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Chapter 281: Venerable White Don't worry, I'm here to protect the media!

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Under the smog, Zhou Li looked at Doudou calmly: "Stealing your account?"

"Yes, trust me! For a long time, Fairy Ouyang has always been chatting with you on the Internet. I feel nauseous just by looking at the content of your chats. How could it be possible to chat with a big man like you?" Doudou said loudly , For the sake of his chastity, he felt that he had to reveal the truth!

"Hahaha." The smoke on Zhou Li's face became thicker and thicker, and he let out a miserable smile: "Doudou, don't console me anymore."

"What?" Doudou wondered.

Zhou Li exhaled two fumes from his nostrils again: "Actually, I've thought about it carefully, and what you said makes sense. How could a man like me chase a Jingba all over the world all day long? Does the girl like me?"

"Zhou Li, you underestimate your own charm. In fact, there is such a fairy waiting for you silently! If you don't believe me, you can send a text message to ask her!" Doudou shouted loudly : "Look, my mobile phone is broken now, and my body is tied by you. You can quickly send a text message to your 'kiss', if she only replies, it will prove that what I said is correct ?"

Zhou Li's hand holding the pipe froze, and there seemed to be a glimmer of hope in his eyes.

Then, he grabbed his mobile phone and carefully sent a sentence to his partner: "Are you there?"

Zhou Li has never been so excited and worried when he sends such an ordinary message.

SMS sent out!

Five minutes later...

In the chat software, Fairy Ouyang's account showed the 'online' status, but she never responded to messages.

Obviously before, if she was online, she would definitely reply to the message within five minutes, even if it was a smile.

"Haha." Zhou Li laughed dryly and continued to turn his head to look at Doudou. Two more smoke dragons spewed from his nostrils and mouth. Sure enough, Doudou is teasing himself!

Doudou: "… "

This is a pit!

"By the way, call! You have her phone number, right? Make a phone call and ask in person!" Doudou shouted loudly.

Zhou Li did not speak this time. He just silently opened the address book, pulled out the name of 'Ouyang Yuan', and clicked to dial.

Then, the familiar sound of the piano came from inside.

The piano sounded over and over again. The phone was never connected!

"Haha." Zhou Li took another deep breath and exhaled. This time, not only the mouth and nostrils, but even the white smoke spewed from the ears, covering his entire face at once.

Doudou wanted to cry suddenly.

This is a pit. It's a pit, it's definitely a pit!

Really beeping Song Shuhang, what is going on here!

I don't want to fall in love with Zhou Li, absolutely not! Who will save me!

At this moment, a figure in the distance quickly swept towards Doudou, the little monk, and Zhou Li and his party.

"Huh? Doudou, you guys have been caught." The figure stopped at the sword and smiled.

It was Venerable White who arrived.

Venerable White obviously knew 'Zhou Li', so he stopped and joked.

Doudou raised his head and glanced at Venerable White - as expected, he and the little monk were so unlucky along the way. It was because Venerable White was chasing after him.

But it doesn't matter who comes, as long as it can save it.

"Senior White!" Doudou shouted loudly, "Save me!"

Venerable White smiled and said, "Save you? I'm here to take you back."

"It's alright to take me back, no matter what, I'll deal with you!" Doudou shouted loudly.

Venerable White raised his eyebrows: "What happened?"

Zhou Li's nostrils and mouth gushed out a large amount of smoke. He opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word.

"Doudou? What's wrong with you?" Venerable White looked at Doudou and asked.

Doudou also opened his mouth - but didn't know where to start.

"Senior, why don't you tell me!" At this moment, the girl who had been staying beside Zhou Li raised her hand.

Then, she happily began to tell Venerable White the beginning, process and result of the matter.

"Doudou, write a thousand-word mistake confession letter for me at home tonight. I will personally pass it on to the little Daoist friend Zhou Li." Venerable White said lightly.

Doudou slobbered - let it write ten thousand words with dog paws? What a joke, how do dog paws write

It was about to resist, but when it saw Venerable White's peaceful face, it didn't know why. I couldn't even think of resisting.

"Also... Little friend Zhou Li, show me your phone." Venerable White stretched out his hand.

Zhou Li hurriedly put out his pipe, and then carefully handed his mobile phone to Venerable White.

During the whole process, he didn't dare to look at Venerable White in the face—his leader, the True Monarch Yellow Mountain, had set an example and proved to everyone the charm of Venerable White.

Venerable White cut away Zhou Li's machine and looked at it. Then he asked, "Which sect is your target?"

"It's a disciple of Baiyun Academy, Mr. Yuqin Ouyang Yuan." Zhou Li said the name stiffly.

"Baiyun Academy, I have an impression, wait a moment." Venerable Bai turned on his phone and searched in the address book.

After a while, he made a phone call - Venerable White began to contact some of his old friends one by one since he decided to hold the 'walking tractor competition' that day.

