This fake 'Wuji Chasing Order' is just a bait that Gong Zihai used to attract the 'masked man' to attack Song Shuhang...
"Really, don't you think about it? Will the Wuji chase and kill order be printed on ordinary white paper? Haha." Gong Zihai controlled the slightly fat middle-aged man and tore off the so-called so-called 'The Promise Pursuit Order'.
Then, he reached out and grabbed the small golden hairpin behind his head and pulled it gently.
The golden hairpin pulled down, and the connection between him and the middle-aged man was cut off.
The middle-aged man held the golden hairpin, fell softly to the ground again, and passed out. When he woke up, he thought he was drunk at most, and ran to the rooftop to sleep all night. Maybe you will also feel happy that you have a little golden hairpin in your hand
And in Song Shuhang's room.
The corner of Venerable White's mouth pursed slightly, revealing a happy smile: "It turns out to be a member of the Promise Demon Sect. I have always wanted to find out where the headquarters of the Promise Demon Sect is hidden... This time, maybe I can find a clue."
How could Venerable White's mental shock be so simple
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The next morning.
Song Shuhang slept until eight o'clock before waking up.
The tossing of f in the middle of the night last night made him a little tired, and unconsciously he slept for a while.
"Awake?" Senior White turned his head and smiled.
At this time, Senior White was watching a movie while watching a movie on his computer, while he was in the water group.
The movie is - fuck it, it's the Fast and the Furious series! Song Shuhang really wanted to pounce on it and replace the movie with a 'Safe Driving Traffic Law Video' for Senior White.
Then in the group, several seniors were bubbling.
When Senior White turned to his side, Song Shuhang happened to see Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asking for help on the screen: "Fellow Daoist in the group. Could someone send me a language teacher here? So melancholy!"
"Poor..." Song Shuhang spat when he saw this.
What does it mean to send a language teacher over there
senior. Language teachers are human. It's not an item, it can't be sent by courier...
Wait a minute, Soft Feather and Su Clan's Sixteen sent them by express. Is it possible that, in the perception of the seniors in the group, express delivery can be sent to people
Dharma King Creation: "What happened to Daoist Seven Lives? Why do you want to send the language teacher?"
Sure enough, the seniors in the group were curious about 'Why should I send the Chinese teacher' instead of 'Can the Chinese teacher send it'? The seniors really have a problem with their cognition of 'express'!
This problem is so serious that it might cause people to die.
At this time. Beihe Sanren said: "In the memory I haven't forgotten, I vaguely remember that you were on a small island in the world, teaching the local savages to read? Could it be that there was a problem in the process of literacy?"
"Oh, don't mention it. These savages are like stupid dogs! I finally taught them to memorize the Three Character Classic, but when they turned their heads, they forgot again.
It didn't matter whether I slapped their palms hard or hung them up and beat them.
To this day, the pronunciation of these savages is still completely non-standard, and they often recite the wrong order. It's been almost two months, the beginning of the Three Character Classic. They also often recite: at the beginning of life, grind tofu! Grind the fur, I've never taught them that, okay! " Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman collapsed.
As soon as his voice fell, an id appeared in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group.
The id named 'I am Xiaodoudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha' said: "Wang Wang, Qisheng, I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you said just now, what does it mean to be stupid like a stupid dog? I bite you! Wang Wang!"
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "…"
I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha: "Wang Wang, apologize, quickly apologize to Doudou and me and the demon dogs all over the world, or I will kill you!"
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "@True Monarch Yellow Mountain, your Doudou has come out."
True Monarch Yellow Mountain flashed quickly, but it was also a string of silent colons: "… "
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "Look at your Doudou's name."
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "..."
Beihe Sanren laughed loudly: "@Shushan is under a lot of pressure, is Doudou by your side?"
Crazy Blade Three Waves: "Doudou's id, hahahaha, laughing at me. When did Doudou become the owner of Huangshan Dasha?"
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "..., Fellow Daoist Sanlang. [Goodbye waving emoji]"
Mad Saber Three Waves: "?"
Crazy Saber Three Waves: "I'm rubbing it, I copied Doudou id directly to send a message, something went wrong."
System prompt: [Crazy Blade Three Waves withdrew a message]
Sanlang quickly retracted the first message.
Mad Saber Three Waves quickly said: "Senior Huangshan, you have also seen that I was unintentional. For the sake of my unintentional fault, I withdraw so quickly, please forgive me this time?" With a cute emoji.
"Haha." True Monarch Huangshan said, "It's too late."
[System message prompts: (＊＊＊＊＊＊) Mad Saber Three Waves has been silenced by the group owner True Monarch Huangshan for 1 hour. ]
Said it was too late, but he only banned the Three Waves of Mad Saber for one hour.
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Venerable White turned his head to look at the chat records in the group, and nodded with satisfaction, "The Daoists in the group are still very happy, that's great."
