power can't be used at all.
Just as Song Shuhang was thinking about it, the monster organization suddenly found Lady Onion, saying that they wanted to teach her 'special skills'!
Ouch, is there a secret
Song Shuhang suddenly became interested. I have been a scallion for so many years, and today I finally came to the rescue!
That Lady Onion is still so useless after three hundred years, maybe she didn't study 'stunts' seriously! That being the case, let me, Song Shuhang, practice this set of unique skills in a dream, and then use it to greatness!
Song Shuhang pricked up his ears and began to listen to the 'non-passing secret' taught by the 'Gong Chuan elder' to the monster organization!
'Elder Chuan Gong' took out a thick book and began to introduce it.
The unique name is "The Two Hundred Skills Necessary for a Goblin to Survive Tenaciously". It is written in monster characters that Song Shuhang cannot understand. It seems that the list of unique skills is very long.
The name of this unique school is too frustrating, isn't it? It doesn't sound like the name of the Peerless Divine Art, Song Shuhang was a little worried.
Maybe... It's just that the name is a bit frustrating, maybe the content is very strong? He comforted himself again.
Then, the elder Chuan Gong began to introduce the content of the peculiar study.
The content is really colorful. Active attack skills include 'Holy Stealing', 'How to Team up to Robber Human Monks', 'Five Hundred Ways to Surrender Human Monks', and 'The Charm of the Beautiful Banshee' .
Passive counter-attack skills include: 'How the banshee successfully transformed into the mistress of the male host and fought thirteen tricks with the male host's Taoist palace', 'How the male monster won the favor of the hostess, kicked out the hostess Taoist and succeeded in ascending to the top seventy Two ways! 'Various skills.
Song Shuhang collapsed immediately.
Nima is an ass!
What kind of dog @ fart skills are these!
It's no wonder that when I met this Lady Onion, she felt a little funny in her head and behaved strangely. Especially the trick 'the charm of the beautiful banshee's stunt * lure' is simply a unique trick to 'trick yourself', it seems to be calling others 'Come on, slap me! '
It turned out that this monster organization caused the scourge!
Song Shuhang was completely desperate.
Experience a green onion for such a long time, and suffer so much, and what you get is this useless 'monster's unique skill'
"Bastard, die ten thousand times for me! Also, wake me up, I don't want to keep dreaming anymore."
But... this kind of 'memory-type' strange dream is not something Song Shuhang can wake up if he wants to.
Song Shuhang had no choice but to experience her life from the perspective of 'Mother Onion'.
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In the dream, the innocent and innocent Lady Onion began to earnestly learn every trick and every style in the "Two Hundred Skills a Fairy Must Have to Survive Tenaciously".
She practiced hard, day and night.
If Daoist Chi Xiaozi saw this scene, would he cry out of sadness
He was looking forward to the 'unlimited future' of this little onion demon. Now it seems that the future of this little onion demon is completely eaten by dogs.
In addition... As Lady Onion's 'special skills' became more and more proficient, Song Shuhang had a bad premonition in his heart.
Whether it's a human being or a demon, after you have successfully cultivated, you will always go down the mountain, right
After going down the mountain, you have to find an opponent to try your hard work over the years, right
And if the scallion demon finds a human monk (♂) after going down the mountain and displays this set of 'self-defeating' skills... will it be dropped by someone
No, I am still 'possessed' on Lady Onion, and I can experience everything about Lady Onion with the first visual.
If you are 'slapped', you will feel the same way.
No, this ending is too cruel!
"It's over! This cruel dream is over soon! It's too late to end now, wake up!" Song Shuhang's soul was struggling.
But all the struggle was in vain.
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Time flies, and another year has passed in the dream.
The moment of despair came. In the dream, Lady Onion thought she had accomplished a great feat, and Yicheng went down the mountain.
Then, Lady Onion, just like Song Shuhang had guessed, began to search the world for human monks.
