The little sheep battery car carried Venerable White and Song Shuhang wandering home...
On the way home, Venerable White still did not use the acceleration formation. ∈♀
At first, Venerable White was just riding a battery car on a whim, just experience it.
Second, the distance is short, with a total of six stops, so there is no need to play drag racing.
When she got home, Song's mother seemed to be out of the house for something and was not at home.
Venerable White and Song Shuhang returned to the room.
"I'm going to find Doudou and the little monk, and try to get them back before tomorrow." Venerable White began to pack his own mobile phone and took out the Meteor Sword.
Then, he said to Song Shuhang, "Shuhang, stretch out your hand."
Song Shuhang stretched out his hand suspiciously.
Venerable White stretched out his fingers and used spiritual power to paint on his wrist—not long after, a beautiful three-dimensional gourd baby pattern appeared on Song Shuhang's wrist.
This pattern looks familiar.
"Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Technique?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.
"No, this is a positioning coordinate. With this coordinate, no matter where you are in the world, as long as you are not blocked by special methods, I can lock your position. After I find Doudou and the little monk Doudou , I will call to inform you. Then, I will send them back with a disposable flying sword." Venerable White explained.
One-time flying sword, send it back? good idea!
"Like!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up: "In addition, Senior White, I strongly recommend that the speed of the flying sword sent back to the little monk should be set to four times the normal speed, and the speed of sending Doudou flying sword to fifty times is not enough. Too much! Let them experience the thrill!"
"No problem." Venerable White nodded.
"By the way, senior, there is one more thing I want to ask you to do a favor." Song Shuhang suddenly thought of something.
Then, he took back the 'Bao Da Bao Shao'. He handed it to Venerable White: "Senior. Can you draw a formation on this Broken Tyrant Saber. Make the Broken Tyrant Saber invisible and prevent ordinary people from seeing it?"
If you are going to play on the East China Sea holiday island next, you can take it out by making the Ba Shau Dao invisible.
"This is simple." Venerable White said.
He stretched out his fingers again, and painted on the broken blade, engraved the formation formation, the gathering formation, and the anti-reconnaissance formation.
In this way, except for Venerable White and Song Shuhang. Ordinary people can't see this 'treasure saber tyrant broken'. Of course, this formation was just drawn by Venerable White, as long as it was a cultivator, he could still see this tyrant shattering knife.
"Then, I'll go to find Doudou first. Wait for me to contact you." Venerable White said.
It would be better if Doudou could be found before tomorrow... It doesn't matter if it was too early to find Doudou, anyway, Senior White set the coordinates on Song Shuhang.
At that time, when Song Shuhang arrives at his destination, he will be able to reach Song Shuhang with a flying sword according to the coordinates.
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Venerable White stepped on the Meteor Sword, and Yujian flew into the air.
When Senior White went to find Doudou and them, Song Shuhang felt a lot more at ease.
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at dinner time.
Mama Song asked Shuhang suspiciously, "Hey. Shuhang, has your sweet-mouthed friend gone too?"
"Ah. He is going to pick up a boy from a friend's house. It may take a few days before he comes back." Song Shuhang replied.
"Oh, it was quite lively before. There were so many guests here, but I didn't expect them to leave one by one." Mama Song regretted that she is a person who likes liveliness more.
Speaking of which, if it weren't for the fact that it was too late to open the two-child policy, she and Dad Song would still have another child.
So in the past few years, Song's mother complained about the second-child policy the most. She wished that this policy could be opened ten years earlier, maybe she could add a lovely sister to Song Shuhang.
"Hey, after a few days, Song Bai will bring the children of his friend's house, and it will be lively." Song Shuhang drank the soup in the bowl and said with a smile: "By the way, mother, one of my roommate Gao Moumou. Friends, I want to invite us to a holiday island in the East China Sea, and I will leave in two days. It will take about ten days to go back and forth. "
Mother Song's eyes lit up: "Are you with that girl named Soft Feather?"
"Hahaha, Soft Feather has other things to do. But she said that if the time is in time, she will come with her."
Dad Song swallowed his meal slowly and asked aloud, "Is there enough money?"
"Enough is enough, I worked for the seniors in school, and I got some compensation." Song Shuhang giggled, although the way of getting paid was a bit violent.
Father Song nodded silently.
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Huaxia, in the sky, a huge Beijing bus... is lying on a civil aviation plane bound for the capital.
A huddled little monk is also wrapped in the huge Pekingese's fur.
It is Doudou and the little monk Guoguo, the two guys are rubbing against the plane-why are they rubbing against the plane? Because they have no money. The last bit of money the little monk earned from selling himself last time was replaced by a domestic large-screen mobile phone...
"Senior Doudou, is it really okay for us to flee to the capital?" the little monk Guoguo asked worriedly.