"Are you happy?" Song Shuhang smiled dryly. He felt that this was the daily life of Senior Sanlang's constant death: "Wait, senior, lend me the computer."
"Okay." Senior White stood up from the chair.
Song Shuhang quickly used Senior White's chat account to enter: "Doudou, where are you now! Immediately, immediately, bring the little monk back to me!!"
I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha: "I'm scared, I thought Senior White was mad, but it turns out that you are using Senior White's account? Tsk tsk, Shuhang, you are so young and naive "You have come to catch me!"
Then, Xiao Doudou, who is Huangshan Dasha's owner, said again: "Senior Brother Song, I am Guoguo. If you don't shoot out all my shit, I can consider going back early! But you have to tell everyone in the group. promise to swear."
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "Hehehe, you two are really good!"
I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha: "Catch me, arrest me, just like Huangshan Dasha, you have to take me back!"
Yunyou Monk Tongxuan: "..."
Yunyou Seng Tongxuan: "[Wiping sweat expression] [Chopper expression]"
Yunyou monk Tongxuan went offline silently.
When the little monk Guoguo, who was far away, saw Master Tongxuan's two expressions, his face turned pale with fright - he forgot that Abbot Tongxuan was also in the group, what should I do? When the time comes, don't say that Senior Brother Shuhang wants to punch out his feces, Master Tongxuan will definitely punch out his feces and urine!
True Monarch Huangshan: "Little friend Shuhang, Doudou and little monk Guoguo, I will let someone bring them back. So, let's do it first."
Then, Zhenjun Huangshan changed Doudou's name by using the authority of the group owner.
Then, the True Monarch's Great Forbidden Speech Technique was displayed.
[The system message prompts: (***************) I am Lord Huangshan’s loyal dog Xiaodoudou has been banned by the group owner Zhenjun Huangshan for 1 day. ]
Song Shuhang: "..."
The reason why Doudou is so funny is that True Monarch Huangshan is a must
The farce caused by Doudou finally ended with Doudou and Kuangdao Sanlang being silenced, and the little monk received a 'white face' package from Master Tongxuan.
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Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "Don't go too far on the topic, Doudou has turned the topic around. By the way, who can send me a language teacher, urgently needed! I have completely run out of ideas for this group of savages. If it goes on like this, I feel like I will make a killing! The sword in my hand is shaking now, and I have reached the limit of my patience."
Song Shuhang hurriedly replied with Venerable White's account: "Remind senior, express delivery cannot be used to send people. Language teachers are not goods, and they cannot be sent by express delivery... It will kill people!"
"You don't need to care about these details, it's really not good, it's better to fly a Chinese teacher over here! In short, help me solve this problem." Palace Master Qishengfu was obviously broken by the group of savages.
Dharma King Creation said: "Who has invested in the school property? You can send a teacher over there. I remember a fellow Taoist in the group... It seems to be called Drunk Day? This fellow Taoist practice is too strange, I always remember I can't bear his full name. It's the one anyway, doesn't he have a few school properties? Elementary school, junior high school, and university!"
The named Drunk Moon layman silently emerged: "..."
Zuiyue layman is very melancholy. His exercise method is special. If he is less than the eighth rank of Xuansheng, he will not be able to appear in front of people. Then, they are often ignored by fellow Taoists in the group for no reason.
Before he knew it, he became the number one little transparent in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group'.
No matter how he showed his presence, no matter how he posted various comments in the group space, no matter how crazy he was in the water group, fellow Daoists often couldn't remember him for no reason.
Although I know it's because of my practice, I'm a little depressed...
Zuiyue Lay: "I'm really sorry that I can't let fellow Daoists remember my Dao name. Alas. I have a few schools in my hands, but it's summer vacation now, and the teacher has long been on vacation. I'll help Daoist Seven Lives to get in touch. Let's see, if the pay is good, there will be language teachers willing to go abroad to teach the savages to learn Chinese... But, I can't guarantee success!"
"I can't thank you enough, Daoist Drunk Sun!" Palace Master Qishengfu burst into tears: "Great kindness and virtue, I will never forget it."
Zuiyue layman: "Seven lives fellow Daoist, I am Zuiyue, Zuiyue! Alas... I don't ask for eternal life, I just want to remember my Dao name!"
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "[Shy expression]"
At this time, Song Shuhang thought about it, and said using Senior Bai's account: "Senior Qisheng, I would like to ask, have you taught the savages to use 'Pinyin'? If you use Pinyin, maybe it will be easier to remember the words?"
"Pinyin... I actually forgot about this." The head of Qishengfu Mansion laughed twice—there was no way, when he was learning Chinese characters, he was enlightened by the Three Character Classics.
Song Shuhang silently mourned for the group of savages who were beaten by their palms... (To be continued.)
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