One of them happened to have a friend from Baiyun Academy.

After the call was connected, Venerable White asked aloud, "Hey, True Monarch Henghuo?"

"Hey, it's Senior White, do you have anything to do with me?" A gentle and polite voice came from the opposite side.

"True Lord Henghuo, is there a female nun named Mr. Yuqin Ouyang Yuan in your Baiyun Academy?"

"Oh, you said it was Teacher Ouyang Yuan, do you have anything to do with her?" Henghuo Zhenjun asked.

Venerable White said, "I want to ask, what is Daoist friend Ouyang Yuan doing now?"

Although True Monarch Henghuo was curious about what Senior Bai asked Ouyang Yuan for, he still replied, "Mr. Ouyang Yuan is teaching the violin to the disciples now, so it is not convenient to call for the time being. If Senior has something to ask her, I will inform her on her behalf. ?"

"No need, it's fine. That's what I said, hang up!" Venerable White said neatly.

"Okay." Although True Monarch Henghuo was somewhat inexplicable, he still answered unhurriedly—the truly cultivated practitioners of the Confucian sect are all of this kind of virtue, and the sky is not shocked. But sometimes, their character can make people anxious!

After Venerable Bai hung up the phone, he said to Zhou Li, "Your partner is teaching a student the piano... If you believe me, in a few hours, contact her again to try."

Zhou Li nodded stiffly, still with a bitter smile on his face - he was still very worried, if it was Doudou who used to talk sweetly with him, and Fairy Ouyang Yuan didn't know about it, he would be there when he arrived. How can I get in touch with each other

Venerable White glanced at Zhouli, and seeing his bitter expression, he knew the thoughts and worries in his heart at this time.

"Well, let me make a promise to you, even if there is a relationship between you and the female cultivator Ouyang Yuan - how about I reconnect with the media for you after a while? I am very experienced in mediating. " Venerable White said with a smile.

After all, from the time he came out of the retreat to the present, True Monarch Yellow Mountain has helped Venerable White and Song Shuhang a lot. Therefore, the trivial matter of connecting Zhou Li to secure a matchmaker is also a matter of hands-on effort.

Moreover, Venerable White was indeed experienced as a mediator. Although... When he used to help people, there were often some accidents. For example, under the efforts of Venerable White, the two parties involved in the connection were simultaneously empathetic and not in love...

With Venerable White's assurance, Zhou Li's complexion immediately changed a lot.

After the matter was settled, Venerable White turned his head and said to Doudou and the little monk who were tied into a ball, "Then Doudou, Guoguo, we are going home."

Then, he took out two disposable flying swords from his arms, pinched a sword trick, and the two disposable flying swords stopped firmly in the void.

Then, Venerable White stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and Doudou and the little monk were photographed by him out of thin air, and the 'Tibetan Hook' chain on his body was automatically released.

"You two choose flying swords and stand up, and I will take you home." Venerable White said with a gentle smile.

The little monk Guoguo, who didn't know it, smiled cutely, and then climbed onto one of the flying swords!

Doudou saw the disposable flying sword that Venerable White took out at a glance—it was very impressed with this flying sword. Isn't this a one-time flying sword used by Venerable White to send something to 'space tourism'

Venerable White, what is this for? Are you going to throw it straight into space

"Senior Bai, I can fly back by myself, don't worry, I won't escape this time!" Doudou said quickly.

"Shh, don't talk too much." Venerable White raised his index finger.

Then, he reached out and grabbed it, and threw Doudou onto the other flying sword: "Grab it."

Without waiting for Doudou to resist, Venerable White pinched a sword trick: "Let's go!"

'Whizzing! ' twice.

The two handles flew forward, one after the other, and dashed forward. That speed is boundless.

In the blink of an eye, only two small black dots can be seen one after the other.

"Ah ah ah..." This is the little monk's version of the scream, crisp and sweet.

"Wang Wang Wang Wang..." This is the Doudou version of the scream. Originally, at such a speed, it was still within the tolerance range of Doudou. But Doudou always felt that this was the rhythm of being sent into the universe in one breath... She couldn't help screaming.

At least, let Ben Wang bring an oxygen tank

As for jumping off the flying sword? Don't be kidding, when you ride on Venerable White's one-time flying sword, there is no option to get off the bus halfway—refer to a big snake demon who was sent into the universe after offending Venerable White back then.

"Then, little Daoist Zhou Li, goodbye. I will contact you in a few days." Venerable White waved at Zhou Li, took the 'Meteor Sword', turned into a sword light, and followed Doudou and the little monk in an instant.

Zhou Li was stunned.

The monster-catcher girl beside him blinked—I always felt that this senior was so handsome!

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On the plane, Song Shuhang vaguely dreamed of the prosperous island in the sky and the magnificent city in the sky! (To be continued.)

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