Zhuge Zhongyang continued to say proudly: "Also, I have already selected the tour route! Let's take a plane to the big island in the East China Sea to land, and play there for a day. Then I also booked a luxury cruise for five days. , I have reserved the places for you and your friends, let's go with us. Sao Nian, let's have a good time!"
Please, you are going on a blind date, not playing... The purpose should be clear! Gao Moumou complained fiercely in his heart.
At the same time, he looked up at the sky - he couldn't escape the clutches of Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang even by changing his mobile phone. What did he do in his last life to meet such a pair of superlatives in this life
Buddhists say that once looking back five hundred years ago, it was only in exchange for a pass in this life!
Then five hundred years ago, he must have been short-sighted by a thousand degrees, and he looked back at this pair of superb products hundreds of times before he could exchange for this evil fate in this life.
No, absolutely can't accompany this pair to the East China Sea, otherwise the two-person happy honeymoon plan between him and his girlfriend Ya Yijian will definitely be complete.
So, firmly refuse! You can't give your opponent time to breathe, you must simply reject it without leaving any way out!
"Impossible, I won't play with you. Give up!" Gao Moumou said coldly: "Me and Yayi have already made a summer vacation travel plan, no matter what, it will never be changed!"
After the solemn rejection, Gao Moumou changed his tone and immediately began to sell his accomplices: "But... I can help you contact Song Shuhang and Tu Bo and let them play with you. You know them too, they are my roommates. , they are all very nice."
"No, if you don't accompany me, I will be very panicked." Zhuge Zhongyang said: "After all, my only friend in China is you! It is about my lifelong happiness, you must help me. I!"
"Impossible, you're going to die! If there is more noise, I won't even notify Song Shuhang and Tu Bo, let you accompany Miss Lu to the East China Sea alone!" Gao Moumou threatened in a deep voice.
"Hey...why. It was born from the same root, why is it too urgent to fry each other." Zhuge Zhongyang sighed heavily, then snapped his fingers.
Zhuge Yue's beautiful face came up, then she (he) opened her phone and played a recording.
First of all, it was Zhuge Yue's voice: "Let me kiss, the French wet kiss!"
"Sorry, I refuse. I don't want to be gay, and I already have a girlfriend. Please find something to nibble on and practice. Pillow, pillar, whatever you want!" Gao Moumou's voice.
Zhuge Yue pressed pause and looked at Gao Moumou with a smile.
Hearing this conversation, Gao Moumou turned pale: "Why, why do you have a recording!"
He reached out and wanted to grab Zhuge Yue's phone.
Zhuge Yue swiftly dodged, and calmly pressed the phone again.
["...So absolutely not, you should die! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Hmm!" Gao Moumou's voice.
And, a sound of kissing. ]
Then, Zhuge Yue began to explain: "I originally wanted to record a video and study how to kiss... But I didn't expect to only open the recording at that time, it was a failure."
Damn, you still want to record a video? What if you go out? People will die!
"Delete it, delete it for me from the beginning to the end, and then format the phone memory for me!" Gao Moumou roared in a low voice.
"Hehehe, this is important research material, how could it be easily deleted?" Zhuge Yue smiled proudly.
"Bastard, you two killed a thousand knives!" Gao Moumou gritted his teeth.
"Hehehe." Zhuge Yue showed a cute smile.
"Let's make a deal." Zhuge Zhongyang stroked his hair and put on a handsome posture: "If you accompany me to the East China Sea, I will supervise Zhuge Yue to delete this recording, and I can also guarantee that she will even copy all the audios. Delete it, how about it?"
Gao Moumou wanted to cry without tears: "Damn, why do you have to accompany you?"
"Because, you are my dog-headed military advisor!" Zhuge Zhongyang shook his hair.
Gao Moumou felt that he was really better off dead - he was more than short-sighted five hundred years ago, he must be blind and can't be blind again, so he has something to do with the pair in front of him.
Zhuge Zhongyang changed his handsome posture again: "In a word, trading is not trading?" 楸/p>
"Deal!" Gao Moumou gritted his teeth.
Afterwards, he resignedly took out his mobile phone and started to make phone calls - such a tragic thing, if he didn't drag a few buried with him, his heart would be unbalanced.
No matter Song Shuhang or Tubo, Yang De also joins forces, no matter who it is, he must bring two of them to die with him. Good brothers, you don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but you want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!
Gao Moumou called Song Shuhang first.
Soon, Song Shuhang answered the phone: "Hello, hello, who is it?"
Because Gao Moumou changed his number.
"It's me, Gao Moumou!" Gao Moumou replied.
"Gao Moumou, what are you looking for from me?" Song Shuhang asked, and... a woman's laughter like a silver bell could be vaguely heard on the other side of Shuhang's phone.