Song Shuhang sighed and started doing psychological work for himself. If I transmigrated into a girl and was forced to 'papapa', how would I need to adjust my mind
However... Adjust your sister, how can this kind of psychology be adjusted! Song Shuhang roared: "Let me go out, it's time to end, it's too late to end now!"
However, all the struggles were in vain.
At this time, Lady Onion finally found a human monk under constant hard search.
Why are you still a monk
According to Lady Onion's investigation, this monk is called Jiu Deng, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a very handsome face.
Slim and tall. When the large monk's robe covers him, it makes people feel that he is poor and thin. However, although the monk Jiudeng is thin, his chest muscles are very developed, and the large monk robes cannot cover the developed chest muscles.
Huh? Wait, is there something wrong
While Song Shuhang was thinking about it, Lady Onion had already launched an attack on Monk Jiudeng.
First it was 'Sacred Stealing', then 'How to successfully rob a human monk in a team' and then '500 ways to surrender a human monk who couldn't beat it'.
A set of skills is as perfect as a textbook.
But no matter how perfect the skill is, it won't work for the Nine Lights Monk.
Lady Onion has already failed obviously.
In the end, Lady Onion gritted her teeth and used the 'beautiful banshee's stunt charm* lure'.
As expected of a big trick to push down, the effect of big skills is outstanding.
Nine Lights Monk is recruited...
Then she stepped forward and slapped Lady Onion to have a good time...
It was her, Song Shuhang's description was correct.
Monk Jiudeng is her, so she is so thin and so thin, but her chest muscles are very developed.
Song Shuhang stared stiffly at what was happening in front of him, but in his heart he was extremely glad that although Lily could not have children, he would silently offer his most sincere blessings.
At least, he doesn't have to think about the question of 'how to adjust his psychology after transmigrating into a girl and being fucked'.
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After Jiu Deng (♀) had a blast with Lady Onion (♀), the two of them began to be in a daze.
Song Shuhang knew that in the next episode, Jiu Deng took Lady Onion back to the Buddhist temple and suppressed her for nearly three hundred years!
"Next, you won't let me stay with you for three hundred years, right? I've been an onion for a long time. I've had enough." Song Shuhang felt a little nervous.
However... At this moment, the visual picture in front of him changed.
He no longer takes Lady Onion as his first sight.
Song Shuhang found that his vision floated up to the sky, and it was his soul that appeared in the sky, and with God's vision, he began to look down at Lady Onion and Nine Lamps below.
"Finally, is this dream coming to an end?" Song Shuhang thought to himself.
In this dream, he got nothing except the shit-like "two hundred skills necessary for fairies to survive tenaciously".
Oh... maybe not for nothing. At least, he found his patience a lot better.
Ha ha ha, no matter who it is, after turning into a green onion and being alone on the top of the mountain for decades, patience will also improve, absolutely!
But the price is too heavy.
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Just as Song Shuhang was thinking about it again, suddenly, his eyes stinged and brightened.
He blinked involuntarily.
When he opened his eyes again, he saw a strange picture!
Blue, white, golden, pink, colored; there are also blood-red, black... Threads of various colors, all over the world.
Song Shuhang hurriedly looked down at himself.
He found that there were many lines extending from his body.
The least in number are five black lines, piercing into the void without seeing the terminal.
Followed by blood red lines, there are 6 lines. The red line is the broken line, and the other end is fluttering in the wind.
The number of white lines is the largest, there are thousands of them, and most of them pierce into the void without seeing the terminal.
There are also hundreds of blue ones.
There are more than 20 golden lines, and these lines extend to all corners of the world. They are too far away. Shuhang does not know where these golden lines will end up.
And the most special thing is a colorful line that connects his 'soul' with the lady onion below.
This colorful thread is like the thread of a kite, allowing Lady Onion to drag Song Shuhang forward.
Shuhang was flying like a kite...
"What are these threads?" Song Shuhang tried to reach out to grab the colorful thread, but when he reached out, he caught nothing. Can't touch, can't touch.