As long as he recalled the two [wiping sweat emoji] and [chopping knife emoji] sent by Abbot Tongxuan in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, he would panic in his heart.
The abbot was so angry that he sent a kitchen knife! Does this mean that Abbot Tongxuan wants to chop him with a kitchen knife? Even if you don't cut him with a kitchen knife, you probably won't be able to escape with a kick.
Doudou said triumphantly, "Don't panic. With Ben Wang's many years of experience in running away from home, when you just ran away from home, everyone in your family was very angry. Just like Shuhang now, he will yell at him Your shit is the same! But ah, there is a saying that human nature is cheap!"
It began to teach the little monk Guoguo his "Runaway Heart Sutra": "When you have been away from home for a long time and haven't returned, and they still can't find you, they will start to panic! At that time, their hearts will start to panic. Your anger will be filled with 'worry'. Then after finally getting you back, you will be pampered and offered to you like a baby."
"Is this really the case?" the little monk Guoguo asked with a serious face, but he was looking forward to it.
"Don't worry, I can assure you. Huangshan Dasha is like this. Every time I run away from home, I look like I can't do it. I'm not angry at all, I'm just worried about why I haven't returned home. When I finally find me, I'll be the uncle of the family, and I'll have everything delicious and delicious for me!" Doudou is proud Yangyang Road.
- The only downside of this trick is that you can't use it too much. After using it too much, Tema's Huangshan Dasha is now very light on it running away from home, and doesn't worry about it at all. Damn, I really want to bite him!
After being brainwashed by Doudou, the little monk Guoguo felt a lot more at ease.
"Will Senior Brother Shuhang come to find us?" the little monk asked.
"Definitely, his good-natured personality must be all over the world looking for us now." Doudou affirmed.
The little monk nodded secretly - with a warm heart, he seemed to understand a little why Senior Doudou liked to 'run away from home'.
"Ahh, Ahie! Huh? Strange, Ben Wang Wei Mao suddenly had a bad feeling?" Doudou sneezed several times on the top of the plane, and rubbed his nose with his paws - just Just now, when he mentioned the sentence 'Song Shuhang is estimated to be looking for us all over the world', an inexplicable vigilance appeared in his heart. This is the super-sensitive animal intuition of dogs!
Could it be that Shuhang, the good old man, was really pissed off? It is said that when a good man gets angry, it is really scary.
Just as Doudou was thinking, suddenly, the plane below him shook violently up and down.
The passengers screamed and the scene was a mess.
This is during the flight, the plane suddenly encountered a strong air current...
"Suddenly strong airflow? Wang ~ there won't be an air disaster, right?" Doudou said depressedly - Ben Wang was just taking a downwind plane.
That's all... If there is an accident, Ben Wang will try his best to save some passengers. With Doudou's strength, it is still unable to solve the strong airflow affecting the plane, and save a few people at most.
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Fortunately, this strong airflow lasted only a short time.
After calm was restored, the flight attendant began to comfort the frightened passengers.
The passengers also looked like they had escaped death, and some even cried happily.
"It's safe and sound, save Ben Wang's shot." Doudou stuck his tongue out and lay down again.
At this moment, the little monk on it had a stern face and a sad look on his face.
"Guoguo?" Doudou asked suspiciously.
At the same time, Doudou's keen sense of smell smelled a bad smell...
"Senior Doudou... I pulled my crotch!" the little monk said weakly.
—Perhaps it was because of the hemorrhoid treatment for three days in a row, and the need to pierce the treatment device into the little butt every time? Or maybe the hemorrhoids have just been cured, and he is a little uncomfortable? In short, he felt that the little chrysanthemum was not too tight for the past two days.
This morning, he was in a hurry to escape. He hadn't arrived yet to get on the tuba, and he felt a little more comfortable along the way. Coupled with the vibration of the plane just now, he accidentally pulled his crotch.
Doudou: "… "
Pull the crotch, just pull the crotch, anyway, the little monk is only six years old, it is excusable to pull the crotch occasionally, after all, the age is there.
But the problem is - the little monk is now lying on it, and it is curled up by its hair to keep warm.
This is shit riding on its back!
"Senior Doudou... I didn't mean to." The little monk's serious face was twisted into a twist.
"Don't say anything." Doudou sighed deeply: "Let's find a place to deal with your crotch first."
What else can it do? The little monk is still young, so does it want to scold each other severely
What can I do after being reprimanded, the little monk cried aggrievedly? And the shit in the crotch doesn't have to be dealt with
After sighing heavily again, Doudou grabbed the little monk with his claws and jumped off the plane.
In other words... For the sake of this dignified demon dog, it will be reduced to the point of changing the crotch of a bear child
Doudou suddenly began to suspect that he listened to the little monk's request and took him to play the game of 'running away from home', was it a mistake? (To be continued.)