How can I describe the laughter, it is simply a sound of healing. When he heard it, Gao Moumou's mood improved a lot. He made an evaluation of the voice in his heart - it was second only to the laughter of his girlfriend Mei.
"Well, didn't I tell you before the holiday? That bastard, Zhuge Zhongyang, just happened to invite our sister Ban Lu Fei to play in the East China Sea. No, he has even booked a plane ticket now and gave it back to us. The places are all ready. Are you free now, do you want to go to the East China Sea to play?" Gao Moumou tried his best to soften his voice, just like Grandma Wolf's voice.
"Huh? Didn't you say you wanted to accompany Ya Yi to the two-person world?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.
"Hey, isn't it difficult for Zhuge Zhongyang to be kind, and the place in the East China Sea is so beautiful, how fun it is, I just happened to take Yayi to play with me. You don't have to pay for it yourself, you can eat, drink, live, and play. ." Gao Moumou opened his eyes and said nonsense.
"So, what time is it?" Song Shuhang asked - anyway, he just happened to have nothing else to do recently.
While speaking, he looked at Soft Feather, um, Soft Feather is a good child.
Then, his eyes fell on Senior White on the bed, and he thought of Doudou and the little monk who 'run away from home' outside.
Sure enough... it would be safer to take the three of them to play.
Gao Moumou asked expectantly, "We will leave in two days, do you want to go with us?"
in two days? It just so happened that Senior Bai had already woken up, and Doudou and Guoguo should also be back by then, and the time was just right.
"Okay, no problem." Song Shuhang asked again, "Can you bring someone?"
"No problem, the more people, the better! I think you are too few of ten or eight! I don't think there are too many dozens or hundreds!" Thousands of people come here, and they can spend money to kill Zhuge Zhongyang.
"Haha, maybe just a few. I have to ask first. Then I'll make sure and call you back." Song Shuhang replied.
"Good brother, remember to bring a few more people here. That's the deal, goodbye!" Gao Moumou hung up the phone with a laugh.
Then he took a deep breath, made a draft in his mind, and called Tubo again.
"Hey, Tubo, it's me, Gao Moumou - there is a fun place for you to play! Yes, it's a holiday island in the East River that Zhuge Zhongyang said last time, do you want to come and play together? Hey, there is also a five-day cruise on a luxury cruise, how about it? It’s better to act if you are excited, prepare your luggage, brother, I will pick you up in two days!”
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Song Shuhang hung up the phone.
Soft Feather was still lying on the edge of the bed, emitting silver bell-like laughter from time to time.
Song Shuhang: "..."
This girl's laughter is terrifyingly low!
He suspected that as long as he told her a few jokes casually, she would be able to laugh to the point where she couldn't stand up. Tell her a few more funny jokes, and she can just laugh at it...
"Soft Feather, my friend said he was going to play in the East China Sea Organization, do you want to go there and play together?" Song Shuhang asked.
Soft Feather hugged her stomach and finally stopped her laughter.
Then she shook her head and said regretfully: "Although I really want to go, but I can't. I will rush to my friend's family tonight to check the situation. Is there anything I can help... Well, senior, keep your phone on at all times, if it's still early after I resolve the matter of my good friend's family, I'll go to you!"
"By the way, senior, take this with you!" Soft Feather took out a silver bracelet from her pocket.
"?" Song Shuhang took over the bracelet and looked at Soft Feather in doubt - this bracelet is for girls, right? Is he wearing this for a big man
"These are the coordinates of the 'Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Technique'! My father prepared it for me, because I can't fly with my sword yet, and it's very troublesome to travel. With this kind of coordinates, if I want to hurry up, I can use the magic weapon on the road. The 'Wanli Flying Escape Technique' directly flies to the coordinate position. There is one such coordinate on Lingdie Island, and my father has one on him, and then you can bring this senior. If I solve the problem earlier, you can go directly through' The Wanli Flying Dunshu will come to you." Soft Feather said with a grin.
"Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Technique? Hurry up?" Song Shuhang felt that this spell was a bit familiar.
Soon, he remembered that he had even used this spell before.
[Sailor suit Sailor Moon, 'Moon Prism Power Transformation'! ]
I scratched my head and remembered the shameful scene again—this thousand-mile flying escape technique was the life-saving technique that Venerable White gave him at that time.
When he was hunted down by the rudder master Jing Mo of the Promise Demon Sect, he used this ten thousand li flying escape technique to escape to Venerable White's side. On the way, he also carried the waist of the senior 'Leng Yanjian' of the Air Pirates Sect, spinning and flying for most of the day.
However, isn't this a life-saving spell
In Soft Feather's eyes, this has become a spell for rushing on the road...