Ordinary people can't see these lines at all.
Not only ordinary people, but maybe even monks can't see these lines, and the monk Jiudeng below can't see these lines.
When Song Shuhang was in doubt, suddenly, he saw a line extending from the monk Jiudeng.
It was a pink thread that stretched out towards Lady Onion like a tentacle.
On the body of Lady Onion (♀), a pink line also appeared, and it was connected with the absolutely red line on Monk Jiudeng (♀).
Then, the two lines merged together and melted into one pink line!
"This... Could it be the legendary marriage line? A thousand-mile marriage line is tied?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened in surprise.
No, not right.
If these are marriage lines, then what are these on me
I can have thousands of white lines. If these are marriage lines, can I still open a harem
If it's not a marriage... Then, is it a cause and effect
Song Shuhang guessed.
The line of cause and effect? If you think about it this way, it might be possible!
If it is a causal line, then the color of these lines always has a representative, right
The pink line should be a marriage or something similar because this line appeared after Jiu Deng slapped Lady Onion.
Then, what does the colorful represent? What is the relationship between yourself and Lady Onion? Is that why I ate her
And what do black, white, blood red, and gold represent
Just as Song Shuhang was thinking about it, the following changed again.
The pink line on Monk Jiudeng (♀) and Lady Onion (♀) began to squirm again.
That pink thread pierced through Lady Onion's body.
Then, follow the seven-colored line between Lady Onion and Song Shuhang. Finally, firmly rooted in Song Shuhang's body!
Lady Onion seems to be an intermediary, connecting Jiu Deng and Song Shuhang firmly.
"What's going on?" Song Shuhang was shocked and felt incredible.
If it is said that after Jiu Deng had done Lady Onion, the two developed a lily love, thus creating a pink marriage line of cause and effect.
But what does it mean when the line of cause and effect reaches out to oneself
Could it be that when he was possessed by Lady Onion, when Jiu Deng slapped Lady Onion, he also smeared himself along the way
Do you want to be so serious, this line does not need to be connected to me at all! You guys are playing with you, I'm just a bystander watching 3 movies.
When the pink line was linked to Song Shuhang, Song Shuhang was shocked again...
Dream, wake up!
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"Have you finally woken up? This time has been a long dream." Song Shuhang opened his eyes, and then he found himself lying beside Venerable White.
He was startled and sat up immediately.
He turned his head to look at the sky outside again, and found that it was already dark. He seemed to have slept for a long, long time
Maybe the family members saw him sitting on the ground and fell asleep, so they moved him to sleep next to Venerable White
At this time, Song Shuhang looked down... Then, he found that there was a golden thread connecting his chest and Venerable White.
At the same time, the blue, white, black, and golden lines of his body spread out in all directions, all in one direction. It doesn't disappear like 'piercing the void' like in a dream.
"The golden thread represents the relationship between me and Venerable White? Then, the twenty or so golden threads on my body represent the seniors of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group who have had some contact with me?" Song Shuhang murmured.
Then, those blue lines stretched out, connecting all over the room.
"Does the blue line represent family relationships?" Song Shuhang guessed.
So what do those white lines represent
Finally, his eyes fell on the pink line.
The pink line was first connected to the 'Mother Onion' in the pocket, and then refracted out, all the way to the sky.
Song Shuhang subconsciously stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the pink line lightly.
"Ah, forget that these lines cannot be touched." Song Shuhang secretly said in his heart.
But just as he was thinking about it, he felt that his hand... touched that pink line!
Snapped!
When he touched the pink line, there was another soreness in his eyes. It seemed that a force had withdrawn from his eyes... It was not his own power, but was temporarily lent to him for some reason.
After the power was withdrawn, all the lines in Song Shuhang's eyes disappeared.
When these lines disappeared, a picture faintly appeared in Song Shuhang's mind along the pink line, where there was a huge and gorgeous island.
It's a... Spectacular Sky City!